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NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!! Chapter 1: A little encounter in the bathroom
It all began after the gang had saved the world from Meteor. Midgar had been demolished, the population of the world decimated. All 9 of the gang were tired. They headed off to Cloud's little getaway in Costa Del Sol.
They got in, had dinner, and went to sleep.
THE NEXT DAY
As the gentle dawn with fingertips of rose touched the world, Tifa woke up next to Cloud. she remembered last night and blushed rosily. She went to the bathroom to get dressed and make breakfast.
MEANWHILE
At the same time, Yuffie woke up next to Vincent. She recalled the night before and laughed exuberantly. She gave Vincent a light kiss on the forehead, and went to the bathroom to get dressed.
(In this fic, there are now two bathrooms in Cloud's house in Costa Del Sol. lol) Tifa was enjoying one of the best showers of her life. Suddenly, the door banged open and Cid shuffled in. Apparently he was deaf, as he didn't hear the shower running. Anyway, he went to the sink and started brushing. Tifa, meanwhile, was freaking out. I mean, who wouldn't be? So she turned off the shower, put on her towel, and said, "Cid! I'm in the bathroom!" ...No answer. "CID! I'm in the bathroom!" ...No answer. This drove her over the edge. "CID! I'M IN THE FRICKING BATHROOM, YA RETARDED MORON!" Cid groggily looked over at Tifa, who was huddling in her towel behind the translucent glass. He jerked upright, gave a startled oath, and ran out of the bathroom muttering curses under his breath.
MEANWHILE AGAIN
Yuffie was relieving herself after quite a while (The whole game!! That's pretty long! lmao) and she gave a contented sigh. Suddenly, she heard: "CID! I'M IN THE FRICKING BATHROOM, YA RETARDED MORON!" Yuffie, hearing the voice and recognizing it as Tifa's, started cracking up. But then, she caught the faint sound of the creaking board outside the bathroom door. She panicked. She bolted up, ran to the door, and...was too late. Cid had just opened the door and was now standing there like a poleaxed deer in the path of a car. Her embarassment fueled her limit break, and she used All Creation. He was blasted back through the door, and out of the window next to the door. (Shut up...there's a window there if I say there is. ) Yuffie, white faced and panting, shut the door with trembling fingers. She slowly locked the door, and went back to the Bowl of Doom. (The toilet. lol)
JUST BEFORE
Cloud, hearing Tifa's yell, sat bolt upright. Then he realized what she had yelled, and chuckled. He slowly went back under the blankets and slid back asleep.
A LITTLE FURTHER BACK THAN JUST BEFORE
Vincent, his amazingly tuned-in senses picking up the slight movement of the bed cause by Yuffie's graceful departure, woke him up. He was on his way to the bathroom furthest from his room, because Yuffie would have gone into the closest one, when he heard Tifa's yell. His face registered no more emotion than a slight smile growing at the edges of his mouth and amusement causing his eyes to glow with merriment. He turned toward the kitchen and started on breakfast.
NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!! Chapter 1: A little encounter in the bathroom
It all began after the gang had saved the world from Meteor. Midgar had been demolished, the population of the world decimated. All 9 of the gang were tired. They headed off to Cloud's little getaway in Costa Del Sol.
They got in, had dinner, and went to sleep.
THE NEXT DAY
As the gentle dawn with fingertips of rose touched the world, Tifa woke up next to Cloud. she remembered last night and blushed rosily. She went to the bathroom to get dressed and make breakfast.
MEANWHILE
At the same time, Yuffie woke up next to Vincent. She recalled the night before and laughed exuberantly. She gave Vincent a light kiss on the forehead, and went to the bathroom to get dressed.
(In this fic, there are now two bathrooms in Cloud's house in Costa Del Sol. lol) Tifa was enjoying one of the best showers of her life. Suddenly, the door banged open and Cid shuffled in. Apparently he was deaf, as he didn't hear the shower running. Anyway, he went to the sink and started brushing. Tifa, meanwhile, was freaking out. I mean, who wouldn't be? So she turned off the shower, put on her towel, and said, "Cid! I'm in the bathroom!" ...No answer. "CID! I'm in the bathroom!" ...No answer. This drove her over the edge. "CID! I'M IN THE FRICKING BATHROOM, YA RETARDED MORON!" Cid groggily looked over at Tifa, who was huddling in her towel behind the translucent glass. He jerked upright, gave a startled oath, and ran out of the bathroom muttering curses under his breath.
MEANWHILE AGAIN
Yuffie was relieving herself after quite a while (The whole game!! That's pretty long! lmao) and she gave a contented sigh. Suddenly, she heard: "CID! I'M IN THE FRICKING BATHROOM, YA RETARDED MORON!" Yuffie, hearing the voice and recognizing it as Tifa's, started cracking up. But then, she caught the faint sound of the creaking board outside the bathroom door. She panicked. She bolted up, ran to the door, and...was too late. Cid had just opened the door and was now standing there like a poleaxed deer in the path of a car. Her embarassment fueled her limit break, and she used All Creation. He was blasted back through the door, and out of the window next to the door. (Shut up...there's a window there if I say there is. ) Yuffie, white faced and panting, shut the door with trembling fingers. She slowly locked the door, and went back to the Bowl of Doom. (The toilet. lol)
JUST BEFORE
Cloud, hearing Tifa's yell, sat bolt upright. Then he realized what she had yelled, and chuckled. He slowly went back under the blankets and slid back asleep.
A LITTLE FURTHER BACK THAN JUST BEFORE
Vincent, his amazingly tuned-in senses picking up the slight movement of the bed cause by Yuffie's graceful departure, woke him up. He was on his way to the bathroom furthest from his room, because Yuffie would have gone into the closest one, when he heard Tifa's yell. His face registered no more emotion than a slight smile growing at the edges of his mouth and amusement causing his eyes to glow with merriment. He turned toward the kitchen and started on breakfast.