**Deb! I'm sorry! I forgot again! This time it'll be the FIRST thing I
type! DO NOT put me in a story with Big Show! LOL. You weren't the one to
flame me. I was told my story sucks dick. Yay!
Louise, Shane's a guy. Of COURSE he's oblivious!
Kali, I know I love Stephanie too but because of what Shane did she's not talking to him anymore.
Thank you all!**
"Jenny, where'd my file go?" I ask. She looks up from her paperwork.
"What file?" She asks.
"The one with my Justin Credible storyline."
"Isn't it saved on your laptop?"
"I've looked there. And on my office computer and home one. I've checked everywhere."
"Would you like me to check my computer?"
"I'd love it and appreciate it." I say. Her fingers start flying across her keyboard. I'm confident she'll find it so I go back to working on the stuff I already have.
My door slams open and without looking up I know who it is. I can hear him breathing. I look up and start cracking up laughing. Jenny looks up from her computer and tries not to laugh. It didn't work. She's laughing almost as hard as I am.
Chris is standing there in nothing but a towel covering his lower half. His hair is what's making us laugh. It's electric blue with hot pink streaks in it.
"Christine, I mean Christopher, can I help you?" I ask while I can. Jenny almost falls off of her chair laughing. Chris gives a little sarcastic laugh then glares at me.
"I don't know who did this. All I can say is everyone better watch their backs because I will kill them." Chris says calmly.
"I think it looks nice." Jenny says between fits of giggles. I snicker but control myself.
"Can't you bleach it out or something?" I ask, thinking of a familiar incident Stephanie had.
"I can't do anything to it for six weeks! The guys told me that much. Six weeks! For six weeks I have to walk around like this!"
"I'm sure your wife Jessica will enjoy it." I say. Anger flashes through Chris's blue eyes.
"She'll hate it more than I do!"
"Ok how about this. Chris Jericho gets injured so Moongoose McQueen, the eccentric rock star, takes his place!" Jenny suggests. Chris stomps his foot and grabs his towel as it almost slides off his muscular waist.
"That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard! Why would Moongoose help Jericho? THEY HATE EACH OTHER!" Chris screams. Once I regain my composure I start talking.
"Wear a hat to the ring."
"I HATE THIS PLACE!" Chris screams as he walks out. Tony and I laugh for god knows how long.
"Have you found the file?" I ask.
"Oh. Hold on I got distracted. I'll continue to look." She says. I nod.
I turn on the TV and flip on Raw. How cares if I give them ratings? It's not like they'll ever beat mine.
~~~~~~
I stare at the screen in horror. I think Jenny has been trying to talk to me but I haven't been paying attention. I've blocked the whole outside world out. What I just seen on WWE TV was MY story line for Credible! The one I typed out and lost! Just as I suspected the fans LOVED it!
"Mr. McMahon are you ok?" Jenny asks.
"No! Did you see that?"
"Well no. I was looking for the file and I found it on my computer. Strange really. I thought you saved it on yours."
"They just used my story line! They probably read it then put it in yours so by the time we found it they could have already used it!"
"Who are they?"
"They! Vince probably!"
"I don't think Vince would go into your computer."
"Well somebody did it! Maybe Stephanie. Pat Patterson. Mea Young. I don't know!" I'm freaking out.
"Shh Shane. It's ok. We have an ample amount of other great story lines. You know what Jenny? You're right. You are absolutely right. Thank you."
"Your welcome."
"I'm going to make myself a cup of coffee. Would you like anything?" I ask. She shakes her head. I walk out of the room. The truth is I'm still pissed off. Very pissed off.
Louise, Shane's a guy. Of COURSE he's oblivious!
Kali, I know I love Stephanie too but because of what Shane did she's not talking to him anymore.
Thank you all!**
"Jenny, where'd my file go?" I ask. She looks up from her paperwork.
"What file?" She asks.
"The one with my Justin Credible storyline."
"Isn't it saved on your laptop?"
"I've looked there. And on my office computer and home one. I've checked everywhere."
"Would you like me to check my computer?"
"I'd love it and appreciate it." I say. Her fingers start flying across her keyboard. I'm confident she'll find it so I go back to working on the stuff I already have.
My door slams open and without looking up I know who it is. I can hear him breathing. I look up and start cracking up laughing. Jenny looks up from her computer and tries not to laugh. It didn't work. She's laughing almost as hard as I am.
Chris is standing there in nothing but a towel covering his lower half. His hair is what's making us laugh. It's electric blue with hot pink streaks in it.
"Christine, I mean Christopher, can I help you?" I ask while I can. Jenny almost falls off of her chair laughing. Chris gives a little sarcastic laugh then glares at me.
"I don't know who did this. All I can say is everyone better watch their backs because I will kill them." Chris says calmly.
"I think it looks nice." Jenny says between fits of giggles. I snicker but control myself.
"Can't you bleach it out or something?" I ask, thinking of a familiar incident Stephanie had.
"I can't do anything to it for six weeks! The guys told me that much. Six weeks! For six weeks I have to walk around like this!"
"I'm sure your wife Jessica will enjoy it." I say. Anger flashes through Chris's blue eyes.
"She'll hate it more than I do!"
"Ok how about this. Chris Jericho gets injured so Moongoose McQueen, the eccentric rock star, takes his place!" Jenny suggests. Chris stomps his foot and grabs his towel as it almost slides off his muscular waist.
"That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard! Why would Moongoose help Jericho? THEY HATE EACH OTHER!" Chris screams. Once I regain my composure I start talking.
"Wear a hat to the ring."
"I HATE THIS PLACE!" Chris screams as he walks out. Tony and I laugh for god knows how long.
"Have you found the file?" I ask.
"Oh. Hold on I got distracted. I'll continue to look." She says. I nod.
I turn on the TV and flip on Raw. How cares if I give them ratings? It's not like they'll ever beat mine.
~~~~~~
I stare at the screen in horror. I think Jenny has been trying to talk to me but I haven't been paying attention. I've blocked the whole outside world out. What I just seen on WWE TV was MY story line for Credible! The one I typed out and lost! Just as I suspected the fans LOVED it!
"Mr. McMahon are you ok?" Jenny asks.
"No! Did you see that?"
"Well no. I was looking for the file and I found it on my computer. Strange really. I thought you saved it on yours."
"They just used my story line! They probably read it then put it in yours so by the time we found it they could have already used it!"
"Who are they?"
"They! Vince probably!"
"I don't think Vince would go into your computer."
"Well somebody did it! Maybe Stephanie. Pat Patterson. Mea Young. I don't know!" I'm freaking out.
"Shh Shane. It's ok. We have an ample amount of other great story lines. You know what Jenny? You're right. You are absolutely right. Thank you."
"Your welcome."
"I'm going to make myself a cup of coffee. Would you like anything?" I ask. She shakes her head. I walk out of the room. The truth is I'm still pissed off. Very pissed off.