Up Close and Personal
Disclaimer: I do not own FF8 or any of the charries.
Boram: This is Boram Kencts from Balamb29 News Headquarters. Im here at the gates of Balamb Garden to do a investicative report on the famous SeeDs who saved the world from the evil reign of the sorceress. Are these famous young adults really what their cracked up to be?Let's find out.
Boram: Our first stop will be at the Commander Squall's dorm room.
*Opens the door slightly, just about enough to see inside*
Boram:*Whispering* There seems to be some kind of murmuring and giggling inside. Let's listen.
Squall: Oh my goshness, you look just sooo cute in the perdy little flowered skirt. Oh my and the tube top just makes it all the better, guyfriend.
Seifer: Yeah but I think it makes me look fat? Whaddya think?
Squall: Just peachy. *Giggles*
Squall: Do you think this foundation is a little to light for me? And what about this lipstick does it match my dress?
Seifer: Your foundation is perfect but I think you need to go for a more of pinkish red then that mauve color you have and you might wanna add some blue eye shadow as well.
Squall: You may be right. *Giggles again* Isn't this the greatest?
Seifer: *Giggles* Yeah, I love spending time with my bestest friend.
Boram: *Closes the door* *Clears his throat*
Boram: So..... there you have it ladies and gentleman. The Commander and the Sorceress's lapdog who were supposedly rivals, are in fact cross- dressing fairy friends.
*Begins walking down the hallway some more*
Boram: Our next stop will be at Selphie Tilmitt's room.
Boram: *Opens door very quietly to see Selphie lying on the floor breathing heavily, with blood shot eyes and gripping something tightly to her nose.*
Selphie: EHHHeeeeEEEhhhEE Eeeeexxxxxpppppoooo mmmmmmaaaarrrrrkkkkkeeeer. Wwwwhhhhiiiittttee oooouuuttt. HeeeeHeeeee. *inhales* Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
*Stands up slowly and begins running around her room in circles chasing what she might think is her tail.*
Selphie: Immmmm Gonnnna Geeettt YOU! BOOOYAAAKKKA!
*Grabs her behind and begins whacking it.*
Selphie: I Tttttold you I would get yyyooouu!
*She then stops whacking herself and yells*
WATCH ME BREAK DANCE B-BABY!
*Falls on the floor and begins to do the caterpillar*
Selphie: AYEEEE AYEEEEE AYEEEE. MUWAHHAHAHAH!
Boram: *Closes the door, and begins to back away from it rather quickly.*
*Whispers to his camera man.*
"Are you sure we got the right group of people? It didn't say Balamb Asylum or something like that at the front gate, did it?"
Camera Man- *whispers* The...uh....camera...sir.
Boram: *Mouths* It's on?
Camera Man- *nods*
Boram: Oh.....uh sorry ladies and gentleman. Um..... I guess this explains why Selphie....is.....uh....Selphie?
*Begins walking to the front gate rather quickly*
*Once outside begins talking*
Boram: This ends tonight's program of Balamb29 News Broadcasting. Stay Tuned for part 2 after these brief announcements.
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Ok, ok I know. See what happens when you eat a whole container of lime tic- tacs at once? Please no flames. I seriously love FF8, but come on, I have to have a little fun every once and a while. Yeah and this also happens when you don't get reviews for your more serious stories, come on guys please review The Little Lion Angel!! Oh yah and RoMayDrako, Thanx for all your help, with some of the ideas in this first chapter. R/R Peeps ~ Thanx
Disclaimer: I do not own FF8 or any of the charries.
Boram: This is Boram Kencts from Balamb29 News Headquarters. Im here at the gates of Balamb Garden to do a investicative report on the famous SeeDs who saved the world from the evil reign of the sorceress. Are these famous young adults really what their cracked up to be?Let's find out.
Boram: Our first stop will be at the Commander Squall's dorm room.
*Opens the door slightly, just about enough to see inside*
Boram:*Whispering* There seems to be some kind of murmuring and giggling inside. Let's listen.
Squall: Oh my goshness, you look just sooo cute in the perdy little flowered skirt. Oh my and the tube top just makes it all the better, guyfriend.
Seifer: Yeah but I think it makes me look fat? Whaddya think?
Squall: Just peachy. *Giggles*
Squall: Do you think this foundation is a little to light for me? And what about this lipstick does it match my dress?
Seifer: Your foundation is perfect but I think you need to go for a more of pinkish red then that mauve color you have and you might wanna add some blue eye shadow as well.
Squall: You may be right. *Giggles again* Isn't this the greatest?
Seifer: *Giggles* Yeah, I love spending time with my bestest friend.
Boram: *Closes the door* *Clears his throat*
Boram: So..... there you have it ladies and gentleman. The Commander and the Sorceress's lapdog who were supposedly rivals, are in fact cross- dressing fairy friends.
*Begins walking down the hallway some more*
Boram: Our next stop will be at Selphie Tilmitt's room.
Boram: *Opens door very quietly to see Selphie lying on the floor breathing heavily, with blood shot eyes and gripping something tightly to her nose.*
Selphie: EHHHeeeeEEEhhhEE Eeeeexxxxxpppppoooo mmmmmmaaaarrrrrkkkkkeeeer. Wwwwhhhhiiiittttee oooouuuttt. HeeeeHeeeee. *inhales* Ahhhhhhhhhhh.
*Stands up slowly and begins running around her room in circles chasing what she might think is her tail.*
Selphie: Immmmm Gonnnna Geeettt YOU! BOOOYAAAKKKA!
*Grabs her behind and begins whacking it.*
Selphie: I Tttttold you I would get yyyooouu!
*She then stops whacking herself and yells*
WATCH ME BREAK DANCE B-BABY!
*Falls on the floor and begins to do the caterpillar*
Selphie: AYEEEE AYEEEEE AYEEEE. MUWAHHAHAHAH!
Boram: *Closes the door, and begins to back away from it rather quickly.*
*Whispers to his camera man.*
"Are you sure we got the right group of people? It didn't say Balamb Asylum or something like that at the front gate, did it?"
Camera Man- *whispers* The...uh....camera...sir.
Boram: *Mouths* It's on?
Camera Man- *nods*
Boram: Oh.....uh sorry ladies and gentleman. Um..... I guess this explains why Selphie....is.....uh....Selphie?
*Begins walking to the front gate rather quickly*
*Once outside begins talking*
Boram: This ends tonight's program of Balamb29 News Broadcasting. Stay Tuned for part 2 after these brief announcements.
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Ok, ok I know. See what happens when you eat a whole container of lime tic- tacs at once? Please no flames. I seriously love FF8, but come on, I have to have a little fun every once and a while. Yeah and this also happens when you don't get reviews for your more serious stories, come on guys please review The Little Lion Angel!! Oh yah and RoMayDrako, Thanx for all your help, with some of the ideas in this first chapter. R/R Peeps ~ Thanx