A/N: Hiya! I'm back again!
T-chan; Why can't you ever think of something more creative than that to start off? You always start you author notes like that!
*shrugs* it's my trademark.
Vegeta; *still in shock from being named a Match Maker* …I still need a spar…
*snickers* Well, I'm afraid I can't spar with you, I have to write this chapter.
T-chan; *sneers at Vegeta* Ha! You're mate loves writing more than you!
Vegeta; *glares* I think I just found a sparring partner… or should I say punching bag!
T-chan; o.o' *pulls Trunks out of thin air* Here! Spar with Trunks!
Trunks; O.O' Hey!
Vegeta; *smirks, grabs Trunks and drags him screaming off into the GR*
*raises an eyebrow* You do realize that you just signed your mate's death sentence, right? Do you really want him dead that much?
T-chan; *shakes head* Nah, I just want to live. Besides, the way I see it, he can at least hold his own, and he'll probably win!
*glares* No way! Vegeta is sooooo going to kick his ass!
*returns glare* No! Trunks will win!
VEGETA
TRUNKS
(one hour and a brutal cat fight later)
VEGETA!!!
TRUNKS!!!
Disclaimer; *glaring* Fine. I'll make you a bet! If Trunks wins than you can have a part in the story. If Vegeta wins than you and Trunks have to collect all seven Dragon Balls for me so that I can wish ownership of DBZ!!!
T-chan; / You're on!
*laughs insanely like one of those evil Super Villains* NOW I SHALL RULE THE ENTIRE DBZ UNIVERSE!!!
T-chan; *glaring/pouting* No, now I am going to have a part in this story!
*catfight starts again*
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I'm too lazy to keep track of the chapter numbers anymore, so your guess is as good as mine. I'm also too lazy to think up a name for this chapter…
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Gotenks landed softly on the ground outside the Son family home, and walked up to the door, slipping in silently and looking around the house.
~Hey, it looks like no one is home!~
~Yeah, I bet my mom called to tell Chichi that Pan is here.~
~Most likely… But that means no one can cook for us!~
~#%&**@#!~
~…Trunks-kun, what does #%&**@#! mean?~
Gotenks just shook his head at himself and began tearing the kitchen apart looking for any sort of food that could sustain him until the fusion wore off and one of the two chibis could remember about that fridge capsule in Goten's pocket.
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Growling under her breath, Chichi decided that enough was enough. She'd been standing out here for thirty seconds, pounding the door, and no one had come. Because, as everyone knows, Operation Grandchildren was by far more important than protocol, she gave up knocking and simply charged through the door.
Muttering to herself, she made her was through the halls of CC, determined to find her new grandchild.
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Bulma bit her lip and hurried into the room, surveying the horde of sobbing school children with a knitted brow.
~ What the hell happened, and how the hell do I get them to shut up!? ~ Oh well… there was only one thing to try, and it always seemed to work on her boys…
"SHUT THE **BEEP** UP!!!"
Complete silence spread, with only the occasional sniffle to betray the fact that the whole lot of them had been crying half a second earlier.
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Krillin, Master Roshi, and Tien, with Launch in his arms, were flying quickly towards Capsule Corps. Launch screamed suddenly when a large flying object interrupted their flight path, causing them to scatter. They watched in shock as a rocket with a boy strapped onto it went sailing past, the poor blond screaming his head off.
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Vegeta, Pan, and Marron watched gleefully as the rocket with the boy soared higher and higher, reaching its climax and staying there for a moment. It was the most beautiful thing any of them had ever seen.
Smiling happily (gods forbid) Vegeta raised his hand and prepared a ki blast. Smirking, he sent it towards the rocket as the two little girls cheered ecstatically.
(A/N: OMG, I was laughing really hard about this because I just read the 5th DBZ manga, and on page 132 Vegeta says; "Ah, I've always loved fireworks!" So ironic… ^_____________________^)
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The foursome above CC stared in alarm as a ki blast was sent up after the rocket, but they didn't have time to do anything but stare as it connected, exploding into nothing but smoke and a tiny bit of ash.
Launch let out a terrified squeak before sneezing on a bit of ash, going blonde, and attacking her husband. The couple fell out of the air, neither of the others even noticing, far too caught up in the horror of the barbaric spectacle to pay any mind to their friends' dilemma.
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Gohan landed carefully on the roof of CC, deciding that the best place to have this particular conversation would be somewhere where he could run, and she couldn't corner him. Taking off his cape and arranging it on the roof, he gently laid his girlfriend on top. With a sigh, he changed back to his normal clothes, and sat down to wait.
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Bulma smiled, quite pleased that that had done the trick.
"Okay, someone needs to tell me what happened, or I can't do anything to fix it." A sniffling blonde girl, one that she was pretty sure she had seen hanging out with Gohan, raised her hand a tiny bit. Suppressing a sigh of annoyance, Bulma smiled as gently as she could at the girl, nodding for her to speak up.
Erasa could hardly believe her own courage as she tremulously raised a hand, receiving a nod from the blue haired woman.
"Th-th-there we-were t-two li-little g-g-girls an th-they t-took Sh-Sharpy…" She trailed off, too choked up to continue.
Bulma blinked. ~ Two girls… it would have to be Pan and Marron… They took some guy named 'Sharpy'??? ~ Holding onto what little patience she had Bulma tried to smile.
"Then don't worry too much about him. I'm sure that those two wouldn't harm a fly! In fact, I bet they just took him upstairs to play dress-up or something!"
This statement caused most of the guys to shudder; that would be even worse than death for someone with Sharpener's reputation! But the blonde girl shook her head.
"Th-they we-were t-talk-talking a-bout b-blow-ing him up!"
Bulma blinked. ~ Ah crap… ~ But she simply shook her head and let out a little laugh, shrugging slightly.
"Don't worry, I'm sure he's fine. In fact, I'm willing to guarantee that he'll be back to school on Monday!" ~ Even if it means using the Dragon Balls! …Which it probably will… ~
The class slowly digested the news and began to calm down. Within five minutes they were laughing and talking as if this sort of thing happened everyday.
Sighing in relief Bulma let her eyes sweep around the spacious room. She snarled slightly when her eyes fell on the huge black mark on one of her walls, and the fact that one of her rather expensive black leather couches was somehow missing. Then she noticed the huge pile of black soot on the floor. Glaring and muttering about how she was going to get certain Saiya-jins, she sent a cleaning 'bot in to sweep it up.
Deciding that horrible things would happen if she left the room again, she assumed a seat on the couch and began to have some friendly chats with various students and teachers.
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After a good twenty minutes of searching, Chichi was running out of places to look. She was getting quite frustrated, and she couldn't even seem to find Bulma!
Suddenly spying a door that she hadn't been through yet, Chichi quickly walked over and grinned at the sight of the many people. Bingo!
Brandishing her frying pan menacingly she eyed the class with a rather insane glint in her eye.
"Alright, somebody better tell me where my son, his mate, and my grandkid are or I'll make you sorry!"
The class stopped it's talking to stare at the woman. Who in Kami's name was she?!
Bulma looked over and thanked the absent Kami that she had decided to stay. Hurrying over to her friend, she pulled her to the side and began a hushed conference with her.
The students were silent for another minute, before beginning to talk again, determined not to let the strange happenings of the day ruin their trip to the famed Capsule Corps.
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A/N: Dundunduuuuunnnnn!!! I decided that it would be more fun if the class was sane again… for the time being! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!
T-chan; o.o'
*Vegeta and Trunks straggle in, both beat up, sweaty, and panting*
*blink* Who won?
Trunks; *panting* draw…
T-chan; OO' WHAT!!!
*shocked* NEITHER of you won?! *exchanges glance with T-chan, leaps onto Vegeta, pounding him, while T-chan does the same to Trunks*
Trunks/Vegeta; O.O' What the…!
*scowling, straddling a downed Vegeta, systematically punching him* This means I can't rule the DBZ universe!!!
T-chan; *sniffling, doing the same to Trunks* and I can't be in the story!!!
*camera zooms away with both girls still beating their mates to bloody pulps*
That Scary Voice The Dubbed Episodes Always End With; And that's all for tonight folks! Tune in next time for the next installment of the Field Trip!
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