Once again, no owning for me. Damn!
Severus Snape stormed back to his dungeon, where his monkey was waiting for him. The monkey made a monkey like sound (how do you call it?!)
'Of course I said you had a gun!' Severus snapped at the monkey. The monkey made another monkey-ish sound (What is it called dammit?!) Snape rolled his eyes. 'yes, of course! I didn't took these 'drama lessons' eleven years for nothing!'
The monkey continued making... well... monkey like sounds. 'Yeah you better do that...'
The monkey changed into a man with long blond hair, cold grey eyes and black robes. 'Why did you decide to be a monkey again, Lucius?' Severus asked, still amazed about this.
Lucius glared at him. 'Maybe because SOME CERTAIN SOMEBODY took the best animal there is... a SNAKE!' Severus sighed and rubbed his temples. 'We discussed this already. Like five-hundred times! I was just a quick learner.'
'That's no excuse to take the best animal to transform in, before me!' Lucius said, turning his head away. Severus sighed again, slightly annoyed. 'Just shut up and let's sing our song!' Lucius looked at him, one eyebrow raised, the way only Malfoy's could do. 'All right than...'
Severus placed a ridiculous pirate hat on his head and said. 'Are you all set, purebloods?' 'AYE AYE SIR!' Lucius yelled. Severus climbed on his desk. 'I can't heaaar you!!' 'AYE AYE SIR!!!!' Lucius yelled again, with a smile (A smile! A real smile !!!). Severus smirked.
Suddenly, the Spongebob Squarepants theme started playing.
Whoooooooooo lives in a cupboard under the stairs?' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!' Lucius yelled. 'Pathetic and Gryffindor he is!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!' Snape jumped off the desk for dramatic effects.
'To kill the damn boy is something we wish!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!' 'Than do the Avada and see him blown apart!!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER, HA-RRY POT-TER' They both sung. 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!'
The song ended. Lucius looked at Severus with an 'Aw-can-we-do-it-again- look. Severus shook his head. 'I remember this was the official Death Eater song...' 'Yeah... Our Lord made us sing it at every meeting.' Severus nodded. 'Yes... I kinda wonder where he is now...' They looked at eachother for a moment, then started laughing.
'Just kidding!! Hahaha!!' He said, laughing maniacally. 'I still LOVE that joke!!' Lucius said, also roaring with laughter like the insane maniac he is.
Suddenly, Draco slammed the door open and walked inside. 'You rang?' (Heh I love to say that... The Addams Family! *snap snap*) Lucius stared at him. 'Actually, no.' 'What are you doing here?!!' Severus said, curious and a bit ticked off. 'I don't know... Dumbledore told me to come in here, asked if you rang, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!!'
All of the sudden, three man in long red suits came bursting trough the door.
'NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' The middle one yelled. 'Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.'
And they left.
'Erm... I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' Draco said again.
The three man bursts in again-
The middle one took a deep breath and started his little speech again. 'NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!'
-And left again.
Severus, Lucius and Draco stared at the door. A long silence fell upon them. Lucius was the one who broke it. '...Sooo... Anyone want to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show?'
#######################THE END!!!!!! ##################
~I bet you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition, eh!!! Logical... NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! Damn I love Monty Python...
Anyway, please review. I always love it when I get a review! *insert super- duper happy face, like this ^______________^* Moo! ~
Severus Snape stormed back to his dungeon, where his monkey was waiting for him. The monkey made a monkey like sound (how do you call it?!)
'Of course I said you had a gun!' Severus snapped at the monkey. The monkey made another monkey-ish sound (What is it called dammit?!) Snape rolled his eyes. 'yes, of course! I didn't took these 'drama lessons' eleven years for nothing!'
The monkey continued making... well... monkey like sounds. 'Yeah you better do that...'
The monkey changed into a man with long blond hair, cold grey eyes and black robes. 'Why did you decide to be a monkey again, Lucius?' Severus asked, still amazed about this.
Lucius glared at him. 'Maybe because SOME CERTAIN SOMEBODY took the best animal there is... a SNAKE!' Severus sighed and rubbed his temples. 'We discussed this already. Like five-hundred times! I was just a quick learner.'
'That's no excuse to take the best animal to transform in, before me!' Lucius said, turning his head away. Severus sighed again, slightly annoyed. 'Just shut up and let's sing our song!' Lucius looked at him, one eyebrow raised, the way only Malfoy's could do. 'All right than...'
Severus placed a ridiculous pirate hat on his head and said. 'Are you all set, purebloods?' 'AYE AYE SIR!' Lucius yelled. Severus climbed on his desk. 'I can't heaaar you!!' 'AYE AYE SIR!!!!' Lucius yelled again, with a smile (A smile! A real smile !!!). Severus smirked.
Suddenly, the Spongebob Squarepants theme started playing.
Whoooooooooo lives in a cupboard under the stairs?' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!' Lucius yelled. 'Pathetic and Gryffindor he is!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!' Snape jumped off the desk for dramatic effects.
'To kill the damn boy is something we wish!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER!' 'Than do the Avada and see him blown apart!!' 'HA-RRY POT-TER, HA-RRY POT-TER' They both sung. 'HA-RRY POT-TER!!'
The song ended. Lucius looked at Severus with an 'Aw-can-we-do-it-again- look. Severus shook his head. 'I remember this was the official Death Eater song...' 'Yeah... Our Lord made us sing it at every meeting.' Severus nodded. 'Yes... I kinda wonder where he is now...' They looked at eachother for a moment, then started laughing.
'Just kidding!! Hahaha!!' He said, laughing maniacally. 'I still LOVE that joke!!' Lucius said, also roaring with laughter like the insane maniac he is.
Suddenly, Draco slammed the door open and walked inside. 'You rang?' (Heh I love to say that... The Addams Family! *snap snap*) Lucius stared at him. 'Actually, no.' 'What are you doing here?!!' Severus said, curious and a bit ticked off. 'I don't know... Dumbledore told me to come in here, asked if you rang, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!!'
All of the sudden, three man in long red suits came bursting trough the door.
'NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' The middle one yelled. 'Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.'
And they left.
'Erm... I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!' Draco said again.
The three man bursts in again-
The middle one took a deep breath and started his little speech again. 'NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn!'
-And left again.
Severus, Lucius and Draco stared at the door. A long silence fell upon them. Lucius was the one who broke it. '...Sooo... Anyone want to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show?'
#######################THE END!!!!!! ##################
~I bet you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition, eh!!! Logical... NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! Damn I love Monty Python...
Anyway, please review. I always love it when I get a review! *insert super- duper happy face, like this ^______________^* Moo! ~