DUEL96 FM
By Mythakazu
(Whee! It's the last chapter! O.o About time, too! And everyone, this is your last chance to email me, or even say so in your reviews, if you'd like me to write an extra chapter will you and anyone else who asks in it! And you can bug your favorite charas, too! XD Please read and review! ^_^ Oh, and before we begin, here are some replies to reviewwwws! @_x
Peacenikky – If you'd like to do traffic, ask to be in the possible guest chapter! ^_^ …I'll get a new helicopter or something o.o
Tiamet - …Heh? XD
SoulBonded – I'll go have a look! ^_^ …Are you psychic? Because, yes, Ryuuzaki (I'm not too much of a fan of him, but I think his Japanese name's cute XD) and Pegasus are in here! XD
RPGirl – I used to watch it, too! XD;; No, he's not coming out of the puzzle, but he could if enough people wanna do a guest chapter! O.o (Yugi: You're desperate to write more, aren't you?)
Gatochu – Are you psychic, too? XD He's in this chapter, yes. Glad you like my writing style XD (Haga: Nobody likes meee x_x)
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Yugi: Welcome back to DUEL96 fm! Now, we're going to dooo…
All: *including Anzu, who pulled the sock out of her mouth* The Duelist Trivia chaaaalllleeennngggeee! *firework explosions can be heard in the background*
Myth: Now, the phone lines are open, so call in now and we'll select three people to go head to head, and win this looovely prize!
Honda: An authentic classicly styled wooden guitar, which was owned by Jounouchi Katsuya himself, and signed by the hosts of DUEL96 fm!
Joey: Heh heh n_n *holds up the beaten guitar, shakily signed by everyone in red crayon*
Bakura: And we have our first contestant! Please introduce yourself!
Ryuusaki: *over the phone* Hey! I'm Dinosaur Ryuusaki! And I need some sort of consolation prize to make me feel better!
Yugi: Weren't you the regional runner up?
Ryuusaki: Hey, I USED to be champion! _
Bakura: We have another caller…
Haga: *over the phone* Yeah, until I kicked your butt!
Mai: *over the same phone* Hey, dork boy! Is that that radio station? Get off the phone so I can give them a piece of my mind!
Nurse: *still the same phone, in the background* Morphine time!
*click!**beep.beep.beep.*
Bakura: Um… We have another caller! And you are?
Keith: I'm Bandit Keith! And I want more glory! Ha ha ha! Get ready to lose, punks!
Anzu: Actually, to be more politically correct, it's just punk, since Ryuusaki is the only other contestant at the time of that phrase.
Keith: Whatever.
Bakura: And our last contestant!
Pegasus: I'm Pegasus J. Crawford!
Myth: Aren't you already rich?
Pegasus: I've heard rumors there's a Millennium Guitar! I want it!
Bakura: Oooohkaay… Anyway, we have our three competitors! Ryuusaki, Keith, and Pegasus!
Joey: Okay! All these questions will be made up off the top of our heads, have no surefire answer, and are related to the infamous Duelist Kingdom!
Anzu: We'll ask each of you three questions, and the one with the most points will win! If there's a tie, we'll do a tie breaking question!
Myth: Remember the lovely guitar at stake!... Oh, and ride the helicopter!
All: -___-;;
Honda: You ready?
Contestants: Yeah!
All: Then let's start the Duelist Trivia Chaaallleeeennngge! *more cheesy fireworks*
Yugi: Okay! First question to Ryuusaki! What was the card you bet in a very selfish, and stupid, manner while dueling Joey?
All ^_^ Hee hee hee…
Ryuusaki: I'm not stupid!... Rrr… *annoyed* It was my Red Eyes Black Dragon…
Yugi: Correct! M'kay, this one's to Bandit Keith… What was the name of the duelist you directed in battle, and they still managed to lose? Pitifully, even. In fact, they need to learn to duel by themselves…
Myth: Caller…
???: *over the phone* You take that back!
Keith: Ha! I'd know that pitiful voice anywhere! Kotsuzuka!
???(Kotsuzuka): Hey! C'mon, boss, I'm not pitiful, am I?
Keith: Yes you are! Ha!
Honda: *presses the 'hang up' button* Oh boy… No grudge matches, please.
Yugi: That's correct, anyway.
Keith: Pfft. Too easy.
Yugi: Ahem. Pegasus, how many hours had elapsed until the first boat left from the island.
Pegasus: Got me. I mean, I was too busy trying to keep track of you and Kaiba to pay any attention to that feeble tournament and all those pathetic duelists battling down there.
Ryuusaki and Keith: HEY!
Yugi: -___-;; Please, I don't feel like censoring anything. It was approximately six and a half hours.
Pegasus: *in a very fake worried voice* Ooooh nooo! I didn't expect you to play such a devious trick like that, little Yugi boy!
Anzu: That always annoyed me, his phony little rambles. Okay, next set of questions. Ryuusaki, what card were you totally creamed by in your match against Joey?
Joey: Oh yeah, who rules? *does a cheesy little dance*
Ryuusaki: Quit making fun of me! It was that stupid little Time Wizard.
Honda: But making fun of people is hilarious!
Anzu: Besides, you were correct. Now, Keith, here's your next question.
Keith: Bring it on, punk.
Anzu: Name one of the four duelists who managed to win ten star chips.
Joey: Ooooh! Ooooh! Pick ME!
Bakura: Joey, be quiet! You're ruining the question! *shoves a sock in Joey's mouth*
Myth: Where are we getting all these socks from?...
(In Yami Bakura's soul room…)
Yami Bakura: …*digging through a pile of clothes* Blast it! Who's been raiding my sock drawer?
(Back at the radio station…)
Keith: Easy! Me!
Joey: *spits the sock out* Nobody listens to me!
Anzu: Correct! Pegasus? Your turn. Now, how many souls did you capture in the duration of the tournament, NOT before it started?
Pegasus: *still a fake worried voice* Oh, these questions are sooo hard! I can't answer them at all! I don't know!
Anzu: …Two… This is ridiculous! Anyway…
Joey: The last set of questions! The score remains with Ryuusaki and Keith tied for two points each, and Pegasus at zero!... Now, Ryuusaki!
Ryuusaki: _;; What?
Joey: Your last question! Who, without question, is the worst duelist on the island?
Ryuusaki: ….I want to win, but I know this stupid quiz is rigged… -___-;; Oooh well. I lost my pride ages ago anyway… *sigh* Me.
Myth: *jumps in* And don't forget, Ryuu, that you can order a recording of today's broadcast for only $9.95, plus tax!
Ryuusaki: No! I don't want to hear myself be humiliated again!
Myth: Too bad! I already sent one to your house!
Ryuusaki: Gaaaah! _
Joey: But hey! You're correct! Okay, Keith?
Keith: Yeah? Whaddya want?
Joey: Who, without question, is the BEST duelist on the island?
Keith: Me! That's who!
Joey: Eeeeh! *makes a mock buzzer noise* Me, stupid! I rule! n___n Egotistical happy dance time! *grabs everyone in the station and does a cheesy conga line around the room*
Keith: WHAT? No way, punk! I quit! *hangs up*
Yugi: *breaks free of the conga line, as does everyone else* Actually, to be politically correct (Anzu: This again?), it was me.
Joey: Hmmmph… Pegasus?
Pegasus: Yes?
Joey: I'm afraid that Ryuusaki will win by default, since he got all of his questions and you haven't even answered one!
Pegasus: Oh, but can I still have my last question?
Joey: Ehh… *shrugs* Okay, I guess. Who hosted the Duelist Kingdom tournament?
Pegasus: *stops the fake whiner voice and speaks in a demonic, evil one* I have a better idea! Game Punishment! *strange noises can be heard on Pegasus' line*
Joey: What the?
Ryuusaki: What- *sounds of dropping the phone are heard, then picking it up*
Honda: You still there?
Ryuusaki: *speaking in a bland, possessed voice* I decide to forfeit. Pegasus J. Crawford shall win this duel by default, for I am not a worthy minded opponent to be dealing with such ancient power. Good day. *click!**beep.beep.beep.*
Honda: We seem to be hearing that noise a lot lately, haven't we?
Pegasus: *normal and singsong again* Oh! Well look at that! I guess I win! Which is a good thing, since I had no idea what the last answer was, either!
Yugi: Well, I guess you win by default…
Myth: You can come down to the station to pick up your prize, then. Enjoy! *presses the 'hang up' button once more*
Bakura: Well, there you have it, folks! Pegasus has somehow won by default, most likely by using some strange, mysterious, and highly illegal ancient power! We'll be right back! *hits the music/ad button* Well, I supposed that worked out fairly well.
Anzu: It's getting pretty late… What time is it?
Honda: Um… *checks the clock* 9:00 pm, exactly.
Joey: Hey, can we wrap it up now?
Bakura: I guess so.
Myth: See, Joey, this is where you can say a few words and play music all day!
Yugi: Or all night, in our case… I'll put us back on and finish the program for the day, once this song is done… Hey, I like this song! *starts to sing* Daaaay-oh... Daaaaaay-oh! Lift six-foot, seven-foot, eight-foot bunch!
Honda: Aw man…
(A few minutes later…)
Yugi: Welcome back, to DUEL96 fm!
Anzu: Well, that's it from us today.
Joey: We hoped you enjoyed our fine, quality programming… (to himself) Pfft. Suuure.
Honda: So tune in tomorrow, starting at 6:00 am! You won't be disappointed!
Myth: Good night, ladies and gentleme-
*suddenly, the door is broken with a loud 'CRASH'*
Myth: Wha?
*standing in the doorway are seven figures, silhouetted by the moonlight. They step inside menacingly*
Bakura: Who're you?
Kaiba: *wearing a strait jacket* It's all your fault I've lost billions in stock! Not to mention they think I'm crazy! @__@ DARN YOU, DRYER LINT MAN!
Joey: Well, no wonder.
Mai: *sitting in a wheel chair* It's not fair! Now that I'm temporarily handicapped those stalkers are bugging me even more!
(out on a street corner…)
Guy: Please help the Kujaku Stalker's Association! We need donations to make Mai feel better!
Guy2: *holding a collection box* She needs luxuries! And maybe a move to a new hospital, she says the other one doesn't have cute doctors!
Guy: Hey, I work there! _
Guy2: Ha ha ha!
*they begin to fight*
(at the station, for the billionth time…)
Mai: I'm suing!
Yugi: We have another caller…
Molly: *on the phone* Not bloody likely! You have to get through ME first! Ha ha ha! Aaah ha ha! *insane, demonic laughter* Ahahahahahahahaha!
Kaiba: Hey, that sounds like the woman who escaped from the Domino Mental Asylum earlier this morning…
Myth: o_o *coughs* Oh, great…
Haga: *his jacket's torn in several places, and he's leaning on a crutch* Thanks to you, my plot for world domination failed! So now everyone will continue to think of me as a world class geek!
Anzu: Duh.
Honda: Maybe if you changed that stupid outfit…
Myth: Hey, I like the bowtie! (A/N: Referring to the Duelist Kingdom saga, not Battle City.)
All: …o_O;; *they stare*
Myth: …'___' But still! Honda's right!
Mai: Yeah! Do you know how much your outfit clashed with mine in that helicopter?
Haga: No one could see up there!
Mai: Who cares? No one clashes with me! *knocks his crutch away*
Haga: Gaaaah! *crashes to the ground* _ Ow…
Kaiba: I'd help you up if I could get my arms free… *struggles* Stupid jacket… Darn it! Stupid mental place! I AM SAAAANE! *rips the jacket off* SAAAAANEE! *runs into the streets, waving his arms in the air*
All: o_o;; Yay?
Myth: Maybe you wouldn't be hitting the ground right now if you had better fashion sense! That dork look is sooo passé'!
Haga: Take that back! I don't see doofy little mage's hats being all the rage, either!
Myth: Mine happens to be original, dork boy!
Mai: Well, my outfit is better than anyone's! So there!
Myth and Haga: Oh yeah?
*Mythakazu, Mai and Haga begin to shout cheesy fashion sense jokes at each other*
Kajiki: *sniff* You forced the ocean to hate me! You made me say all that stuff and now every time I try and go sailing, a storm pops out of nowhere and I have to return to shore!
Honda: …I did that? O.o
Kajiki: …That was… That was YOU on the phone?
Honda: I mean, no, no! I didn't call in as the ocean, using the manager of a local music store to make ocean sounds, and humiliate you for everyone to hear what a selfish person you are!...
Yugi: Nice going…
Kajiki: HEY! *swings a punch at Honda, who recoils and attempts to kick him, etc. etc. etc.*
Ryuusaki: You purposefully made me look like an idiot on that quiz show game! You made it seem like I can't duel at all!
Joey: It's not our fault! You're the one who duels like a four year old!
Ryuusaki: If it wasn't for Yugi's coaching, you wouldn't of won a single duel at all!
Joey: For your big fat information, I won our duel when Yugi was barred from giving any advice at all! So HA!
*Joey and Ryuusaki begin shouting insults back and forth at each other*
Keith: You guys were biased! Everyone knows I'm the best duelist! You humiliated me, and now I want revenge!
Bakura: This sounds familiar…
Anzu: Hey! You called me a punk! No one, and I mean NO ONE, calls lovable little me a punk!
Keith: Well I can call anyone whatever I want, little girl! And you're no exception!
Anzu: You take that back, bozo!
Keith: Ooooh, bozo, eh? I'm soooo scared.
*Anzu and Bandit Keith begin to shout insults, much as Joey and Ryuusaki are doing, while Honda and Kajiki continue their fight*
Pegasus: I'm here for my Millennium Guitar!
Bakura: Here it is… *hands the guitar to Pegasus*
Pegasus: …Hey! This isn't the Millennium Guitar! You ripped me off!
Bakura: We never said it WAS one!
Pegasus: Well you should of told me, then!
Yami Bakura: *suddenly emerges from the ring and takes over* Why would I? For I too, seek the Millennium items! So back off! *he grabs the guitar*
Pegasus: It's MINE! *whines like a little child* Mine mine mine mine MINE! *he pulls on the guitar, and so does Yami Bakura*
*everyone, sans Yugi, in the station are now fighting in one way or another*
Yugi: Oooh boy… -__-;; I need asprin… *he looks up, and notices the 'ON AIR' light is still on* Oh geez! O_O ..Uuuh, uuuh, uuuh… And this concludes our broadcast day! Thanks for listening! ^___^;; Eh heh…
*screeeeech!*
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THE END
Whee! Like it? ^__^;; Again, last chance to ask for a guest chapter! o.o Please read and review! Again, sorry for bashing anyone's favorite character o.o Plot reasons. *bows in an apologetic way*