A/N: Aaaaah! I'm back! I'm really sorry it took so long… I was on restrictions and I had a really bad case of writer's block and It took about a week of playing phone tag with T-chan before I actually managed to get a hold of her… *glares pointedly at T-chan*
T-chan; *bites lip and looks sheepish* Heehee, sorry?
*rolls eyes* Whatever. At least once I managed to get a hold of her eventually, and she chased away the writer's block. *proudly* I've trained her quite well in the use of a spoon…
T-chan; *nods happily*
Vegeta; *puzzled* Why exactly do you females insist on using blunt objects?
*scathingly states the obvious* Well, duh, Vegeta! We ALL know that blunt objects hurt more!
T-chan; *nods happily*
Vegeta; *blinks, shrugs* If you say so Woman…
Disclaimer; Nah, I don't own DBZ, but I did just draw a really cool picture of Veggie, me, t-chan, and trunks! it's pretty good if I do say so myself… I'll probably send it out to my mailing list for lack of anything better to do with it… Let me know if you want to see it… *grins proudly*
~*~ Chapter 26; Why? ~*~
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"Oooh, lookie! It's the blonde guy!" Pan giggled at Marron and the two pulled a dazed and terrified Sharpener out into the middle of the room.
"What should we do with him first?"
Marron frowned thoughtfully. "Weeeell, Mommy always says that the best place to start is where it hurts most."
Pan raised an eyebrow. "And that is…"
Marron smirked. "Boys have little thingies in the front that hurt a lot when you hit them…"
Pan's eyes widened slightly. "Ooooh, those thingies! Trunks told me about them. He says that boys need them and never ever to kick boys there."
Marron nodded sagely. "That's because he's a boy, and he didn't want you to hurt him there."
Pan nodded slowly; it made sense. "So what will we do?"
Marron smiled evilly, bringing the androids into Pan's mind. Pan shuddered slightly before pushing the image to the back of her mind. After all, she was here to have fun!
"We'll cut 'em off."
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Videl felt the blood rushing to her head as she keeled over into a dead faint.
Goku scratched the back of his head and turned a clueless look towards Gohan. "So I take it that it isn't common knowledge?"
Gohan lowered his face into his hands and moaned. "Kami… I get my dad back, just to have him ruin the little bit of normal life that I had left. Thanks dad. Thanks a lot."
Goku Grinned™. "You're welcome!"
Gohan just moaned louder and buried his head deeper into his hands. "Don't you get the meaning of sarcasm father dearest?"
Goku blinked. "Nope. Why, is it a type of food?"
Gohan sweatdropped and whimpered. "Dende, I swear that when this is over I am going to kill you in the most torturous fashion that I know."
"Why would you want to do that?"
"Because from this moment onwards my life is completely and utterly ruined."
"Why?"
"Because everybody knows my secrets."
"What secrets?"
"Everything! Gold Fighter, Saiyaman, that I know the Briefs, that I know god, that I have the Jolly Green Giant as my sensei… I really don't think there's anything left to live for."
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
Gohan raised his head slowly to come face-to-face with his father's clueless grin. "Have you been listening to a word I've said?"
"Not really, why?"
Gohan sweatdropped and his head dropped back into his hands. "My life is over."
"Why?"
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Chichi raised her head from the ground and moaned. She glared at the retreating back of the green monstrousity. "YA BIG MONSTER!" In response, he just flew faster.
Scrambling to her feet, she worridly checked over her Frying Pan to make sure that it wasn't damaged in any way. With a sigh of relief, seeing that it was fine, Chichi turned towards the Capsule Corps building with a mad glint in her eyes.
"…grandchildren…"
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Mirai continued screaming bloody murder as a brilliantly red Bulma pulled the shower curtains closed with a snap.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE BRAT?!?!"
A sobbing, hyperventilating Mirai couldn't answer as Vegeta cursed loudly from in the shower.
Bulma quickly reached out for a towel and wrapped it around herself, rushing past Mirai, who cowered away from her, and on into her bedroom, pulling on an oversized t-shirt and turning back to her 'elder' son.
Vegeta, having no such dignity, simply stormed out and pushed past the sobbing boy. Vegeta snorted scathingly and stormed to his closet, pulling out an extra gi and putting it on while Bulma looked on appreciatively and Mirai sobbed, averting his gaze.
"Now answer me brat! What are you doing here? This is MY bathroom! There are plenty of other showers elsewhere in this damn house!"
"…I…I…the…the door w-was o-opened…i…just w-wanted…to get…clean…"
Bulma shook her head slightly and walked over to Mirai. Reaching out a gentle hand, she was surprised when he pulled away. Shrugging she walked back into the bathroom.
"Mirai dear, why don't you go use another shower, I have to finish this one. There's a good boy."
Mirai scuttled out of the room and down the hall, trying desperately to wipe away the image of his mother and father standing in the shower…intertwined…
~I'm scarred for life…~
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Dende whimpered as he finished packing and heard the last of Gohan's threats.
~Oh dear Kami… wait, I am kami… oh dear kai-sama…~
Trying to think through his clouded mind, Dende'd grasping mind clung to a single hope.
~Namek~
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A/N: Wheee, there's the end! Heehee, hope ya liked it and sorry it's so short!
T-chan; Good, I'm glad you didn't carry through with your two original plans!
*pouts slightly* I still don't see what was wrong with them!
T-chan; Well, for one thing I'm not sure why you wanted your mate running butt naked through various parts of the house in front of various other predatory females… For the second, this story is after all only rated PG, not R.
Vegeta; *slightly confused* Ummm… What the hell are you talking about?!
T-chan; *sighs* Gee Veggie, for one of Lexi-sama's muses you sure are out of the loop!
Vegeta; *glares* I'm too busy training most of the time to pay attention to the woman.
*smirks* Other than when you…
T-chan; *claps hand over Lexi's mouth* Shove it! As I said before, this story is NOT rated R, so keep it clean please!
*pouts, turns to Vegeta* Well, first I wanted you to run after Mirai without covering yourself, and eventually run past the class, butt naked… But T-chan said that would be way too disturbing…
Vegeta; *pales extremely*
*continues oblivious* Then I wanted for you to run into Chichi without anything on, but then I reconsidered…
Vegeta; *pukes* …dear kami… *faints*
T-chan; *laughs uproariously* Veggie-head fainted!
*perks up* One more thing before you go! Let me know if the chibis should carry through with their plan… Or if it's a little too harsh… Maybe I should just have them kill him and be done with it. Oh well, let me know!