Empty bags of chips, tons of empty bottles, some clothing pieces and many
more junk were lying everywhere, and in the middle of it all, two man and
one boy were sitting.
'Let's do the Time Wrap agaaain...' Severus said, incredibly drunk. Lucius looked down at his bare chest. 'Heh... nipple... Niiipple...'
Severus took a closer look at Lucius' nipple. 'Cool. Can I touch it?' Draco glared at his Potion Master. 'You are SO not going to touch my Father's nipple!' 'Shut up, blondy!' Lucius roared with laughter. 'HAHAAHAHA BLONDY!! Haahahaha!!'
'But Dad, you're blonde too...' 'No, he's not! Are you colourblind or something ?!' Severus commented, and touched Lucius' nipple, making them both giggle.
Draco rolled his eyes and started to look trough the junk. 'What you doing, boy?' Lucius asked, while Severus was touching his nipple. 'Mehh... looking for some food...'
'You just ate three bags of chips, you fatso!' Severus said, continuing to press on Lucius' nipple. 'I'm not fat! I never get to eat anything when I'm at home!'
Severus stopped pushing on Lucius' nipple and looked at him. 'Is that true, my love?' Lucius shrugged. 'He's on a Malfoy diet.' 'He's lieing!' Draco yelled, eating some leftovers.
'Shut up! Drunk people don't lie... If you ever get fat, I'll throw you out the family! Malfoys are supposed to be PERFECT!' Draco stared at his father, shrugged and continued eating.
'You're perfect in every way and you know that, darling! Only this nipple is kind of weird looking...' Severus said, taking an even closer look at it.
Lucius gasped, Draco dropped his bag, The Spanish Inquisition fainted, Lockhart lost his memory again, Harry fell of his broomstick, Ron got a nearly fatal heart-attack, a big heavy book fell on Hermoine's head, The Grinch stopped grinning, Patrick and Spongebobs' mouths dropped open, Sirius Black's hand got almost ripped off by Buckbeak, and something bad happened at everyone after that comment.
Severus looked around, surprised. 'What?' 'You... You...Said... that... I'm... we... weird!!' Lucius broke into tears. 'YOU ARE SOOOO MEAN!!! YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!!!!' Draco looked at Severus with an evil glare. 'Now you've done it, you bastard! You made my father cry!! Are you happy now, son of a bitch!?!!!'
Severus stared at Lucius with an odd expression on his face. 'Darling... I am so, so, SO sorry!! I actually meant "weird" in a sexy kind! Like... "Wow your penis is so... weird..."' Lucius stopped crying. 'Oh OK.' 'Do you forgive me?' 'Of course I do!'
Draco looked away as they started hugging, whipped out his recorder and said 'Having a bisexual father who's in love with your Potion Master every two/three years is tough. Memo to self: Never trust a greasy, pale, black haired man who lives in a dungeon and watches Spongebob Squarepants.'
************END, FOOL!***************
Hmmm... Pretty stupid, I know, but it was a quicky! Hope it's not too bad!
'Let's do the Time Wrap agaaain...' Severus said, incredibly drunk. Lucius looked down at his bare chest. 'Heh... nipple... Niiipple...'
Severus took a closer look at Lucius' nipple. 'Cool. Can I touch it?' Draco glared at his Potion Master. 'You are SO not going to touch my Father's nipple!' 'Shut up, blondy!' Lucius roared with laughter. 'HAHAAHAHA BLONDY!! Haahahaha!!'
'But Dad, you're blonde too...' 'No, he's not! Are you colourblind or something ?!' Severus commented, and touched Lucius' nipple, making them both giggle.
Draco rolled his eyes and started to look trough the junk. 'What you doing, boy?' Lucius asked, while Severus was touching his nipple. 'Mehh... looking for some food...'
'You just ate three bags of chips, you fatso!' Severus said, continuing to press on Lucius' nipple. 'I'm not fat! I never get to eat anything when I'm at home!'
Severus stopped pushing on Lucius' nipple and looked at him. 'Is that true, my love?' Lucius shrugged. 'He's on a Malfoy diet.' 'He's lieing!' Draco yelled, eating some leftovers.
'Shut up! Drunk people don't lie... If you ever get fat, I'll throw you out the family! Malfoys are supposed to be PERFECT!' Draco stared at his father, shrugged and continued eating.
'You're perfect in every way and you know that, darling! Only this nipple is kind of weird looking...' Severus said, taking an even closer look at it.
Lucius gasped, Draco dropped his bag, The Spanish Inquisition fainted, Lockhart lost his memory again, Harry fell of his broomstick, Ron got a nearly fatal heart-attack, a big heavy book fell on Hermoine's head, The Grinch stopped grinning, Patrick and Spongebobs' mouths dropped open, Sirius Black's hand got almost ripped off by Buckbeak, and something bad happened at everyone after that comment.
Severus looked around, surprised. 'What?' 'You... You...Said... that... I'm... we... weird!!' Lucius broke into tears. 'YOU ARE SOOOO MEAN!!! YOU'RE CALLING ME UGLY!!!!' Draco looked at Severus with an evil glare. 'Now you've done it, you bastard! You made my father cry!! Are you happy now, son of a bitch!?!!!'
Severus stared at Lucius with an odd expression on his face. 'Darling... I am so, so, SO sorry!! I actually meant "weird" in a sexy kind! Like... "Wow your penis is so... weird..."' Lucius stopped crying. 'Oh OK.' 'Do you forgive me?' 'Of course I do!'
Draco looked away as they started hugging, whipped out his recorder and said 'Having a bisexual father who's in love with your Potion Master every two/three years is tough. Memo to self: Never trust a greasy, pale, black haired man who lives in a dungeon and watches Spongebob Squarepants.'
************END, FOOL!***************
Hmmm... Pretty stupid, I know, but it was a quicky! Hope it's not too bad!