Disclaimer: HAHA! You slow-ass lawyers! You'll never catch me! I'll own Inu Yasha even though it's Rumiko Takahashi's! *bangs into wall*
Ready, Set, SHAVE!
Shout Outs!
Author's Note:
Hey everyone! I know this story is ended and I'm NOT going to write more in it, no matter how much I want to! However, I still want to thank you all for supporting me the whole time. I am having a brain surge: Would you guys like me to write a "Shave Saga"? Like, it's all separate stories, but with the same major plot thing? This 'major plot thing' will be orbiting around shaving, of course! At the end of the shout outs, there will be a teaser for the next story in the "Shave Saga" and will be called, "WHEW! Close Shave!" Oh, and also, I edited my pen name, so don't freak, okay?
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"YES! Finally, another shard!" Inu Yasha said, victorious of finally getting another jewel shard. He punched through the air.
"Inu Yasha! Are you okay?" Kagome asked, worried. She pointed to a large gash on Inu Yasha's shoulder, a wound he had received when he was fighting the three-headed snake demon.
"Feh! With a scratch like this? Are you crazy?" he snorted.
Kagome glared. "I was just asking!"
"Well, don't ask then!"
"Sorry if I cared!"
"Apology accepted!"
"I didn't mean it!"
"Will you guys shut up?" Sango asked, rolling her eyes.
"Yes, listen to the Lady Sango!" Miroku said, instantly agreeing with Sango.
Before anyone had a chance to say anything, one of Naraku's wasp thingies (A/N: I forget what these are called. Honestly, I don't care either.) flew down. It rammed into Inu Yasha, making him drop the shard. Flying as fast as it could, the wasp grasped the shard and flew eastward.
Inu Yasha cursed very badly. Grabbing a very surprised Kagome, he threw her across his back. "COME ON!" he roared. "Let's get that shard back! Damn you, Naraku!"
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo jumped on the already transformed Kirara and they flew into the air.
Inu Yasha jumped up and ran/flew after the wasp, which no doubt was leading to Naraku.
Soon, they had arrived at a clearing in the forest. There, Naraku was sitting on the ground. Mind you, it wasn't a Golem doll; no, it was Naraku himself! He was wearing the clothes of a young lord and was carefully… SHAVING his legs?
"Ohmygod!" Kagome gasped.
"What do you? He's not that scary!" Inu Yasha asked roughly.
"No, it's not that! He's doing it one handed!"
It was true. The baboon-skin clad half-demon was indeed shaving his legs with one hand. And not any hand! It was his left hand! (A/N: Naraku's right-handed! Why? Because I say so!)
"Well, any guy can do that!" Inu Yasha said, not being able to let his enemy/new rival have any praise.
"Really?" Kagome asked, her voice breathless. She smiled flirtatiously.
"Y-yeah…" Inu Yasha stuttered, not being able to take this much heat.
"Well then… SHOW ME, LIAR!" she yelled.
Inu Yasha sputtered with rage. "F-fine! I WILL!"
Naraku, by now realizing that his enemies had arrived, jumped up. "Oh, my dearest Inu Yasha! You've finally arrived!" he said joyfully.
Inu Yasha's face went, 'WHAT-THE-HOLY-*BEEP*-IS-HE-TALKING-ABOUT?'
"W HAT-THE-HOLY-*BEEP*-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT?" he yelled.
"Well…"
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Yeah, yeah! So what do you think? Should I write it or not? Review to tell me! BTW, if you look on my bio page, one of my future stories is, 'The Forgotten Sister." My friend Shirahime is typing it and just posted it (she's at my house). Please read it and review. Thanks!