A/N: Hi again! This is going to be really short… mostly author notes… But important anyways!
Wow, everybody wanted Mirai, and no one wanted Bulma!!! I decided to rent Mirai out to Katrianne… sorry guys, she offered me 3 Veggie pictures in exchange!!! *stars form in eyes* Which reminds me… NO ONE CAN HAVE MY VEGETA!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING MY MATE OR I'LL NEVER WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER AGAIN!!! *Death Glares™* Got it?
And to Jimbo Jones; *sweatdrops* I don't think sacrificing 700 virgins is precisely necessary…
Well, back to the underwear business; I put Bulma to good use, and we cloned several dozen normal teenage Trunkses for the rest of you guys, they're up for grabs!
I had a request to letcha all know exactly where everyone is and what they are doing cause it's been so long since I started this story.
Mirai and Vegeta- sparring about a mile away from CC
Bulma- her room for a bath/shower and a change of clothes
Chichi- desperately trying to get to CC to meet her grandkid *smirks*
Yamcha- burned to a crisp in the room with the class
Pan- in the room with the class, preparing to be evil
Videl- on call for the police, heading towards Goku and co.
Gohan- following Videl as Saiyaman
Goku, Goten, and Trunks- In a buffet restaurant
Dende- on the run
Piccolo- meditating by his waterfall
Marron- ummm… I kinda forgot about her… let's just say she followed Mirai and Vegeta and is watching them spar from a distance
Krillin and 18- at Kame House, but they'll re-enter the story soon enough
Tien and Launch- not in the story… yet. *insane laughter*
Sharpener- cowering in the back corner, his pants are still…um…'damp' XD
Erasa- fainted on the ground
Okay, I think that's all… On to the story!
T-chan; Wait! *sniffles* When will I be getting Trunks back???
*evil smirk* when you can top Katrianne's offer.
T-chan; *big eyes* Oh Vegeta-sama!
Vegeta; *scowls* What brat?
T-chan; *flirtatiously* Oh great powerful prince of the almighty Saiya-jins, will you pose for some pictures of your incredibly nice and totally powerful physique? Please oh mighty Vegeta-sama!
*sweatdrops* did I just hear what I THINK I heard??? @_@
Vegeta; *smirks* maybe…
T-chan; *deep breath* Oh mighty Saiya-jin no Ouji, will you help this unworthy weakling get her beloved mate back?
Vegeta; *smirking* I'm listening…
T-chan; *drops to her knees* Oh great and glorious Vegeta-sama you are far supieriour then me, oh powerful prince!
Vegeta; *huge evil smirk* Almost there…
T-chan; … *light bulb flashes* You are the strongest fighter in the whole universe and Kakarott's a baka weakling, not worthy to touch the ground you walk on!!!
@_@;; I am SO not hearing this!!!
Vegeta; *grins savagely* You're on! *stalks away*
T-chan; *grins, scampers after him*
Oh. My. God. I've underestimated T-chan's desire for Mirai Trunks! Good Kami, to hear her say even ONE semi nice thing about my 'Geta… *shudders* Now I'm going to have to deal with Veggie-heads over inflated ego… Kami help me!
Disclaimer; I know this comes as a huge surprise, but I do not own DBZ.
~*~ Chapter 22; Gotenks ~*~
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Goten dropped Goku's tail with a small cry and leapt backwards into Trunks.
"I'm so sorry daddy!"
Goku gasped slightly and nodded painfully. "It's okay son…"
Goten bit his lip in worry. "I really am very very sorry…"
"Really, it's okay, Goten." Goku forced a smile and uncurled slowly from his fetal position.
Goten looked relieved and flashed the patented Son Grin. "Say daddy, wanna see something REALLY cool?"
Goku smiled again, less painfully this time. "Sure kid," Goten beamed happily and turned to Trunks.
"No."
Goten's face fell at the stubborn refusal. His eyes welled up with tears. "Pleeeease Trunks-kun!" Trunks sighed in defeat. "fine…" The two assumed their positions and began a strange dance. Goku watched with amused curiosity at the two chibis' actions.
The crowd of humans began murmuring, trying to figure out what the strange children were doing. A couple bolder ones, chuckled slightly at the messed up dance the two were doing.
"Fusion HAH!"
A blinding flash of light burst from their touching fingertips, and everybody gasped.
Instead of two children, there was now one completely different child.
Thuds could be heard as several dozen spectators fainted and the rest made a break for it.
"Wow! How'd you do that?" Goku was clapping, pain forgotten.
The child smiled, a haunting combination of the Son Grin™ and the Brief Smirk™.
Goku gulped slightly, it was a rather unnerving experience to see the odd combination of himself and Vegeta in this strange child.
"Its called fusion, and I am Gotenks."
Goku stared at the strange voice emanating from the child. It was like a strange mixture of two voices from one mouth, and it was nearly as unnerving as the smile.
"That's…a pretty neat trick guys… er, Gotenks, er…"
The child rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Give it up Kakarott! Dad! No, Kakarott! Goku. Fine."
Goku's jaw was hanging open, and a sweatdrop rolled down his face. He gulped again.
"Heh, heh, How long will this, er, Fusion last?"
The child shrugged nonchalantly.
"Half of an hour." (a/n: I think this is right, but I'm not positive…)
Goku nodded slowly and got to his feet.
A/N: As I said before, VERY short, and mostly author notes. However, I wanted to post these notes, and I wanted some sort of story blurb to go out with it. As an explanation to why I brought Gotenks in; Videl vaguely knows both Goten and Trunks, however, she does NOT know Gotenks, sooooo… More opportunities for chaos and disaster.
Also, if you hadn't seen it already, I posted the first chapter of my new Law fic. It's called The Substitutes; or Murphy's Law. Basically it starts with a drunken Dende rashly agreeing to a dare from another Kami. He has to find a way to torture Gohan and live to tell about it! So what happens when an overworked secretary prays to Kami for help finding substitutes? Murphy's Law and Lexi kick in of course! Everybody say poooooooor Gohan!
Hope you enjoyed this short teaser chapter, I promise that the next one will be longer. ^________^ I'm sorry to the people who are anxiously awaiting an update for my 'Getting Together at Last' fic, but my fricking brother was cleaning and LOST MY DANG NOTEBOOKS!!! Now I have to either find them, or start from scratch, both of which look like they might take awhile. I promise that I'll get it out soon though, I wont leave you on a cliffie for TOO much longer, not even I am that evil.
