DUEL96 FM
By Mythakazu
(Woo! Sorry about the wait, folks! ^_^;; I was busy.
Haga: *being the annoying little twerp he is* Busy listening to music, and playing Smash Bros Melee.
Hey! X_x That's not ALL of it! *thwaps him* Aren't you supposed to be in the hospital? Anyway, just to note, I don't like this chapter quite as much. It was written reaaaalllly late at night, so I was too tired to come up with any really really good humor XD Oh, and prior to the story, I'm just adding comments to a few of your reviews…
Meredith T. Tasaki – (Molly: @__@ Whoa. Like, rilly. What? *brain collapses on itself*)
Sarah aka Celebi – Hmm. Well, though the story is already pre-finished (a first for me! o.o), I could do an extra chapter at the end with people bugging their favorite character currently in the story (and characters coming in later) as DJs, or them being substitutes (You'll see what I mean by that in a later chapter ^_~) and stuff. In fact, if you'd like, email me or leave a note in your review about it, and if enough people would like that, then okay! XD
Aurashi – Hey, you know perfectly well that's my favorite character! XD That was Yugi's idea, not mine!... No, really!... Really! *dragged off* And yes, I must add the sacred lemmings XD
Thea K. – You'll see a bit more in later chapters ^_^ Heh heh heh…
Now, on with the story! Please read and review ^_^ Next chapter soon!)
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Joey: So what's next?
Anzu: Maybe we could do one of those radio dramas! Those are fun!
Myth: I remember old ones late at night on the radio before, I think that'll work.
Bakura: Well, I don't mean to be a bother, but it's kind of hard to come up with a decent plot in… *looks at the clock, which is counting down till air time* Two minutes and thirteen seconds! Twelve seconds, eleven seconds…
Anzu: We'll improvise! Bakura, Yugi and myself can be characters…
Bakura: Eight seconds, seven seconds…
Anzu: Honda can be narrator…
Bakura: Two minutes and five seconds, four seconds…
Anzu: And Joey and Myth can do sound effects!
Bakura: Two seconds, one second…
All: SHUT UP! O.o
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Honda: And now, ladies and gentlemen, honorable listeners (we hope), DUEL96 fm would like to present our impromptu radio drama, titled… Er… *looks at Anzu*
Anzu: *motions to Honda and shrugs*
Honda: Uh… "All My Chickens"!
Anzu: *slaps head*
Yugi: Ahem… Clarice, my dear, I'm afraid I have some bad news…
Joey: Dun dun duuuuun!
Anzu: *in fake southern accent* What is it, Farmer… Uh… Jones?
Yugi: I'm afraid that our amazing talking chicken, Mr. Cluckers, the chicken whom we depend upon for our income because we're a bunch of lazy bums too lazy to do proper farming at all, has acquired a terrible illness!
Anzu: Why, that's horrible!
Honda: Just then, Mr. Cluckers squanders into the room, looking very green, though I don't know why I bother to say it because his feathers are covering up his face, so in reality you couldn't tell that he was, in fact, very well green in the face, and- *looks at Anzu, who's moving her finger across her throat, telling him to can it* Well, yeah.
Myth: *paces around the floor to make stepping noises*
Bakura: Er.. Cluck! Cluckity cluck! Oh how I am ill! Won't someone save me from this terrible illness of illnesses?
Yugi: If he dies, then we'll have no income left, and we'll have to… *gasp* WORK!
Anzu: NO! *high pitched damsel in distress like scream*
Joey: *drops to the floor to make it seem as if she fainted*
Bakura: But wait! Clucky cluck cluck! For I'm… um…secretly… er… SUPERCHICKEN!
Joey: Shhpwing!
Anzu: *bangs her head on the wall*
Honda: And with that, Mr. Cluckers ran into a telephone booth-
Myth: *throws a book at the wall*
Bakura: Ow! That telephone booth hurts!
Honda: *snickering* Then decided it'd be better to go inside, which he did. He then emerged, wearing… a red dishtowel. As a cape!... *Anzu silently screams to the sky, and mouths 'WHY?'*
Bakura: Now, where's the patient?
Anzu: You're the patient, super doofus!
Bakura: …Oh my, that's right! I guess I shall die, without the right medical treatment…
Yugi: Mr. Cluckers! Er, Superchicken! Whatever you are! I have something important to tell you before you pass on! I'm secretly your evil twin! *Anzu shakes her head, and decides to give up*
Honda: And with that, Yu-… I mean, Farmer Jones, rips off his disguise, revealing feathers and a beak!
Joey: *pulls on a zipper*
Anzu: Now we shall use Farmer Jones' superior talents to rake in even more money than before!
Honda: One might wonder why Clarice didn't think of that in the first place.
Myth: *hits a drumset, in a comedic 'Badoom-cha!'*
Anzu: *under her breath* Quiet!
Bakura: Well ha! I've been secretly courting Clarice behind your back!
Yugi: Well that's okay! Because she never cleans up after herself, and is a total slob at the dinner table! You can have her!
Anzu: Why you little… *starts to strangle Yugi*
Bakura: Well you should talk! You're so stingy on the chicken feed I've become a mere 40lbs! *he jumps between them, and they get in a dust cloud brawl*
Joey and Myth: Woo! Yeah! *they've forgotten about the SFX, and are now cheering the fight on* Go Yugi! Yeah Anzu! Fight, Bakura! Yaaaay!
Honda: -___-;; Well, join us next time, for another edition of "All My Chickens"! *turns on the music switch* Okay, guys! We're off air!... Guys?...
*Yugi, Anzu and Bakura are still trying to strangle each other*
(In Yami Yugi's soul room…)
Yami Yugi: *the room is shaking violently, and he's constantly tumbling down stairs* What the heck? o_o
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(back at the station once again…)
Anzu: *wiping sweat from her brow, as Yugi and Bakura do the same* Whew… Sorry about that, guys…
Honda: So I guess we're stuck trying to come up with something else to do?
Yugi: Who knew running a radio station would be such hard work?
Joey: I thought we could just say a few words and leave the music on all day…
Myth: *looking at the control panel in front of the microphones* Uh… Guys? The tape deck's smoking…
Bakura: Huh? Why's it doing that?... *he pulls the smoldering tape out of it, and puts it back with the other music tapes*
Yugi: *quickly puts on an ad* I guess we need a new tape…
Anzu: I'll get one… *as she goes to reach for a new tape, the old one suddenly combusts, and sets the entire set of music tapes ablaze. The fire dissipates as quick as it came, but all that's left of the music are some ashes and melted plastic…
Yugi: *looks at the ad tape, which is almost done* We need a song so we can bide more time for what to do next! Quick!
Joey: Umm… No can do, pal.
Yugi: Why no-… Uh oh…
Honda: Well, we've gotta do something!
Anzu: Could someone sing?
Myth: -___- I guess I will… I need some sort of music…
Joey: *pulls a guitar out of nowhere* I can be backup!... I've got no experience, buuuut I can take it!
Myth: But what do I sing?
Bakura: ANYTHING! We don't care! Cheesy disco tunes, if you must!
Myth: But-
Yugi: And you're on in five, four, three, two, one…
Myth: Uhh… *Joey begins to strum the guitar, badly* Do the hussle! Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo dee! Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo doo doo dee! La la laaa…
Honda: Oh geez… _
(Later…)
Joey: You guys think of anything yet? *still playing VERY badly, and a few strings have snapped*
Yugi: Not yet…
Myth: Here at the copa, copa cabaaaanaaaa! Where music and passion are always the fashion! La la laaaaa! @_@
Bakura: I know! Interviews! I find those can be entertaining!
Anzu: But who do we interview?
Honda: I'm afraid to say it looks like you have to go back on the street with another sign, Anzu…
Anzu: Oh, joy… *takes the old sign, and crosses out 'Helicopter', then replaces it with 'Interview'* At least it's better than this music…
Myth: Oops, I did it again… I played with your heart, la la laaaa!
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(Meanwhile, at the hospital, for a random time wasting interlude…)
Mai: *sitting in bed, with her arm bandaged up and her foot in a sling* God, it's boring here… Nuuuurse!.... Nuuuurse!... NURSE!
Nurse: *runs in* Yeah? Whaddya want?
Mai: I'm bored! Give me something to do!
Nurse: Uh… *looks at the table on the side of Mai's bed, and sees a radio on it* Why don't you listen to some music? *turns on the radio, and puts it on DUEL96 fm, surprise, surprise.* Enjoy… *leaves*
Mai: I wonder what's playing… *hears the horrible, horrrrible music* NOOOO! Even now, when I thought I had escaped, they haunt me! NO! *twitches* They're out to get meee… AIIEE! *throws the radio out the window and crawls under the bed, despite her injuries*
(And in the next bed behind the divider curtain…)
Nurse: Now come on kiddo, nothing's out to get you.
Haga: *curled up in the fetal position* The insects… They're out to get meeee…. *twitch*
Nurse: Do I have to call your parents? O_o
Haga: *picks up the pillow* You've sided with them! You've been possessed! Nooo! I might be next! *throws the pillow at the nurse, and runs out the door into the hallway* Run awaaaaay! @_@ *runs around the hospital's corridors in a maddening dash, though he crashes into many things, for he forgot his glasses in the patient's dorm thingiee*
Nurse: *sits up* Oh man, I am SO not getting paid enough for this…
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END OF CHAPTER
See? What'd I tell ya? XD Mai and Haga are fine… Soooort of. And in real life, I can sing better than that. XD
*crickets*
No, really… Really!... Reaaaalllllyyy! *dragged off* Read and review, please! @_@;;