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NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!!
Chapter 2: Food Poisoning, Death, Destruction, and...Chickens?!
1 HOUR LATER
When the middle-aged Dawn with fingertips of hot, scorching fire touched Cloud's house, (at noon, ) everybody had come to the kitchen. They were all seated at the table with the exception of Vincent, and the girls weren't happy. Tifa and Yuffie kept giving Cid the Evil-Eye, and their expressions promised vengeance. He cowered against the back of his chair and used a noticeably less amount of profanity. Vincent came to the table holding a pan of what appeared to be some freaky mixture of barf, some poop, and some charcoal. Everyone blanched and then tried to disguise it. Vincent acted as if he didn't notice. He laid the pan on the table and served everyone equal slices. They chokingly forced it down their throats and tried to act as if they enjoyed it, without much success. Vincent looked hurt.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Cloud didn't feel so well. He went to his room and laid down. All the others cam and visited him and asked if he was O.K. at some time or other, and he answered he was fine...although he obviously wasn't. He had a very high fever and severe stomach and body pains. Tifa called the doctor. He said he'd be over the next day. Little did she know that if he didn't get there within the hour, VERY bad things would happen...(vague enough for you? lol)
1 HOUR LATER
Cloud was having nightmares. He dreamed that his hair had turned into steel as sharp as the Ultima Weapon, and he Sephiroth had taken away the Ultima Weapon and he was forced to fight Sephiroth with nothing but him...and his hair. (XD!)
IN REALITY
Cloud jumped up out of his bed. (He was sleepwalking, people. ) Anyhow, he jumped up out of his bed, his head down like a charging bull's head. He ran at the door and broke it open with his hair, which, even in reality, was hard as a rock.kind of like his head. (But that's just my opinion.lol) Anyway.he broke the door with his hair, and ran out of the house, breaking the front door also. In his mind, he was chasing after Sephiroth, and was killing enemies with his hair, not doors. He went to the beach where he had found Hojo (Or as I like to call him, Hobo. lol) and ran straight at some kids just about to run into the ocean. They had heard the rumors about the spiky headed person who had bought the President's House, and had heard he was really strong and mean. And now they saw him charging at them with his head lowered.the front boy yelled, "NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!" The middle boy used a new variation of the Transform materia to pointlessly transform himself into a chicken and ran away, and the last boy screamed, "LOOK OUT! IT'S WHORE HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and ran away. Cloud now turned around and trashed the inn and the surrounding shops with his deadly hair. He then proceeded to collapse.
THE NEXT DAY
The gang had brought Cloud back to his house, and the doctor had proclaimed his ailing Food Poisoning. Tifa, worried about Cloud, said, "Will he be OK, Doctor? It's not too serious, is it? (Your addiction to soap opera lines isn't too serious, is it, Tifa? (Who in real life is represented by a friend of mine) ) Anyhow, the doctor gave them some antibiotics and a week later Cloud was fine. Later on, Tifa kindly told Vincent that she would do the breakfast from now on, he didn't need to work so hard. (Lol!)
NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!!
Chapter 2: Food Poisoning, Death, Destruction, and...Chickens?!
1 HOUR LATER
When the middle-aged Dawn with fingertips of hot, scorching fire touched Cloud's house, (at noon, ) everybody had come to the kitchen. They were all seated at the table with the exception of Vincent, and the girls weren't happy. Tifa and Yuffie kept giving Cid the Evil-Eye, and their expressions promised vengeance. He cowered against the back of his chair and used a noticeably less amount of profanity. Vincent came to the table holding a pan of what appeared to be some freaky mixture of barf, some poop, and some charcoal. Everyone blanched and then tried to disguise it. Vincent acted as if he didn't notice. He laid the pan on the table and served everyone equal slices. They chokingly forced it down their throats and tried to act as if they enjoyed it, without much success. Vincent looked hurt.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Cloud didn't feel so well. He went to his room and laid down. All the others cam and visited him and asked if he was O.K. at some time or other, and he answered he was fine...although he obviously wasn't. He had a very high fever and severe stomach and body pains. Tifa called the doctor. He said he'd be over the next day. Little did she know that if he didn't get there within the hour, VERY bad things would happen...(vague enough for you? lol)
1 HOUR LATER
Cloud was having nightmares. He dreamed that his hair had turned into steel as sharp as the Ultima Weapon, and he Sephiroth had taken away the Ultima Weapon and he was forced to fight Sephiroth with nothing but him...and his hair. (XD!)
IN REALITY
Cloud jumped up out of his bed. (He was sleepwalking, people. ) Anyhow, he jumped up out of his bed, his head down like a charging bull's head. He ran at the door and broke it open with his hair, which, even in reality, was hard as a rock.kind of like his head. (But that's just my opinion.lol) Anyway.he broke the door with his hair, and ran out of the house, breaking the front door also. In his mind, he was chasing after Sephiroth, and was killing enemies with his hair, not doors. He went to the beach where he had found Hojo (Or as I like to call him, Hobo. lol) and ran straight at some kids just about to run into the ocean. They had heard the rumors about the spiky headed person who had bought the President's House, and had heard he was really strong and mean. And now they saw him charging at them with his head lowered.the front boy yelled, "NOT THE HAIR!! AUGH!!!!" The middle boy used a new variation of the Transform materia to pointlessly transform himself into a chicken and ran away, and the last boy screamed, "LOOK OUT! IT'S WHORE HEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and ran away. Cloud now turned around and trashed the inn and the surrounding shops with his deadly hair. He then proceeded to collapse.
THE NEXT DAY
The gang had brought Cloud back to his house, and the doctor had proclaimed his ailing Food Poisoning. Tifa, worried about Cloud, said, "Will he be OK, Doctor? It's not too serious, is it? (Your addiction to soap opera lines isn't too serious, is it, Tifa? (Who in real life is represented by a friend of mine) ) Anyhow, the doctor gave them some antibiotics and a week later Cloud was fine. Later on, Tifa kindly told Vincent that she would do the breakfast from now on, he didn't need to work so hard. (Lol!)