A/N: *starry eyed* I got over 700 reviews!!! So happy! You guys are the very BEST reviewers EVER!!! *begins handing out Trunks clones to everyone who reviewed* This is for being such nice reviewers! And those of you who read but didn't review, screw you. ^_________^ Just kidding, but please do review, makes me happy!
T-chan; Oh Leeeexi-sama!
Yes muse?
T-chan; *waves pictures* I have something for you!
*looks up* What?
T-chan; *smirks proudly* Vegeta pictures!
OO Where?!
T-chan; *proudly* right here! *waves them around more*
Gi'me Gi'me!
T-chan; Only if you give me my Mirai Trunks back first.
*grabs Mirai away from Katrianne, shoves clone at her* There! Take him! But GI'ME THOSE PICTURES!!!
T-chan; *grabs Mirai, hands pics over* Oh Trunksie-poo! *cuddles with Mirai*
*flips through pictures* Hmmmm… *drools* Ah, Tessa, not that I'm complaining or anything, *drool* but how did you manage to get him to take his shirt off like that?
T-chan; *smugly* flattery.
Oh, and before I start the story, sorry about any confusion with the Gotenks thing, I know that it was Goku who taught it to them in the first place, but this is an AU, remember? It's just more fun this way. And also for clarification; only Goku, Pan and Mirai have tails right now.
Disclaimer; I own lotsa Veggie pictures! *drools* But not DBZ.
~*~ Chapter 23; Fights ~*~
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Bulma sprinted into her room, and without bothering to close the door dove into her closet for something suitable to wear.
"I can't believe that I did that! I spent the better part of the day in dirty rags in front of people I'm trying to impress!!! Kami…"
She continued to mutter to herself, rummaging around with little thought towards the mess she was making. Finally coming up with a suitable outfit, the blue haired genius skated off to her bathroom. She quickly stripped down and climbed into a hot shower with a relieved sigh.
~Aaaaah, after all that I've been through, I most definitely deserve this…~
~*~
Krillin grunted as 18 slammed him into the water.
They were sparring in the air, right off Kame House Island.
18 laughed lightly as he charged back up, slamming a quick series of punches towards her, most of which she managed to block. She returned his onslaught with a high kick into his chin, sending him flying before he got himself under control.
Krillin grunted and changed tactics. He powered up a ki blast and let it fly.
18 yelped slightly as it missed her by less then a hair. Her former smirk returned quickly though, and she charged at her unsuspecting husband.
They met with renewed force as they hit and blocked for all they were worth.
Finally 18 managed to pin Krillin down on the sand. Wiping blood off the corner of her mouth and kissing him soundly, she rolled off him onto her back on the sand.
"Okay Krillin, I win. You have to pick up Marron."
"Ah come on Juu! You're less beat up then me."
18 smirked and got to her feet, pulling Krillin up after her.
"So what? Get a senzu bean from Roshi."
With that, 18 popped her own senzu bean in her mouth and turned her back to continue training.
Krillin glared at his wife's back and limped into Kame House to help himself to his own bean.
As he passed the living him on his way out, he saw Master Roshi drooling at the TV. Peaking over his shoulder to see what the old pervert was watching, Krillin shock his head. How pitiful could this guy get? I mean, drooling over Playboy or something… but Sailor Moon?
"Come on Master Roshi, why are you watching that?"
Roshi turned a rather hurt look towards his student.
"Come off it Krillin, admit it, those girls are HOT! Especially running around in those little school girl outfits!"
At that, Roshi began to drool once more, and turned back to stare at the TV.
Krillin pondered his options for a minute, then shrugged. Picking up the remote, he switched it off and snapped the remote in half.
Roshi sweatdropped before beginning to yell.
"WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME WAS THAT FOR???"
Krillin closed his eyes and sighed melo-dramatically.
"Sorry Master Roshi, but I'm afraid that watching that stuff isn't good for you. Come on, you're coming with me."
Roshi stared at this, but let himself be dragged out of the house. After seeing 18 training however, Roshi refused to go any further. He simply stood, glued to the sight of the beautiful blonde kicking ~Great legs!~ punching ~nice pectoral muscles!~ and blasting.
When Krillin noticed where his attention lay, he blew a fuse.
"MASTER ROSHI!!!"
Roshi started and looked over at the short man.
"What?"
"You and me are going to pick up Marron. You can NOT drool over my wife!!!"
Roshi sighed, disappointed, and followed Krillin into the air, looking over his shoulder regretfully at the beautiful android. What was the point of living with a gorgeous woman if you couldn't even look at her?
~*~
Pan rubbed her hands together gleefully.
Looking over the cowering humans, she selected one at random.
This was going to be FUN!!!
~*~
Mirai panted heavily as Vegeta fired yet another ki blast towards his son.
They had only been going at it for half an hour or so, but both were already being pushed to their limits. They had agreed not to go super, but they were still very intense.
Mirai charged at his father yet again, doing a quick series of punches and kicks that left his father a bit bloodier than before. However, it still didn't erase the cocky smirk that Vegeta was so famous for.
"Ha! Is that the best you can do? And you call yourself my son! Bah, weakling."
Vegeta's voice was heavily laced with scorn and sarcasm. Mirai felt his rage growing, it was getting difficult to keep from going super!
He charged yet again, even faster and more intense then before. Five minutes later, both men were panting heavily and had landed on the ground.
Vegeta smirked proudly and clapped his son on the back. Without saying a word, the older Saiya-jin turned and flew back towards CC.
Mirai smirked proudly before collapsing onto his knees. He'd done it. He'd made his father proud of him! He smiled and wiped sweat off his face.
Suddenly a little girl bounced up to him.
"Hiya! You look just like Trunks! I'm gunna marry Trunks when I grow up. You fought well! I love watching fights! My mommy and daddy are fighters! I'm gunno be a fighter too! I'm already really strong. See!"
With that she punched Mirai's face as hard as possible. Mirai blinked, slightly stunned.
Little Marron grinned happily and continued bouncing.
"See? See? Aren't I strong? And me and Trunks-kun are gonna get married and have really really strong babies! Did you know that my daddy is the strongest human on Earth? Mommy says so. He isn't as strong as Uncle Goku though. Have you met my Uncle Goku? I haven't. He died before I was born."
Before the blonde chatterbox could continue, Mirai clamped a hand over her mouth.
"That's enough kid! I get your point already!"
Standing up, he turned and took off towards the promise of a nice hot shower to relax his muscles.
Marron shrugged at the retreating figure and took off after him.
~*~
Videl expertly landed her copter in the street in front of the restaurant. She was still a little out of it due to events of the day, but she was determined not to let it affect her fighting ability. Hopefully this would be a quick fight, clean and without Saiyaman arriving on the scene with those goofy poses.
She hoped.
Capsulising her copter she headed into the restaurant.
The sight that greeted her eyes puzzled her, but she shrugged it off.
"Alright! Stick your arms in the air, you're under arrest!"
~*~
Chichi giggled hysterically.
~grandkidsgrandkidsgrandkidsgrandkids~ Now, how to get to them?
Looking around her speculatively, Chichi pondered how to get over to CC in the quickest manner possible.
Suddenly her eyes glinted maniacally.
She skipped out the door and cupped her hands around her mouth.
"oh PIIIIIIIICCOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!"
~*~
Piccolo looked up from where he was meditating nearly 50 miles away.
~What the hell does that banshee woman want NOW?~
With a couple of muted cusses, Piccolo took off into the air.
He had learned a long time ago that nothing would keep Chichi from what she wanted.
Meditation would just have to wait.
~*~
Vegeta walked into his and the woman's bedroom. Stripping out of his dirty gi and tossing it on top of the piles of female clothes, Vegeta stalked towards his shower.
Noticing a faint humming sound coming from there, Vegeta smirked.
~So the woman is in there already!~
Ignoring the fact he was on 'restrictions' he slipped into the bathroom.
Of course, presented with the situation, Bulma did absolutely nothing to stop him.
After all, it was to her own benefit, right?
A/N: And there you go! I hope you like that chapter okay, I was trying something new. I'm interested in knowing how it worked out, and what you think.
Oh, and I wrote my first ever fight scenes! two in the same chapter! *smirks proudly* And kami, that last scene… *drools* I'm very very tempted to supplant Bulma's name for my own…
T-chan; You're pathetic. *returns to stroking Mirai*
Shut up! At least I'm not sitting there stroking my mate rather than doing my job!
T-chan; *smirks* No, YOU'RE sitting in your mates lap.
Vegeta; *glares* Shut up brat, remember that I helped you get my Mirai brat back. You aren't allowed to torment me or MY mate for at least another chapter.
T-chan; *pouts* fiiiiine Vegeta-sama
Vegeta; *smirks* That's more like it.
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