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Ready, Set, SHAVE!

Chapter 7: An Epilogue to Remember

Author's Note:

Hi everyone! I hope you enjoyed the previous chapter! Isn't Adult Swim nice? Making Inu Yasha one hour long? Two episodes! YAY! 90 reviews! I'm trying to make 100 reviews this time. Anyway, each parody chapter WILL be different. They are NOT connected like a story! Remember that, or you will be VERY confused! Anyway, in this chapter, I will be telling to all about our dear friends and their children after the scarring event! I didn't do Inu Yasha and Kagome's fates after the event because I didn't want to write too much. (Lazy of me, I know!) Well, on with the story! Read and review!

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What happened to Kikyo and Naraku? Let's relive the fateful day…

After getting to a Tibetan temple, Naraku and Kikyo began to meditate in deep silence.

Kikyo was thinking about how to kill Inu Yasha and Kagome when she heard a deep snore. She turned her head to Naraku and opened her eyes.

Naraku had his head on his shoulder and was taking a nap.

Kikyo yelled at him to wake up.

Just that moment, the yoga teacher came in.

"Okay, kiddies. This ain't no Tellytubby show. We are really going to do some serious stretching!" said the sergeant-like teacher.

Kikyo rolled her eyes. She hated men like this.

"YES SIR!" Naraku screamed.

"Okay…? I'm going away now!" Kikyo said, scared.

"Oh, come on! Don't be scared of Doc Lobotomy!" Naraku said cheerfully.

"As in 'A guy who kills insane people by sticking iron sticks into their brains and twirling it around?'" Kikyo squeaked

Before Naraku could answer, 'Doc Lobotomy' pulled out a long, metal rod and poked his finger on it to test the sharpness.

A round of unimaginable swearing was heard. "Yup! Nice and sharp!" Doc Lobotomy said.

Kikyo trembled.

"Okay! Let's do some nice stretching!" Doc Lobotomy said. He went into dog pose. He looked like he was mooning everyone.

Something-You-Didn't-Want-To-Know-But-I'm-Telling-You-Anyway Author Note:

I swear, my school is a mooning hell! I was sitting in my seat, working like a good girl I am, when this guy came up and leaned on the girl who sits next to mine's desk! It was ICK! My eyes were burning… literally! The image will be forever scarred into my brain! Sad, isn't it?! And he wasn't even hot! If he was hot… now… that's a different story! Back to the story!

Kikyo recalled when Sesshoumaru had screamed about virgin eyes, and felt the same thing. Not that the teacher was ugly or anything… but he just wasn't a Prince Charming with his buff muscles and 'interesting' name!

Naraku hissed at her, and she realized that everyone was in dog post but her. Kikyo went down, too.

After about two minutes, they straightened up.

Doc Lobotomy then went into cobra position. He now looked like he was showing his manly cleavage.

Kikyo grimaced and turned around so she would not see him. Unfortunately, she now faced Naraku.

She was just about to turn around once again, when Doc Lobotomy yelled. "Hey you! Yes, YOU! GET INTO DOG POSE… NOW!"

Kikyo obediently went into dog pose.

Naraku thought that Kikyo had feelings for him. I mean, she was basically mooning him with her chest! He whistled at her.

Kikyo instantly stood up. "What in the name of *BEEP* did that mean?!" she screamed, outraged.

Naraku gulped. "I just did that to…er… express the tension being released by stretching!" he tried.

"Yeah, right!"

Doc Lobotomy was mad (A/N: Don't get mad, get Glad! I've been watching too much TV!). "Are you two going to work or just jabber?!" he asked angrily.

"I'm so sorry, Mr. High and Mighty!" Kikyo snapped. "Maybe I'll just go!"

Doc Lobotomy looked like she had slapped him in the face. Then he started crying. "That stupid therapist! He tells me to do this and this is what I get!"

Naraku looked interested. "Who's your therapist?" he asked.

"Some guy with a beard!"

"Hey! My therapist has a beard and he gives bad advice too! Maybe we have the same one!"

Doc Lobotomy stopped crying. "Yeah, maybe! Let's go find him!"

"HEY! What about me?!" Kikyo hollered at them.

"Come with us!"

"Okay…?"

12 Years Later ~

"Chibi-Naraku, get your meditating butt back here!" Mother Kikyo yelled at her son, a Tibetan monk.

"Never! You shall never get your hands on me!" Chibi Naraku hollered back.

"But you HAVE to come to the 'Shave Reunion'! You must show that stupid reincarnation of mine whose child had the best legs now! BWAHAHAHA!"

Chibi-Naraku looked at his mother like she was insane (which she basically was). "I am NOT going shave my blessed legs just for your wretched amusement!" he snarled, sounding a lot like his father.

"You dare speak to me that way? After all the time I loved and mothered you?! You ungrateful child!" Kikyo said tearfully.

"You mean all those times you used me for testing your poisons for that Kagome person and telling Daddy that you had an affair with the Doc Lobotomy guy!"

"I did NOT have an affair with Bob!"

"So then… why do you know his first name?" Chibi-Naraku asked suspiciously.

"Because I do!" she snapped. "Oh, come on! Can't we PLEASE go?! I'll do anything!"

"Really…?" he grinned evilly, much like his father (who was at a ballet session with 'Bob').

"What do you want?" Kikyo sighed, pulling out her purse.

"Massages for a month!"

"WHAT?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Kikyo screeched in a perfected manner.

"Fine then! I won't go!"

"UGH! FINE! YOU WIN! LET'S GO!"

Chibi-Naraku smirked. "Where's your razor?"

"Third cabinet from the bottom in the bathroom under the poison testing room," she recited. How long she had wanted to say that!

"Wow, Mom! That's amazing! I didn't even know that there was a third cabinet from the bottom in the bathroom under the poison testing room!"

"Well, there is! And don't touch the bottle of thing called Nair! Touch that and you'll be ruined!" she warned.

At the Memorable Place of Shaving ~

All our 'friends' stood at the 'judging of the legs' place. They shared stories about what had happened after the event.

Rin had Jaken on a leash.

"Well, after me and Sessie-sama and Ol' Dirty Toad left, we started training him! Sessie-sama threatened to kill Jaken a couple of times when he didn't do what I wanted, but it was okay. Now look! Ol' Toad has finally pulled it through! He's in the Sengoku jidai Book of Records, the Ancient Japan's Book of Untamed Ogres (Jaken glared), How to Train Ugly Animals (more glaring), and more!" said the now teenage Rin, happily showing off. "He can do a lot of tricks, like playing his nose, which is surprising because I don't think he would be able too! He's not too good, though… I think it's too deformed!"

Sesshoumaru was looking really, really bored. "Yeah, yeah. The only good thing we got out of it was a lot of money."

"And what's so bad about that?" Rin piped up.

"I dunno?! Too many guys asking me out?!" Sesshoumaru asked hatefully.

Rin went into her 'How-could-you-do-this-tome-I-didn't-do-anything' mode. "B-but, Sessie-sama, I was just asking and y-you yell at me and all I did was ask you a question. Y-you're so MEEAAAAANNNNNNN!" she said with a howl.

Sesshoumaru instantly forgave her. "I-I'm sorry Rin! I didn't mean it!" he said, giving her a fatherly hug.

Behind his back, Rin smirked and mouthed, 'SUCKER!'

"Rin, that was so KEWL! Show me how to train ugly things!" said the now teenage and tall Shippo, appearing from nowhere. He was tall and very HOT.

Rin stepped back from Sesshoumaru's hug (frightening, I know!). Her mind was going, 'Me-OUCH! Bring in the ice, baby! Boy is he smoldering.'

"S-shippo?" she asked questionably.

"Yeah! You still recognize me!" he said.

Sesshoumaru say Rin's flushed face. 'Ahhh! Young, love! How sweet! Maybe I'll get to finally get that surgery I wanted!' (A/N: Okay, the 'surgery' thing is going to be explained in the parody.)

"Rin, why don't you show Shippo how you trained Jaken?" he asked.

Inu Yasha's eyes bugged out. No way. Sesshoumaru, being helpful? Impossible!

He (Inu Yasha) looked over at his mate, Kagome, and sighed. Could it had been already 12 years? And Kagome finally his?

Kagome noticed his stare. "What?" she asked innocently.

"Nothing. Only thinking about when we met and how Shippo and Rin are hitting off."

Shippo and Rin both blushed when they heard Inu Yasha's comment.

Kagome smiled. "Now Shippo, 'play nice' with Rin! We don't want Sesshoumaru going after your pelt, now, would we?" she asked tenderly. Shippo was now her adopted son, her only child.

Shippo bowed his head to hide his blush. "Yes, Kag-mom," he muttered.

"Good boy! Now go off!"

Rin and Shippo dragged a pleading Jaken off.

"Well, that was nice!" Sesshoumaru said.

"Hey, everyone! What's up?" Kagura asked, her arm around Kouga, her mate.

"Oh, hi! Hi Kouga-kun!" Kagome said, sounding surprised and delighted.

Inu Yasha's eyes narrowed at his rival. He glared and silently growled.

Kouga noticed and said quite cheerfully, "Don't worry, dog-turd! I have a mate! Kagura! How are you and Kagome?"

"Uh, good?" he offered, a bit confused.

"So, Kagura, what did you guys do after the incident?" Kagome asked, striking up conversation.

Kagura and Kouga looked dreamy for a second.

"Well," Kagura started, "After we left, Kouga showed me around the place. I mean, I knew where everything was and all, but Kouga showed me how to enjoy them while being free…"

"And afterwards, I showed her to the boys and they really liked her so I changed my mind about chasing after you and went after Kagura instead! Besides, she was a lot easier to get; not having another guy after her."

"That's great! Have any kids?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah, they're home. A girl and two boys, all young," Kouga answered proudly.

"They have the power of wolves and wind! It's very impressive!"

"So they have Naraku's power in them?" Inu Yasha asked hesitantly.

"You know, after Naraku freed me, the mark on my back disappeared, along with any sign of his aura," Kagura answered.

"What happened to your sister, Kanna?" Kagome suddenly asked, remembering the little white girl of nothingness, also spawn of Naraku.

"She, well, disappeared! I didn't look for her, and I didn't try either. She and I weren't close; she hardly talked!"

"What happened to you and Dog-turd?" Kouga asked.

"Well, Naraku basically gave us the rest of the Shikon Jewel… Inu Yasha, instead of wishing to be a full demon, wished for me to stay with him, forever until our deaths. The Jewel evaporated after that and we've been living happily ever since!" Kagome said, staring at Inu Yasha in a loving way.

Suddenly, their nice talks were disrupted by a loud voice. Kikyo had come!

"Well, well, well! If it isn't my pitiful reincarnation?! How are you, uhm?" she asked, sneering.

"Oh, Kikyo! I didn't expect you to come back and totally embarrass yourself with defeat again!" Kagome said in a evil, yet nice way. (A/N: You know, when you say 'Hi, sexy,' to some guy/girl but you're only using him/her of revenge, stuff, etc! You know, like a playgirl/boy!)

Kikyo glared at Kagome, but in the same voice, said, "So! How are your children's legs?"

"Oh, me and Inu Yasha don't have any children. However, we did adopt Shippo! You know, he adorable little fox!" Kagome said knowingly.

"What?! That's not fair! I shaved my legs for nothing?!" Chibi-Naraku yelled.

"What do you mean?" Kagome asked.

"I told him to shave his legs so we can re-compete," Kikyo explained.

Kagome lowered her head. Her shoulders shook. Suddenly, she went into an uncontrollable laughing fit. "HAHAHA! A GUY, SHAVING! HAHAHAHA! Man, Kikyo, are you dumb! Making your own HAHAHA son shave! Did you HAHAHA make him use Nair, too?! HAHAHA!"

Kikyo growled like a demon. "My dear reincarnation, would you like to BRING IT ON?!"

"What the-?" Kagome said, surprised. "Isn't that so last decade?"

Kikyo looked embarrassed. "N-no! It came back, um, yesterday!"

Suddenly, Miroku yelled out, "HEY, KIKYO! ISN'T THAT NARAKU MAKING OUT WITH SOME FAT GUY?!"

Kikyo spun around. "What do you mea-! NARAKU! WHAT THE *BEEP this program is not suitable for children under the age of 53, please wait while we BEEP out of the parts where people start screaming like each other. We now return you to your regular program BEEP* ARE YOU DOING?! HE IS SOOOO MY SUGAR DADDY!"

Naraku spun around and saw Kikyo. He looked like he screamed and grabbed Doc Lobotomy. Dragging him behind himself, Naraku ran into the woods, where soon after Rin and Shippo ran screaming out, dragging Jaken after them. They ran to Sesshoumaru, who took them away. Kikyo enraged face freaked Inu Yasha so much that he leapt behind Kagome, who looked sheepish. Inu Yasha then pulled Kagome away. Miroku and Sango's three children woke up from the noise and started screaming at Jaken's beat up face. (A/N: It IS scary!) Their parents had to take them to their hut to quiet them. Kagura, seeing Naraku and fearing recapture, ran away. Kouga, of course, ran after her, and they disappeared. Kikyo ran after Naraku and Doc Lobotomy, and she went bye-bye.

Kaede suddenly rambled to the meeting place. "Sorry kids, had to flirt with the guys at the bar while you all talked… Hey! Where is everybody?"

Crickets start chirping in reply. A tumbleweed blows past. The wind whistles.

Standing alone, Kaede decided to whether flirt with the guys at the bar again, or head over to the teahouse to become a geisha.

Talking to no one, she said, "Geisha. Yup." And she walked away…

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Hey, everyone! Happy New Year! Sorry for the late update! I was on vacation! Okay, I think that this was the longest chapter for this story yet, but the worst. I really think I did a bad job of making you people laugh. There was, like, no humor at all. Oh, well. Tell me what you thought! Review! It inspires me to write! Watch out for the parody chapter!

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