A/N: Hi all! Back yet again!
T-chan; *worriedly* You aren't really going to do it Lexi…. will you?
*sweatdrop* Um, I was planning to…
Vegeta; What the hells are you two rambling about!?
*rolls eyes* Mirai and the shower scene *smirks evilly* And the aftermath…
Vegeta; …
T-chan; *sweating* Please Lexi-sama… I'm begging you to reconsider!
Vegeta; *glaring* I am your muse woman, tell me what is going on!
*impatient sigh* Vegeta, read the story already! If you any more intelligent then Kakarrott then you'll get it.
Vegeta; *red in the face* I AM FAR MORE INTELLIGENT THEN THAT BAKA!!!
T-chan; *forgets about earlier problem* Then prove it!
Disclaimer; If you really think that I own DBZ, then you obviously don't know anything about it and should NOT be reading the stories in this section.
~*~ Chapter 25; Showers and Soap Bubbles ~*~
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Gotenks flew as fast and as far as he could before completely lowering his ki. Breathing heavily he sat down to meditate, a fierce argument going on inside his head.
~Why did we run? Gohan doesn't scare ME!~
~ Yes he does. Besides, nii-chan's going to starve us as it is and I sure don't want to be blasted to death as well! ~
~ Goten you baby! You don't really think he'd kill us do you? Think about what your mom would say! ~
~ You obviously don't know him half as well as I do. He's really serious about no one finding out his 'secrets'. I'm telling you Trunks, this is one of our last days on Earth. ~
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Tien swore softly and powered up. Growling softly under his breath, he approached the blonde with caution.
"Launch?"
She turned gleaming eyes to him. "Whadda ya want jerk?"
"…"
She glared and began firing the pistols that had appeared when the machine guns were out of ammunition. With a sigh, he dodged the bullets.
He turned when he felt Krillin and Master Roshi land beside him. "Quick! Have any pepper or feathers?!"
They both felt in their pockets and shrugged.
Suddenly Roshi realized what it was Launch was wearing. He began drooling and walked towards the madwoman, mesmerized.
Launch turned to glare at him. Raising her guns, Roshi leapt at her and kissed her on the lips before she had the chance to do anything.
"AH CHOO!"
Blonde hair turned blue and the guns disappeared.
She looked down at the old man, confused as to why he was so red and had blood running from his nose.
"Master Roshi sir?"
Tien was smoldering. Stalking up to Roshi he slapped the man.
"HOW DARE YOU KISS MY WIFE!!"
Launch paled slightly. "Oh dear, he kissed me?"
Tien managed a tight nod and struggled to escape the grip Krillin had gotten on him.
"Come on Tien! Look on the bright side, his whiskers made her sneeze again!"
Tien calmed down slightly, but still glared daggers at the old pervert who now had his hands on his lips as if reliving every moment.
Finally he sighed and calmed down the rest of the way. There was no changing the way Roshi was, he had found that out a long time ago…
Krillin sighed with relief when Tien's eyes lost their previous killing rage. "Come on, why don't you two come with us to Capsule Corps? I know you haven't seen Bulma and Co. in awhile, and Mirai Trunks came on a visit!"
Launch nodded complacently and wrapped her arms around Tien's neck. "Lets go!"
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Videl continued glaring at the superhero, whose arms were thrown around a confused 'madman'. To her surprise, the two ignored her outburst.
"Um…dad?" squeaked the 'madman'. "Great, that's two son's that I didn't know I had."
Saiyaman backed up, looking rather perplexed. "But…I was 11 when you died!!! You…mean you… forgot about me?!"
Videl started at the hurt surprise evident in his voice. Suddenly the 'madman's eyes widened with recognition.
"G…GOHAN!!!"
Videl nearly fainted. ~Gohan! It really is GOHAN!~
Saiyaman grinned and pushed a button on his watch, transforming into the Gohan she knew, and hugged his dad again.
This time Goku hugged him back enthusiastically.
"Wow! You've gotten so big Gohan! I see I really HAVE been gone 8 years! I'm sorry about that, by the way. I meant to come back to you guys a long time ago, but I guess time passes differently in the Other World."
Videl walked up to the sappy reunion of father and son and grabbed the color of Gohan's shirt. Pulling him towards her until they were directly face to face, she glared at him.
He gulped.
"Uh…hi Videl?"
"HI VIDEL!? I FIND OUT YOU'RE SAIYAMAN AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS HI VIDEL!?!"
Gohan and his father flinched away.
"SAIYAMAN!? GOLD FIGHTER!? WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME, HUH?!?! THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN ALIEN OR MAYBE YOU WERE THE ONE TO DEFEAT CELL!!! NO, BETTER YET, YOU KNOW GOD!!! wait, never mind, you do know God… BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT!!! ANSWER ME NOW SON-KUN!!!"
Goku stared at the red-faced girl with awed respect warring with fear.
"Wow Gohan! Your mate is almost as loud as Chichi! And how'd she know we were aliens? And isn't it common knowledge that you defeated Cell?"
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Piccolo hovered down towards the lawn of CC, Chichi still screaming on his shoulder.
"PUT ME DOWN YOU OVERGROWN ASPARAGUS!!!"
Piccolo growled and resisted the urge to just throw the banshee the rest of the twenty some feet left.
"BEAST!!! GET YOUR SLIMY ALIEN PAWS OFF OF ME!!!"
Piccolo's eye began twitching and he abruptly dismissed his hesitation, tossing the screaming woman down to the lawn and flying away without even checking to see if she was okay.
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Marron filled the last bucket, humming cheerfully and walking as quickly as she could down the halls without spilling too much.
Kicking open the door, she walked up to Pan and the girls high fived each other before splashing water on the students to wake them up.
"Hey Pan! What are you thinking we should do with them?"
"I dunno… I was thinking maybe target practice!"
Marron debated this possibility. "Hmm… But that might kill them off to quickly!"
Pan frowned, she hadn't thought of that. "…You're right… How about we just play with that one guy daddy was beating up earlier? I don't think anyone would mind!"
Marron nodded enthusiastically and the girls rolled up their sleeves, searching out Sharpener amidst the plethora of frightened school children.
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Smiling happily in anticipation of a nice warm shower, Mirai walked cheerfully through the open bathroom door.
He stopped dead in his tracks at the scene he found.
When Vegeta entered the bathroom, Bulma began giggling and beckoned to him seductively.
With a lusty smirk, Vegeta thrust back the curtain, pulling a slippery, soapy Bulma into a passionate kiss. Bulma's back was to the door as the two kissed again and again. She could feel Vegeta's hands roaming her body and she smiled through their kisses.
Suddenly, a bloodcurdling shriek sounded from the door.
Bulma whirled around to come face-to-face with her very pale Mirai son.
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A/N: Heh heh… Sorry to leave ya dangling, but I have to do my chores… *mutters angrily*
T-chan; *sadly* Why did you do that to my poor Trunks? Now he will be scarred for life and he wont be matable for awhile…
Vegeta; *ashen faced* Wo…Woman! How could you DO that?!?!
*chipperly* Oh, quite easily Veggie-chan! I simply sat down at my computer and typed it!
T-chan; *rolls eyes* You can be incredibly stupid sometimes Lexi.
*angrily* Be quiet muse!
Vegeta; *smirking* No, she has a point there Onna.
T-chan; *musing* Hmm… For someone with grades like you, you can be startlingly naïve…
Vegeta; *evil smirk*
T-chan; *brightly* Like Gohan!
-_-;; Oh, just go away. If this is my punishment for doing that to Mirai, I regret it already. ~But you haven't even seen the worst of it…~ *laughs evilly*
T-chan; *sweatdrops* Um Lexi-sama…