Tsuki: Wasn't that a good chapter?
Ryu: Oh, so now who's trying to be the reviewer, hmm?
Tsuki: Oh, be quiet!
Ryu: What if I don't want to?
Tsuki: I didn't ask!
*Start arguing as usual. Feel the sisterly love*
Nasu: Once again my sisters seem to be having trouble telling the
disclaimer so I guess I'll
have to do it again. Oh, yeah. I am moving up in this story. Soon I'll
be taking over it! Ha ha
ha!.........
*Ryu and Tsuki stopped fighting and are looking evilly at Nasu*
Nasu: *Coughs* Right, well any ways.....
Disclaimer: Nasu: My sisters do not own any products made or
distributed my any anime
companies or related companies. They are innocent!
Warning: Nasu: Oh, and my baka sisters put some spoilers in here,
too. Sorry I take no
responsibility for their actions. Oh, but please do feel free to read
their chapter 2 it's
terrific!
*********************************************
(...) extra notes, scene info, ect....
*.....* actions
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter two: (Cowboy Bebop)
*The lights flash back on. Rikku and Lulu look around them in shock*
Rikku: Please tell me we're not really sitting in a bathroom on a
toilet! *Moans*
Lulu: I wish I could. You know where ever we are it's your fault.
Rikku: What are you talking about? You told me to light the candle!
Lulu: Yeah, but.....
*The bathroom door swings open with a loud thud. Spike, Faye, and Jet
off the Cowboy
Bebop stand in the bathroom doorway with their guns drawn and
pointing at the girl*
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhhhhhhh! *They hug each other*
Faye: Oh, shut up! *She looks at them a moment then turns to look at
Spike and Jet*
Rikku & Lulu: *Silent for a moment* Ahhhhhhhhh!
*Faye shoots her gun in the air. The sisters start quivering in fear.
Rikku opens her mouth to scream*
Faye: *Putting her finger to her lips* No, no girls.
*They are quiet for a moment*
Spike: How did.......
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhh!
*Stops*
Spike: *Continuing on* You......
Rikku: Ahhhhh! *She elbows Lulu to join in*
Lulu & Rikku: Ahhhhh! *Continue to yell for a while but then are
overcome by a fit of coughing*
Lulu: Do you have a cough drop by any chance? *Asking the trio*
Rikku: *Clears her throat* Please!
Lulu: Oh, please!
*Silence*
Spike: No.
Rikku: Oh......Well can we at least come out of here? My foots in the
toilet.
Jet: *Slightly laughing* Come on.
*They leave the bathroom and Lulu has toilet paper stuck in her hair.
Rikku, slyly removes
it from her hair and uses it to wipe off her foot*
*Tosses the wet toilet paper behind her, and begins humming. Suddenly
Spike slaps one hand-cuff on Lulu's wrist and the other one on Rikku's wrist*
Rikku: Uh, can't I have my own pair. I can't go to the bathroom with
her attached to me? I'm kind of shy.
Spike: You have to go to the bathroom? *Looks at her with a funny
expression*
Rikku: Well, no but what if I did?
*Spike sighs and nod's his head. He unhand-cuffs Rikku and Lulu, then
Ein steals Lulu's Moomba doll*
Rikku: Dunt dun du da! I'll save it!
*Rikku runs for the doll but Faye trips her*
Rikku: ooooh! *She hits her head and starts seeing stars before she
passes out*
(Five minutes later)
Ed: ooooh, squishy! he he he.
(Rikku wakes up on the couch with Ed poking her)
Rikku: Hey watch it, I'm not dead!
*Ed stops*
Rikku: Hey where's my sister?!
*Ed makes a puzzled face*
Rikku: Lulu!
Ed: Oh! *Smiles*
*Ed points to right behind the couch*
Lulu: You can't see me? What are you now, blind? Shesh!
Rikku: Oh....he he. *Clears her throat in embarrassment* Um......what
happened?
Lulu: Hmmm. *She puts her finger on her chin* Well....you were
heroically chasing after my Moomba when five vicious men knocked you to the ground and you
yelled.... *Pauses to think* "I'm going to get you, be afraid be very afraid!" And they
got really scared and disappeared.
Rikku: Really, wow!.....Hey wait, I don't remember that!
Lulu: It's because as they were disappearing one of them cowardly
kicked you in the head and you were rendered unconscious!
Rikku: Wow, I'm strong! *Her eyes are wide in amazement at her own
strength*
Lulu: Yeah, your my hero. You saved my Moomba and everything!
Rikku: *Smiling evilly* Well then if I'm your hero then go get me
something to drink!
Lulu: You may be my hero but I am not your little slave girl!
Rikku: *Timidly* Please.
Lulu: No, your a big girl get it yourself!
*The two begin loudly arguing*
Faye: What are you guys, like three years old?
Jet: *Lightly laughing* They're almost as bad as Spike and Faye.
Faye: *Eyes Jet evilly* It wouldn't be to hard for me to pull my gun
out right now!
*Faye and Jet then begin arguing, and at the same time Lulu starts
chasing Rikku around
shooting fire at her*
Rikku: Hey, why didn't you use that when we were really cold on the
Mountain in Outlaw
Star, hmmm?!
Lulu: I don't know. I guess I just didn't feel like it.
Spike: *Shoots a blank in the air in annoyance. His eye is twitching*
Shut up, all of you!
(There's complete silence, even Ed stopped talking to herself!)
*Not being able to resist the free shot at Rikku, Lulu sneakily
shoots a fire ball at her foot*
Rikku: Hey that was a cheap shot! Didn't you hear him, he said stop
it?! *Jumping around, patting fire out on her shoe lace*
Lulu: No he said shut up. *Stresses the exact words*
Rikku: Same thing!
Spike: Both of you stop it and shut up! *sighs, rubbing his temple*
Lulu: Oh, right sorry. *Blushes*
Rikku: Okay, but she started it!
Lulu: No, you did!
*There arguing fires back up*
(Five minutes later. They are sitting in the bathroom again, hand-
cuffed)
Rikku: You know this is all your fault. *Glaring Lulu*
Lulu: How is it my fault? You started it.
Rikku: I did not!
Lulu: You did to!
*Ed hits the door with her hand*
Ed: Silence aliens!
Faye: Don't they ever stop. *Sighs*
Rikku: We'll stop when we want to stop, okay?
(Another five minutes later)
Spike: There, that should do. *Says proudly as he finishes putting
duct tape on their mouths*
Jet: That should do it, but I'm not sure if it will for those two.
Faye: Yeah Spike, don't be so sure.
(They leave the door open)
Ed: Ed will guard the space aliens! *Saluting and begins marching
back and forth in front of the bathroom*
(Some time passes by and the psycho sisters fall asleep)
*The sisters are woken up be Spike unhand-cuffing them*
Rikku & Lulu: Ow! *Ed, excitedly rips the tape off of their mouths*
Rikku: Huh?
Lulu: Hey, we're free!
Spike: Don't get to excited. I just want to find out how you got here.
Rikku: *Sounding disappointed* Oh.
(The sisters go and sit down on the couch)
*Rikku starts humming the nursery rhyme London Bridge is falling down*
*Lulu starts tapping her fingers on the table*
Spike: Stop it! Can't you two just be quiet?! *Frustrated he pulls
out his gun*
*Rikku squeals*
Lulu: *Whispers* Sorry.
(There's a long silence)
Lulu: Someone better say something before she starts humming again!
Spike: So....How did you two get here, on the ship?! *Leans forward*
Rikku: My candle! *holds it up* At least I'm pretty sure it's the
candle. I think it's possessed. Every time I light it we......
Spike: Stop! Just stop.
Rikku: *Whispers* Sorry. *Looks down*
*Spike looks over to Lulu hoping she is the sane one*
Lulu: Moomba how do you think we'll get out to this one? *She's busy
playing with Moomba, who is "talking" to her*
*Spike hits his forehead and sighs*
Rikku: So is Vicious around? *Asks casually*
Lulu: *Looks up from Moomba* What?.....Where? *Excited*
Spike: What do you know about Vicious?! *He jumps up into Rikku face*
Rikku Eek! Nothing, I know nothing!
Spike: One more time, what do you know about Vicious?!
Lulu: Oh, well you see Julia....
Spike: What?! Where's Julia?! How do you know about her?!
*Lulu sinks into the couch*
Rikku: *Whispers to Lulu* It's okay sister I got your back this
time.....Ummm. *Looks around, thinking then smiles widely* Faye loves you!
Spike: *Turns to me somewhat surprised* What.....what does that have
to do with anything? *Getting very angry* Any ways where did that come from?!
Rikku: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Faye: *Edging towards the back of the room* I've got some business to
do. I'll be back later. *Inches away, out of the room red in the face*
Spike: *Looks over towards Faye* Huh?
Ed: Faye Faye loves Spike person! *Starts dancing around, singing*
*Jet laughs*
Spike: Shut up Ed!
( Ed runs out of the room still dancing and singing)
*Spike closes his eyes and sighs as Jet leaves the room laughing*
( It's silent for a while)
Spike: Okay, now where is Vicious?!
Rikku: Ha! I asked you first! And that's exactly what I wanted to
know.
Spike: Enough with the stupidity! Can't you two act serious ?!
Jet: *Walking up to Spike* We've just docked on Earth, and just so
you know Faye's already left.
Spike: Right. *Turns to the girls* Come on.
Lulu: Where are we going?
Rikku: *Excitedly* Is it a field trip?
Spike: *Shakes his head in annoyance* We going outside, onto Earth.
(Jet, Spike, Lulu, and Rikku all walk off the ship)
Rikku: I forgot how horrible Earth looks here?
Lulu: Yeah, me too.
Spike: So now you decide to talk seriously?
Ed: Edward not serious Spike person! *She grabs Spikes arm, hanging
off it*
Rikku: Where'd you come from?
Ed: Edward not sure.
Spike: *Annoyed* Let go!
*He tries to shake her off and finally she lets go and starts walking
lie she's dizzy*
Lulu: Why are we here, Rikku?
Rikku: How am I suppose to know? *Sarcastically* Ask your Moomba, it
seems to be so intelligent.
Lulu: Okay! *She begins asking it*
Spike: We're looking for someone.
Rikku: Huh?
Spike: She *Pointing to Lulu* asked why we're here.
Rikku: oh.
Lulu: *Enthusiastically, not thinking* It's for Vicious and Julia,
right?!
Spike: What?! *Swings around at her, gun drawn*
Lulu: *Frightened* Eek!.....That's who your looking for....isn't it?
*Spike puts his gun away*
Spike: *Sighs* That's not your concern. Let's make a rule.....
Ed: *Interrupts* Ed doesn't like rules, Ed has no rules! He he he!
Spike: Argh! Ed go bug someone else!
Ed: Jet! Ha ha ha! *Yells excitedly*
(She skips away to Jet who is now looking depressed at his, sudden
company)
Rikku: *Helpfully* What was the rule?
*Lulu elbows her*
Rikku: Ow!
Lulu: Shh! *Clenched teeth* Don't remind him Rikku!
Rikku: Oh right, sorry.
Spike: To late. Neither of you are allowed to say the names Vicious
or Julia!
(He walks ahead of the duo)
Rikku: Hey Lulu? *Whispering as they, slowly follow*
Lulu: What?
Rikku: I think we should make a break and go find Vicious on our own.
Lulu: Yeah, and have a little talk with Julia.
Lulu & Rikku: *Inwardly* He he he!
Rikku: Okay on three we run.
Rikku & Lulu: *Whispering* Ichi.....ni....... *Yells* SAN!
(They make a break for it, running their fastest)
Ed: Uhhhhh! Spike person? *Tugging at Spikes jacket*
Spike: *Annoyed* What?!
Ed: Space alien's are leaving.
Spike: What! *Turns around only to see the duo running away* Argh!
Hey, What do you think you guys are doing?! Come back! You still have to tell me what
you know!
*They stop and look back behind them at Spike*
Rikku: *Casually* I think we made him mad.
Lulu: Yeah, I think so too.
Spike: You stay here! *Yells at Ed as he draws his gun and starts
running after the girls*
*The psycho sisters look at each other*
Rikku: Eek!
Lulu: Ahh!
Rikku: Run!!!!!!
*They start running again*
Spike: Stop!
Rikku: No way! *Yells back at him*
Lulu: We're not that stupid! *Add's*
(Rikku was still looking back at Spike as they we're running. She
looked back in front of herself just in time to catch a glimpse of the pole of the street
light before running into it and falling backwards.....Not stupid, huh?)
Rikku: Ow!!!
Lulu: Rikku pay attention! Come on! *Grabs Rikku's arm and somewhat
drags her up*
(They run into an alley way. Rikku's rubbing the big red mark on her
forehead)
Rikku: *Out of breath* Maybe he didn't see us.
Lulu: How could he miss you? Running into the pole like that! *Under
her breath* Cluts.
Rikku: Hey, I heard you! You don't have to be so mean. You could have
told me it was there!
Lulu: *Sounding confident at her logic* If I told you then you may
never learn to watch where your going.
*Rikku looks down the alley in disgust*
Rikku: Hey, look there's Julia! *Whispers happily*
*Lulu turns around*
(In a window down the alley the side of Julia's face can be seen in
the dim light)
Lulu: *Grinning* I think that we should go talk to her.
*Rikku nods with a smirk on her face. They walk to the door, then
stop*
Rikku: I think we should both run in there, and corner her so we
can "talk" to her.
Lulu: *Smiling* Okay, Let's go!
*They both run into the closed glass door, not thinking*
Rikku & Lulu: Ow!!!!
*They slide down the door*
Lulu: Let's try that again.
*They stand up and Lulu opens the door. Then they walk in with Rikku
rubbing her nose, the second red spot on her face. Lulu's eyes are watering*
*Julia is watching them because of the nose they made from hitting
the door*
Julia: *Unsure* Uh, are you two okay?
Rikku: Yes, we're fine! *Responds angrily*
Lulu: Now Julia we need to talk to you.
Julia: *Calmly* So you know who I am?.......Why are you here?
Rikku: We'll ask the questions! Now first of all how could you betray
Spike? And don't you even go to shoot him later, like your planning, do you understand
me?! *Trying to look taller, only to be dwarfed be Julia's height*
Julia: What?! How did you know that?!
Lulu: Remember, we're asking the questions. Now answ........
(Cut off by Vicious)
Vicious: I think you ladies should answer her questions. *Steps out
of the shadows*
Rikku: Vicious!!! *Says in delight*
Lulu: Look Moomba, it's Vicious! *Pointing him out to Moomba*
Vicious: I have no time for childish games! *Draws his sword*
Rikku: *Helpfully* Oh don't worry, I don't think anyone followed us.
Lulu: *Elbowing Rikku* I don't think he cares. *Whispers*I think it's
us he wants to do away with.
Rikku: *Nodding, still not catching on* ohhhhh........oh! *Finally
getting it*
Lulu: I don't he's as glad to see us as we are to see him.
Rikku: *Not moving* I think your right.
Lulu: Get the candle.
*Slowly they back away as Vicious gets ready to swing at them with
his (cool) sword*
Rikku: *Frantically reaching in her pocket for the rosoku* Uh oh!
Lulu: *Afraid to even ask* What?
Rikku: *Afraid to answer* It's not in my pocket.
Lulu: Well check another pocket!
Rikku: *Searching* I can't find it!
Lulu: Hurry up!
Rikku: Don't rush me!
Lulu: Well it's not like we have a lot of time!!!
*Rikku looks up only to see Vicious coming towards them*
Rikku: Eek!!!
*They run to the other side of the room. Vicious casually walks
towards them*
Lulu: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Rikku: Argh! Stop it! Your making me to nervous!
Lulu: So what! I'm nervous too!
Rikku: Wait, I got it! *Holds the rosoku up triumphantly*
Lulu: What? *Spins around hitting the candle out of Rikku's hand with
her hair*
Rikku: Ahhh, Lulu!!!!
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: You just knocked the candle out of my hand!
Lulu: Well I didn't mean to! Don't yell at me!
Rikku: Your yelling at me!
Lulu: So are you!
Vicious: Wouldn't you two rather spend your last few moments alive
saying your good-bye's.
*He lunges at them. They both drop to the floor after the rosoku.
Lulu grabs it and throws it to Rikku, who misses it*
Lulu: Rikku!
Rikku: Sorry! Maybe I would have caught it if you had thrown it
better!
*Lulu rolls her eyes. Rikku reaches over and picks it up just as
Vicious cuts the top of the chair off just in front of her. She freezes, slowly looking up.
Vicious smiles*
Rikku: Ahhhh!
Lulu: Light it!
*Rikku scrambles back over to Lulu*
Lulu: Oh forget it, here! *Lights the candle, still in Rikku's hand,
with her magic*
*They look up and see Vicious standing over them with his sword ready
to swing*
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhhhh!
*Everything goes black just as the wind from Vicious' sword could be
felt on Rikku and Lulu's necks. They squeeze their eyes closed, tightly*
***********************************************
Ryu: Man, what a place to stop!
Tsuki: I know! Why did you do that?
Ryu: What?! I didn't. So not only am I a thief according to you but
now your accusing me for the story stopping there. Shesh, I thought you were my sister!
Tsuki: I am, but it's a tragedy that I can't pretend isn't true. *Sighs and looks down sadly*
Ryu: Why you! *Dives at Tsuki*
Tsuki: Hey watch it! What if Harry was watching?
Ryu: *Freezes* What? Harry?
Tsuki: Someone's got a weird obsession.
Ryu: *Oblivious to her comment* Where's Harry?
Tsuki: *Bluntly* Dead.
*Ryu sniffles*
Tsuki: Enough about Harry we're suppose to be writing about the story!
Ryu: *Blows her nose* Right.
Tsuki: Well guess we'll see you later.
Ryu: Yes, we better see you readers later.
Tsuki: Ryu was that a threat? You can't threaten them!
Ryu: No. *Innocently smiles*
Ryu: *Aside* Shh, don't tell Tsuki, but if you want her pocky and
cream savers you'll find them left in a bag in trash can in........OW!!
*Tsuki laughs*
Ryu: You didn't have to hit me so hard!
Tsuki & Ryu: See ya later!
Ryu: Yeah, if I can make it that long with this big lump on my head!
Tsuki: Stop being such a baby. Oh, and our loyal fans don't fear
chapter 3 won't take to long to get done so stay tuned!!!!!!
Ryu: Oh, so now who's trying to be the reviewer, hmm?
Tsuki: Oh, be quiet!
Ryu: What if I don't want to?
Tsuki: I didn't ask!
*Start arguing as usual. Feel the sisterly love*
Nasu: Once again my sisters seem to be having trouble telling the
disclaimer so I guess I'll
have to do it again. Oh, yeah. I am moving up in this story. Soon I'll
be taking over it! Ha ha
ha!.........
*Ryu and Tsuki stopped fighting and are looking evilly at Nasu*
Nasu: *Coughs* Right, well any ways.....
Disclaimer: Nasu: My sisters do not own any products made or
distributed my any anime
companies or related companies. They are innocent!
Warning: Nasu: Oh, and my baka sisters put some spoilers in here,
too. Sorry I take no
responsibility for their actions. Oh, but please do feel free to read
their chapter 2 it's
terrific!
*********************************************
(...) extra notes, scene info, ect....
*.....* actions
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter two: (Cowboy Bebop)
*The lights flash back on. Rikku and Lulu look around them in shock*
Rikku: Please tell me we're not really sitting in a bathroom on a
toilet! *Moans*
Lulu: I wish I could. You know where ever we are it's your fault.
Rikku: What are you talking about? You told me to light the candle!
Lulu: Yeah, but.....
*The bathroom door swings open with a loud thud. Spike, Faye, and Jet
off the Cowboy
Bebop stand in the bathroom doorway with their guns drawn and
pointing at the girl*
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhhhhhhh! *They hug each other*
Faye: Oh, shut up! *She looks at them a moment then turns to look at
Spike and Jet*
Rikku & Lulu: *Silent for a moment* Ahhhhhhhhh!
*Faye shoots her gun in the air. The sisters start quivering in fear.
Rikku opens her mouth to scream*
Faye: *Putting her finger to her lips* No, no girls.
*They are quiet for a moment*
Spike: How did.......
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhh!
*Stops*
Spike: *Continuing on* You......
Rikku: Ahhhhh! *She elbows Lulu to join in*
Lulu & Rikku: Ahhhhh! *Continue to yell for a while but then are
overcome by a fit of coughing*
Lulu: Do you have a cough drop by any chance? *Asking the trio*
Rikku: *Clears her throat* Please!
Lulu: Oh, please!
*Silence*
Spike: No.
Rikku: Oh......Well can we at least come out of here? My foots in the
toilet.
Jet: *Slightly laughing* Come on.
*They leave the bathroom and Lulu has toilet paper stuck in her hair.
Rikku, slyly removes
it from her hair and uses it to wipe off her foot*
*Tosses the wet toilet paper behind her, and begins humming. Suddenly
Spike slaps one hand-cuff on Lulu's wrist and the other one on Rikku's wrist*
Rikku: Uh, can't I have my own pair. I can't go to the bathroom with
her attached to me? I'm kind of shy.
Spike: You have to go to the bathroom? *Looks at her with a funny
expression*
Rikku: Well, no but what if I did?
*Spike sighs and nod's his head. He unhand-cuffs Rikku and Lulu, then
Ein steals Lulu's Moomba doll*
Rikku: Dunt dun du da! I'll save it!
*Rikku runs for the doll but Faye trips her*
Rikku: ooooh! *She hits her head and starts seeing stars before she
passes out*
(Five minutes later)
Ed: ooooh, squishy! he he he.
(Rikku wakes up on the couch with Ed poking her)
Rikku: Hey watch it, I'm not dead!
*Ed stops*
Rikku: Hey where's my sister?!
*Ed makes a puzzled face*
Rikku: Lulu!
Ed: Oh! *Smiles*
*Ed points to right behind the couch*
Lulu: You can't see me? What are you now, blind? Shesh!
Rikku: Oh....he he. *Clears her throat in embarrassment* Um......what
happened?
Lulu: Hmmm. *She puts her finger on her chin* Well....you were
heroically chasing after my Moomba when five vicious men knocked you to the ground and you
yelled.... *Pauses to think* "I'm going to get you, be afraid be very afraid!" And they
got really scared and disappeared.
Rikku: Really, wow!.....Hey wait, I don't remember that!
Lulu: It's because as they were disappearing one of them cowardly
kicked you in the head and you were rendered unconscious!
Rikku: Wow, I'm strong! *Her eyes are wide in amazement at her own
strength*
Lulu: Yeah, your my hero. You saved my Moomba and everything!
Rikku: *Smiling evilly* Well then if I'm your hero then go get me
something to drink!
Lulu: You may be my hero but I am not your little slave girl!
Rikku: *Timidly* Please.
Lulu: No, your a big girl get it yourself!
*The two begin loudly arguing*
Faye: What are you guys, like three years old?
Jet: *Lightly laughing* They're almost as bad as Spike and Faye.
Faye: *Eyes Jet evilly* It wouldn't be to hard for me to pull my gun
out right now!
*Faye and Jet then begin arguing, and at the same time Lulu starts
chasing Rikku around
shooting fire at her*
Rikku: Hey, why didn't you use that when we were really cold on the
Mountain in Outlaw
Star, hmmm?!
Lulu: I don't know. I guess I just didn't feel like it.
Spike: *Shoots a blank in the air in annoyance. His eye is twitching*
Shut up, all of you!
(There's complete silence, even Ed stopped talking to herself!)
*Not being able to resist the free shot at Rikku, Lulu sneakily
shoots a fire ball at her foot*
Rikku: Hey that was a cheap shot! Didn't you hear him, he said stop
it?! *Jumping around, patting fire out on her shoe lace*
Lulu: No he said shut up. *Stresses the exact words*
Rikku: Same thing!
Spike: Both of you stop it and shut up! *sighs, rubbing his temple*
Lulu: Oh, right sorry. *Blushes*
Rikku: Okay, but she started it!
Lulu: No, you did!
*There arguing fires back up*
(Five minutes later. They are sitting in the bathroom again, hand-
cuffed)
Rikku: You know this is all your fault. *Glaring Lulu*
Lulu: How is it my fault? You started it.
Rikku: I did not!
Lulu: You did to!
*Ed hits the door with her hand*
Ed: Silence aliens!
Faye: Don't they ever stop. *Sighs*
Rikku: We'll stop when we want to stop, okay?
(Another five minutes later)
Spike: There, that should do. *Says proudly as he finishes putting
duct tape on their mouths*
Jet: That should do it, but I'm not sure if it will for those two.
Faye: Yeah Spike, don't be so sure.
(They leave the door open)
Ed: Ed will guard the space aliens! *Saluting and begins marching
back and forth in front of the bathroom*
(Some time passes by and the psycho sisters fall asleep)
*The sisters are woken up be Spike unhand-cuffing them*
Rikku & Lulu: Ow! *Ed, excitedly rips the tape off of their mouths*
Rikku: Huh?
Lulu: Hey, we're free!
Spike: Don't get to excited. I just want to find out how you got here.
Rikku: *Sounding disappointed* Oh.
(The sisters go and sit down on the couch)
*Rikku starts humming the nursery rhyme London Bridge is falling down*
*Lulu starts tapping her fingers on the table*
Spike: Stop it! Can't you two just be quiet?! *Frustrated he pulls
out his gun*
*Rikku squeals*
Lulu: *Whispers* Sorry.
(There's a long silence)
Lulu: Someone better say something before she starts humming again!
Spike: So....How did you two get here, on the ship?! *Leans forward*
Rikku: My candle! *holds it up* At least I'm pretty sure it's the
candle. I think it's possessed. Every time I light it we......
Spike: Stop! Just stop.
Rikku: *Whispers* Sorry. *Looks down*
*Spike looks over to Lulu hoping she is the sane one*
Lulu: Moomba how do you think we'll get out to this one? *She's busy
playing with Moomba, who is "talking" to her*
*Spike hits his forehead and sighs*
Rikku: So is Vicious around? *Asks casually*
Lulu: *Looks up from Moomba* What?.....Where? *Excited*
Spike: What do you know about Vicious?! *He jumps up into Rikku face*
Rikku Eek! Nothing, I know nothing!
Spike: One more time, what do you know about Vicious?!
Lulu: Oh, well you see Julia....
Spike: What?! Where's Julia?! How do you know about her?!
*Lulu sinks into the couch*
Rikku: *Whispers to Lulu* It's okay sister I got your back this
time.....Ummm. *Looks around, thinking then smiles widely* Faye loves you!
Spike: *Turns to me somewhat surprised* What.....what does that have
to do with anything? *Getting very angry* Any ways where did that come from?!
Rikku: *Shrugs* I don't know.
Faye: *Edging towards the back of the room* I've got some business to
do. I'll be back later. *Inches away, out of the room red in the face*
Spike: *Looks over towards Faye* Huh?
Ed: Faye Faye loves Spike person! *Starts dancing around, singing*
*Jet laughs*
Spike: Shut up Ed!
( Ed runs out of the room still dancing and singing)
*Spike closes his eyes and sighs as Jet leaves the room laughing*
( It's silent for a while)
Spike: Okay, now where is Vicious?!
Rikku: Ha! I asked you first! And that's exactly what I wanted to
know.
Spike: Enough with the stupidity! Can't you two act serious ?!
Jet: *Walking up to Spike* We've just docked on Earth, and just so
you know Faye's already left.
Spike: Right. *Turns to the girls* Come on.
Lulu: Where are we going?
Rikku: *Excitedly* Is it a field trip?
Spike: *Shakes his head in annoyance* We going outside, onto Earth.
(Jet, Spike, Lulu, and Rikku all walk off the ship)
Rikku: I forgot how horrible Earth looks here?
Lulu: Yeah, me too.
Spike: So now you decide to talk seriously?
Ed: Edward not serious Spike person! *She grabs Spikes arm, hanging
off it*
Rikku: Where'd you come from?
Ed: Edward not sure.
Spike: *Annoyed* Let go!
*He tries to shake her off and finally she lets go and starts walking
lie she's dizzy*
Lulu: Why are we here, Rikku?
Rikku: How am I suppose to know? *Sarcastically* Ask your Moomba, it
seems to be so intelligent.
Lulu: Okay! *She begins asking it*
Spike: We're looking for someone.
Rikku: Huh?
Spike: She *Pointing to Lulu* asked why we're here.
Rikku: oh.
Lulu: *Enthusiastically, not thinking* It's for Vicious and Julia,
right?!
Spike: What?! *Swings around at her, gun drawn*
Lulu: *Frightened* Eek!.....That's who your looking for....isn't it?
*Spike puts his gun away*
Spike: *Sighs* That's not your concern. Let's make a rule.....
Ed: *Interrupts* Ed doesn't like rules, Ed has no rules! He he he!
Spike: Argh! Ed go bug someone else!
Ed: Jet! Ha ha ha! *Yells excitedly*
(She skips away to Jet who is now looking depressed at his, sudden
company)
Rikku: *Helpfully* What was the rule?
*Lulu elbows her*
Rikku: Ow!
Lulu: Shh! *Clenched teeth* Don't remind him Rikku!
Rikku: Oh right, sorry.
Spike: To late. Neither of you are allowed to say the names Vicious
or Julia!
(He walks ahead of the duo)
Rikku: Hey Lulu? *Whispering as they, slowly follow*
Lulu: What?
Rikku: I think we should make a break and go find Vicious on our own.
Lulu: Yeah, and have a little talk with Julia.
Lulu & Rikku: *Inwardly* He he he!
Rikku: Okay on three we run.
Rikku & Lulu: *Whispering* Ichi.....ni....... *Yells* SAN!
(They make a break for it, running their fastest)
Ed: Uhhhhh! Spike person? *Tugging at Spikes jacket*
Spike: *Annoyed* What?!
Ed: Space alien's are leaving.
Spike: What! *Turns around only to see the duo running away* Argh!
Hey, What do you think you guys are doing?! Come back! You still have to tell me what
you know!
*They stop and look back behind them at Spike*
Rikku: *Casually* I think we made him mad.
Lulu: Yeah, I think so too.
Spike: You stay here! *Yells at Ed as he draws his gun and starts
running after the girls*
*The psycho sisters look at each other*
Rikku: Eek!
Lulu: Ahh!
Rikku: Run!!!!!!
*They start running again*
Spike: Stop!
Rikku: No way! *Yells back at him*
Lulu: We're not that stupid! *Add's*
(Rikku was still looking back at Spike as they we're running. She
looked back in front of herself just in time to catch a glimpse of the pole of the street
light before running into it and falling backwards.....Not stupid, huh?)
Rikku: Ow!!!
Lulu: Rikku pay attention! Come on! *Grabs Rikku's arm and somewhat
drags her up*
(They run into an alley way. Rikku's rubbing the big red mark on her
forehead)
Rikku: *Out of breath* Maybe he didn't see us.
Lulu: How could he miss you? Running into the pole like that! *Under
her breath* Cluts.
Rikku: Hey, I heard you! You don't have to be so mean. You could have
told me it was there!
Lulu: *Sounding confident at her logic* If I told you then you may
never learn to watch where your going.
*Rikku looks down the alley in disgust*
Rikku: Hey, look there's Julia! *Whispers happily*
*Lulu turns around*
(In a window down the alley the side of Julia's face can be seen in
the dim light)
Lulu: *Grinning* I think that we should go talk to her.
*Rikku nods with a smirk on her face. They walk to the door, then
stop*
Rikku: I think we should both run in there, and corner her so we
can "talk" to her.
Lulu: *Smiling* Okay, Let's go!
*They both run into the closed glass door, not thinking*
Rikku & Lulu: Ow!!!!
*They slide down the door*
Lulu: Let's try that again.
*They stand up and Lulu opens the door. Then they walk in with Rikku
rubbing her nose, the second red spot on her face. Lulu's eyes are watering*
*Julia is watching them because of the nose they made from hitting
the door*
Julia: *Unsure* Uh, are you two okay?
Rikku: Yes, we're fine! *Responds angrily*
Lulu: Now Julia we need to talk to you.
Julia: *Calmly* So you know who I am?.......Why are you here?
Rikku: We'll ask the questions! Now first of all how could you betray
Spike? And don't you even go to shoot him later, like your planning, do you understand
me?! *Trying to look taller, only to be dwarfed be Julia's height*
Julia: What?! How did you know that?!
Lulu: Remember, we're asking the questions. Now answ........
(Cut off by Vicious)
Vicious: I think you ladies should answer her questions. *Steps out
of the shadows*
Rikku: Vicious!!! *Says in delight*
Lulu: Look Moomba, it's Vicious! *Pointing him out to Moomba*
Vicious: I have no time for childish games! *Draws his sword*
Rikku: *Helpfully* Oh don't worry, I don't think anyone followed us.
Lulu: *Elbowing Rikku* I don't think he cares. *Whispers*I think it's
us he wants to do away with.
Rikku: *Nodding, still not catching on* ohhhhh........oh! *Finally
getting it*
Lulu: I don't he's as glad to see us as we are to see him.
Rikku: *Not moving* I think your right.
Lulu: Get the candle.
*Slowly they back away as Vicious gets ready to swing at them with
his (cool) sword*
Rikku: *Frantically reaching in her pocket for the rosoku* Uh oh!
Lulu: *Afraid to even ask* What?
Rikku: *Afraid to answer* It's not in my pocket.
Lulu: Well check another pocket!
Rikku: *Searching* I can't find it!
Lulu: Hurry up!
Rikku: Don't rush me!
Lulu: Well it's not like we have a lot of time!!!
*Rikku looks up only to see Vicious coming towards them*
Rikku: Eek!!!
*They run to the other side of the room. Vicious casually walks
towards them*
Lulu: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Rikku: Argh! Stop it! Your making me to nervous!
Lulu: So what! I'm nervous too!
Rikku: Wait, I got it! *Holds the rosoku up triumphantly*
Lulu: What? *Spins around hitting the candle out of Rikku's hand with
her hair*
Rikku: Ahhh, Lulu!!!!
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: You just knocked the candle out of my hand!
Lulu: Well I didn't mean to! Don't yell at me!
Rikku: Your yelling at me!
Lulu: So are you!
Vicious: Wouldn't you two rather spend your last few moments alive
saying your good-bye's.
*He lunges at them. They both drop to the floor after the rosoku.
Lulu grabs it and throws it to Rikku, who misses it*
Lulu: Rikku!
Rikku: Sorry! Maybe I would have caught it if you had thrown it
better!
*Lulu rolls her eyes. Rikku reaches over and picks it up just as
Vicious cuts the top of the chair off just in front of her. She freezes, slowly looking up.
Vicious smiles*
Rikku: Ahhhh!
Lulu: Light it!
*Rikku scrambles back over to Lulu*
Lulu: Oh forget it, here! *Lights the candle, still in Rikku's hand,
with her magic*
*They look up and see Vicious standing over them with his sword ready
to swing*
Rikku & Lulu: Ahhhhh!
*Everything goes black just as the wind from Vicious' sword could be
felt on Rikku and Lulu's necks. They squeeze their eyes closed, tightly*
***********************************************
Ryu: Man, what a place to stop!
Tsuki: I know! Why did you do that?
Ryu: What?! I didn't. So not only am I a thief according to you but
now your accusing me for the story stopping there. Shesh, I thought you were my sister!
Tsuki: I am, but it's a tragedy that I can't pretend isn't true. *Sighs and looks down sadly*
Ryu: Why you! *Dives at Tsuki*
Tsuki: Hey watch it! What if Harry was watching?
Ryu: *Freezes* What? Harry?
Tsuki: Someone's got a weird obsession.
Ryu: *Oblivious to her comment* Where's Harry?
Tsuki: *Bluntly* Dead.
*Ryu sniffles*
Tsuki: Enough about Harry we're suppose to be writing about the story!
Ryu: *Blows her nose* Right.
Tsuki: Well guess we'll see you later.
Ryu: Yes, we better see you readers later.
Tsuki: Ryu was that a threat? You can't threaten them!
Ryu: No. *Innocently smiles*
Ryu: *Aside* Shh, don't tell Tsuki, but if you want her pocky and
cream savers you'll find them left in a bag in trash can in........OW!!
*Tsuki laughs*
Ryu: You didn't have to hit me so hard!
Tsuki & Ryu: See ya later!
Ryu: Yeah, if I can make it that long with this big lump on my head!
Tsuki: Stop being such a baby. Oh, and our loyal fans don't fear
chapter 3 won't take to long to get done so stay tuned!!!!!!