Tsuki: Heh heh, we're back with the first chapter.
Ryu: Yeah, baka Tsuki messed up and didn't state the fact that it was a prologue.
Tsuki: Hey, I got it all fixed now, and don't call me a baka, at least I didn't review my own story back before it got deleted.
Ryu: Hee hee I had the first review!
Tsuki: That's not really something to be proud of if it's your own story...
Ryu: Anyways, we want to thank all of you who reviewed! And now to make good on my promise... *reaches for Tsuki's Creme Savers and Pocky*
Tsuki: *slaps Ryu's hands* HEY!! Back off! Touch 'em and you DIE!!!!!
Ryu: I was just kidding! *sniffs* Why do you have to be so possessive?
Tsuki: I wouldn't have to be if you didn't keep taking my stuff!
Ryu: I never touched your stuff! You must be confused...After all you the one who's always threatening to steal my sword!
Tsuki: I really like that sword...
Ryu: And you have the nerve to call me a thief!
Tsuki: I never called you a thief...
(The argument continues as another figure is seen)
Nasu: Hi everyone! My sisters are a little busy right now, so I get to do the disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER: Nasu: Tsuki and Ryu do not own Final Fantasy X, or any of the animes or games seen or mentioned in this fic.
WARNING!!!: Nasu: This chapter does contain spoilers for the last couple episodes of Outlaw Star. Tsuki and Ryu have big mouths...You have been warned!
(...) extra notes, scene information, etc.
*...* actions
Nasu: And now I proudly present for Ryu and Tsuki:
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku
Chapter One: Outlaw Star
(Nothing can be seen as the room is draped in darkness)
*In the shadows a figure pulls out a candle and lights it*
Ryu: *Now stands holding the candle which illuminates her and Tsuki's faces*
Tsuki: *looks at Ryu* How long have you been carrying around that candle?
Ryu: *shrugs* I don't know. *mumbles* It was just there...
Tsuki and Ryu: *look at each other and shrug*
Tsuki: Where are we? ...It's kind of drafty in here...
(blinding lights flash from all around)
Ryu and Tsuki: OW! My eyes! *they blink and look at their surroundings*
Ryu: Hmmm...*she blows out the candle and puts it away*
(Snow, and snow-capped mountains are the only thing that can be seen. Their location is none other than Mount Nyotai on the planet Tenrei [A/N Tsuki: Mt. Nyotai was only featured in episode 23: Hot Springs Planet Tenrei. This episode was cut out of television viewing
Ryu: Too bad, it really was a funny episode, plus it explains how Gene got the life sucking caster shells.
Tsuki: Too much nudity and situations not suitable for children for the censors I guess...])
Tsuki: Did I already say it's kind of drafty?
Ryu: Umm, yeah. You know it is kind of...COLD!!!! *shivers*
Tsuki and Ryu: *look at each other*
(N/N [Nasu's Note] Nasu: Tsuki looks just like Lulu, while Ryu looks just like Rikku. Sometimes their a little dense and it hasn't quite clicked yet.)
Tsuki: Well no wonder you're cold! Look what you're wearing!--What are you wearing?
Ryu: *looks at herself* I don't know...but you have no room to talk! Your excess baggage is hanging out!
Tsuki: What? I didn't bring any bagga...*looks down at her chest* Oh...
Ryu: *stands there with her mouth open* Oh my gosh! Your really Lulu!
Tsuki: *looks at herself fully* I guess it makes sense...What a sec. If I'm really Lulu then I wonder if...*she reaches behind her and pulls out a doll and starts laughing a little weasel laugh*
Ryu: Well if you're Lulu, then who am I?
Tsuki: You're Rikku, of course!
(From now on, in the story, Tsuki = Lulu, and Ryu = Rikku)
Rikku: Really?! *she freaks out and starts to dance and slips causing her to fall on her butt in the snow*
Lulu: Stop playing around Rikku!
Rikku: *starts to turn a little blue* I...can't...move!......Help!
Lulu: *starts freaking out* What do I do?!! What do I do?!! ... Do you want to play with my Moomba doll?
Rikku: Ummm...Okay!! *jumps up*
Lulu: *starts to hand Rikku her Moomba, when a rumbling can be heard*
Rikku: What's that?
Lulu: Oh, it's just a snow--*gasps* Giant snowball!!
Rikku and Lulu: *look at each other* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the snowball hits the two of them, and takes them to the bottom of the mountain where the crew of the Outlaw Star and the MacDougall brothers can be found*
Rikku and Lulu: *slowly get up* Ugh...
Lulu: *elbows Rikku* *teasingly* Look Rikku, it's the MacDougall brothers.
Rikku: *eyes pop out* Where? Where? *freaks out* *suddenly she spots Harry MacDougall, causing her to rush over and hug him (T/N: [Tsuki's Note] Awww, isn't that just so cute! Ryu: *grinning madly*I wuv my wittle Harry!!!)* HARRY!!!!!!! ...I'm so sorry for everything Melfina put you through.
Lulu: You know, he's just going to die anyway.
Harry: What?!
Rikku: Shhh! Lulu. don't tell him that, he's sensitive.
Lulu: *covers her mouth* Oh, sorry. Umm, I mean he likes pie any day!
Everyone: *has a puzzled look on their faces*
Lulu: So, how are all you guys doing? *elbows Rikku who is still holding on to Harry* *whispers* I think you should let go now...
Rikku: Oh yeah...*clears her throat and backs away*
Jim: Uh, excuse me...are you guys related?
Rikku and Lulu: *look at him* Oh, your so cute!!!!
Jim: *blushes*
Gene: Aw man, why is it always the kids that get all the girls?
Rikku and Lulu: *run over to Jim and pinch his cheeks*
Lulu: I thought you only had eyes for Harry...
Rikku: *blushes and looks at Harry*
Melfina: Umm, who exactly are you guys?
Lulu and Rikku: *look at each other*
Lulu: *looks from Rikku to Melfina and back* Oh, no...
Rikku: *points at Melfina* YOU!!!!
Lulu: Rikku, No!!! It's not worth it!
Rikku: *ignores Lulu* You broke my Harry's heart! *smacks Melfina* Hmp!! *walks back over to Lulu*
Harry and Gene: Melfina!!
Gene: Hey! What did you do that for?!
Rikku: *ignores Gene and talks to Harry* Oh, don't worry, I took care of her for you....*talks sympathetically* It doesn't work out...
Everyone: *has a puzzled expression on their faces*
Rikku: Don't worry about her, it's okay. Being near you is enough for me.
Lulu: Uh, Onee-chan, you can't hit on him with his own lines.
Rikku: Oh,...nevermind.
Lulu: *still pinching Jim's cheeks*
Rikku: Ummm, Lulu...I think you're hurting him...
Jim: Aniki, help me!!! (R/N [Rikku's Note] Aniki is what Jim calls Gene most of the time in the Japanese version. It can mean older brother, mentor, or something along those lines...)
Lulu: Oh, but he's so cute. Can't we take him home with us?
Rikku: Well, you'll have to feed him, and walk him. And remember what happened to the last thing you brought home?
Lulu: No...
Rikku: Exactly!
Jim: *gulps and looks scared*
Lulu: *sighs and reluctantly lets go*
Jim: *runs over to Gene*
Everyone: *glares at us*
Lulu: Uh, well, I think it's about time to go now...
Rikku: Yeah, going sounds kinda good at this moment...
Lulu and Rikku: *start backing away slowly*
Lulu: *gets a sly smile on her face* *dashes back and grabs Suzuka's sword* Hee hee hee hee!
Suzuka: Watch it! *hits Lulu over the head with her sword, knocking her out*
Rikku: Man, not again...*starts dragging Lulu* *smiles shyly and laughs* Sorry 'bout that.
*Suddenly the two fall through a hole in the snow*
Rikku: *from the hole, as she is falling* Bye, Harry!! Melfina's not worth your time!
Lulu: *wakes up as they land* Did I get it?
Rikku: Uh, yeah, yeah, you sure got it!
(It's black all around them)
Lulu: Am I blind or is it kinda dark in here? Eh, where is here, anyway?
Rikku: Well, when you kinda got hit in the head, umm...
Lulu: Oh, shut up, Rikku! Where were you, drooling over Harry? I thought you always had my back...
Rikku: *panics* umm, uh, they knocked me out too...
Lulu: Oh...Do you still have that candle?
Rikku: Yeah.
(silence)
Lulu: Well, are you going to light it?
Rikku: Oh, okay! *lights the candle*
(lights flash and suddenly they are back in darkness)
*******************************
Tsuki: Mwa ha ha! Darkness, darkness, DARKNESS!!!!
Ryu: Umm, Sis, I think you've been playing a little too much Kingdom Hearts...
Tsuki: But I'm so close to beating it on expert difficulty, and maybe I could now, I just haven't tried yet...
Ryu: Hey! Were you playing when you were supposed to be typing up this chapter?
Tsuki: Umm, maybe...
Ryu: Hey! I have all but one page of chapter two typed, everyone's waiting on you, Onee-san!
Tsuki: Hey, If you had the choice to read other fanfics, play video games, or type up something, what would you choose?
Ryu: That doesn't matter! At least everyone doesn't have to wait forever for chapter two. I have almost all of it typed up, so it should be up within the next couple of days!
Tsuki: Chapter two is extra long! However, chapter three isn't quite written yet...I doesn't help that we only see each other once, possibly twice a day, plus you have to live 30 minutes away.
Ryu: It's not my fault!
Tsuki: Anyways, we plan to see each other this weekend and get chapter three written, and start plans for chapter four.
Ryu: What is chapter four?
Tsuki: I don't know, that's what we have to plan...
Ryu: Uh, okay. Well, I guess we'll be seeing ya later!
Tsuki: Bye, everyone!
*Ryu and Tsuki wave*
Ryu: Yeah, baka Tsuki messed up and didn't state the fact that it was a prologue.
Tsuki: Hey, I got it all fixed now, and don't call me a baka, at least I didn't review my own story back before it got deleted.
Ryu: Hee hee I had the first review!
Tsuki: That's not really something to be proud of if it's your own story...
Ryu: Anyways, we want to thank all of you who reviewed! And now to make good on my promise... *reaches for Tsuki's Creme Savers and Pocky*
Tsuki: *slaps Ryu's hands* HEY!! Back off! Touch 'em and you DIE!!!!!
Ryu: I was just kidding! *sniffs* Why do you have to be so possessive?
Tsuki: I wouldn't have to be if you didn't keep taking my stuff!
Ryu: I never touched your stuff! You must be confused...After all you the one who's always threatening to steal my sword!
Tsuki: I really like that sword...
Ryu: And you have the nerve to call me a thief!
Tsuki: I never called you a thief...
(The argument continues as another figure is seen)
Nasu: Hi everyone! My sisters are a little busy right now, so I get to do the disclaimer!
DISCLAIMER: Nasu: Tsuki and Ryu do not own Final Fantasy X, or any of the animes or games seen or mentioned in this fic.
WARNING!!!: Nasu: This chapter does contain spoilers for the last couple episodes of Outlaw Star. Tsuki and Ryu have big mouths...You have been warned!
(...) extra notes, scene information, etc.
*...* actions
Nasu: And now I proudly present for Ryu and Tsuki:
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku
Chapter One: Outlaw Star
(Nothing can be seen as the room is draped in darkness)
*In the shadows a figure pulls out a candle and lights it*
Ryu: *Now stands holding the candle which illuminates her and Tsuki's faces*
Tsuki: *looks at Ryu* How long have you been carrying around that candle?
Ryu: *shrugs* I don't know. *mumbles* It was just there...
Tsuki and Ryu: *look at each other and shrug*
Tsuki: Where are we? ...It's kind of drafty in here...
(blinding lights flash from all around)
Ryu and Tsuki: OW! My eyes! *they blink and look at their surroundings*
Ryu: Hmmm...*she blows out the candle and puts it away*
(Snow, and snow-capped mountains are the only thing that can be seen. Their location is none other than Mount Nyotai on the planet Tenrei [A/N Tsuki: Mt. Nyotai was only featured in episode 23: Hot Springs Planet Tenrei. This episode was cut out of television viewing
Ryu: Too bad, it really was a funny episode, plus it explains how Gene got the life sucking caster shells.
Tsuki: Too much nudity and situations not suitable for children for the censors I guess...])
Tsuki: Did I already say it's kind of drafty?
Ryu: Umm, yeah. You know it is kind of...COLD!!!! *shivers*
Tsuki and Ryu: *look at each other*
(N/N [Nasu's Note] Nasu: Tsuki looks just like Lulu, while Ryu looks just like Rikku. Sometimes their a little dense and it hasn't quite clicked yet.)
Tsuki: Well no wonder you're cold! Look what you're wearing!--What are you wearing?
Ryu: *looks at herself* I don't know...but you have no room to talk! Your excess baggage is hanging out!
Tsuki: What? I didn't bring any bagga...*looks down at her chest* Oh...
Ryu: *stands there with her mouth open* Oh my gosh! Your really Lulu!
Tsuki: *looks at herself fully* I guess it makes sense...What a sec. If I'm really Lulu then I wonder if...*she reaches behind her and pulls out a doll and starts laughing a little weasel laugh*
Ryu: Well if you're Lulu, then who am I?
Tsuki: You're Rikku, of course!
(From now on, in the story, Tsuki = Lulu, and Ryu = Rikku)
Rikku: Really?! *she freaks out and starts to dance and slips causing her to fall on her butt in the snow*
Lulu: Stop playing around Rikku!
Rikku: *starts to turn a little blue* I...can't...move!......Help!
Lulu: *starts freaking out* What do I do?!! What do I do?!! ... Do you want to play with my Moomba doll?
Rikku: Ummm...Okay!! *jumps up*
Lulu: *starts to hand Rikku her Moomba, when a rumbling can be heard*
Rikku: What's that?
Lulu: Oh, it's just a snow--*gasps* Giant snowball!!
Rikku and Lulu: *look at each other* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the snowball hits the two of them, and takes them to the bottom of the mountain where the crew of the Outlaw Star and the MacDougall brothers can be found*
Rikku and Lulu: *slowly get up* Ugh...
Lulu: *elbows Rikku* *teasingly* Look Rikku, it's the MacDougall brothers.
Rikku: *eyes pop out* Where? Where? *freaks out* *suddenly she spots Harry MacDougall, causing her to rush over and hug him (T/N: [Tsuki's Note] Awww, isn't that just so cute! Ryu: *grinning madly*I wuv my wittle Harry!!!)* HARRY!!!!!!! ...I'm so sorry for everything Melfina put you through.
Lulu: You know, he's just going to die anyway.
Harry: What?!
Rikku: Shhh! Lulu. don't tell him that, he's sensitive.
Lulu: *covers her mouth* Oh, sorry. Umm, I mean he likes pie any day!
Everyone: *has a puzzled look on their faces*
Lulu: So, how are all you guys doing? *elbows Rikku who is still holding on to Harry* *whispers* I think you should let go now...
Rikku: Oh yeah...*clears her throat and backs away*
Jim: Uh, excuse me...are you guys related?
Rikku and Lulu: *look at him* Oh, your so cute!!!!
Jim: *blushes*
Gene: Aw man, why is it always the kids that get all the girls?
Rikku and Lulu: *run over to Jim and pinch his cheeks*
Lulu: I thought you only had eyes for Harry...
Rikku: *blushes and looks at Harry*
Melfina: Umm, who exactly are you guys?
Lulu and Rikku: *look at each other*
Lulu: *looks from Rikku to Melfina and back* Oh, no...
Rikku: *points at Melfina* YOU!!!!
Lulu: Rikku, No!!! It's not worth it!
Rikku: *ignores Lulu* You broke my Harry's heart! *smacks Melfina* Hmp!! *walks back over to Lulu*
Harry and Gene: Melfina!!
Gene: Hey! What did you do that for?!
Rikku: *ignores Gene and talks to Harry* Oh, don't worry, I took care of her for you....*talks sympathetically* It doesn't work out...
Everyone: *has a puzzled expression on their faces*
Rikku: Don't worry about her, it's okay. Being near you is enough for me.
Lulu: Uh, Onee-chan, you can't hit on him with his own lines.
Rikku: Oh,...nevermind.
Lulu: *still pinching Jim's cheeks*
Rikku: Ummm, Lulu...I think you're hurting him...
Jim: Aniki, help me!!! (R/N [Rikku's Note] Aniki is what Jim calls Gene most of the time in the Japanese version. It can mean older brother, mentor, or something along those lines...)
Lulu: Oh, but he's so cute. Can't we take him home with us?
Rikku: Well, you'll have to feed him, and walk him. And remember what happened to the last thing you brought home?
Lulu: No...
Rikku: Exactly!
Jim: *gulps and looks scared*
Lulu: *sighs and reluctantly lets go*
Jim: *runs over to Gene*
Everyone: *glares at us*
Lulu: Uh, well, I think it's about time to go now...
Rikku: Yeah, going sounds kinda good at this moment...
Lulu and Rikku: *start backing away slowly*
Lulu: *gets a sly smile on her face* *dashes back and grabs Suzuka's sword* Hee hee hee hee!
Suzuka: Watch it! *hits Lulu over the head with her sword, knocking her out*
Rikku: Man, not again...*starts dragging Lulu* *smiles shyly and laughs* Sorry 'bout that.
*Suddenly the two fall through a hole in the snow*
Rikku: *from the hole, as she is falling* Bye, Harry!! Melfina's not worth your time!
Lulu: *wakes up as they land* Did I get it?
Rikku: Uh, yeah, yeah, you sure got it!
(It's black all around them)
Lulu: Am I blind or is it kinda dark in here? Eh, where is here, anyway?
Rikku: Well, when you kinda got hit in the head, umm...
Lulu: Oh, shut up, Rikku! Where were you, drooling over Harry? I thought you always had my back...
Rikku: *panics* umm, uh, they knocked me out too...
Lulu: Oh...Do you still have that candle?
Rikku: Yeah.
(silence)
Lulu: Well, are you going to light it?
Rikku: Oh, okay! *lights the candle*
(lights flash and suddenly they are back in darkness)
*******************************
Tsuki: Mwa ha ha! Darkness, darkness, DARKNESS!!!!
Ryu: Umm, Sis, I think you've been playing a little too much Kingdom Hearts...
Tsuki: But I'm so close to beating it on expert difficulty, and maybe I could now, I just haven't tried yet...
Ryu: Hey! Were you playing when you were supposed to be typing up this chapter?
Tsuki: Umm, maybe...
Ryu: Hey! I have all but one page of chapter two typed, everyone's waiting on you, Onee-san!
Tsuki: Hey, If you had the choice to read other fanfics, play video games, or type up something, what would you choose?
Ryu: That doesn't matter! At least everyone doesn't have to wait forever for chapter two. I have almost all of it typed up, so it should be up within the next couple of days!
Tsuki: Chapter two is extra long! However, chapter three isn't quite written yet...I doesn't help that we only see each other once, possibly twice a day, plus you have to live 30 minutes away.
Ryu: It's not my fault!
Tsuki: Anyways, we plan to see each other this weekend and get chapter three written, and start plans for chapter four.
Ryu: What is chapter four?
Tsuki: I don't know, that's what we have to plan...
Ryu: Uh, okay. Well, I guess we'll be seeing ya later!
Tsuki: Bye, everyone!
*Ryu and Tsuki wave*