Psycho-CJ: Hi, here's Chapter 16.

Gojyo: She does not own Saiyuki.

Warner: But she owns The Daycarthro Chronicles.

Psycho-CJ: And Pixie, quit complaining about you already reading this part before I sick the chibis on you (shakes fist at her sister) And don't think I won't do it just because we're family.

Raven: Amazing, she did a short intro for once.

Psycho-CJ: (Smile) Please continue.

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Chapter 16: Fangirls From Hell!

"No, not this again!" Warner gasps, hiding behind Raven. They have arrived at another door like the one that took them to Chibi World.

"I wouldn't have minded it so much, if it had been woman chasing me," Gojyo smirks.

"Yeah, why can't we run into some hot chicks here?!" Warner adds.

"You are both idiots," Raven mumbles.

"You're just mad that Cassandra has you whipped," Warner laughs.

"All I want is Cassandra," Raven counters. "You're just mad that Cassandra is with me and not you."

"He's going out with Cassandra?" Gojyo asks, with a blank look on his face.

"For one year and eight months," Raven says proudly.

"But you two don't act like it," Gojyo replies.

"Cassandra has this thing about public displays of affection," Warner explains. "Trust me, if you live with them, those two are always making out, almost as bad as bunnies," Warner whispers to the red-head.

"We do not!" Raven snaps.

"Oh I forgot, you haven't made it that far with her," Warner laughs. Raven clenches his fists, about to give a certain Vaerire a nice black-eye.

"I wouldn't mind making out with Cassandra. I bet she's great in bed," Gojyo adds. Warner gasps, waiting for Raven to beat Gojyo senseless. Instead the Hybrid runs his fingers through his hair, counting to ten so he doesn't lose it. Can't be killing Gojyo yet, he might need him later.

Raven pushes the door open, but instead of three doors waiting for them, they are standing in the middle of a street of some city. Warner and Gojyo look at each other and smile, glad there are no children to chase them around.

"It's too quiet," Raven announces. "Knowing Daycarthro, he probably has something planned besides letting us walk through here."

"Oh my God!" A woman screams, running towards them. "Are you really Gojyo?" the woman asks, jumping up and down. "And you're Warner!" She turns towards the blond. "And Raven's here too?!" she gasps. "I love you guys." Raven is already beginning to back up getting a bad feeling, this person reeks of magic. "I am like your biggest fan!"

"Gojyo!" a teenage woman screams. "Can I have your autograph?!"

"Not good," Raven whispers. Warner and Gojyo smile smugly as they talk to the two girls. Two more girls show up, giving all their attention to Raven.

"You're so cute!" the red-haired girl says to Raven. "His eyes are way prettier in person, don't cha think?" the girls asks her friend.

"You and that blonde girl aren't very serious, are you? What's her name again. Sandra?"

"Cassandra?" Raven corrects, still backing up, but the two girls keep crowding around him. Another group of women shows up and begin to crowd around Warner and Gojyo.

"Gojyo is going out with me!" a blue-haired girl shouts, pushing a black-haired girl away.

"No, I saw him first!" the other girl growls.

"Girls, girls, there is enough of me to go around," Gojyo says, putting his arms around the girls' shoulders. About five more women show up. Ten more women arrive shortly after.

"I really have to go," Raven says pushing through the woman to reach Warner and Gojyo. "This is not the time to be picking up girls!" Raven hisses. "We have to find Hakkai!"

"Fine," Warner sighs. "Sorry girls, but I have to go now." He is about to walk away, but two girls pull him back.

"No, you have to stay with us," one of them whines. A girl wraps her arms around Raven.

"Let go of him, he's mine!" Another girl yanks Raven's arm.

"I'm no one's! Let go of me!" Raven yells.

"Hey not so rough," Gojyo replies, when one of the girls try to pull him away from the others.

"I love Cassandra!" Raven yells, slipping away from the women swarming around him.

"Raven, I can't get away from them," Warner yells, over the loud talking.

"That's it!" Raven snaps. He chants in his language and all the girl's freeze in place. Raven stops, trying to catch his breath—that took a lot out of him to cast the illusion-spell to keep the women busy for a second. Gojyo and Warner slip out of the crowd, followed by Raven. "Let's get out of here, my spell won't hold much longer." Just then the spell is broken.

"Hey come back!" Some of the women call, chasing after them.

"This is crazy!" Gojyo yells. "I never thought I would ever run away from a woman."

"As soon as I recover, these women are going down," Raven hisses, that dark light in his blue-violet eyes.

"You can't use magic on them?" Warner gasps.

"Watch me! No one is allowed to touch me except for Cassandra!"

"Is he for real?" Gojyo asks Warner.

"Afraid so."

"Quit talking about me as if I'm not here, or I'll get you along with them?" Raven thrusts his thumb to the mob of women chasing them.

Warner trips and falls flat on his face, but Gojyo and Raven continue running. Warner scrambles to get up but the women grab him, pulling on his hair and ripping his clothes.

"Raven! Come back!" Warner yells to his companion. Raven stops and turns on his heels, finally recovered. He shouts a spell and a wave of water washes over the mob, including Warner. The Vaerire stumbles away from the crazed fan-girls as Raven casts an ice-spell. All the water freezes, locking the women in a frozen prison.

"You okay Warner?" Gojyo asks, trying to suppress a laugh.

"I can't believe you guys didn't try to help me!" Warner snaps.

"Every man for himself," Gojyo replies.

"I can forgive you, but Raven is my friend," Warner points an accusing finger at the Hybrid, who just flicks a lock of his black hair away from his eyes.

"That's payback for all the times you hit on Cassandra in front of me," Raven replies, smiling. "And believe me you have more coming to you."

"They're not dead are they?" Gojyo asks pointing to the frozen mass.

"No, the spell won't kill them, like it matters anyway. They are just creations of Daycarthro." Raven begins to laugh. "You guys were flirting with fake women. You two must be desperate." Gojyo and Warner glare at Raven, who continues to laugh.

"I say we get him back later," Gojyo whispers to Warner.

"Oh and Gojyo, if you ever talk about Cassandra like that again, I'm going to slit your throat," Raven hisses.

"He wouldn't actually do that would he," Gojyo whispers.

"Well, he did used to be an assassin and he is protective of her so I wouldn't put it passed him," Warner whispers back.

"I'm screwed," Gojyo sighs.

"Hey, I think I sense Hakkai close by." Raven announces running down the street.

"Hakkai!" Gojyo calls.

"Gojyo!" A voice calls back. They follow the voice until they arrive at a tower, Hakkai is sitting on top of it waving down to them.

"Hakkai, what are you doing up there?" Gojyo asks.

"Those women were chasing me, so I went up here to escape them," Hakkai has a smile plastered on his face.

"You can get down now. Raven took care of them," Gojyo calls.

"Doomo arigatoo gozaimasu!" Hakkai jumps off the tower, landing gracefully on his feet.

"Now that was an entrance," Warner gapes. "Hey, Raven, why don't you ever make an entrance like that? For someone who is supposed to be a demon, you're not as agile as they are."

"What makes you so sure," Raven says simply. "Are you two ready? We should probably find Sanzo, Evan, Goku and Cassandra."

"No need," Hakkai replies. "I believe I saw them heading in that direction." The green-eyed youkai points to a dark castle standing in the distance.

"Where did that come from?" Gojyo asks, gaping at the fortress that suddenly appeared before them.

"Daycarthro must have hidden it with a cloak spell," Raven replies, as he examines the fortress, where he can faintly sense Daycarthro. "He's waiting for us."

"What are we going to do when we meet him?" Warner asks, worry playing across his features.

"We'll know when we get there," Raven replies.

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Psycho-CJ: And so concluded another chapter. I can't believe how short it is.

Evan: I can't believe we already found Cassandra and Hakkai. You actually made this easy for us.

Psycho-CJ: Or did I? (thunder crashes in the background).

Evan: Oh-uh, she has that deranged look in her eye. (grabs Goku's hand) Hurry! Run before it's too late! (races off, dragging Goku with him).

Psycho-CJ: Hey come back here! (runs after them).

Cassandra: I supposed it's up to me to finish this. Special thanks to MystiquePixie, Mei Cera aka Gensui Meia and Rook for reviewing.

Cassandra: Now Rook about your review, I doubt my creator could throw Yaone into this without creating some plot holes and considering what she has planned for Hakkai, it wouldn't work out. (Big sign pops up in the background reading "I'm Really Sorry.") But I have heard of plans for her to make a sequel to this, which will have Yaone and Hakkai.

Raven: She did consider having a little Hakkai x Cassandra, but she figured she had tortured me enough.

Psycho-CJ: (runs back up to them with Goku and Evan tied up) And believe it or not but I did have some romance in here involving Raven and Cassandra, but I cut those scenes out since I reworked the whole plot and they just didn't fit in.

Evan: Raven help me (tries to reach out to his brother, who pats just pats him on the head).

Raven: Now be a good little creation and do exactly what your creator asks. If you're a good boy, I'll beat her up for you.

Psycho-CJ: Hey!

Goku: Next chapter we enter the dreaded fortress where the evil Daycarthro waits for us.

Daycarthro: I'm not evil! (everyone looks at him). What?

Evan: This is from the guy who tried to destroy the world.

Daycarthro: I was misguided.

Evan: Misguided my a… (Raven covers his mouth).

Raven: We'll figure this all out when we see you.

Psycho-CJ: Till next time!