Disclaimer: Yipes, forgot this last time, but I do not now, nor have I ever
owned DBZ under this name or any other. Nor have I committed a misdemeanor
in the last seven years.
Notes: Erp. Okay, I didn't know I had this in me. WARNING. This chapter has some very adult humor. VERY adult! Keep your prying little eyes off if you're not 13 or older. I'm not rating it R because it's not explicit...but LISTEN TO ME. It is NOT my fault if you're scarred by the twisted conjurings of an even more twisted imagination!!! Thank you.
~*~
"How are you feeling?"
Trunks smiled painfully into the black eyes of the man leaning over him, "Sore," he admitted ruefully, "You didn't tell me it hurt."
Goten raised an eyebrow, "That's because when I woke up you were gone, and I didn't see you for the next three months." Still, worry creased his brow, "I didn't hurt you did I? I just wanted to show you..."
Trunks caught his lips in a kiss and smiled, "Nah, you didn't hurt me. It's a good sore." Climbing to his feet, the older boy shrugged on his shirt and began to pull on his pants, pausing, "Say...Goten? Are you really pregnant?" His eyes were hesitant and just a bit fearful. He wasn't ready for a kid.
Goten averted his gaze and began dressing as well, walking over to sit on the living room couch, his shoulders hunching slightly, "Yeah...at least that's what dad said."
"Oh." Trunks was silent for a moment, then sat beside him, putting an arm around his shoulders, "It'll be okay."
Goten nodded, "Thanks...we still need to tell your parents, you know."
Trunks winced. His dad was NOT going to take this well. Heaving a slight sigh, Trunks nodded, "Yeah. I know."
~*~
"...so I let him go, and Goten rushed over and caught him." Gohan smirked, "It was SOOOOO SWEET!"
Videl glared, "Don't make fun, Gohan. As I seem to recall, not too long ago the mysterious Saiyaman beat the crap out of someone named Spopovitch for hurting the person he loved."
Gohan flushed, "Err, yeah...well...that was different. You weren't...er...Trunks." he finished lamely.
Videl smirked, "Ahh, I see, you're jealous of your little brother's love interest."
Gohan tilted his head, considering, "Nah. I'm happy they have each other...but hey, we should really be getting home. I think we've been gone long enough for them to...finish whatever they were doing...and Panny's getting kind of fussy."
Videl looked at the baby's screwed up face, red and pouting, and laughed, "She looks just like Vegeta when she does that. Videl shook her head, raising an ironic eyebrow at Gohan, "What have we gotten ourselves in for?"
Gohan smiled, "I don't know, but I bet it's worth it. Come on, let's go."
Videl nodded, slipping some money to the waiter and gathering her belongings. "Yeah...totally worth it."
~*~
"So...what should we do?" Goten fidgeted uncomfortably.
Trunks shrugged, equally at a loss, then sighed reluctantly, "I guess...we should go tell my parents now..."
Goten nodded sympathetically, "Yeah...but hey, MY mom took it well, so maybe your dad won't be that mad either, eh Trunks?"
Trunks smiled mirthlessly, giving Goten a little squeeze, "Yeah. Maybe. But ever since...well, you know what happened with Dad and Goku last year..."
Goten's eyes widened and he gaped, "You KNOW?!"
Trunks' brow drew down in confusion, "Um, yeah, well...my mom DOES have the security camera footage. EVERYONE knows!"
"Oooh," Goten sighed in relieved understanding, "You just mean that they had sex, I thought you knew that Vegeta got my dad pregnant!" Goten laughed sheepishly.
"HE WHAT?!" Trunks choked, eyes widening to the size of saucers.
"He got my dad...oops. Um, hey, wow, look at the time! We should get going, Trunks!" Goten stood up, pulling gently at the stunned Trunks' wrist, "Come on, we're going to go tell your mom and dad."
A slow smile crept over Trunks' face. Suddenly he didn't feel quite so bad about this. He had ammunition. After all, like father, like son.
~*~
"Oooh..."
The walls of the gravity room turned out to be very reflective, and there were plenty of sounds to echo at the moment. Gogeta's transformation had long since faded, and now the intrepid foursome were having a little individual fun.
Goku grinned down into Bulma's face, "Wow Bulma, it's really weird having sex with you. But kinda fun."
Bulma smirked, exhilarated and covered with sweat, "Yeah..." she panted, "We should do this more often Son-kun."
Goku winced. "Ooowww....'Geta, do you have to be so rough?!"
Vegeta winced himself, smushing Goku even tighter between himself and Bulma, "It's not my idea Kakarot," he grunted with a growl, "Your onna's the one with her hand up my ass."
ChiChi grinned evilly, wishing she had some black leather to don. "Be quiet Vegeta," she ordered, flicking a finger across his prostate.
Vegeta whimpered and did as told, thrusting forward, creating an odd domino effect as he groaned, followed closely by Goku and then Bulma.
ChiChi smirked. This was fun.
~*~
Gohan landed at Capsule Corporation and turned to Videl with a smile, "I'll just be a second, Videl."
Videl took Pan from his arms and smiled, shaking her head, "That's okay Gohan, I want to talk to Bulma anyway."
Gohan nodded, his eyes distracted from Videl's face by the approach of two tiny figures in the distance. They flew faster than any airjet could possibly hope to match, and Gohan smiled as they resolved into purple and blacked topped specks, respectively, flying through the air, holding hands.
Gohan crossed his arms and grinned mischievously as the duo landed, shooting Videl a glance. Videl got the message and smirked, "Oooh, Trunks and Goten, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Videl!" Trunks protested, face very red, "Don't!"
Gohan's face assumed an entirely evil look, very uncharacteristic of the older man, "How about Trunks and Goten, in the living room, F-U-C-K-I-N--"
"GOOOOHAAAAN!!!!"
The combined shriek was enough to drown out the last letter, but Gohan merely grinned unrepentantly. "You two may not remember what you were like when Videl and I were dating, but we do."
Videl's gaze was entirely heartless, "Yup. You guys are screwed. So to say."
Trunks winced at the pun and grabbed Goten by the wrist, "Come on, let's go tell my parents. I'd rather face a beating than stay out here and listen to this."
Videl watched the two go wordlessly and turned to Gohan, her eyebrow slightly raised, "Are we going to let them get away like that?"
"Not a chance." Grabbing his wife's wrist, Gohan took off after his little brother and his boyfriend, intent on mischief.
~*~
"Trunks, are you sure?" Goten stared at Trunks' hand on the door to the GR, just a bit worried. He still remembered what had happened when they'd walked in on Vegeta when he was seven years old. Vegeta'd been training at 600 times gravity, and opening the door had triggered the emergency shut off of the gravity generator. Vegeta'd hit the ceiling. Literally. In fact, if you looked, there was still a little dent there. Needless to say, he hadn't been pleased.
Trunks smiled and waved off Goten's concern, "Don't worry, love. I checked to make sure the generator's off, see?" Trunks shook his head with a slight frown, "I wonder what dad's doing in there. He almost NEVER trains without gravity." Trunks did, of course, remember his father carrying his mother in there earlier....but....well, that'd been HOURS ago! They couldn't STILL be at it.
Sadly, Trunks was wrong. Terribly wrong.
Pushing open the door, Trunks gaped. There lay his father...Trunks choked. Did ChiChi have her hand up his ass?!
ChiChi brought her other hand down on Vegeta's bottom one last time before noticing the boys in the doorway, the words staggering to a halt on her lips, "Bad...boy..."
Goten choked, "MOM?! DAD?!!" Was his dad really having sex with Bulma? AND Vegeta?! AT THE SAME TIME?!!!!
Goku glanced up to spot his son and smiled sheepishly, waving to Gohan and Videl as they walked up behind Goten and Trunks, their expressions remarkably similar. They all looked as if someone'd come along and hit them in the forehead with a two-by-four.
"Um...UM!" ChiChi flustered frantically, "It's not what it looks like! I...uh...DARN IT VEGETA?! Are you sure that oregano's up here?!" She bent her head, rummaging around as if looking for something, hoping her children couldn't see her flushed face.
"UUNNNGHHH! S-STOP THAT W-WOMAN!" Vegeta's face turned bright red with embarassed pleasure as his prostate was battered in ChiChi's phantom search.
Gohan paled, reaching out to clamp his hands over Goten and Trunks' eyes, "Um...sorry," he squeaked, dragging the pair out of the room, "We'll come back later!"
Trunks took this opportunity to get his secret off his chest, figuring they could hardly condemn him, considering the...position...they were in, "Um, yeah, anyway, Mom, Dad, Goten's pregnant, and it's mine, and I love him, and, um, that's all I wanted to say, so see you later!"
"GET OUT!" Vegeta's yell was enough to chase the four from the room without any further protest. Not that they wanted to stay anyway.
Trunks turned disturbed eyes to his lover and wrapped Goten in a tight hug, "It's okay Chibi...it'll be alright..."
Goten shivered and clung to Trunks, "That...that was just..."
Videl grinned, "I think it's nice that they have such an open relationship."
"Videeeelll! That was my DAD having sex with BULMA. AND Vegeta! And my mom..." Gohan's eyes went haunted for a moment.
Goten shivered, burying his face in Trunks' shoulder, "Thanks for reminding me Gohan."
The four spun about as the gravity room clanked open, revealing three flushed and embarassed (and thankfully fully clothed) adults, and, well...Goku.
"Hey guys," Goku grinned cheerfully, "What did you need again?"
Gohan lowered his eyes, "Erm...well, nothing, really. I just came by to borrow a book from Dr. Briefs."
Videl jerked a thumb in Gohan's direction, "I'm with him." Baby Pan cooed in agreement, the mere sight of her prompting Vegeta to flush, and Goku to make silly faces.
"We're here to--"
As Goten began to explain why he and Trunks were there, he was cut off by Vegeta's grunt. "You're pregnant. The boy's the father. We heard. Good for you. Can you LEAVE now?"
Trunks' face was hesitant, "You mean...you don't mind? I love him you know...it's not just sex."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "No, I don't give a fuck."
Trunks smiled in relief, "Wow, thanks 'tousan. You don't know what that means to me...say..." Trunks tilted his head curiously, his eyes resting on the baby in Videl's arms, "Is Pan really your and Goku--"
Vegeta turned BRIGHT red at this, half infuriated, half embarrassed, "GO AWAY!"
That was all the answer he needed. Trunks blushed and backed away, pulling Goten out of the house, yelling, "I'll be at Goten's!" over his shoulder and quickly fleeing the scene before more damage could be inflicted, to his body OR his fragile psyche.
Gohan and Videl left with similar haste, though Videl seemed a bit reluctant, and Vegeta turned his glare on his erstwhile lovers, Goku and ChiChi, "Get out."
ChiChi glared right back, "No."
Vegeta growled, though it was rather hard to intimidate someone who'd just been spanking you, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
ChiChi stared back stubbornly, cheeks heating, "Not until I wash my hand."
That was not the answer he'd expected, and Vegeta's ears turned red, completing a total body blush as he gave in. "....oh...okay."
~*~
Notes: ^_^* I warned you.
Notes: Erp. Okay, I didn't know I had this in me. WARNING. This chapter has some very adult humor. VERY adult! Keep your prying little eyes off if you're not 13 or older. I'm not rating it R because it's not explicit...but LISTEN TO ME. It is NOT my fault if you're scarred by the twisted conjurings of an even more twisted imagination!!! Thank you.
~*~
"How are you feeling?"
Trunks smiled painfully into the black eyes of the man leaning over him, "Sore," he admitted ruefully, "You didn't tell me it hurt."
Goten raised an eyebrow, "That's because when I woke up you were gone, and I didn't see you for the next three months." Still, worry creased his brow, "I didn't hurt you did I? I just wanted to show you..."
Trunks caught his lips in a kiss and smiled, "Nah, you didn't hurt me. It's a good sore." Climbing to his feet, the older boy shrugged on his shirt and began to pull on his pants, pausing, "Say...Goten? Are you really pregnant?" His eyes were hesitant and just a bit fearful. He wasn't ready for a kid.
Goten averted his gaze and began dressing as well, walking over to sit on the living room couch, his shoulders hunching slightly, "Yeah...at least that's what dad said."
"Oh." Trunks was silent for a moment, then sat beside him, putting an arm around his shoulders, "It'll be okay."
Goten nodded, "Thanks...we still need to tell your parents, you know."
Trunks winced. His dad was NOT going to take this well. Heaving a slight sigh, Trunks nodded, "Yeah. I know."
~*~
"...so I let him go, and Goten rushed over and caught him." Gohan smirked, "It was SOOOOO SWEET!"
Videl glared, "Don't make fun, Gohan. As I seem to recall, not too long ago the mysterious Saiyaman beat the crap out of someone named Spopovitch for hurting the person he loved."
Gohan flushed, "Err, yeah...well...that was different. You weren't...er...Trunks." he finished lamely.
Videl smirked, "Ahh, I see, you're jealous of your little brother's love interest."
Gohan tilted his head, considering, "Nah. I'm happy they have each other...but hey, we should really be getting home. I think we've been gone long enough for them to...finish whatever they were doing...and Panny's getting kind of fussy."
Videl looked at the baby's screwed up face, red and pouting, and laughed, "She looks just like Vegeta when she does that. Videl shook her head, raising an ironic eyebrow at Gohan, "What have we gotten ourselves in for?"
Gohan smiled, "I don't know, but I bet it's worth it. Come on, let's go."
Videl nodded, slipping some money to the waiter and gathering her belongings. "Yeah...totally worth it."
~*~
"So...what should we do?" Goten fidgeted uncomfortably.
Trunks shrugged, equally at a loss, then sighed reluctantly, "I guess...we should go tell my parents now..."
Goten nodded sympathetically, "Yeah...but hey, MY mom took it well, so maybe your dad won't be that mad either, eh Trunks?"
Trunks smiled mirthlessly, giving Goten a little squeeze, "Yeah. Maybe. But ever since...well, you know what happened with Dad and Goku last year..."
Goten's eyes widened and he gaped, "You KNOW?!"
Trunks' brow drew down in confusion, "Um, yeah, well...my mom DOES have the security camera footage. EVERYONE knows!"
"Oooh," Goten sighed in relieved understanding, "You just mean that they had sex, I thought you knew that Vegeta got my dad pregnant!" Goten laughed sheepishly.
"HE WHAT?!" Trunks choked, eyes widening to the size of saucers.
"He got my dad...oops. Um, hey, wow, look at the time! We should get going, Trunks!" Goten stood up, pulling gently at the stunned Trunks' wrist, "Come on, we're going to go tell your mom and dad."
A slow smile crept over Trunks' face. Suddenly he didn't feel quite so bad about this. He had ammunition. After all, like father, like son.
~*~
"Oooh..."
The walls of the gravity room turned out to be very reflective, and there were plenty of sounds to echo at the moment. Gogeta's transformation had long since faded, and now the intrepid foursome were having a little individual fun.
Goku grinned down into Bulma's face, "Wow Bulma, it's really weird having sex with you. But kinda fun."
Bulma smirked, exhilarated and covered with sweat, "Yeah..." she panted, "We should do this more often Son-kun."
Goku winced. "Ooowww....'Geta, do you have to be so rough?!"
Vegeta winced himself, smushing Goku even tighter between himself and Bulma, "It's not my idea Kakarot," he grunted with a growl, "Your onna's the one with her hand up my ass."
ChiChi grinned evilly, wishing she had some black leather to don. "Be quiet Vegeta," she ordered, flicking a finger across his prostate.
Vegeta whimpered and did as told, thrusting forward, creating an odd domino effect as he groaned, followed closely by Goku and then Bulma.
ChiChi smirked. This was fun.
~*~
Gohan landed at Capsule Corporation and turned to Videl with a smile, "I'll just be a second, Videl."
Videl took Pan from his arms and smiled, shaking her head, "That's okay Gohan, I want to talk to Bulma anyway."
Gohan nodded, his eyes distracted from Videl's face by the approach of two tiny figures in the distance. They flew faster than any airjet could possibly hope to match, and Gohan smiled as they resolved into purple and blacked topped specks, respectively, flying through the air, holding hands.
Gohan crossed his arms and grinned mischievously as the duo landed, shooting Videl a glance. Videl got the message and smirked, "Oooh, Trunks and Goten, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
"Videl!" Trunks protested, face very red, "Don't!"
Gohan's face assumed an entirely evil look, very uncharacteristic of the older man, "How about Trunks and Goten, in the living room, F-U-C-K-I-N--"
"GOOOOHAAAAN!!!!"
The combined shriek was enough to drown out the last letter, but Gohan merely grinned unrepentantly. "You two may not remember what you were like when Videl and I were dating, but we do."
Videl's gaze was entirely heartless, "Yup. You guys are screwed. So to say."
Trunks winced at the pun and grabbed Goten by the wrist, "Come on, let's go tell my parents. I'd rather face a beating than stay out here and listen to this."
Videl watched the two go wordlessly and turned to Gohan, her eyebrow slightly raised, "Are we going to let them get away like that?"
"Not a chance." Grabbing his wife's wrist, Gohan took off after his little brother and his boyfriend, intent on mischief.
~*~
"Trunks, are you sure?" Goten stared at Trunks' hand on the door to the GR, just a bit worried. He still remembered what had happened when they'd walked in on Vegeta when he was seven years old. Vegeta'd been training at 600 times gravity, and opening the door had triggered the emergency shut off of the gravity generator. Vegeta'd hit the ceiling. Literally. In fact, if you looked, there was still a little dent there. Needless to say, he hadn't been pleased.
Trunks smiled and waved off Goten's concern, "Don't worry, love. I checked to make sure the generator's off, see?" Trunks shook his head with a slight frown, "I wonder what dad's doing in there. He almost NEVER trains without gravity." Trunks did, of course, remember his father carrying his mother in there earlier....but....well, that'd been HOURS ago! They couldn't STILL be at it.
Sadly, Trunks was wrong. Terribly wrong.
Pushing open the door, Trunks gaped. There lay his father...Trunks choked. Did ChiChi have her hand up his ass?!
ChiChi brought her other hand down on Vegeta's bottom one last time before noticing the boys in the doorway, the words staggering to a halt on her lips, "Bad...boy..."
Goten choked, "MOM?! DAD?!!" Was his dad really having sex with Bulma? AND Vegeta?! AT THE SAME TIME?!!!!
Goku glanced up to spot his son and smiled sheepishly, waving to Gohan and Videl as they walked up behind Goten and Trunks, their expressions remarkably similar. They all looked as if someone'd come along and hit them in the forehead with a two-by-four.
"Um...UM!" ChiChi flustered frantically, "It's not what it looks like! I...uh...DARN IT VEGETA?! Are you sure that oregano's up here?!" She bent her head, rummaging around as if looking for something, hoping her children couldn't see her flushed face.
"UUNNNGHHH! S-STOP THAT W-WOMAN!" Vegeta's face turned bright red with embarassed pleasure as his prostate was battered in ChiChi's phantom search.
Gohan paled, reaching out to clamp his hands over Goten and Trunks' eyes, "Um...sorry," he squeaked, dragging the pair out of the room, "We'll come back later!"
Trunks took this opportunity to get his secret off his chest, figuring they could hardly condemn him, considering the...position...they were in, "Um, yeah, anyway, Mom, Dad, Goten's pregnant, and it's mine, and I love him, and, um, that's all I wanted to say, so see you later!"
"GET OUT!" Vegeta's yell was enough to chase the four from the room without any further protest. Not that they wanted to stay anyway.
Trunks turned disturbed eyes to his lover and wrapped Goten in a tight hug, "It's okay Chibi...it'll be alright..."
Goten shivered and clung to Trunks, "That...that was just..."
Videl grinned, "I think it's nice that they have such an open relationship."
"Videeeelll! That was my DAD having sex with BULMA. AND Vegeta! And my mom..." Gohan's eyes went haunted for a moment.
Goten shivered, burying his face in Trunks' shoulder, "Thanks for reminding me Gohan."
The four spun about as the gravity room clanked open, revealing three flushed and embarassed (and thankfully fully clothed) adults, and, well...Goku.
"Hey guys," Goku grinned cheerfully, "What did you need again?"
Gohan lowered his eyes, "Erm...well, nothing, really. I just came by to borrow a book from Dr. Briefs."
Videl jerked a thumb in Gohan's direction, "I'm with him." Baby Pan cooed in agreement, the mere sight of her prompting Vegeta to flush, and Goku to make silly faces.
"We're here to--"
As Goten began to explain why he and Trunks were there, he was cut off by Vegeta's grunt. "You're pregnant. The boy's the father. We heard. Good for you. Can you LEAVE now?"
Trunks' face was hesitant, "You mean...you don't mind? I love him you know...it's not just sex."
Vegeta rolled his eyes, "No, I don't give a fuck."
Trunks smiled in relief, "Wow, thanks 'tousan. You don't know what that means to me...say..." Trunks tilted his head curiously, his eyes resting on the baby in Videl's arms, "Is Pan really your and Goku--"
Vegeta turned BRIGHT red at this, half infuriated, half embarrassed, "GO AWAY!"
That was all the answer he needed. Trunks blushed and backed away, pulling Goten out of the house, yelling, "I'll be at Goten's!" over his shoulder and quickly fleeing the scene before more damage could be inflicted, to his body OR his fragile psyche.
Gohan and Videl left with similar haste, though Videl seemed a bit reluctant, and Vegeta turned his glare on his erstwhile lovers, Goku and ChiChi, "Get out."
ChiChi glared right back, "No."
Vegeta growled, though it was rather hard to intimidate someone who'd just been spanking you, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
ChiChi stared back stubbornly, cheeks heating, "Not until I wash my hand."
That was not the answer he'd expected, and Vegeta's ears turned red, completing a total body blush as he gave in. "....oh...okay."
~*~
Notes: ^_^* I warned you.