A/N: Good Lord, I'm really pumping these things out! This is the next chapter, straight from my computer to yours.
T-chan; Have anything interesting to say?
Um, not really…
T-chan; Oh, too bad. Well, in that case why don't we move straight on to the story?
Vegeta; Woman, when am I going to be in the story again?
Sooner then you wish… *evil laughter*
Vegeta; o.o' Okaaaaaay… I think you've been hanging around me WAY too much.
Oh well, it helps me torture Gohan and his class better! D
Vegeta; o.o' Whatever floats your boat…
T-chan; *fiddles with Lexi's tail* Come on! I want to continue on with the torture already!
I'm GOING I'm GOING!
Disclaimer; As I've said before; for Kami's sake this is fanfiction it's all about plagiarism! Then again, I'm not sure if it counts as plagiarism when it's such common knowledge that DBZ is owned by Akira Toriyama…
~*~ Chapter 24; 1,2,3, Launch Time! ~*~
~*~
Videl glared at the people in the restaurant. She was rather impressed, these madmen had managed to take out over twenty people! Granted, they were all untrained citizens, but still…
"Put your hands above your head and don't move!"
She glared suspiciously at the two people. Something was wrong with this picture… First of all, the chief said there were three people, she only saw two… One of them appeared to be a child… and the older one had a tail?!?!
Videl blinked. She had to be seeing things! He couldn't possibly have a tail!!!
"Um, miss? If we can't move, how do we put our hands up?"
Videl sweatdropped. ~This can't be for real!~
"Goooookuuuu she means AFTER your hands are up!"
Videl turned an astonished gaze towards the exasperated chibi. ~Dear Kami, that VOICE!!!~
The man called Goku's eyes widened and he made an 'O' with his mouth. Nodding complacently, he stuck his hands into the air.
"Um, why are we doing this anyways Gotenks?"
The child rolled his eyes.
"Don't be dumb Kakarrot, if that's at all possible. She's attempting to arrest us, duh!"
He crossed his arms over his chest and tapped his foot impatiently. Turning his glare towards Videl, he spoke up again.
"You'll have to excuse Goku. For a warrior of his caliber, he's rather naive."
"Hey! I resent that! And it's not MY fault that I've been dead for the past eight years!"
"Yes it is! You chose not to come back! Besides, that's not the topic under discussion."
Videl had completely dropped her fighting stance now and simply stared in shock. A stray thought drifted lazily through her clouded mind.
~Great… all we need to make this perfect is Saiya-geek to show up on the scene.~
As if hearing Videl's thought, Gohan chose that moment to show his face.
"Protector of peace and justice, I am the GREAT SAIYAMAN!!!"
He ended with a series of poses that would have made the Ginyu force green with envy.
Videl smacked her forehead and sighed heavily.
~Well, look on the bright side old girl, at least it's finally something normal!~
Goku, thinking it was some sort of show, began clapping.
Gotenks screamed and fled the scene.
Saiyaman looked over at him and sweatdropped. "DAD!?!"
Videl's jaw dropped as the super hero threw his arms around the 'madman'. ~Or maybe…not…~
"Dad! You're alive! How?"
Collecting herself, Videl cut in before the man had a chance to respond. "JUST WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!"
~*~
Piccolo landed with a slight crack of his cape.
"What do you need?"
"There you are! Where have you been you green excuse for a man?!"
Piccolo merely winced at her loud verbal assault on his delicate ears and waited for her to spit out what it was that she wanted.
"Oh well, you're here now, take me to Capsule Corps!"
Piccolo sweatdropped. He made as if to refuse, but Chichi brandished her Frying Pan menacingly, and he shrugged.
"Fine."
Without waiting for her to reply, he grabbed her waist and slung her over his shoulder, earning a beating from the Frying Pan.
Shrugging it off, he powered up and zoomed off towards CC with a struggling Chichi waving her beloved frying pan and screaming insults at the top of her lungs.
~*~
Mirai grinned in relief as he saw his parent's bedroom door was open.
That meant that they were elsewhere and he could use this shower.
Walking through the piles of clothes, he failed to notice the tell-tale gi of his father.
~*~
Marron whistled cheerfully as she barreled down the halls of CC.
Feeling for Pan's ki, Marron skipped confidently up to a door and slipped in. Spotting her newest playmate standing over a bunch of cowering teens, she clapped her hands and squealed with delight.
Pan turned to regard he new companion.
The two girls exchanged a bloodthirsty grin.
"I'll get cold water."
"I'll keep 'em here."
With another nod, Marron streaked down the hall towards the kitchen to get buckets.
After all, the more awake, the more chaos, terror and fun!
Marron truly was her mother's daughter.
~*~
Krillin and Master Roshi were soaring over Satan City when a nearby ki exploded.
Exchanging a glance, they shot downwards towards the screams.
~*~
"Oooooh, Look Tien! Can I get this dress? It's lovely!"
Tien smiled at his wife. "Course Launch, whatever makes you happy."
She grinned and ran to the dressing rooms to change. Pulling on the red leather she grinned at her reflection.
It was a truly lovely dress, a bit risqué and 'tough chick' for her 'normal' self maybe…but it would be perfect for her 'other' self. After all, she really didn't have much to wear when she was that way.
Still wearing the dress, she walked out and looked around for Tien, anxious for his approval.
Suddenly a woman with a little too much perfume walked by.
"Ah…aaaaah…Ah CHOO!"
The brown hair turned blonde and a pair of Tommy Guns appeared out of nowhere.
"DIE YOU BITCH!!!" She screamed in rage at the woman.
Bringing down her guns and laughing insanely, she fired off a round of shots in the lady's general direction.
People began screaming in panic, running away from the mad woman in the store.
Sprinting out the door, Launch continued to laugh and began firing into the sky.
Tien saw his wife sneeze and sighed. So much for an uneventful trip!
Feeling around in his pockets for his emergency pepper, he stopped in his tracks.
It wasn't there.
A/N: Mwahahahahahahaaaa! I shall leave you there! Like I promised, I've brought Tien and Launch into the story! I'm not quite as sure about their personalities, so feel free to give me some pointers (hinthint). I have some plans with what will be happening around here pretty soon, but don't worry, the plot is thickening, but it is by no means almost done. I'm debating about whether I should keep writing my Subs fic on the side of this, seeing as how this will be going on for awhile, feel free to give me your input on that matter as well.
Vegeta; Are you done yet woman?
No, why?
Vegeta; I'm dirty.
*drools* If that means what I think it means, I'll leave the rest of the author notes to Tessa-chan! *runs off after Vegeta*
T-chan; *sighs, shakes head* Oh well, luckily for me there really isn't anything to say…
Mirai Trunks; Hey Tessa-chan, I'm dirty too.
T-chan; *dreamy eyed* No… You're clean… And you smell good…
Mirai Trunks; *sweatdrops* Then again… Gotta run! *runs away*
T-chan; WAIT FOR MEEEEE!!! *runs after him*
*Trunks obsessed readers swarm after*