Ryu: Well we have and action packed chapter for you, our adoring fans!
Tsuki: How do you know they're adoring? They are probably an angry mob. We took so long on getting this chapter done I can't say that I blame them.
Ryu: Your right! I think we should lock our doors tonight.
Tsuki: Lock them very tight!
Ryu: Well our fans there is a simple explanation for why it took us so long to get this chapter done. We both were really sick and we sort of still are.
Tsuki: Yeah and if you want proof you can have our trash can. It's full of our used tissues.
Ryu: Eww, Tsuki that's gross!
Tsuki: Well if they want proof it's there!
*Ryu looks at Tsuki disgusted*
Ryu: We were also gonna work on this the previous week, but we uh, got preoccupied.
Tsuki: Sister was busy looking up evil Bakura pictures...
Ryu: and Tsuki was playing Blitzball...
Tsuki: I almost have the potential of Wakka's ultimate weapon unlocked! Heh heh!
Ryu: Oh, yeah and there is a part in the story where we say vomit several time. We hearby dedicate those parts to our wonderful sister, Nasu because she was going off about vomit the other day.
Nasu: *Crying* Wow you guys, your so great! *Runs over to them and gives them an enormous bear hug*
Ryu: I can't breathe.
Tsuki: Yeah your cutting off my air supply.
Nasu: Oh, sorry. *Lets them go*
Tsuki: Oh, and one more thing. Ryu wrote the story without the two of use being together.
Ryu: But no fear, we did converse on what would be written. So enjoy!
Nasu: Warning this story contains certain spoilers that people who haven't finished beating the game, Kingdom Hearts, should be cautious of.
Nasu: Disclaimer: Ryu and Tsuki own no products by any anime companies and own nothing related, even remotely with Kingdom Hearts, thus they are free from any prosecution.
Ryu: Thanks sister Nasu, that was a wonderful disclaimer.
Nasu: I know your being sarcastic but I don't care! Your welcome!
Tsuki: Now on with the story!
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The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter four: (Kingdom Hearts)
(Rikku and Lulu are still in the dark with the blown out candle)
Rikku: Um.... Why don't we have lights yet?
Lulu: *Plainly* Maybe your candle's defective.
Rikku: Grrrrrr.........
Lulu: Ow!
*Rikku bites Lulu's foot*
Lulu: Why'd you bite my foot baka?! (R/N: Did yo know that if you add a ur to the middle of baka you get Bakura? Hee Hee! ^__^ )
Rikku: That was your foot?! Yuck! I thought it was your hand! Ewwww! *Starts spitting unknowingly on Lulu*
Lulu: Hey watch it, you spit in my eye!
Rikku: Well you shouldn't have had your foot there in the first place!
Lulu: What do you mean?! You shouldn't have had your mouth down there!.......Why were you down there any ways?
Rikku: *Shrugs* I don't know..... Hey quit trying to change the subject! You said my candle was defective!
Lulu: No, I said maybe it was defective.
Rikku: Same difference!
Lulu: *Confused* Huh?
Rikku: Oh never mind!
Lulu: Hey, look!
Rikku: What?
*They look off in the distance, where a light can be seen*
Rikku: *Sounding somewhat fascinated by the light* Oooh!..... Ha! See you were wrong! My candle isn't defective, so say sorry!
Lulu: No!
Rikku: Grrrrrrr!
Lulu: Don't growl at me!
Rikku: I'll growl if I want! BAKA!
Lulu: Why you!............*Gets ready to shoot some ice at Rikku*
Rikku: Hey wait, what is that?
*Again they look towards the light. It seems to be slightly closer*
Lulu: *Quietly* I'm not sure.
Rikku: Come on!
Lulu: Hm?
*Rikku grabs Lulu's arm and starts running towards the light*
Rikku: *Gasps* Look!!!!!
Lulu: *Excitedly* We're in Kingdom Hearts!!!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!
Rikku & Lulu: Riku!
*They start running towards the large doors at the end of the game*
Rikku: No, Sora stop! Don't lock Riku in there you fool!
Lulu: Heh heh heh!
Rikku: Lulu? Hm?.....Lulu no!
*Rikku yells at Lulu as she gets ready to shoot Sora with some lightening*
Lulu: *Reluctantly* Oh, fine!
(Rikku and Lulu are know standing just outside the doors)
Lulu: *Calling to him* Riku? Oh, Riku?
Riku: Who are you guys?
Rikku: *Happily* Well, I'm Rikku too, kind of, but only my name has two k's instead of just one. What a coincidence, huh?
*Riku looks at the other Rikku puzzled*
Lulu: And I'm Lulu. *She moves closer to him*
Riku: Leave before you two die.
Rikku: What do you mean?
Riku: Look you ignorant girls. The heartless are waking. *He points behind him. Mickey is standing firmly in the middle of the area as the heartless begin to rise*
Rikku: Oh.
Lulu: But Riku come with us! Pleeeeease!
Rikku: Of course I'll come with you, silly. What did you think, I'd stay behind? Wow, I didn't know you cared about me so much! I'm touched! *She puts her hand to her heart and pretends to start crying*
Lulu: Um......I uh.......I wasn't talking to you.
Rikku: What?
Lulu: I was talking to Riku.
Rikku: Yeah, that's me.
Lulu: With one k, dork.
Rikku: Oh, well that's not confusing or anything......You could have at least been more gentle while letting me down. *Pouts*
Lulu: Oh, cry me a river! Shesh!
Rikku: Huh? What's going one? No, stop! Wait!
*The ignored Sora starts to close the doors*
Lulu: Sora, no!!!!
Sora: It must be done.
Riku: Hurry Sora, close them. *He starts helping*
Lulu & Rikku: Riku!!!!! *They look on sadly as the doors close*
Lulu: You wont hear me say oh baby, don't go. Simple and clean is the way........
Rikku: Hey, stop it! You know it's a sad some! Especially now....Hm? What's happening?!
Lulu: I don't know..... Hey where'd everyone else go?
(Suddenly as if they were thrown into a time warp everything around them blurs and starts moving)
Rikku: *Shrugs to Lulu's question* Maybe it was an accident that we went to Kingdom Hearts and now we're going to where we're suppose to. *She smiles, confidently that she's figured everything out*
Lulu: *Looking at Rikku with her left eye brow raised* Huh? What are you talking about?
Rikku: *Accusingly* You still think it's my candle, don't you?! It's not defective!
Lulu: Well, what do you expect me to think?
Rikku: You could have a little faith in the rosoku! Shesh! *Crosses her arms*
Lulu: Hey, it's possessed I tell you.....Hm? Everything's slowing down.
*They look around as everything starts to become clear. Finally everything stops*
Rikku: *Plainly* Well that wasn't weird or anything.
Lulu: Look, we're in Traverse Town!
Rikku: How'd we get here?
Lulu: How am I suppose to know?
Rikku: Um, Lulu?....
Lulu: *Annoyed* What?!
Rikku: *Scared, looking around* I don't think we can run away from trouble this time!
Lulu: *More annoyed* What are you talking about?!
Rikku: Well just look!
*Lulu looks around them and gulps*
Rikku: We're surrounded by heartless!
*They look at each other*
Rikku & Lulu: *Hugging one another* Ahhhhhh!
Lulu: Any suggestions?!
Rikku: *Lets go of Lulu* Well.....*Smiling* We could fight! *Excited* Heh heh heh!
Lulu: Your scaring me Rikku! I don't like that look in your eyes!
Rikku: What look? You mean this one?! *She pauses to look at Lulu then runs over to one of the heartless and punches it, it disappears* Yes!
*Lulu's still just standing here*
Rikku: Well come on! Don't just stand there!
Lulu: *Begins to smile wickedly, too* Lets get 'em Moomba! Charge! *Runs forward, with Moomba in hand*
(Lulu sends Moomba out to attack one of the heartless, immediately destroying it while Rikku is still fighting others)
Rikku: *Laughing* Yeah! All right, this is what I call fun!
Lulu: Indeed it is! *Starts shooting magic at the heartless*
Rikku: Ow!
Lulu: Huh? *Pauses to look over at Rikku*
Rikku: You hit my arm! That'll bruise! Why you........
Lulu: Uh oh, you made her mad. You'll regret that.
*Rikku, for a lack of better words, flips out*
Rikku: You.... *Thinking* You boogar! Your going down! High Ya! *She hits it so hard that is disappears before she even finished her hit*
*Lulu Turns back to what she was doing before*
Lulu: *Disappointed* Hey, they're all gone! Oh! Come on Moomba! *Calls Moomba back into her arms*
*Lulu turns back to Rikku, who is growling while looking around her for more heartless*
Lulu: *Walking over to Rikku* They're all gone Rikku. *Patting her on the back* Back away.... Just let it go.... let it go.
Rikku: Can you believe the nerve of that thing?! Oh, it makes me so angry!
Lulu: Oh, calm down!
Rikku: I'm going to have a bruise on my arm!
Lulu: Oh, it didn't hit you that hard, I doubt it'll bruise.
Rikku: Watch, you'll see.
Lulu: Whatever....... Hey couldn't you have at least came up with a better word to call that heartless instead of boogar? *Sarcastically* Oh, I'm sorry it was brilliant.......*Laughs* Oh, come on I mean really, boogar?!
Rikku: Oh, just leave me alone!.......Come on, lets go have a look around!
*They begin walking around the town, looking*
Rikku: *Hopeful* Do you think we'll run into any more heartless?
Lulu: Yeah. *Looks at the smiling Rikku* You know Rikku you scare me sometime.
Rikku: *Smiles bigger* Heh heh heh!
*Lulu rolls her eyes and shakes her head as they continue on through the town*
Rikku: I wonder where the other heartless are?
Lulu: *Proudly* I know exactly where they are.
Rikku: Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten you've memorized this game.
Lulu: *Still proud* Yes I have.
Rikku: Yeah, I'd also forgotten that you have no life and that's why you've memorized it.
Lulu: I do to have a life! You better watch it before I barbecue you!
Rikku: *Mockingly* Oh, I'm sooo scared!
*Lulu grumbles*
(They stop arguing when they hear a noise just around the corner)
Lulu: *Warning in a happy tone* There's some heartless around that corner.
Rikku: That's not the only thing! *Hopeful* Maybe Riku's there too!
Lulu: I doubt it, but lets go any ways.
*They walk around the corner where they see Sora, Donald, and Goofy fighting some heartless*
Rikku: Hey maybe Sora can tell us where Riku is! *Walks over to Sora as Lulu, somewhat to enthusiastically starts fighting again* *Calling to Sora* You who? Sora?!
*Sora pauses to look at her*
Sora: Huh? Who are you? *He then sees Lulu* And who is she?.......Wait a minute where'd you come from?
Rikku: Um........ *Pretending she didn't hear the question* Shh! I have a very important question to ask.
Sora: *Confused* Huh?
Rikku: Well, uh....... *Smiling* Where's Riku?
Lulu: Huh? *She heard Riku's name and pauses to look back. Excited* He knows where Riku's at?!
Sora: Well, no I don't.
Rikku: Well why not?! *Puts her hands on her hips*
Sora: Because I'm trying to save Kairi, not Riku.
(Lulu's standing motionless, looking very angry and very scary)
Rikku: Oh, come on get your priorities straight! I mean, you could still save Kairi while helping Riku too!
(Sora looks at her confused. Then still unsure he turns back to fighting. Rikku starts helping. In no time the heartless are gone)
*Sora, Donald, and Goofy walk over to the girls*
Sora: Um.....Thanks for helping.
Donald: Yeah, thank you.
*Goofy just laughs and smiles at them*
Lulu: Yeah, whatever.
Rikku: Are you sure you don't know where Riku is?
Sora: Yes.
Rikku: *Sadly* Oh!
Lulu: You know Sora, Moomba doesn't like you! *Holds Moomba up in front of her*
*Sora raises his eye brow in further confusion*
Goofy: What is that?
Lulu: It's Moomba! Weren't you listening?!
Rikku: Can I have your keyblade?
*Sora turns to Rikku*
Sora: What? *He asks unsure of what he heard*
Rikku: *Annoyed at having to repeat herself* Can I have your keyblade?!........Pleeese?!
Sora: Well, no.....I need it, to save Kairi and defeat all the heartless.
*Rikku grumbles*
Sora: Um, we should go. Come on Donald and Goofy. *He begins to walk away*
Goofy: Bye! *Smiling he leaves*
Donald: Well, uh........Bye, too I guess. *He too leaves*
Lulu: Hey Sora get back here! I know your lying! You know where Riku is, I know it!
Rikku: Why Sora you......you midori niwatori!
(They are now out of sight)
Lulu: Oh, so you've up graded from boogar to midori niwatori?! Wow, I'm so impressed by your intelligent vocabulary, I mean it's great, Sora's a green chicken! Brilliant!
Rikku: Oh, be quiet Lulu! You know it's fun to say those words!
Lulu: *Smiling* Yeah, I know!
Rikku: *Sounding somewhat disappointed* So now what?
Lulu: Why is it you think I'm suppose to know?!
Rikku: Oh, I'm soooo sorry! I keep forgetting your just an air head!
Lulu: Yeah, just like you!
(The surroundings start to blur again)
Rikku: Whoa, it's happening again!........*Looks over at Lulu, concerned* Are you okay? You look a little midori?.......You're not going to vomit on me, are you? *She backs up looking disgusted*
Lulu: Maybe. *Moves closer to Rikku and starts pretending to vomit, then starts laughing*
Rikku: *Angry* That wasn't funny Lulu!
Lulu: It was to! You should have seen the look on your face when you thought I was going to vomit on you, it was classic! *Starts laughing*
Rikku: *Sarcastically* Yeah, so funny! *Crosses her arms and looks away, still angry*
(Their surroundings are still blurry)
Rikku: *Out of know where* I wonder if I can sell Moomba.
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: Yeah! Let see...... Hm..... How about three shillings for the possessed doll?!
Lulu: Stop it Rikku! Shesh, quoting Shrek! Come on, get a life yourself!
Rikku: How am I suppose to with you as my sister? It's impossible! *Pulls out one of Lulu's hair sticks and flicks her in the forehead with it*
Lulu: Hey, ow! Give that back you brat!!!!!
Rikku: No, Inu!
Lulu: I should roast you! *Grabs her hair piece back and angrily puts it back into her hair* Why'd you do that any ways baka?!
Rikku: Because, look at my arm! *Mimicking Lulu* Oh, it wont bruise. Oh, yeah look at that! Ha! It did bruise, and your the baka!
*Lulu gets ready to have Moomba attack Rikku but stops, as their surroundings, once again clear*
Lulu: Your lucky. *Calmly* It's clearing again.
Rikku: No duh! It's not like I can't see that!
Lulu: Grrrrrr! *Curls her lip*
*The girls turn as they hear a voice*
Voice: Who are you?!
Rikku: What?
Lulu: Huh?
*They look up to see Ansem standing in front of them*
Rikku: Wow, it's Ansem! Cool!
Lulu: Look Moomba, look who it is. *Point Ansem out to Moomba*
Rikku: *Excited* Your sooo cool, Ansem! *Turns to Lulu to see if she's thinking the same thing as she is*
*Lulu and Rikku nod at each other and then turn back to Ansem*
Lulu & Rikku: *Excited, they say in unison* Can we have your autograph?!!!
Ansem: Huh? *Taken back not expecting that*
Rikku: *Turns to Lulu* You always forget to say please! No wonder no one ever wants to give us an autograph! Shesh! *Rolls her eyes then turns back to Ansem* Can we please have your autograph?!
Lulu: Hey, what do you mean?! You don't always say please either! *Meaning to bump her in the arm, Lulu accidentally touched Rikku's elbow*
Rikku: *Gasps* Lulu, you pervert! *Accusingly* You intentionally touched my elbow, didn't you?!
*Lulu doesn't say anything. They look seriously at each other for a moment then burst out laughing* (*Nasu: Use sisters have an inside joke about elbows. Just thought you readers should know*)
Ansem: You two are very unusual.
Rikku: *Smiling* Thank you.
Ansem: Come over to the darkness! Darkness is the only way! Darkness will override the light!
Lulu: Heh heh heh! Darkness, heh heh heh!
Rikku: Lulu snap out of it!
Lulu: Man, I could make so much money on this game for every time the word darkness was said!
Rikku: Yes, I know Lulu.
Ansem: Come, join the darkness!
Lulu: Heh heh heh!
Rikku: No, we can't.
Lulu: Heh heh, argh!
*Rikku elbows her in the side. (*Ryu: Elbow, heh heh heh. *Ryu coughs then clears her throat. Ryu: The story, yes, right*)*
Rikku: Lulu Knock it off!
Lulu: *Smiles* Sorry.
Ansem: If you wont join then there is no reason for you two to go on living in this world of darkness!
Rikku: *Looks at Lulu, warning her not to start again, squinting her eyes evilly* Lulu......
Lulu: It's okay, I'm fine. No worries.
*Rikku turns back to Ansem*
Rikku: *Sadly* So I guess this means no autograph?
Lulu: I think this would be a good time to leave Kingdom Hearts. As much as I love this game, Ansem's hard to beat and he's scary.
Rikku: *Nods* Yeah, I think your right. And I think we might even have made him madder.
*Rikku reaches in her pouch on her leg, where she keeps her candle and matches, and pulls them out*
Rikku: Sorry we can't stick around, but we've got uh....... other pressing matters.
Lulu: *Looks at Ansem* Just for the road, how about another darkness, pleeese?!
Ansem: Darkness is life! *He rushes towards them*
Lulu: *Smiling* Heh heh, thanks.
Rikku: It's been fun but we've really got to go, later!
Lulu: Bye! Darkness, heh heh!
*Rikku rolls her eyes at Lulu and lights the candle just as Sora shows up and they suddenly hear Riku's voice*
*Rikku and Lulu look at each other and gasp*
Rikku: No! Riku!
Lulu: Stop, not yet! Blow the candle out!
Rikku: I can't! It's to late!
Rikku & Lulu: Nooooooo!
(Everything goes black)
Lulu: You baka, Rikku! Why'd you have to light that stupid candle?!
Rikku: It was already lit before we heard him! It's not my fault!
Lulu: It is to! It's all you fault!
Rikku: No it's not! It was your idea to leave when we did! Argh!
*They start swinging at each other in the darkness but they miss each time. (*Tsuki: Heh heh, darkness.*) *
Rikku: Hey, hold still!
Lulu: You hold still!
Lulu & Rikku: Argh!!!!!
Rikku: Hm?.....Wait, stop!
Lulu: *Pausing* Huh? What, what's wrong?
Rikku: I dropped the candle!
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: Help me look for it!
(It's still dark as the girls drop to their hands and knees and begin crawling, (*Ryu: Heh heh, crawling is Bakura's song. Tskui: *Annoyed* Get back to the story Ryu!*) around searching with their hands for the lost rosoku.)
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Ryu: So how was it?!
Tsuki: Another masterpiece, huh?
Ryu: Oh, I would give you sisters pocky and cream savers but like was said before the story we were sick and unfortunately the candy was contaminated with our sick germs. So I'll just have to come up with something else.
Tsuki: Oh, no you wont! You can't give away any of my things!
Ryu: We'll see about that.
Tsuki: Ryu!
Ryu: What?
Nasu: As usually I'm the peace maker. Come on you two hug and make up. Sisters shouldn't fight.
Tsuki: Oh, stay out of it Nasu!
Nasu: *Gasps* Fine I'll leave!
Ryu: You hurt her feelings!
Tsuki: It wasn't just me it was you too!
Ryu: I wasn't the one who told her to stay out of it, that was you!
*They start arguing, again*
Nasu: Stop it!!!!! *A vain in her forehead begins to bulge*
*Ryu and Tsuki gulp*
Tsuki: *Scared* Uh, I'm sorry Nasu. I didn't mean it.
Ryu: *Scared too* Yeah, we're sorry. See look.
*They hug each other and smile at her*
Nasu: *Laughing* I scared you two didn't I? Bet you didn't know I had it in me.
*Ryu and Tsuki try to smile*
Nasu: Well now that I've got them straightened up, please review.
Ryu: Yes, please do review.
Tsuki: We'll be nice to each other if you do.
Ryu: Yeah, promise.
*Both Ryu and Tsuki have their fingers crossed behind their backs*
Nasu: See, isn't it fun being nice to each other?
*Ryu and Tsuki just smile, somewhat evilly*
Tsuki: See you later, fans!
Ryu: And don't forget to review!
Tsuki: How do you know they're adoring? They are probably an angry mob. We took so long on getting this chapter done I can't say that I blame them.
Ryu: Your right! I think we should lock our doors tonight.
Tsuki: Lock them very tight!
Ryu: Well our fans there is a simple explanation for why it took us so long to get this chapter done. We both were really sick and we sort of still are.
Tsuki: Yeah and if you want proof you can have our trash can. It's full of our used tissues.
Ryu: Eww, Tsuki that's gross!
Tsuki: Well if they want proof it's there!
*Ryu looks at Tsuki disgusted*
Ryu: We were also gonna work on this the previous week, but we uh, got preoccupied.
Tsuki: Sister was busy looking up evil Bakura pictures...
Ryu: and Tsuki was playing Blitzball...
Tsuki: I almost have the potential of Wakka's ultimate weapon unlocked! Heh heh!
Ryu: Oh, yeah and there is a part in the story where we say vomit several time. We hearby dedicate those parts to our wonderful sister, Nasu because she was going off about vomit the other day.
Nasu: *Crying* Wow you guys, your so great! *Runs over to them and gives them an enormous bear hug*
Ryu: I can't breathe.
Tsuki: Yeah your cutting off my air supply.
Nasu: Oh, sorry. *Lets them go*
Tsuki: Oh, and one more thing. Ryu wrote the story without the two of use being together.
Ryu: But no fear, we did converse on what would be written. So enjoy!
Nasu: Warning this story contains certain spoilers that people who haven't finished beating the game, Kingdom Hearts, should be cautious of.
Nasu: Disclaimer: Ryu and Tsuki own no products by any anime companies and own nothing related, even remotely with Kingdom Hearts, thus they are free from any prosecution.
Ryu: Thanks sister Nasu, that was a wonderful disclaimer.
Nasu: I know your being sarcastic but I don't care! Your welcome!
Tsuki: Now on with the story!
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The Adventures of the Chan Sisters, and Their Possessed Rosoku!
Chapter four: (Kingdom Hearts)
(Rikku and Lulu are still in the dark with the blown out candle)
Rikku: Um.... Why don't we have lights yet?
Lulu: *Plainly* Maybe your candle's defective.
Rikku: Grrrrrr.........
Lulu: Ow!
*Rikku bites Lulu's foot*
Lulu: Why'd you bite my foot baka?! (R/N: Did yo know that if you add a ur to the middle of baka you get Bakura? Hee Hee! ^__^ )
Rikku: That was your foot?! Yuck! I thought it was your hand! Ewwww! *Starts spitting unknowingly on Lulu*
Lulu: Hey watch it, you spit in my eye!
Rikku: Well you shouldn't have had your foot there in the first place!
Lulu: What do you mean?! You shouldn't have had your mouth down there!.......Why were you down there any ways?
Rikku: *Shrugs* I don't know..... Hey quit trying to change the subject! You said my candle was defective!
Lulu: No, I said maybe it was defective.
Rikku: Same difference!
Lulu: *Confused* Huh?
Rikku: Oh never mind!
Lulu: Hey, look!
Rikku: What?
*They look off in the distance, where a light can be seen*
Rikku: *Sounding somewhat fascinated by the light* Oooh!..... Ha! See you were wrong! My candle isn't defective, so say sorry!
Lulu: No!
Rikku: Grrrrrrr!
Lulu: Don't growl at me!
Rikku: I'll growl if I want! BAKA!
Lulu: Why you!............*Gets ready to shoot some ice at Rikku*
Rikku: Hey wait, what is that?
*Again they look towards the light. It seems to be slightly closer*
Lulu: *Quietly* I'm not sure.
Rikku: Come on!
Lulu: Hm?
*Rikku grabs Lulu's arm and starts running towards the light*
Rikku: *Gasps* Look!!!!!
Lulu: *Excitedly* We're in Kingdom Hearts!!!!! Eeeeeee!!!!!
Rikku & Lulu: Riku!
*They start running towards the large doors at the end of the game*
Rikku: No, Sora stop! Don't lock Riku in there you fool!
Lulu: Heh heh heh!
Rikku: Lulu? Hm?.....Lulu no!
*Rikku yells at Lulu as she gets ready to shoot Sora with some lightening*
Lulu: *Reluctantly* Oh, fine!
(Rikku and Lulu are know standing just outside the doors)
Lulu: *Calling to him* Riku? Oh, Riku?
Riku: Who are you guys?
Rikku: *Happily* Well, I'm Rikku too, kind of, but only my name has two k's instead of just one. What a coincidence, huh?
*Riku looks at the other Rikku puzzled*
Lulu: And I'm Lulu. *She moves closer to him*
Riku: Leave before you two die.
Rikku: What do you mean?
Riku: Look you ignorant girls. The heartless are waking. *He points behind him. Mickey is standing firmly in the middle of the area as the heartless begin to rise*
Rikku: Oh.
Lulu: But Riku come with us! Pleeeeease!
Rikku: Of course I'll come with you, silly. What did you think, I'd stay behind? Wow, I didn't know you cared about me so much! I'm touched! *She puts her hand to her heart and pretends to start crying*
Lulu: Um......I uh.......I wasn't talking to you.
Rikku: What?
Lulu: I was talking to Riku.
Rikku: Yeah, that's me.
Lulu: With one k, dork.
Rikku: Oh, well that's not confusing or anything......You could have at least been more gentle while letting me down. *Pouts*
Lulu: Oh, cry me a river! Shesh!
Rikku: Huh? What's going one? No, stop! Wait!
*The ignored Sora starts to close the doors*
Lulu: Sora, no!!!!
Sora: It must be done.
Riku: Hurry Sora, close them. *He starts helping*
Lulu & Rikku: Riku!!!!! *They look on sadly as the doors close*
Lulu: You wont hear me say oh baby, don't go. Simple and clean is the way........
Rikku: Hey, stop it! You know it's a sad some! Especially now....Hm? What's happening?!
Lulu: I don't know..... Hey where'd everyone else go?
(Suddenly as if they were thrown into a time warp everything around them blurs and starts moving)
Rikku: *Shrugs to Lulu's question* Maybe it was an accident that we went to Kingdom Hearts and now we're going to where we're suppose to. *She smiles, confidently that she's figured everything out*
Lulu: *Looking at Rikku with her left eye brow raised* Huh? What are you talking about?
Rikku: *Accusingly* You still think it's my candle, don't you?! It's not defective!
Lulu: Well, what do you expect me to think?
Rikku: You could have a little faith in the rosoku! Shesh! *Crosses her arms*
Lulu: Hey, it's possessed I tell you.....Hm? Everything's slowing down.
*They look around as everything starts to become clear. Finally everything stops*
Rikku: *Plainly* Well that wasn't weird or anything.
Lulu: Look, we're in Traverse Town!
Rikku: How'd we get here?
Lulu: How am I suppose to know?
Rikku: Um, Lulu?....
Lulu: *Annoyed* What?!
Rikku: *Scared, looking around* I don't think we can run away from trouble this time!
Lulu: *More annoyed* What are you talking about?!
Rikku: Well just look!
*Lulu looks around them and gulps*
Rikku: We're surrounded by heartless!
*They look at each other*
Rikku & Lulu: *Hugging one another* Ahhhhhh!
Lulu: Any suggestions?!
Rikku: *Lets go of Lulu* Well.....*Smiling* We could fight! *Excited* Heh heh heh!
Lulu: Your scaring me Rikku! I don't like that look in your eyes!
Rikku: What look? You mean this one?! *She pauses to look at Lulu then runs over to one of the heartless and punches it, it disappears* Yes!
*Lulu's still just standing here*
Rikku: Well come on! Don't just stand there!
Lulu: *Begins to smile wickedly, too* Lets get 'em Moomba! Charge! *Runs forward, with Moomba in hand*
(Lulu sends Moomba out to attack one of the heartless, immediately destroying it while Rikku is still fighting others)
Rikku: *Laughing* Yeah! All right, this is what I call fun!
Lulu: Indeed it is! *Starts shooting magic at the heartless*
Rikku: Ow!
Lulu: Huh? *Pauses to look over at Rikku*
Rikku: You hit my arm! That'll bruise! Why you........
Lulu: Uh oh, you made her mad. You'll regret that.
*Rikku, for a lack of better words, flips out*
Rikku: You.... *Thinking* You boogar! Your going down! High Ya! *She hits it so hard that is disappears before she even finished her hit*
*Lulu Turns back to what she was doing before*
Lulu: *Disappointed* Hey, they're all gone! Oh! Come on Moomba! *Calls Moomba back into her arms*
*Lulu turns back to Rikku, who is growling while looking around her for more heartless*
Lulu: *Walking over to Rikku* They're all gone Rikku. *Patting her on the back* Back away.... Just let it go.... let it go.
Rikku: Can you believe the nerve of that thing?! Oh, it makes me so angry!
Lulu: Oh, calm down!
Rikku: I'm going to have a bruise on my arm!
Lulu: Oh, it didn't hit you that hard, I doubt it'll bruise.
Rikku: Watch, you'll see.
Lulu: Whatever....... Hey couldn't you have at least came up with a better word to call that heartless instead of boogar? *Sarcastically* Oh, I'm sorry it was brilliant.......*Laughs* Oh, come on I mean really, boogar?!
Rikku: Oh, just leave me alone!.......Come on, lets go have a look around!
*They begin walking around the town, looking*
Rikku: *Hopeful* Do you think we'll run into any more heartless?
Lulu: Yeah. *Looks at the smiling Rikku* You know Rikku you scare me sometime.
Rikku: *Smiles bigger* Heh heh heh!
*Lulu rolls her eyes and shakes her head as they continue on through the town*
Rikku: I wonder where the other heartless are?
Lulu: *Proudly* I know exactly where they are.
Rikku: Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten you've memorized this game.
Lulu: *Still proud* Yes I have.
Rikku: Yeah, I'd also forgotten that you have no life and that's why you've memorized it.
Lulu: I do to have a life! You better watch it before I barbecue you!
Rikku: *Mockingly* Oh, I'm sooo scared!
*Lulu grumbles*
(They stop arguing when they hear a noise just around the corner)
Lulu: *Warning in a happy tone* There's some heartless around that corner.
Rikku: That's not the only thing! *Hopeful* Maybe Riku's there too!
Lulu: I doubt it, but lets go any ways.
*They walk around the corner where they see Sora, Donald, and Goofy fighting some heartless*
Rikku: Hey maybe Sora can tell us where Riku is! *Walks over to Sora as Lulu, somewhat to enthusiastically starts fighting again* *Calling to Sora* You who? Sora?!
*Sora pauses to look at her*
Sora: Huh? Who are you? *He then sees Lulu* And who is she?.......Wait a minute where'd you come from?
Rikku: Um........ *Pretending she didn't hear the question* Shh! I have a very important question to ask.
Sora: *Confused* Huh?
Rikku: Well, uh....... *Smiling* Where's Riku?
Lulu: Huh? *She heard Riku's name and pauses to look back. Excited* He knows where Riku's at?!
Sora: Well, no I don't.
Rikku: Well why not?! *Puts her hands on her hips*
Sora: Because I'm trying to save Kairi, not Riku.
(Lulu's standing motionless, looking very angry and very scary)
Rikku: Oh, come on get your priorities straight! I mean, you could still save Kairi while helping Riku too!
(Sora looks at her confused. Then still unsure he turns back to fighting. Rikku starts helping. In no time the heartless are gone)
*Sora, Donald, and Goofy walk over to the girls*
Sora: Um.....Thanks for helping.
Donald: Yeah, thank you.
*Goofy just laughs and smiles at them*
Lulu: Yeah, whatever.
Rikku: Are you sure you don't know where Riku is?
Sora: Yes.
Rikku: *Sadly* Oh!
Lulu: You know Sora, Moomba doesn't like you! *Holds Moomba up in front of her*
*Sora raises his eye brow in further confusion*
Goofy: What is that?
Lulu: It's Moomba! Weren't you listening?!
Rikku: Can I have your keyblade?
*Sora turns to Rikku*
Sora: What? *He asks unsure of what he heard*
Rikku: *Annoyed at having to repeat herself* Can I have your keyblade?!........Pleeese?!
Sora: Well, no.....I need it, to save Kairi and defeat all the heartless.
*Rikku grumbles*
Sora: Um, we should go. Come on Donald and Goofy. *He begins to walk away*
Goofy: Bye! *Smiling he leaves*
Donald: Well, uh........Bye, too I guess. *He too leaves*
Lulu: Hey Sora get back here! I know your lying! You know where Riku is, I know it!
Rikku: Why Sora you......you midori niwatori!
(They are now out of sight)
Lulu: Oh, so you've up graded from boogar to midori niwatori?! Wow, I'm so impressed by your intelligent vocabulary, I mean it's great, Sora's a green chicken! Brilliant!
Rikku: Oh, be quiet Lulu! You know it's fun to say those words!
Lulu: *Smiling* Yeah, I know!
Rikku: *Sounding somewhat disappointed* So now what?
Lulu: Why is it you think I'm suppose to know?!
Rikku: Oh, I'm soooo sorry! I keep forgetting your just an air head!
Lulu: Yeah, just like you!
(The surroundings start to blur again)
Rikku: Whoa, it's happening again!........*Looks over at Lulu, concerned* Are you okay? You look a little midori?.......You're not going to vomit on me, are you? *She backs up looking disgusted*
Lulu: Maybe. *Moves closer to Rikku and starts pretending to vomit, then starts laughing*
Rikku: *Angry* That wasn't funny Lulu!
Lulu: It was to! You should have seen the look on your face when you thought I was going to vomit on you, it was classic! *Starts laughing*
Rikku: *Sarcastically* Yeah, so funny! *Crosses her arms and looks away, still angry*
(Their surroundings are still blurry)
Rikku: *Out of know where* I wonder if I can sell Moomba.
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: Yeah! Let see...... Hm..... How about three shillings for the possessed doll?!
Lulu: Stop it Rikku! Shesh, quoting Shrek! Come on, get a life yourself!
Rikku: How am I suppose to with you as my sister? It's impossible! *Pulls out one of Lulu's hair sticks and flicks her in the forehead with it*
Lulu: Hey, ow! Give that back you brat!!!!!
Rikku: No, Inu!
Lulu: I should roast you! *Grabs her hair piece back and angrily puts it back into her hair* Why'd you do that any ways baka?!
Rikku: Because, look at my arm! *Mimicking Lulu* Oh, it wont bruise. Oh, yeah look at that! Ha! It did bruise, and your the baka!
*Lulu gets ready to have Moomba attack Rikku but stops, as their surroundings, once again clear*
Lulu: Your lucky. *Calmly* It's clearing again.
Rikku: No duh! It's not like I can't see that!
Lulu: Grrrrrr! *Curls her lip*
*The girls turn as they hear a voice*
Voice: Who are you?!
Rikku: What?
Lulu: Huh?
*They look up to see Ansem standing in front of them*
Rikku: Wow, it's Ansem! Cool!
Lulu: Look Moomba, look who it is. *Point Ansem out to Moomba*
Rikku: *Excited* Your sooo cool, Ansem! *Turns to Lulu to see if she's thinking the same thing as she is*
*Lulu and Rikku nod at each other and then turn back to Ansem*
Lulu & Rikku: *Excited, they say in unison* Can we have your autograph?!!!
Ansem: Huh? *Taken back not expecting that*
Rikku: *Turns to Lulu* You always forget to say please! No wonder no one ever wants to give us an autograph! Shesh! *Rolls her eyes then turns back to Ansem* Can we please have your autograph?!
Lulu: Hey, what do you mean?! You don't always say please either! *Meaning to bump her in the arm, Lulu accidentally touched Rikku's elbow*
Rikku: *Gasps* Lulu, you pervert! *Accusingly* You intentionally touched my elbow, didn't you?!
*Lulu doesn't say anything. They look seriously at each other for a moment then burst out laughing* (*Nasu: Use sisters have an inside joke about elbows. Just thought you readers should know*)
Ansem: You two are very unusual.
Rikku: *Smiling* Thank you.
Ansem: Come over to the darkness! Darkness is the only way! Darkness will override the light!
Lulu: Heh heh heh! Darkness, heh heh heh!
Rikku: Lulu snap out of it!
Lulu: Man, I could make so much money on this game for every time the word darkness was said!
Rikku: Yes, I know Lulu.
Ansem: Come, join the darkness!
Lulu: Heh heh heh!
Rikku: No, we can't.
Lulu: Heh heh, argh!
*Rikku elbows her in the side. (*Ryu: Elbow, heh heh heh. *Ryu coughs then clears her throat. Ryu: The story, yes, right*)*
Rikku: Lulu Knock it off!
Lulu: *Smiles* Sorry.
Ansem: If you wont join then there is no reason for you two to go on living in this world of darkness!
Rikku: *Looks at Lulu, warning her not to start again, squinting her eyes evilly* Lulu......
Lulu: It's okay, I'm fine. No worries.
*Rikku turns back to Ansem*
Rikku: *Sadly* So I guess this means no autograph?
Lulu: I think this would be a good time to leave Kingdom Hearts. As much as I love this game, Ansem's hard to beat and he's scary.
Rikku: *Nods* Yeah, I think your right. And I think we might even have made him madder.
*Rikku reaches in her pouch on her leg, where she keeps her candle and matches, and pulls them out*
Rikku: Sorry we can't stick around, but we've got uh....... other pressing matters.
Lulu: *Looks at Ansem* Just for the road, how about another darkness, pleeese?!
Ansem: Darkness is life! *He rushes towards them*
Lulu: *Smiling* Heh heh, thanks.
Rikku: It's been fun but we've really got to go, later!
Lulu: Bye! Darkness, heh heh!
*Rikku rolls her eyes at Lulu and lights the candle just as Sora shows up and they suddenly hear Riku's voice*
*Rikku and Lulu look at each other and gasp*
Rikku: No! Riku!
Lulu: Stop, not yet! Blow the candle out!
Rikku: I can't! It's to late!
Rikku & Lulu: Nooooooo!
(Everything goes black)
Lulu: You baka, Rikku! Why'd you have to light that stupid candle?!
Rikku: It was already lit before we heard him! It's not my fault!
Lulu: It is to! It's all you fault!
Rikku: No it's not! It was your idea to leave when we did! Argh!
*They start swinging at each other in the darkness but they miss each time. (*Tsuki: Heh heh, darkness.*) *
Rikku: Hey, hold still!
Lulu: You hold still!
Lulu & Rikku: Argh!!!!!
Rikku: Hm?.....Wait, stop!
Lulu: *Pausing* Huh? What, what's wrong?
Rikku: I dropped the candle!
Lulu: What?!
Rikku: Help me look for it!
(It's still dark as the girls drop to their hands and knees and begin crawling, (*Ryu: Heh heh, crawling is Bakura's song. Tskui: *Annoyed* Get back to the story Ryu!*) around searching with their hands for the lost rosoku.)
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Ryu: So how was it?!
Tsuki: Another masterpiece, huh?
Ryu: Oh, I would give you sisters pocky and cream savers but like was said before the story we were sick and unfortunately the candy was contaminated with our sick germs. So I'll just have to come up with something else.
Tsuki: Oh, no you wont! You can't give away any of my things!
Ryu: We'll see about that.
Tsuki: Ryu!
Ryu: What?
Nasu: As usually I'm the peace maker. Come on you two hug and make up. Sisters shouldn't fight.
Tsuki: Oh, stay out of it Nasu!
Nasu: *Gasps* Fine I'll leave!
Ryu: You hurt her feelings!
Tsuki: It wasn't just me it was you too!
Ryu: I wasn't the one who told her to stay out of it, that was you!
*They start arguing, again*
Nasu: Stop it!!!!! *A vain in her forehead begins to bulge*
*Ryu and Tsuki gulp*
Tsuki: *Scared* Uh, I'm sorry Nasu. I didn't mean it.
Ryu: *Scared too* Yeah, we're sorry. See look.
*They hug each other and smile at her*
Nasu: *Laughing* I scared you two didn't I? Bet you didn't know I had it in me.
*Ryu and Tsuki try to smile*
Nasu: Well now that I've got them straightened up, please review.
Ryu: Yes, please do review.
Tsuki: We'll be nice to each other if you do.
Ryu: Yeah, promise.
*Both Ryu and Tsuki have their fingers crossed behind their backs*
Nasu: See, isn't it fun being nice to each other?
*Ryu and Tsuki just smile, somewhat evilly*
Tsuki: See you later, fans!
Ryu: And don't forget to review!