DUEL96 FM
By Mythakazu
(Chapter 2)
(Okay! I know I said five reviews, but this story got pushed down so much by uploaded stories in such a short time it was crazy! O_o In fact, not even an hour after I uploaded it, it was already down half a page! @_@ Oi vei… Well, I suppose I'll drop the five review thing. I don't like that much anyway. Just review anyway! XD;; Next chapter will be soon! Enjoy! ^_^)
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(the station, once more)
Joey: Aaand that wraps up the daily news report! I'm Jounouchi Katsuya!
Anzu: *hits a button to turn on the music and advertising* Great job, Joey!
Bakura: Yeah! Honda, that trick report was hilarious!
Myth: Yeah!
Honda: …Trick?
All: o_O Um…
Honda: Nevermind… So, Yugi, what are we doing next?
Yugi: *holding his headphones, humming* La la laaa…
Honda: ..Yugi?
Yugi: *singing softly* La laaa… IIII'm gonna soak up the suuun… la la la…
Honda: Earth to Yugi!
Yugi: *singing louder* I'm gonna tell 'em that IIII've got nowhere to plaaaaaay…
Honda: Wake up! Helloooo?
Yugi: *singing really loud* I'M GONNA SOAK UP THE SUUUUN! ^___^ *hops on top of his phonebook chair and poses*
All: YUGI!
Yugi: o___o eeeeep… *loosens his jacket collar and sits down, embarrassed*
Bakura: Anyway, Yugi, we wanted to know what you think we should do next.
Yugi: Well, traffic reports usually follow the news, I guess…
Myth: You know, I think this station came with a traffic helicopter we could use!
Anzu: Wow! Can I fly it?
(Later… Everyone is out in a mini hangar out back, staring at a lousy, and I mean lousy, excuse for a helicopter. Two of the blades are bent, the cockpit is dusty, the frame is dented and the seats are ripped)
Anzu: Nevermind….
Joey: How do you expect us to do a traffic report in this piece 'o junk?
Honda: Maybe we don't have to use it… I mean, Myth's a bird, can't she fly around downtown with a headset on?
Myth: No! It's too hot outside! I refuse to go up into the humid atmosphere!
Bakura: But it's only 15 degrees… (Celsius)
Myth: Yeah, well, I'm Canadian! Deal with it! _
Yugi: What a crazy excuse…
Myth: Hmm… I've got it! *attempts to snap her fingers.. er, wings, together, but can't* Darn it… Come on… *still no luck* Dramatic effect… must… work… Aww, geesh, nevermind…
All: ……
Myth: Forget that! But I really have an idea!
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(later… Everyone's outside on a street corner. Anzu's holding up a sign saying 'HELICOPTER HAPPY HAPPY FUN LAND RIDE! $5.00!')
Myth: Isn't it genius? We can get some poor sap off the street to fly the chopper, AND get five bucks!
Joey: Dibs on the five bucks!
Bakura: I really don't see why we had to call it something so lame as 'Happy Happy Fun Land Ride'… Was that really a necessity?
Honda: Simple! It makes it look more 'fun fun'!... *stared at* Well, it does!
Bakura: But really, what kind of blundering idiot would pay to ride in that thing?
Myth: That's why we keep the chopper out back. *points to very, very, very small text on the sign reading 'No refunds. We mean it. Tough darts.'*
Bakura: But still… I don't think anyone would trust anything with 'happy happy' in it… It's just… *sees two people making a mad dash towards the sign* … stupid? O.o
Joey: Alright! Customers!
*stopping at the sign at the very same time, both panting from their mad dash, are Mai Kujaku and Insector Haga*
Mai: *pant* Whew! Once I get high in the sky, I can avoid all those perverted boys who keep stalking me!
Crowd of Boys: We aren't stalking you! Honest! Sheesh… *they turn and leave, revealing the words 'Kujaku Stalkers Association' written on the back of all their jackets*
All: o_O
Haga: *pant* Ha! Once I get up there, I'll finally be able to commence part 1 of the geek's world domination plan by decoding the radio waves emitting from that high tower, and use them to power up the super secret ray gun that will befuddle everyone's minds into thinking that glasses and bowties are a sign of supremacy, and are nothing something to be made fun of! Take THAT, you guys who mocked me, and said I couldn't win the regionals! Ha ha ha ha-
Yugi: *shoves a sock in Haga's mouth* Please, please, PLEASE don't laugh. I already have a headache…
Bully kid person thing: *throws a rock at Haga* Ha ha! *leaves*
Mai: *holds up a five dollar bill* Well, here's my money! Let me on! Quick, too, because I think those stalkers have brought backup…
Stalkers: *all holding cameras with telephoto high power zoom lenses* What?
Haga: *holds up a bill as well* Mmmph! Mmmmpph! *the sock, remember?*
Anzu: …What do we do now? We only need one anchor… Why sacrifice two innocent lives?
Mai: What was that?
Anzu: Nothing, nothing…But how do we choose?
Honda: Maybe we don't have to… One could pilot, and the other could report…
Joey: Good idea! The short one can pilot, since I think he's in no condition to talk, and Mai here can be our reporter!
Mai: …Reporter?
Myth: Uhh… Yeah! That's the fun part! You get to help with a low budget radio station!
Mai: ….Why should I?
Bakura: 'Cause it's either us or them… *jabs his thumb at the stalkers, who are setting up tripods for the cameras*
Mai: Point taken.
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(Everyone is at the helicopter, which is now outside. Mai and Haga are strapped in, both with headsets on *the sock still remains*)
Myth: Well, good luck! We want you to fly over the main section of downtown and give us a traffic update!
Bakura: *hands Mai a small, portable radio* Here, you can listen in on this, though I don't see why.
Haga: Mmmph! Mmmmpph! o__o (Translation: But I don't know how to fly a helicopter! That was NEXT week's physics lesson!)
Anzu: Too bad! ^_^ Have fun! *drops a very large, very heavy helicopter manual on Haga's lap and slams the door shut before he can retort with more squawky, muffled sounds*
Yugi: Come on! Let's get back to the station!
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Bakura: And welcome back to DUEL96 fm! This is host Ryou Bakura speaking, and I'd like to now direct you to our traffic update!
Honda: We have our guest reporters, Mai and Haga, out in our special nifty little l33t (All: Stop saying that!) traffic copter! Mai, how's it look up there?
(out in the chopper…)
Mai: Looking good, for the most bit… It seems there's a slight fender bender on Third Street… Traffic seems to be going with only a slight hindrance with one less lane… *prods Haga and points to the left, who nods and moves forward in that direction* On route 22... Ouch, I can see a rollover in progress! That's going to leave a mark!
Yugi: *over the headset* How's this going to affect traffic?
Mai: With rush hour coming along, and this being a main route into the city, I think we may have quite a delay on our hands… Yes, I can see the authorities coming along…
(back at the station)
Bakura: And you heard it first, folks! I'd suggest taking an alternate route into the city for now until this mess is cleaned up!
Yugi: We recommend taking highway 15, as it passes the station!
Myth: That way you can ride our Helicopter Happy Happy Fun Land Ride! Only five bucks a pop! You'll be helping the station!
(out in the chopper again…)
Mai: I suppose being up here isn't so bad…I mean, I'm free from those perverted little yahoos down there… Though I'm stuck with this dweeb with a sock in his mouth up here…
Haga: *has taken out a laptop with a strange transmitter attached to it and attempts to type something up, while steering with his feet* Mmmppph… (Translation: Now, once I get this transmission code properly analyzed, we'll be able to direct the correct frequency to the laser gun… and-)
Mai: Eeew! Is that spider on the dashboard? _
Haga: O_O *spits the sock out* Spider? AAAAAAHHHH! *hides behind the seat, and accidentally sends the laptop crashing out the window in his mad dash* …Darn it!
Mai: …*looks over the dashboard* Oh, wait, my mistake! It was one of my eyelashes! *picks it up and flicks it out the cracked window*
Haga: Double darn it! _ There goes the world domination plot…
Mai: …You're afraid of spiders?... Yet you use insect monsters?
Haga: …Uh… No I'm not! I like bugs!
Mai: *rolls eyes**points to the back of the copter* Oh, look. I think I see a fly.
Haga: AAAAAHHHHHH! O_O *curls up in a ball* …Hey… Hey… HEY! *glares at Mai, who has fallen over laughing* That's not funnnnyyyy! _
(back at the station again…)
*all of that chatter could be heard over the radio, since Mai neglected to turn the headsets off*
All: Ahahahahahaha!
Anzu: *wiping a tear from her eye* Ha ha ha! I wish I could of seen that!
Joey: I should of gone in the copter! Ha ha ha!
Myth: *laughing insanely* Who knew… ha ha ha!
Yugi: Ha ha-… Wait…
All: Who's flying the helicopter? O_o
(in the copter)
Mai: *heard the last remark over the portable radio* o_o OH NO! Haga, you idiot! You're supposed to be flying this stupid thing!
Haga: Well it's not my fault you played that stupid trick on me!
Myth: *over the headset* And the whole world heard it, too!
Haga: AARRGGHH! _
Mai: Just shut up and fly the stupid thi- *the helicopter, which had mysteriously flown fine without a pilot till now, suddenly plummets down, makes a sharp left and explodes*
(back at the station, whee)
*static*
Honda: o___O You still have that attorney, right?
Molly: *runs in* But of course! *leaves*
Myth: Why?
Bakura: I think they're both going to sue the pants off us when they get out of the intensive care unit…
Yugi: Um… You heard it live, folks! Our next weather update will be as soon as our guest pilots return from the hospital! Or in fifteen minutes, whichever comes first. *hits the switch for music and advertisements again*
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END OF CHAPTER
How's that? Still okay? ^_^ Personally, I like this chapter. Don't worry, Mai and Haga are okay… Sort of @_@ You'll find out what I mean later… Please read and review! ^_^ Thank you! Next chapter coming soon!