Alternate Ending
Katie sat looking at Cory flirt with the new girls around the office. For the last week she couldn't concintrate on work and all she did was draw pictures of herself and Sephiroth together. She turned away from the elevator where her collegue stood to get some water. She heard the elevator door open and a scream from the new girl. Katie turned sharply around to see Sephiroth with a bouqet of flowers.

Sephiroth: I can't live without you.

Katie: I feel the same way.
And there was a connection there. 5 years later Sephiroth and Katie get married. Laura is seen drinking from a flask saying They'll get there's...

10 years later Sephiroth is murdered on his front porch. The killer is never found.

15 years later Katie and Laura rekindle a broken friendship and the world is content once more.

50 years later Katie and Sephiroth's children visit both thier graves and drag their butts on them. I guess it was a happy ending after all.

A question still hasn't been answered though.... Don't you want to french kiss Gene Simmons?