Tina and Bob slowly approached the enraged Jedi.
Tina jumped a mile when Anakin barley missed her with his lightsaber. "Why you bloody fool!" she said, reaching out and grabbing Anakin's lightsaber.
He looked at her, startled. "Hey!!" he said, trying to use the Force to call his lightsaber towards him.
To his great surprise, it remained in Tina's hand! Anakin frowned, and tried again.
He stopped when a soft voice whispered in his ear, "Anakin, I don't think the Force-field is strong enough on this planet."
He turned left to look at his Master - wait, that was the movie screen.
Another left turn, and he came face-to-face with Obi-Wan's lightsaber! Anakin, unable to take all the confusion, sat down, covered his eyes, and began to rock back and forth, saying, "I'm crazy, I'm crazy!"
******
The girls looked at each other, and back at the Jedi. "How about I grab Anakin, and you grab Obi-Wan? We need to get them away before something happens!" Tina said.
Bob nodded slowly, "yes, that seems like a fine plan. Good work, Padawan!"
Tina beamed.
"Okay.. What are we waiting for?" Bob asked.
"Um.. Well, they have lightsabers."
"Pshaw! Lets just move in slowly."
"Okay."
leisurely, the two girls reached over, and grabbed the Jedi!!
"Let go!" Anakin said, angrily.
"See! I KNEW they were Sith! I told you!" Obi-Wan retorted, glaring at his Padawan.
"Master! You're paranoid! But WHAT IN THE BLAZES ARE YOU GUYS DOING?"
Anakin yelled, glaring at Tina.
"We're taking you home." She replied, confidently.
The Jedi looked at each other.
"We're going to the Temple?" Obi-Wan asked, reluctantly following.
"No, OUR home." Tina replied. "Oh."
*****
Once they arrived at Bob's apartment, Anakin and Obi-Wan immediately began to check out the surroundings.
"What's this?" Anakin asked, picking up Tina's reading glasses. He observed them carefully, and handed them to his Master, who looked through the lenses.
"It appears it's some sort of. magnifying item."
Bob and Tina looked at each other, and laughed.
"Those are called glasses!" Bob said, between giggles, "They help us see."
Anakin took them back, and examined them. "How do they work?" he asked, handing the glasses to Tina.
"Well, you put them on, like this." Tina said, putting the glasses on.
The Jedi looked at each other,
"I don't get it." Obi-Wan said, slightly befuddled.
"Unless you have really bad eyesight, you don't need to." Bob said, with a slight chuckle.
Tina grabbed Bob's arm, and drug her into their bedroom, while the Jedi continued their poking and prodding.
*****
"Bob, what're we going to do about them?" She asked in a hushed tone.
Bob glanced at them, and back at Tina. "I don't know. They can't stay here forever!"
"Let's focus on tonight, alright?" Tina was being unusually serious!
"Well, let me see, we could share a room, and they could occupy the other one." Bob replied.
"They're two grown men! How about one sleeps on the couch?" Tina asked, taking charge like the Leo she was.
"Sounds fine to me."
Suddenly, a crash got both Tina and Bob running back into the living room before the Jedi could wreck anything!
*****
When they got to the living room, Anakin and Obi-Wan were standing innocently, hands behind their backs. " Okay, what'd you do?" Tina asked, rather bluntly.
Obi-Wan waggled his fingers in front of him, and said, "We didn't do anything."
Bob looked at them, amused. "Don't you know mind tricks only work on the weak minded?"
Obi-Wan frowned at them, "Of course I know." He retorted, grumpily.
"Well, what'd you do?" Tina reiterated.
Anakin grimaced, and moved ever so slightly.
Bob gasped when she saw her collection of rare cheese whiz's scattered all around behind the men.
The Jedi looked at each other, and gave Bob room to mourn the crash, and set it back up.
While she did that, Tina glanced over and for the first time, noticed that Obi-Wan hair and beard were sort of. scalded. Covering her hand to smother her giggles, she reached over and drug the burnt Jedi to the 'fresher.
*****
Anakin watched as Bob gave each of her cans a kiss, and gently put each one back on the shelf.
"Um.. need some help?"
"Are you kidding?" She said, glaring, "I don't even let Tintin touch my cans!"
"Oh."
After he watched her for a minute, he decided to go find Obi-Wan and Tina. But where to start? Anakin walked past the bathroom, and started to climb the stairs.
*****
"Here" Tina said, handing Obi-Wan a Gillette shaver. "Now hold on a minute while I find the cream."
She than turned around and began to dig around in a cabinet.
Obi-Wan stared at the shaver, and brought it to his mouth. "Hello?" He said, pressing the buttons on the side.
No answer.
Confused, he turned it around, and pressed the button.
The razor fell out!
But being the Jedi he is, Obi-Wan didn't know that it was a shaver, and not a comlink. So quickly, he set it down.
Tina straightened, holding a can of shaving cream.
"Um... I think your comlink is.... Ah... Broken." He said, pointing innocently at the shaver.
Tina laughed. "That's a shaver!"
"Shaver?" he questioned, grabbing the cream.
She nodded, and giggled some.
"Looks different from ours." He said.
Laughing, Tina walked out. "Have fun!" She called over her shoulder.
Obi-Wan looked at the now shut door for a minute, and then he focused his attention on the cream. There was a button on the top. What would happen if he pressed it...
"AUGH!"
*****
Anakin sat down on the carpeted floor.
He had wandered upstairs, and now he was lost!! Suddenly, his Master's scream startled him to his feet!
He ignited his lightsaber, and looked around. Wait, if he didn't even know where HE was, then how could he find his Master?
*****
AN: Will Anakin EVER find his way back? What caused Obi-Wan to scream?! Will Bob ever get her Cheese Whiz collection back in order? Well, if you wanna know, you gotta review!
Tina jumped a mile when Anakin barley missed her with his lightsaber. "Why you bloody fool!" she said, reaching out and grabbing Anakin's lightsaber.
He looked at her, startled. "Hey!!" he said, trying to use the Force to call his lightsaber towards him.
To his great surprise, it remained in Tina's hand! Anakin frowned, and tried again.
He stopped when a soft voice whispered in his ear, "Anakin, I don't think the Force-field is strong enough on this planet."
He turned left to look at his Master - wait, that was the movie screen.
Another left turn, and he came face-to-face with Obi-Wan's lightsaber! Anakin, unable to take all the confusion, sat down, covered his eyes, and began to rock back and forth, saying, "I'm crazy, I'm crazy!"
******
The girls looked at each other, and back at the Jedi. "How about I grab Anakin, and you grab Obi-Wan? We need to get them away before something happens!" Tina said.
Bob nodded slowly, "yes, that seems like a fine plan. Good work, Padawan!"
Tina beamed.
"Okay.. What are we waiting for?" Bob asked.
"Um.. Well, they have lightsabers."
"Pshaw! Lets just move in slowly."
"Okay."
leisurely, the two girls reached over, and grabbed the Jedi!!
"Let go!" Anakin said, angrily.
"See! I KNEW they were Sith! I told you!" Obi-Wan retorted, glaring at his Padawan.
"Master! You're paranoid! But WHAT IN THE BLAZES ARE YOU GUYS DOING?"
Anakin yelled, glaring at Tina.
"We're taking you home." She replied, confidently.
The Jedi looked at each other.
"We're going to the Temple?" Obi-Wan asked, reluctantly following.
"No, OUR home." Tina replied. "Oh."
*****
Once they arrived at Bob's apartment, Anakin and Obi-Wan immediately began to check out the surroundings.
"What's this?" Anakin asked, picking up Tina's reading glasses. He observed them carefully, and handed them to his Master, who looked through the lenses.
"It appears it's some sort of. magnifying item."
Bob and Tina looked at each other, and laughed.
"Those are called glasses!" Bob said, between giggles, "They help us see."
Anakin took them back, and examined them. "How do they work?" he asked, handing the glasses to Tina.
"Well, you put them on, like this." Tina said, putting the glasses on.
The Jedi looked at each other,
"I don't get it." Obi-Wan said, slightly befuddled.
"Unless you have really bad eyesight, you don't need to." Bob said, with a slight chuckle.
Tina grabbed Bob's arm, and drug her into their bedroom, while the Jedi continued their poking and prodding.
*****
"Bob, what're we going to do about them?" She asked in a hushed tone.
Bob glanced at them, and back at Tina. "I don't know. They can't stay here forever!"
"Let's focus on tonight, alright?" Tina was being unusually serious!
"Well, let me see, we could share a room, and they could occupy the other one." Bob replied.
"They're two grown men! How about one sleeps on the couch?" Tina asked, taking charge like the Leo she was.
"Sounds fine to me."
Suddenly, a crash got both Tina and Bob running back into the living room before the Jedi could wreck anything!
*****
When they got to the living room, Anakin and Obi-Wan were standing innocently, hands behind their backs. " Okay, what'd you do?" Tina asked, rather bluntly.
Obi-Wan waggled his fingers in front of him, and said, "We didn't do anything."
Bob looked at them, amused. "Don't you know mind tricks only work on the weak minded?"
Obi-Wan frowned at them, "Of course I know." He retorted, grumpily.
"Well, what'd you do?" Tina reiterated.
Anakin grimaced, and moved ever so slightly.
Bob gasped when she saw her collection of rare cheese whiz's scattered all around behind the men.
The Jedi looked at each other, and gave Bob room to mourn the crash, and set it back up.
While she did that, Tina glanced over and for the first time, noticed that Obi-Wan hair and beard were sort of. scalded. Covering her hand to smother her giggles, she reached over and drug the burnt Jedi to the 'fresher.
*****
Anakin watched as Bob gave each of her cans a kiss, and gently put each one back on the shelf.
"Um.. need some help?"
"Are you kidding?" She said, glaring, "I don't even let Tintin touch my cans!"
"Oh."
After he watched her for a minute, he decided to go find Obi-Wan and Tina. But where to start? Anakin walked past the bathroom, and started to climb the stairs.
*****
"Here" Tina said, handing Obi-Wan a Gillette shaver. "Now hold on a minute while I find the cream."
She than turned around and began to dig around in a cabinet.
Obi-Wan stared at the shaver, and brought it to his mouth. "Hello?" He said, pressing the buttons on the side.
No answer.
Confused, he turned it around, and pressed the button.
The razor fell out!
But being the Jedi he is, Obi-Wan didn't know that it was a shaver, and not a comlink. So quickly, he set it down.
Tina straightened, holding a can of shaving cream.
"Um... I think your comlink is.... Ah... Broken." He said, pointing innocently at the shaver.
Tina laughed. "That's a shaver!"
"Shaver?" he questioned, grabbing the cream.
She nodded, and giggled some.
"Looks different from ours." He said.
Laughing, Tina walked out. "Have fun!" She called over her shoulder.
Obi-Wan looked at the now shut door for a minute, and then he focused his attention on the cream. There was a button on the top. What would happen if he pressed it...
"AUGH!"
*****
Anakin sat down on the carpeted floor.
He had wandered upstairs, and now he was lost!! Suddenly, his Master's scream startled him to his feet!
He ignited his lightsaber, and looked around. Wait, if he didn't even know where HE was, then how could he find his Master?
*****
AN: Will Anakin EVER find his way back? What caused Obi-Wan to scream?! Will Bob ever get her Cheese Whiz collection back in order? Well, if you wanna know, you gotta review!