Alternate Ending 2

Katie and Laura sit in the library staring at each other like always. Suddenly Sephiroth walks in.

Sephiroth: I have propistion for you....
And 9 months later Sephiroth laid an egg and I was born. I am a glanotious cube and I wear a bow. Am I a lady? Who knows? I am just the mix of Laura, Katie, and Sephiroth. Can you guess what happened?