Tsuki: Heh heh, I told you we would finish this chapter over the weekend.
Ryu: I don't think Monday is considered the weekend...
Tsuki: We didn't have school, so I say it counts as the weekend.
Ryu: Whatever you say Sis...
Tsuki: Hee hee, I got an issue of Shonen Jump, and I'm getting a subscription too!
Ryu: Me too! I got to read it when we we're supposed to be working on the story, but Sister was playing video games...
Tsuki: I asked if there was anything else you would rather be doing, but you we're happy, and I had to beat the Hades Cup in Kingdom Hearts under expert difficulty...
Ryu: Excuses, excuses...
Tsuki: You're mean tonight...
Ryu: You're mean this chapter...
Tsuki: So! Anyways in regards to the question from Qui-ti, we don't plan on putting up a G-Gundam chapter, because neither of us have seen it.
Ryu: Sorry! But we will be having a Gundam chapter.
Tsuki: But we're mean, so we won't tell you which.
Ryu: Yeah, you'll just have to wait. Oh, hope the name change didn't throw you guys off...
Tsuki: Yeah, after the story got deleted, we would have had to wait to repost...
Ryu: We didn't wait to wait long having no story up, or have you guys wait wondering what happened to us, so we now will be using either tsuki-kaji, or Tsuki and Ryu to post.
Tsuki: Because we keep getting kicked off...
Ryu: Then we'll just have to switch back and forth...oh well.
Tsuki: This intro has too much rambling already, so we bring you Yu-Gi-Oh!
Nasu: *imitating the movie Hook* Yu-Gi-Ohhhhhh! Hey! Hohhhhhhh! Sorry, I couldn't help myself sisters...
*Tsuki and Ryu sigh*
Ryu: Ummm, well I guess it's time for the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Tsuki: We do not own Final Fantasy X, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Hook. We do not own any other thing that doesn't look like it belongs to us!
Ryu: Huh?
Tsuki: Uh, I mean if it sounds famous, odds are we don't own it.
*...* Actions, etc.
(...) scene descriptions, if needed
Ryu: I don't think there are any spoilers here, are there?
Tsuki: *quickly reading the written script* Argh, the pages are put of order, we really should number these...
Ryu: *smiles sheepishly* Sorry...
Tsuki: Okay, umm, it doesn't look like there are any spoilers.
Ryu: But Tea bashing is very prominent. Both physically, and verbally. However, it's mostly done by Tsuki...
Tsuki: Ha ha! It's my finest hour! *jumps up and clicks her heels in the air, but she can't get her feet down in time causing her to fall and hit her head on the computer monitor*
Ryu: Uh, Sister? *pokes her with a stick* Well, I think she may be out for a while (R/N Man, that was a long intro...) so...
Ryu: Ryu and Tsuki proudly present...
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter Three: Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Lulu and Rikku: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continuing to scream from the last chapter*
*light flashes*
Rikku: *opens one eye caustiously*
*the two are outside, lying on a sidewalk in the early afternoon sun*
Rikku: *opens both of her eyes, then covers Lulu's mouth* Shhh! Look, we're alive.
Lulu: Huh? *stops yelling, and opens her eyes*
Lulu and Rikku: *sit up*
Lulu: Well, that's good, but where are we?
Rikku: I don't really know, but it's not home, that's for sure.
Lulu: So, I wonder what place we are now...
Tea: *in a kind voice* Oh! Are you guys okay?
Rikku and Lulu: Huh? *they look behind them to see Tea standing there smiling down at them*
Lulu: *whining* Ohhhh! Not you!
Rikku: *elbows Lulu* Stop being rude.
Tea: *repeating her question and annoying the crap out of Lulu at the same time* Are you guys okay? Hey, you two aren't from around here are you? *still smiling*
Rikku: *whispers to Lulu* I wonder what gave her that idea... *motion's toward their clothing*
Joey: Hey, Tea! What's taking you so long?
Tea: Oh, sorry.
Yugi: Hey, who are they, Tea?
Tea: Oh, well uh...
Rikku: I'm Rikku and *points to Lulu* this is Lulu.
Lulu: *rolling her eyes* Hi...
Tea: Right, I was just talking to Lulu and Rikku, my new friends!
Lulu: *glares* I!...
Rikku: Shh! Be nice!
Lulu: Hey, if you got to slap Melfina, then I get to be mean to Tea!
Rikku: No, Melfina deserved it! At least wait until she starts one of her speeches!
Lulu: Hmph, that shouldn't take long...
*Yugi, Joey, and Tristan run over and stand next to Tea*
Tristan: Hi, I'm Tristan
Joey: Hey, I saw 'em first! *pushes Tristan* I'm Joey.
Yugi: You guys...You're friends, stop it. *turns to Rikku and Lulu* My name's Yugi. *reaches out to shake their hands*
Lulu: *sweetly* Ahhh, he's so cute!
Yugi: *blushes*
Rikku: You're not going to start pinching his cheeks now, are you? *puts her hand on her hip*
Lulu: Well, not anymore, he heard you! It's no fun now! Gosh, you spoil everything!
Rikku: I do not!
Lulu and Rikku: *growl at each other*
Tea: Hey, you guys are friends too, right? You shouldn't fight. You need friends to help you through the hard times. Friends are the most impor--
Lulu: *slaps her*
Tea: Owwww!!!!!
Rikku: Lulu!
Lulu: What? She started a speech!
Tea: *rubbing her cheek* What was that for?
Joey and Tristan: *stifling their laughter*
Yugi: *concerned* Are you okay, Tea?
Rikku: Oh, right, I forgot. Yugi likes Tea...
Joey: Yug, why didn't you tell us, you dog?!
Tristan: Yeah, why not?
Yugi: *blushing wildly* But...it's...not true...
Tea: What?
Yugi: Nothing...
Tea: *quickly forgetting about the slap* So...where do you guys live?
Rikku: Uh, we're not quite sure about how to answer that... *aside to Lulu* Uh, do we say Spira, or where we're from? *looks over at Lulu to see her "talking" to her Moomba instead of listening*
Lulu: *to her Moomba* Wasn't that so cool when I slapped Tea? I have been happier in my whole life...
Rikku: Stop that! *hits her Moomba away* You're making us look crazy...Ugh, you're acting like Rebecca...
Lulu: Ahhhh! *quickly puts her Moomba away*
Yugi: Oh, you guys know Rebecca?
Rikku: No! So, anyways...
Lulu: Any good duels lately?
Joey: *his stomach growls* Man am I starving!
Tristan: Yeah, I could go for a bite to eat right about now.
Tea: Hey, would you guys like to go to lunch with us?
Lulu: Yeah, but only if you don't speak!
Tea: Umm...oh, you guys are funny!
Lulu and Rikku: *sweatdrop*
Yugi: Right, let's go.
*everyone walks over to a fast food place, and order a bunch of stuff*
Tristan: Wow, you guys must really be hungry...
Rikku: Yeah, we haven't eaten for like...a really long time.
Lulu: A REALLY long time!
*the food arrives*
Lulu: *tries to feed her Moomba*
Rikku: Stop doing that! *she hits the doll away, hitting Tea and causing her to spill her milkshake on her*
Everyone: *freezes*
Rikku, Lulu, Joey, and Tristan: Haha hah hah hah!!
Yugi: You guys shouldn't at other's misfortunes.
Tea: Thanks, Yugi.
Joey: Hey, you really do like Tea, don't you?
Yugi: *blushes again* No, I already told you I don't! ...Please excuse me, I need to go, uh, talk to Yami, or something...
Rikku and Lulu: *gasp* YAMI!!!!!
Everyone else: *jumps*
Tristan: Man, someone's crazy...
Rikku: Can we talk to Yami?! Please, please, please!!!
Lulu: Bring him out now, now, now!!! Uh, oh yeah, Pleeeeeease!
Yugi: What? What's wrong? Why do you need to talk to Yami?
Joey: Better yet, how do they know about Yami? *eyes us suspiciously*
Rikku: We're special!
Tristan: Hey, Yugi, they're after your puzzle!
Yugi: *gasps* What?
Rikku: No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!
Lulu: Yeah, we don't want your puzzle, my Moomba does! *pulls out her Moomba*
Rikku: No it doesn't! *slaps down Lulu's hand that holds her Moomba* Didn't I tell you to stop doing that?!
Joey: Ummm...so if don't want the puzzle, then what do you guys want?
Rikku and Lulu: Heh heh heh heh!
Lulu: Well...Seto, for one...
Joey: Hey, what do you want with that jerk?!
Tea: Yeah, Kaiba's--
Lulu: Hey! How would you like it if everyone called you by your last name all the time, Gardner?! And he's not a jerk, he's just misunderstood!
Rikku: Yeah, what she said!
Tea: *unsure* Uh, okay...
Rikku: Oh yeah! We also want Bakura, because he's really cool, and Mokuba, because he's a cutie, Yami, 'cause he's cool too, and Yugi, because you're so cute, too!
Yugi: *blushes once more*
Tristan and Joey: Hey, what about us?
Tristan: You don't want us?
Rikku: Well, I guess you could come if you want.
Lulu: But there's nothing for you to do...
Joey: Alright! They want us!
Tristan: I knew it was us they wanted all along!
Tea: Joey, Tristan, contain yourselves!
Joey and Tristan: Sorry...
*silence*
Joey: Hey, look! The last fry, and it's all mine! Heh heh heh... *reaches for it*
Lulu: Think again...*she whispers and points at Joey's head*
Rikku: Lulu!
Lulu: What?
Rikku: Argh! Joey, your hair is on fire...
Joey: What? Ahhhhhhh! *panicing* Put it out! Put it out!
Tea: Here, Joey! *pours Yugi's soda on Joey's head*
Yugi: Hey, I was going to drink that, ya know. Oh well, are you okay Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I'm fine now.
Lulu: Here, Yugi, you can have my soda, since you're so cute. *starts to hand it to the blushing Yugi*
Yugi: No, thanks...It's alright.
Lulu: Okay, if you say so...
Joey: Hey, where'd the last fry go?
Lulu: *shrugs* I dunno...
Joey: You took it, didn't you?! *points accusingly at her*
Lulu: No! I would never do anything like that...
Joey: You did to! You've got ketchup on your mouth!
Lulu: *licks her lips* No I don't, it was only a figment of your imagination!
*Bakura walks in*
Bakura: Hey, guys!
Rikku: BAKURA!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *jumps in surprise*
Yugi: Oh, hey Bakura!
Tristan: What are you up to, man?
Bakura: *smiles* Oh, nothing. I just saw you guys in here, and thought I'd say "hi."
Joey: Oh, hey sit with us.
Rikku: Yeah, please!!!
Bakura: *eyes Rikku and Lulu suspiciously* No, I really shouldn't.
Rikku: Oh, come on!
Tea: Yeah, come on Bakura.
Bakura: Well, I guess I can for a moment...
Rikku: Here, you can sit by me. *scoots over, pushing Lulu into Tea, who then gets squished against the wall*
Tea: *painfully* Ow...hey, Bakura...
Bakura: *does not hear her* Thanks, I will. *sits down and then looks at Yugi questionably*
Yugi: *smiles* Oh, Bakura, these are our new friends. *points to the two* That's Lulu, and that's Rikku.
Bakura: Oh, hi. Nice to meet you two.
Lulu: *causually* Like wise...
Rikku: *smiling like an idiot* It's so nice to meet you, too!
Bakura and Yugi: *start talking*
Rikku: *stares intently at Bakura, as if waiting for something*
Bakura: *noticing her gaze* What? Do I have something on my face?
Rikku: No...*smiling* Ummm...*whispering* Could you bring out your yami, please?
Bakura: *unease apparent in his voice* What?
Rikku: Please, I promise to be good!
Bakura: Ummm, well I should be going, Yugi.
Rikku: *sadly* Oh...
Yugi: Oh, okay. Bye, Bakura!
Joey and Tristan: Bye!
Tea: See you at school tomorrow.
Bakura: *stops* Oh, hi, Tea, I didn't see you there. *smiles then leaves*
*silence*
Tea: Can you scoot over now, please?!
Lulu: No...
Rikku: Lulu, be nice...
Lulu: Fine... *scoots over and turns her head sharply, causing her hair to hit Tea*
*silence*
Rikku: *starts humming*
Lulu: *looking out the window* Hey look! *elbows Rikku*
Rikku: What?
Lulu: It's Mokuba!
Lulu and Rikku: *look at each other* Follow that Kaiba!!!! *jump up*
Tea: Oh, well bye.
Lulu and Rikku: *stop and look back at her*
Rikku: Yeah, whatever, bye.
*the Yu-Gi-Oh! group starts talking to each other
Rikku: and Lulu: *turn to leave, but are stopped by the sound of Joey and Tristan*
Joey: Hey, I thought you guys were going to take us with you.
Tristan: Yeah, we'll be real good, we promise. Please!
Rikku and Lulu: *stand there a moment*
Rikku: Well, okay, but only if you can find possessed rosoku that will take you somewhere else.
Tristan: Ouch, rejection...
Joey: You could have just said no...
Lulu: No, bad dog, stay! (R/N *hits Tsuki* You weren't supposed to write that! Tsuki: *smiles* Ryu: I thought you said Joey was alright. Tsuki: Yeah, but that was just too good to resist)
Joey: *eyes bug out* WHAT?!!!
Rikku: That wasn't very nice.
Lulu: Yeah, I know. *runs out the door*
Tristan: *restrains Joey as he tries to run after her*
Rikku: Sorry, she didn't mean it, really. *runs out the door*
Lulu: There's Mokuba! Let's go before we lose him!
Rikku: Right!
Lulu and Rikku: *creep along the shadows after him, following all the way to the Kaiba's mansion*
Rikku: How are we going to get in?
Lulu: There's a conveniently open window there on the second floor. Get on my shoulders, I'll give you a boost.
Rikku: Yeah, like that's going to work. *looks around for another way to get in the window* Hey, look!
Lulu: What?
Rikku: We could climb that tree and get in through the window that way.
Lulu: HELLO! I am in a fricken dress!
Rikku: Do you want to see Seto, or not.
Lulu: *grumbles*
(5 minutes later)
Rikku and Lulu: *on a branch right outside the window*
Rikku: Okay, lets go in.
*the branch starts to break*
Lulu and Rikku: Ahhhh!!!
Rikku: Jump!
Rikku and Lulu: *both jump through the window, landing on a couch, knocking it over, they sit up dazed*
Rikku: *looks over at Lulu and starts laughing* Ha ha! You've got leaves in your hair!
Lulu: So do you!
Rikku: *stops laughing* Oh...
Mokuba: Hey, what are you guys doing in here?!
Lulu and Rikku: *look over at him*
Lulu: Ummm...
Rikku: *trying to smile* Just dropping by...
Seto: What's going on in here, Mokuba?
Mokuba: I don't know, big brother, they just fell through the window.
Seto: *looks at us* I hope you have a good reason for trespassing, because it's a crime.
Rikku: Well, see...you're the good reason.
Seto: What?
Lulu: *her eyes have gone starry* Yeah! We came just to see you!
Seto: *looks at us surprised*
Rikku and Lulu: *smile coyly*
Seto: *smiles wickedly* Get them out of here!
*some of his guards walk in the room*
Rikku: Whoa, whoa, wait a second!
Lulu: We just got here!
Mokuba: *looks at Seto, then back at us* Shouldn't we at least find out who they are?
Seto: Fine, what are your names?!
Lulu: I'm Lulu!
Rikku: And I'm Rikku!
Seto: Good, now get them out of here!
Lulu: Wait *pleadingly* Maybe we got off on the wrong foot!
Seto: No.
*the guards grab us*
Rikku: Hey, I'd let go if I were you, I'm warning you, I bite!
Lulu: She does, seriously. And you better watch it or I'll barbecue you with my magic...
Seto: Enough, I told you to get them out!
*the guards drag them out as Lulu shoots fire at them, and Rikku tries to bite them*
Lulu: No! I won't go yet, not yet! Not without my Seto!
Rikku: Seto, we're not crazy, really, please!
*the guards drag them outside the room, and Seto slams the door*
Rikku: I won't go, not yet! Argh! *bites the hand of one of the guards, causing him to let her go*
Lulu: *shoots ice at her guard, causing enough of a distraction to run back into the room*
Seto: Huh? *turns as the door swings open* What are you two doing back?!
Lulu: We won't leave! Not without a hug, at least!
Rikku: Yeah, at least! PLEASE!!!!
Seto: *looks at them confused* What?
Mokuba: Big brother, they're kind of scary...
*the guards run back into the room, guns drawn*
Rikku: Um...right, looks like it's candle time! *grabs the candle and her dwindling number of matches*
Lulu: We'll be back for that hug!
Rikku: Yeah, you better believe it! *lights the candle*
(lights flicker)
Everyone: *stands shocked, looking at the space where the two once stood*
Guard #1: Where'd they go?!
Guard#2: I don't know, come on *they run out the door*
Mokuba: Whoa, that was weird.
Seto: Yeah, it was...
Mokuba: Big brother, maybe this is one of those weird dreams, and we'll wake up any moment.
Seto: I don't think so, Mokuba...
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Tsuki: Ha ha! I finally got it all typed up, it took longer than I expected...
Ryu: It took you four days to type this!
Tsuki: Hey, I've been really busy, even now after I've finishes it's 12:33 am.
Ryu: Well, at least it's Friday, and you don't have to worry about getting up at 7 in the morning...
Tsuki: Ah, the weekends...
Ryu: Oh, we're sorry if we offended any Tea lovers out there...
Tsuki: I personally can barely stand her, not that you couldn't tell from the story...
Ryu: Oh, well, it's late and there's not much more to say, really...
Tsuki: Umm, keep an eye out for chapter four, although we're not quite sure when we can get it up.
Ryu: Or even write it...
Tsuki: Well I'm sure you're tired of hearing from us, so we would like to hear from you!
Ryu: So click that little button, and send a review! Wow, that rhymed a little...
Tsuki: Anyways...
Ryu and Tsuki: See ya next time, folks!!!
Ryu: I don't think Monday is considered the weekend...
Tsuki: We didn't have school, so I say it counts as the weekend.
Ryu: Whatever you say Sis...
Tsuki: Hee hee, I got an issue of Shonen Jump, and I'm getting a subscription too!
Ryu: Me too! I got to read it when we we're supposed to be working on the story, but Sister was playing video games...
Tsuki: I asked if there was anything else you would rather be doing, but you we're happy, and I had to beat the Hades Cup in Kingdom Hearts under expert difficulty...
Ryu: Excuses, excuses...
Tsuki: You're mean tonight...
Ryu: You're mean this chapter...
Tsuki: So! Anyways in regards to the question from Qui-ti, we don't plan on putting up a G-Gundam chapter, because neither of us have seen it.
Ryu: Sorry! But we will be having a Gundam chapter.
Tsuki: But we're mean, so we won't tell you which.
Ryu: Yeah, you'll just have to wait. Oh, hope the name change didn't throw you guys off...
Tsuki: Yeah, after the story got deleted, we would have had to wait to repost...
Ryu: We didn't wait to wait long having no story up, or have you guys wait wondering what happened to us, so we now will be using either tsuki-kaji, or Tsuki and Ryu to post.
Tsuki: Because we keep getting kicked off...
Ryu: Then we'll just have to switch back and forth...oh well.
Tsuki: This intro has too much rambling already, so we bring you Yu-Gi-Oh!
Nasu: *imitating the movie Hook* Yu-Gi-Ohhhhhh! Hey! Hohhhhhhh! Sorry, I couldn't help myself sisters...
*Tsuki and Ryu sigh*
Ryu: Ummm, well I guess it's time for the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Tsuki: We do not own Final Fantasy X, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Hook. We do not own any other thing that doesn't look like it belongs to us!
Ryu: Huh?
Tsuki: Uh, I mean if it sounds famous, odds are we don't own it.
*...* Actions, etc.
(...) scene descriptions, if needed
Ryu: I don't think there are any spoilers here, are there?
Tsuki: *quickly reading the written script* Argh, the pages are put of order, we really should number these...
Ryu: *smiles sheepishly* Sorry...
Tsuki: Okay, umm, it doesn't look like there are any spoilers.
Ryu: But Tea bashing is very prominent. Both physically, and verbally. However, it's mostly done by Tsuki...
Tsuki: Ha ha! It's my finest hour! *jumps up and clicks her heels in the air, but she can't get her feet down in time causing her to fall and hit her head on the computer monitor*
Ryu: Uh, Sister? *pokes her with a stick* Well, I think she may be out for a while (R/N Man, that was a long intro...) so...
Ryu: Ryu and Tsuki proudly present...
The Adventures of the Chan Sisters and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter Three: Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Lulu and Rikku: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continuing to scream from the last chapter*
*light flashes*
Rikku: *opens one eye caustiously*
*the two are outside, lying on a sidewalk in the early afternoon sun*
Rikku: *opens both of her eyes, then covers Lulu's mouth* Shhh! Look, we're alive.
Lulu: Huh? *stops yelling, and opens her eyes*
Lulu and Rikku: *sit up*
Lulu: Well, that's good, but where are we?
Rikku: I don't really know, but it's not home, that's for sure.
Lulu: So, I wonder what place we are now...
Tea: *in a kind voice* Oh! Are you guys okay?
Rikku and Lulu: Huh? *they look behind them to see Tea standing there smiling down at them*
Lulu: *whining* Ohhhh! Not you!
Rikku: *elbows Lulu* Stop being rude.
Tea: *repeating her question and annoying the crap out of Lulu at the same time* Are you guys okay? Hey, you two aren't from around here are you? *still smiling*
Rikku: *whispers to Lulu* I wonder what gave her that idea... *motion's toward their clothing*
Joey: Hey, Tea! What's taking you so long?
Tea: Oh, sorry.
Yugi: Hey, who are they, Tea?
Tea: Oh, well uh...
Rikku: I'm Rikku and *points to Lulu* this is Lulu.
Lulu: *rolling her eyes* Hi...
Tea: Right, I was just talking to Lulu and Rikku, my new friends!
Lulu: *glares* I!...
Rikku: Shh! Be nice!
Lulu: Hey, if you got to slap Melfina, then I get to be mean to Tea!
Rikku: No, Melfina deserved it! At least wait until she starts one of her speeches!
Lulu: Hmph, that shouldn't take long...
*Yugi, Joey, and Tristan run over and stand next to Tea*
Tristan: Hi, I'm Tristan
Joey: Hey, I saw 'em first! *pushes Tristan* I'm Joey.
Yugi: You guys...You're friends, stop it. *turns to Rikku and Lulu* My name's Yugi. *reaches out to shake their hands*
Lulu: *sweetly* Ahhh, he's so cute!
Yugi: *blushes*
Rikku: You're not going to start pinching his cheeks now, are you? *puts her hand on her hip*
Lulu: Well, not anymore, he heard you! It's no fun now! Gosh, you spoil everything!
Rikku: I do not!
Lulu and Rikku: *growl at each other*
Tea: Hey, you guys are friends too, right? You shouldn't fight. You need friends to help you through the hard times. Friends are the most impor--
Lulu: *slaps her*
Tea: Owwww!!!!!
Rikku: Lulu!
Lulu: What? She started a speech!
Tea: *rubbing her cheek* What was that for?
Joey and Tristan: *stifling their laughter*
Yugi: *concerned* Are you okay, Tea?
Rikku: Oh, right, I forgot. Yugi likes Tea...
Joey: Yug, why didn't you tell us, you dog?!
Tristan: Yeah, why not?
Yugi: *blushing wildly* But...it's...not true...
Tea: What?
Yugi: Nothing...
Tea: *quickly forgetting about the slap* So...where do you guys live?
Rikku: Uh, we're not quite sure about how to answer that... *aside to Lulu* Uh, do we say Spira, or where we're from? *looks over at Lulu to see her "talking" to her Moomba instead of listening*
Lulu: *to her Moomba* Wasn't that so cool when I slapped Tea? I have been happier in my whole life...
Rikku: Stop that! *hits her Moomba away* You're making us look crazy...Ugh, you're acting like Rebecca...
Lulu: Ahhhh! *quickly puts her Moomba away*
Yugi: Oh, you guys know Rebecca?
Rikku: No! So, anyways...
Lulu: Any good duels lately?
Joey: *his stomach growls* Man am I starving!
Tristan: Yeah, I could go for a bite to eat right about now.
Tea: Hey, would you guys like to go to lunch with us?
Lulu: Yeah, but only if you don't speak!
Tea: Umm...oh, you guys are funny!
Lulu and Rikku: *sweatdrop*
Yugi: Right, let's go.
*everyone walks over to a fast food place, and order a bunch of stuff*
Tristan: Wow, you guys must really be hungry...
Rikku: Yeah, we haven't eaten for like...a really long time.
Lulu: A REALLY long time!
*the food arrives*
Lulu: *tries to feed her Moomba*
Rikku: Stop doing that! *she hits the doll away, hitting Tea and causing her to spill her milkshake on her*
Everyone: *freezes*
Rikku, Lulu, Joey, and Tristan: Haha hah hah hah!!
Yugi: You guys shouldn't at other's misfortunes.
Tea: Thanks, Yugi.
Joey: Hey, you really do like Tea, don't you?
Yugi: *blushes again* No, I already told you I don't! ...Please excuse me, I need to go, uh, talk to Yami, or something...
Rikku and Lulu: *gasp* YAMI!!!!!
Everyone else: *jumps*
Tristan: Man, someone's crazy...
Rikku: Can we talk to Yami?! Please, please, please!!!
Lulu: Bring him out now, now, now!!! Uh, oh yeah, Pleeeeeease!
Yugi: What? What's wrong? Why do you need to talk to Yami?
Joey: Better yet, how do they know about Yami? *eyes us suspiciously*
Rikku: We're special!
Tristan: Hey, Yugi, they're after your puzzle!
Yugi: *gasps* What?
Rikku: No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!
Lulu: Yeah, we don't want your puzzle, my Moomba does! *pulls out her Moomba*
Rikku: No it doesn't! *slaps down Lulu's hand that holds her Moomba* Didn't I tell you to stop doing that?!
Joey: Ummm...so if don't want the puzzle, then what do you guys want?
Rikku and Lulu: Heh heh heh heh!
Lulu: Well...Seto, for one...
Joey: Hey, what do you want with that jerk?!
Tea: Yeah, Kaiba's--
Lulu: Hey! How would you like it if everyone called you by your last name all the time, Gardner?! And he's not a jerk, he's just misunderstood!
Rikku: Yeah, what she said!
Tea: *unsure* Uh, okay...
Rikku: Oh yeah! We also want Bakura, because he's really cool, and Mokuba, because he's a cutie, Yami, 'cause he's cool too, and Yugi, because you're so cute, too!
Yugi: *blushes once more*
Tristan and Joey: Hey, what about us?
Tristan: You don't want us?
Rikku: Well, I guess you could come if you want.
Lulu: But there's nothing for you to do...
Joey: Alright! They want us!
Tristan: I knew it was us they wanted all along!
Tea: Joey, Tristan, contain yourselves!
Joey and Tristan: Sorry...
*silence*
Joey: Hey, look! The last fry, and it's all mine! Heh heh heh... *reaches for it*
Lulu: Think again...*she whispers and points at Joey's head*
Rikku: Lulu!
Lulu: What?
Rikku: Argh! Joey, your hair is on fire...
Joey: What? Ahhhhhhh! *panicing* Put it out! Put it out!
Tea: Here, Joey! *pours Yugi's soda on Joey's head*
Yugi: Hey, I was going to drink that, ya know. Oh well, are you okay Joey?
Joey: Yeah, I'm fine now.
Lulu: Here, Yugi, you can have my soda, since you're so cute. *starts to hand it to the blushing Yugi*
Yugi: No, thanks...It's alright.
Lulu: Okay, if you say so...
Joey: Hey, where'd the last fry go?
Lulu: *shrugs* I dunno...
Joey: You took it, didn't you?! *points accusingly at her*
Lulu: No! I would never do anything like that...
Joey: You did to! You've got ketchup on your mouth!
Lulu: *licks her lips* No I don't, it was only a figment of your imagination!
*Bakura walks in*
Bakura: Hey, guys!
Rikku: BAKURA!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *jumps in surprise*
Yugi: Oh, hey Bakura!
Tristan: What are you up to, man?
Bakura: *smiles* Oh, nothing. I just saw you guys in here, and thought I'd say "hi."
Joey: Oh, hey sit with us.
Rikku: Yeah, please!!!
Bakura: *eyes Rikku and Lulu suspiciously* No, I really shouldn't.
Rikku: Oh, come on!
Tea: Yeah, come on Bakura.
Bakura: Well, I guess I can for a moment...
Rikku: Here, you can sit by me. *scoots over, pushing Lulu into Tea, who then gets squished against the wall*
Tea: *painfully* Ow...hey, Bakura...
Bakura: *does not hear her* Thanks, I will. *sits down and then looks at Yugi questionably*
Yugi: *smiles* Oh, Bakura, these are our new friends. *points to the two* That's Lulu, and that's Rikku.
Bakura: Oh, hi. Nice to meet you two.
Lulu: *causually* Like wise...
Rikku: *smiling like an idiot* It's so nice to meet you, too!
Bakura and Yugi: *start talking*
Rikku: *stares intently at Bakura, as if waiting for something*
Bakura: *noticing her gaze* What? Do I have something on my face?
Rikku: No...*smiling* Ummm...*whispering* Could you bring out your yami, please?
Bakura: *unease apparent in his voice* What?
Rikku: Please, I promise to be good!
Bakura: Ummm, well I should be going, Yugi.
Rikku: *sadly* Oh...
Yugi: Oh, okay. Bye, Bakura!
Joey and Tristan: Bye!
Tea: See you at school tomorrow.
Bakura: *stops* Oh, hi, Tea, I didn't see you there. *smiles then leaves*
*silence*
Tea: Can you scoot over now, please?!
Lulu: No...
Rikku: Lulu, be nice...
Lulu: Fine... *scoots over and turns her head sharply, causing her hair to hit Tea*
*silence*
Rikku: *starts humming*
Lulu: *looking out the window* Hey look! *elbows Rikku*
Rikku: What?
Lulu: It's Mokuba!
Lulu and Rikku: *look at each other* Follow that Kaiba!!!! *jump up*
Tea: Oh, well bye.
Lulu and Rikku: *stop and look back at her*
Rikku: Yeah, whatever, bye.
*the Yu-Gi-Oh! group starts talking to each other
Rikku: and Lulu: *turn to leave, but are stopped by the sound of Joey and Tristan*
Joey: Hey, I thought you guys were going to take us with you.
Tristan: Yeah, we'll be real good, we promise. Please!
Rikku and Lulu: *stand there a moment*
Rikku: Well, okay, but only if you can find possessed rosoku that will take you somewhere else.
Tristan: Ouch, rejection...
Joey: You could have just said no...
Lulu: No, bad dog, stay! (R/N *hits Tsuki* You weren't supposed to write that! Tsuki: *smiles* Ryu: I thought you said Joey was alright. Tsuki: Yeah, but that was just too good to resist)
Joey: *eyes bug out* WHAT?!!!
Rikku: That wasn't very nice.
Lulu: Yeah, I know. *runs out the door*
Tristan: *restrains Joey as he tries to run after her*
Rikku: Sorry, she didn't mean it, really. *runs out the door*
Lulu: There's Mokuba! Let's go before we lose him!
Rikku: Right!
Lulu and Rikku: *creep along the shadows after him, following all the way to the Kaiba's mansion*
Rikku: How are we going to get in?
Lulu: There's a conveniently open window there on the second floor. Get on my shoulders, I'll give you a boost.
Rikku: Yeah, like that's going to work. *looks around for another way to get in the window* Hey, look!
Lulu: What?
Rikku: We could climb that tree and get in through the window that way.
Lulu: HELLO! I am in a fricken dress!
Rikku: Do you want to see Seto, or not.
Lulu: *grumbles*
(5 minutes later)
Rikku and Lulu: *on a branch right outside the window*
Rikku: Okay, lets go in.
*the branch starts to break*
Lulu and Rikku: Ahhhh!!!
Rikku: Jump!
Rikku and Lulu: *both jump through the window, landing on a couch, knocking it over, they sit up dazed*
Rikku: *looks over at Lulu and starts laughing* Ha ha! You've got leaves in your hair!
Lulu: So do you!
Rikku: *stops laughing* Oh...
Mokuba: Hey, what are you guys doing in here?!
Lulu and Rikku: *look over at him*
Lulu: Ummm...
Rikku: *trying to smile* Just dropping by...
Seto: What's going on in here, Mokuba?
Mokuba: I don't know, big brother, they just fell through the window.
Seto: *looks at us* I hope you have a good reason for trespassing, because it's a crime.
Rikku: Well, see...you're the good reason.
Seto: What?
Lulu: *her eyes have gone starry* Yeah! We came just to see you!
Seto: *looks at us surprised*
Rikku and Lulu: *smile coyly*
Seto: *smiles wickedly* Get them out of here!
*some of his guards walk in the room*
Rikku: Whoa, whoa, wait a second!
Lulu: We just got here!
Mokuba: *looks at Seto, then back at us* Shouldn't we at least find out who they are?
Seto: Fine, what are your names?!
Lulu: I'm Lulu!
Rikku: And I'm Rikku!
Seto: Good, now get them out of here!
Lulu: Wait *pleadingly* Maybe we got off on the wrong foot!
Seto: No.
*the guards grab us*
Rikku: Hey, I'd let go if I were you, I'm warning you, I bite!
Lulu: She does, seriously. And you better watch it or I'll barbecue you with my magic...
Seto: Enough, I told you to get them out!
*the guards drag them out as Lulu shoots fire at them, and Rikku tries to bite them*
Lulu: No! I won't go yet, not yet! Not without my Seto!
Rikku: Seto, we're not crazy, really, please!
*the guards drag them outside the room, and Seto slams the door*
Rikku: I won't go, not yet! Argh! *bites the hand of one of the guards, causing him to let her go*
Lulu: *shoots ice at her guard, causing enough of a distraction to run back into the room*
Seto: Huh? *turns as the door swings open* What are you two doing back?!
Lulu: We won't leave! Not without a hug, at least!
Rikku: Yeah, at least! PLEASE!!!!
Seto: *looks at them confused* What?
Mokuba: Big brother, they're kind of scary...
*the guards run back into the room, guns drawn*
Rikku: Um...right, looks like it's candle time! *grabs the candle and her dwindling number of matches*
Lulu: We'll be back for that hug!
Rikku: Yeah, you better believe it! *lights the candle*
(lights flicker)
Everyone: *stands shocked, looking at the space where the two once stood*
Guard #1: Where'd they go?!
Guard#2: I don't know, come on *they run out the door*
Mokuba: Whoa, that was weird.
Seto: Yeah, it was...
Mokuba: Big brother, maybe this is one of those weird dreams, and we'll wake up any moment.
Seto: I don't think so, Mokuba...
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Tsuki: Ha ha! I finally got it all typed up, it took longer than I expected...
Ryu: It took you four days to type this!
Tsuki: Hey, I've been really busy, even now after I've finishes it's 12:33 am.
Ryu: Well, at least it's Friday, and you don't have to worry about getting up at 7 in the morning...
Tsuki: Ah, the weekends...
Ryu: Oh, we're sorry if we offended any Tea lovers out there...
Tsuki: I personally can barely stand her, not that you couldn't tell from the story...
Ryu: Oh, well, it's late and there's not much more to say, really...
Tsuki: Umm, keep an eye out for chapter four, although we're not quite sure when we can get it up.
Ryu: Or even write it...
Tsuki: Well I'm sure you're tired of hearing from us, so we would like to hear from you!
Ryu: So click that little button, and send a review! Wow, that rhymed a little...
Tsuki: Anyways...
Ryu and Tsuki: See ya next time, folks!!!