DUEL96 FM
By Mythakazu
(Fwah! Another chapter! Thanks for all the reviews, you guys, I appreciate 'em all! ^_^ Okay, listen up, for I just might do an extra, guest oriented chapter, but only if enough people like the idea, m'kay! I know Sarah aka Celebi would like to, as she gave me the idea, but if anyone would like to apply, email me at little_kirby@yahoo.com, m'kay? Oh, and if you'd like, add your favorite character from the story (ANYONE who has appeared so far, and there's a few more in the next, and currently last, chapter XD) so I can incorporate something like that in, too, okay?
Oh, and quickly, review comments! O_o
Pink_Girl_Sakura – I WOULD do CC, but I dunno how to incorporate it ^_^;; I mean, there's so many mixed categories. I'll think of something e.e
Evil Sugarysweetness – Heh heh, sorry! XD I was running out of songs, so I quickly asked a friend, and that's what they came up with. Oh well, better than my caterwailing of 'Copa Cabana' o_x
Faith – Thanks! I'm glad you like it so much! ^_^ It makes me happy when I get good reviews like this.
Jaid Skywalker and Inu-Washa – Ditto! I'm glad someone likes my jokes! XD
Sarah aka Celebi – I'll take that off your hands o.o *grabs Haga by the collar of his jacket and chucks him back in the hospital*
And now, the storrryyyy!... o_o Yeah. Read and review, please! ^_^
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(Finally, back at the radio station…)
Anzu: Guys! I've got an interview!
Joey: About time! *holds up the guitar, with broken strings everywhere* This thing's only got one string le- *SNAP*… Nevermind.
Myth: *coughing and sputtering, but still singing weakly* Oooon this Harvest MooOOOooonnn… *passes out*
Bakura: So, who is it?
Anzu: I think you might remember. Well, not you, Bakura, but I mean them. So when I said you, I was really referring to Yugi and Joey, so hypothetically speaking-
Honda: Oh, sure, she yells at me for the chicken thing…
Anzu: -___- Forget it! Look, I got Kajiki Ryouta!
Yugi and Joey: o_O Him?
Kajiki: Ah ha ha! Good to see you again, Yugi! *pats him on the back, and knocks the wind out of him*
Yugi: Gaaaaaak! X_x *pant*
Anzu: So, would you please take a seat? We'll start the interview shortly.
Myth: *wakes up and shakes head* Does this mean I don't have to sing anymore?
Honda: Yeah, don't worry. I think everyone's had enough of our 'music'. In fact, I'm gonna run out and get some more music tapes. *takes the fifteen dollars from Anzu*
Myth: Hey! That was our scam money!
Honda: Yeah, well, too bad! Unless you want to sing again! *leaves*
Yugi: *adjusts his headphones* And we're on in three, two, one…
Anzu: And welcome back, to DUEL96 fm! I'm Anzu Mazaki, here with my interviewee for the day, Mr. Kajiki Ryouta!
Kajiki: Hi!
Anzu: So, first of all, tell us about yourself.
Kajiki: Well, I'm 26 years old, Fisherman at large, and I like the ocean!
Anzu: Well, that's nice, and-
Kajiki: The ocean seems to call out to me, I can hear it's mysterious melody as I sail across it's crystalline surface… A bitter sweet tune of souls long forgotten out at sea… It talks to me, telling me of its joys and perils…
All: o_O;; Er..
Anzu: Okay! Okay! We get it! Very.. er… inspiring! Now, next question! I hear you were a participant in the Duelist Kingdom tournament?
Kajiki: That's right! I was a duelist there, using the power of the mighty sea to guide me to victory!
Anzu: Right… So, why did you enter?
Kajiki: Simple! I wanted to win the three million dollars so I could rescue my father, who was lost at sea.
Anzu: I-
Kajiki: The sea works in mysterious ways… Not even an experienced fisherman like me knows why it does what it does… As its soul becomes restless, it feels the need to let the whole world know what kind of pain it may be feeling, and to share it with others…
Anzu: STOP THAT!
Yugi: o_o;;
Kajiki: …What?
Anzu: NO MORE OCEAN! …*composes herself* Okay, okay. What I want to know is, have you ever considered that you don't need THAT much money to get a boat?
Kajiki: Well-
Anzu: I mean, surely not EVERY SINGLE BOAT out there cost so much money?
Kajiki: Er, the thing is…
Yugi: Yeah! I mean, you can rent a paddle boat for five bucks down at the docks!
Kajiki: But-
Joey: And since you willingly paid five bucks to get into this interview…
Anzu: AND an extra five for a helicopter ride!
Bakura: One would think you have enough for a boat already!
Kajiki: *cough*
Myth: Could it be, mayhaps, that this was for your OWN selfish reasons?
All: Hmmmmm? *stare down at him*
Kajiki: Alright! Alright! So maybe some of it WAS for me!
All: *gasp!*
Kajiki: But, c'mon, you can't expect me to live by selling fish, can you?
Yugi: Actually, I heard the fish market's gone way up in the past few weeks... *looks at the switchboard, which just lit up* Oh! And we have a caller on line one! *presses a button* Hello?
Kaiba: *over the phone, insane laughter is heard the background* NO MORE STOCKS! *click!**beep.beep.beep.*
Yugi: Oh… kay… o_o;;
Anzu: I don't believe you! Not only do you excerpt some cheap ploy to capture our hearts into giving you sympathy, but you won't shut up about that stuuupid ocean, either!
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(Meanwhile, at the same time, in a music store…)
Honda: I wonder what tapes we should get… Hmm… *he notices that it's DUEL96 fm playing on the store's speakers* Hey! It's our station!
Manager: You know them?
Honda: I work there! I'm just getting more music tapes… *hears as Anzu yells at Kajiki for being so selfish* Uh oh…
Manager: *listening to the conversation as well* Hey, I got a great idea! And if you do this, all the tapes are on the house for having such a killer station!
Honda: Okay… *listens*…. (thinking to himself) Someone likes our station? O_o
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(back at the station…)
Anzu: In fact, if I hear you preaching about that stupid sea one more time, I'm gonna scream so loud that-
Yugi: Whoa! We have another caller! *presses a button* This is DUEL96 fm, you're on the air!
Honda: *over the phone, speaking in an attempt to sound feminine* Hello, is Kajiki there?
Manager: *making wispy, ocean noises over the phone as well* Fffsssshhhhhh!
Kajiki: Huh? Who is this?
Honda: This is the ocean, Kajiki!
Kajiki: WHAT? O_O
Honda: Look, I'd like you to know that that Anzu girl is right! I can't believe you, my biggest supporter, would do such a thing!
Kajiki: But… But…
Manager: *now making seagull sounds* Screee!
Honda: It's horrible! And I'd like you to know that I took your father, not because of all those doofy things you said about perils and stuff, but because I was bored and he was a lousy fisherman!
Kajiki: HEY!
Joey: *snickering* Heh heh heh…
Honda: Lastly, I think you should seek mental help, if you talk about me so much! Sheesh! It's embarrassing! Mysterious melody, yeah right!
Kajiki: Nooooooo! _ *runs out the door, screaming*
Honda: Ha! *hangs up*
Anzu: Well… Er… You heard it first, folks! Kajiki Ryouta, famous ocean duelist being bummed out by the one thing he believes in! This is DUEL96 fm, and we'll be right back! *hits the music/ad button just as Honda dashes in the room and slides in a new tape*
Honda: *panting* Whew! Made it!
Joey: What took you so long?
Bakura: Yeah! You missed a great broadcast!
Myth: It was really funny!
Honda: I heard the whole thing!
Yugi: Wasn't it great when someone claiming to be the ocean phoned in? ^_^
Honda: *laughing* Ha! That was me!
Joey: It was? @_@
Honda: Yup! The manager of the music store I went to suggested it, and even gave me all the tapes I needed on the house, for having 'such a killer station'!
Myth: …Someone likes our station? O_o
Anzu: …Wait a minute… If those tapes were on the house, then where's our mone-
Honda: *shoves a sock in Anzu's mouth* Soooo, what's next?
Myth: Well, I was thinking we could do one of those radio trivia programs! You know, where people phone in and play trivia games, and they can win prizes and stuff?
Bakura: But what would we give away for prizes?
Yugi: Well, what about Joey's guitar?
Joey: Uh… *holds up the guitar, all strings broken, and the handle hanging on by a few splinters* If you say so, Yugi.
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END OF CHAPTER
Whew! X_@ Sorry for any Mako/Kajiki bashing (and Kaiba bashing, and any other sort of bashing if you're a fan ^_^;; I see one of my favorites bashed a lot, but hey, it's common XD), but the whole topic of the selfishness thing was a common discussion point I had seen (Well, as common as mentioning Mako is, anyway o_o). Please read and review, and don't forget the guest thingiee! ^_^