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Ready, Set, SHAVE!

Parody, Part I: The Man Who Changed

Author's Note:

Happy Birthday! Okay, so it might not be your birthday, but happy birthday anyway! All the same, thanks for the reviews! I'm so happy that I have 100 reviews! You guys don't know what it means to me! Oh, and also thanks to the people who read my other story! Hey, better get to the story now! You guys know what to do when you're done!

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(A/N: This is set when Kagome is done shaving during the contest.)

Sesshoumaru looked at all the judges. Gulping, he went up to them.

"I, too, would like to 'try out' for the best feminine legs," he said quietly.

"WHAT?!" the judges all yelled.

"You're not a woman… are you?" Naraku asked.

"Sesshoumaru? My own brother? A gay? A homo? A transvestite?" Inu Yasha asked, disbelieving.

Sesshoumaru looked bored. "Look, now, compete, then, I answer questions. Got it?" he snapped.

"B-but, why, m'lord Sesshoumaru?" the 'Toad' asked. (Oh, come on! You know who it is?!)

Sesshoumaru didn't even say anything to Jaken. Instead, he turned to the judges. "Look, I only want to see how much I'm better than them, okay? Boost up my ego for once."

Inu Yasha and the other judges huddled together.

"Well, it'll be a good one for a laugh!" Naraku said, hoping to laugh at someone other than himself.

"Uhm… You're right about that! After so many years of taunts, he'll finally be humiliated… Hahaha… Hahaha… Hahaha… HAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Inu Yasha started laughing like a maniac.

Miroku got tired of it and slapped him on the head, making him shut up. He looked around to see how the 'ladies' were reacting to new competition. 'How sad…' he thought.

The ladies and Sesshoumaru seemed to be getting along very well. Miroku and the others caught snatches of their conversation… about makeup.

"See, how to keep your makeup from smearing all the time and not melting, the true method of it all is to keep your cool at all times," Sesshoumaru explained.

The girls looked fascinated.

"Wow! I always thought you had to buy a lot of those 'non-melt' makeup products, but this is just amazing!" Kagome said.

Sesshoumaru looked uncomfortable. "Well, you still kinda do…" he muttered under his breath.

"Oh well! It's not my money anyway!" Kagome said happily.

"Whose is it?" Kikyo asked.

"Kouga's!"

Kouga heard. "Is she just using me for my money?" he said sorrowfully to himself.

Kagome instantly ran over to him. She couldn't lose her one source of big money, now could she? "Oh, Kouga, what are you talking about? I wouldn't ever cheat on you with other men or use you for your money! How could you think such a thing?!" she purred.

Sango rolled her eyes. Two lies, both so obvious. "As if!" she muttered.

Kagome glared at her in a friendly way.

Sesshoumaru grew more impatient by the minute. "So can I?" he asked.

"What?" Inu Yasha innocently said.

"Can I be in the competition!" Sesshoumaru snapped.

"Urm, the judges and I decided that you may participate in the contest, as long as you still judge and do not vote for yourself," Inu Yasha said.

"All RIGHT!" Sesshoumaru cheered.

Rin, on the sidelines, cheered and had changed into cheerleading clothes, complete with pom-poms. "GO SESSIE-SAMA! GO SESSIE, GO SESSIE!" she whooped.

'Urgh, she's just like those 'preppys' at school!' Kagome thought, disgusted. 'Ah, well, she's young… still got hope…'

Sesshoumaru wondered on what to do. "Erm, what should I do? Parade around pant-less?"

Staring at the bewildered look on everyone's face, he quickly snapped, "Not that way! God, you guys are sickos! Gosh, I expected that from Miroku, but you guys… just plain sad…"

Rin still looked amazed. "Are you a prostitute?" she asked.

Sesshoumaru gasped and fell over backwards. "Rin, who told you about those things?" he asked solemnly.

Without giving a care, Rin replied, "Jaken. He said that if I wouldn't listen to him I would be one and then I asked him what they were and he said people who walk around with no pants. Was he lying to me?"

Everyone's mouth gapped open. The women started glaring at Jaken, who was gulping rather nervously.

"Jaken…" Sesshoumaru hissed dangerously. "What did you think you were walking about?"

"M-m'lord, I w-was just , erm, ex-explaining to the h-human wench w-what-" all the human women stopped him from talking and started beating him up.

"You little toad!" Kikyo screeched. Surprisingly, the dead woman still had her motherly instincts.

"How could you?!" Kagome yelled.

Sango glared at him and took out her Boomerang Bone. "You die today…" she growled.

Kaede looked merciless. "Ye shall see the LEGS once again!"

Jaken, used to all the hitting and kicking, heard the word 'legs' and screamed. "No, no, m'lady, anything but 'those'!"

"Girls, look away," she warned. They needed no second warning. Kaede raised her legs, and made Jaken look at them. Oh, the horrifying legs of doom! Oh, the terrible screams of pain heard by the misfortunate demon!

When Jaken fainted, Kaede stopped. "Boy, hair grows back fast! I better go wax them!" she said as she walked away.

"Er, okay…" Inu Yasha said. "Can we get to Sesshoumaru showing us his legs?"

"Oh, Inu Yasha! I didn't know you had such feelings for me!" Sesshoumaru exclaimed.

"I don't! Just let us judge!"

"Alright, alright! You don't have to be so bossy!"

Sesshoumaru lifted up his left pant leg.

The unexpected whiteness! The incredible smoothness! The leg was hairless, smooth, and very 'firm'.

Everyone gawked at Sesshoumaru, who did the dramatic, 'I know you want to look like this,' expression.

"So, what do you think?" he asked.

"Marvelous!" Naraku said. "You must teach me the art of such beautiful legs!"

"Sesshoumaru! That's amazing!" Inu Yasha said, awe and a new-found respect shining in his eyes.

"Better than Kagome's!" Kouga sighed.

Miroku said, "Are you sure you're a guy?"

Sesshoumaru looked uncomfortable. "Well, er…WellinthefutureyoucangetsexchangesandIdecidedtogetonenowI'magirl."

"WHAT?!" they all asked.

"Well, in the future you can get sex changes and I decided to get one. Now I am 100% woman!" he…er…she said.

Inu Yasha's new found respect went out the window. "You're a pathetic girl?" he asked.

The women were not happy with this comment.

"Get him, girls!" Kagome yelled.

"Too bad Kaede isn't here to show him what the 'Legs' look like again!" Kikyo yelled.

"Yeah, tell me about it!" Sango hollered.

After Inu Yasha was more or less dead, the 'ladies' stopped.

Miroku still looked amazed. "You mean in a way, you can bear your own child?" he asked.

"I guess… in a way…"

Kagome then remembered something. "Hey, Miss Sesshoumaru! How did you go to the future?"

Sesshoumaru looked uneasy. "Well, you know… the well thing…"

"You can go through the well?!" she asked.

"Yeah… It made my clothes dirty! You guys are so mean to me!" s/he exploded.

"What?" Kagome asked.

"I hate being a girl! PMS is the worst!" s/he sobbed.

"Okay…?" Sango said.

"Can I get one?" Miroku asked.

"I dunno… Here, let's go and leave these fools!" Sesshoumaru replied.

Together, they left arm in arm.

Sango turned red. "HOW COULD YOU, MIROKU? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" she screamed.

"Yeah, well, before I met Sesshoumaru…!" Miroku said.

"Be that way! I don't love you anyway!" she sobbed.

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Hey everyone! Happy New Year! Love ya all for your support! Thanks to everyone! I hope you enjoyed the chapter. I had Sango about to neuter Miroku, but that would make you all mad. Oh well! HAHA! Review! I'm aiming for 110! Only 5 away!

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