Disclaimer: NOT MINE! THEY CAN NEVER BE MINE! who and what? oh, Yu-Gi-
Oh and its characters... alrighty-dighty? alrighty... and "I Will
Survive" by Gloria Gaynor isn't mine either... very cool song
though... ^_^ very disco-y... "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin isn't
mine either... hmmm, dunno why there's songs in this one O.o
Warnings: I have absolutely no idea... GLORY TO, uhhhhh... STUFF THAT I CAN'T SAY! LIKE "RED LEATHER, YELLOW LEATHER"!
Kaiba: You can't say that?
Nanashi: no! can you!?
Kaiba: ... why do you try to say it...
Nanashi: I had to read Shakespeare once, monologues from Romeo & Juliet, I was Romeo and...
Kaiba: You... you were Romeo!? *laughs hysterically*
Nanashi: ANYWAYS! moving on!!! I had to learn to move my tongue a certain way... no thinking hentai, Kaiba...
Kaiba: what? I didn't say anything! *snickers*
Nanashi: *sticks tongue out...* so, if I could say "red leather, yellow leather" I could read Shakespeare easilier... make sense?
Kaiba: no... and what's easilier?
Nanashi: MY WORD! JUST LIKE "THINGAMABIG! and, I'm starting..!
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"AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID! I WAS PETRIFIED!" Tea sang. "KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE!"
"MAKE HER STOP! PLEASE!" Kaiba howled, as he clutched at his ears, shaking his head violently.
"AND I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS! THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG! AND I GREW STRONG! I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG!"
"MY EARS! MY DARLING EARS!" Malik shouted, also covering his ears.
"AND SO YOU'RE BACK! FROM OUTER SPACE! I JUST WALKED IN TO FIND YOU HERE WITH THAT SAD LOOK UPON OUR FACE!"
"I've had enough of this!" Yami Bakura muttered. Then he changed back to normal Bakura. Who's eyes widened. "Oh sure, let me come back, NOW?!" He grimaced, and pressed his hands firmly against his ears, trying to block out any sound. Tristan was covering his ears, wincing, "make it stop..." he pleaded.
Yami cringed, "whatever I did to deserve this, I'm sorry!" he yelled.
"I SHOULDA CHANGED THAT STUPID LOCK! I SHOULDA MADE YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY! IF I HAD KNOWN FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU'D BE BACK TO BOTHER ME!"
Joey was grimacing, trying to steer with one hand, and trying to cover his right ear with his free hand. "TEA! STOP!" he yelled. Of course she didn't.
"OH NOW GO! WALK OUT THE DOOR! JUST TURN AROUND NOW! 'CAUSE YOU'RE WELCOME ANYMORE! WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO TRIED TO BREAK ME WITH GOOD- BYE?! YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE! YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE..!"
Tea paused, the guys sighed in relief.
Then, "OH NO, NOT I!"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I WILL SURVIVE! OH AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE! I'VE GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE! I'VE GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE! I'LL SURVIVE! I WILL SURVIVE..!"
"STOP IT, ALREADY!!!" the guys all shouted.
"WHAT!?" Tea snapped, "it's a good song!"
"It is a good song, Tea..." Yami said, slowly, "but... you can't quite... ummmm, well... it's just, that... uhhh, well... just that, uhhh..." he paused, trying to put it, tactfully.
"'Just' what?" Tea demanded.
"You're singing's lousy!" Kaiba snapped.
"WHAAT!? You guys can't sing any better!"
"It's a known fact that Malik used to be in a choir!"
"WHAAT?!" Malik yelped, "no, it isn't!"
Joey glared at him through the rearview mirror. Eyeing him, telling him to play-along.
"Oh... uhhhh, it's not supposed to be well-known..." he glared at Bakura, "who did you tell!?" Bakura blinked a few times, confused.
"What?"
"Prove it! Sing!" Tea challenged.
Malik froze, well that was unexpected. He glanced at Bakura for help. He shrugged, helplessly. Sighing, Malik turned back to Tea, "you know who you remind me of..? That octopus lady from that Mermaid cartoon...[1]"
"Ursula..?" Tristan asked.
"Yeah, her..."
Tea glared at Malik, "Sing!"
"See!?"
"Oh yeah... she does..." Kaiba agreed, with a smirk as he nodded.
"SING, MALIK!"
"Ack! I can't show off my voice to anyone, you know..." Malik sniffed, as he looked away from Tea.
Kaiba then punched him in the back, lightly, "I wanna hear, too..." he said, with a smug smirk.
"ERK!" Malik froze, again. That was unexpected, too!
"SING!" Kaiba and Tea said at the same time. Malik turned to Bakura for help, who smiled apologetically, and turned to Tristan.
"So, how're you?"
Tristan blinked, then nodded, "I'm fine... how about you..?"
And from there, they carried on a conversation. Obviously to avoid any involvement in the whole singing conversation.
Yami was biting his lip, trying not to laugh. Which Malik noticed, with a narrow of his eyes, Malik pointed at him.
"Yugi was in the choir, too! He has to help me!" Malik cried.
"I'm not Yugi!" Yami said, hastily.
"You have his body, so that must mean you have his vocal cords..." Malik insisted. Yami turned red at the term, 'you have his body', although that's probably not what Malik meant. But that's how Yami kind of took it. All in all, it was embarassing.
"Joey... can we stop somewhere..?" Yami asked, avoiding Malik, Tea and Kaiba's eyes.
"Next stop isn't for another hour, Yuge... or, Yami... whichever... sorry..." Joey said, with a shake of his head.
Yami sighed.
"SING!" Kaiba and Tea ordered.
"What do you want us to sing, then?" Malik asked, with the emphasis on the 'us'. Yami narrowed his crimson eyes at Malik.
"I hate you..." he hissed. Malik smiled, almost wickedly.
Tea clasped her hands under her chin, her eyes turning starry. "Sing 'Take my Breath Away'... I love that song!"
Yami bit his lip. Damn, he knew that song, too! Malik grimaced. Why?! Why!? Why did he have to know romance tunes!? Yami and Malik glanced at each other. "You know it?" they asked in unison. "No..." they both replied. Then they turned back to Tea, "nope, don't know it..."
Tea's face fell, "darn..."
Bakura glanced at Malik, and smiled, mischieviously, "you're a terrible liar, Malik..."
"Huh?"
Tristan and Joey grinned at each other in the rearview mirror, then they looked at Yami, "your lying's no better..." they told him. Yami's face fell.
"What?"
Kaiba grinned, "so you do both know it? Then sing!"
Tea clapped her hands in delight. "Yay! Sing now!"
"Wouldn't it be easier just to turn on the radio?" Yami asked, slowly. Malik nodded in agreement. Tea and Kaiba shook their heads. Yami bit his lip, slightly. "I think it's best I let Yugi back out..." he mumbled.
"NOPE! GOTTA SING!" Tea yelled. Yami sighed.
"You vowed to protect Yugi, from anything, Yami... don't you think embarassment counts?" Tristan asked, with a small grin. He kind of wanted to hear Yami sing, too. Joey grinned.
"I think it should count..."
"Traitors..." Yami muttered, "and here I considered you my friends..." he glared at Malik. "Look what you got me into!"
Malik shrugged, "I said Yugi, not Yami..."
"I'm not Yugi!"
"I know... same difference..."
Yami grimaced, and slipped out of his seat, with a classic look of anime-ish exasperation on his face.
"We're waiting..." Kaiba said, with a smirk.
I give up, Yami thought, with a frown. Then in a soft, smooth voice, he began.
"Watching every motion, In my foolish lover's game..." he sang, his cheeks reddening, his eyes closed, so he wouldn't see the looks of disbelief or amusement.
On the contrary. Everyone was staring at him in shock. Well, for an ancient Pharoah, he had a pretty nice voice.
With a sigh, Yami moved on, "On this endless ocean, Finally lovers know no shame... Turning and returning, To some secret place inside... Watching in slow motion, As you turn around and say..."
Tea was smiling wistfully, staring off into space, as she listened. Joey was grinning, nice song, he thought. Kaiba was staring at Yami, unbeknownst to him, that Malik was trying not to laugh at the ridiculous lovestruck expression on the rich boy's face.
Tristan and Bakura... well, we'll leave them alone for the time being.[2]
Still feeling like a fool, Yami went on. "Take my breath away... take my breath away... Watching I keep waiting, Still anticipating love... Never hesitating to become the fated ones... turning and returning... to some secret place to hide..."
Yami's singing voice continued to flow from the van, as they drove into the sunset.
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[1] The Little Mermaid, and it's property of Disney, not me...
[2] I CAN'T HELP IT! I'm a sucker for those two! ah well... sorry, again v.v I'm a sap... at least I'm not going into detail...
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Short chapter! And that's all there is to it... curses, huh? ah well...
Warnings: I have absolutely no idea... GLORY TO, uhhhhh... STUFF THAT I CAN'T SAY! LIKE "RED LEATHER, YELLOW LEATHER"!
Kaiba: You can't say that?
Nanashi: no! can you!?
Kaiba: ... why do you try to say it...
Nanashi: I had to read Shakespeare once, monologues from Romeo & Juliet, I was Romeo and...
Kaiba: You... you were Romeo!? *laughs hysterically*
Nanashi: ANYWAYS! moving on!!! I had to learn to move my tongue a certain way... no thinking hentai, Kaiba...
Kaiba: what? I didn't say anything! *snickers*
Nanashi: *sticks tongue out...* so, if I could say "red leather, yellow leather" I could read Shakespeare easilier... make sense?
Kaiba: no... and what's easilier?
Nanashi: MY WORD! JUST LIKE "THINGAMABIG! and, I'm starting..!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID! I WAS PETRIFIED!" Tea sang. "KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE!"
"MAKE HER STOP! PLEASE!" Kaiba howled, as he clutched at his ears, shaking his head violently.
"AND I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS! THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG! AND I GREW STRONG! I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG!"
"MY EARS! MY DARLING EARS!" Malik shouted, also covering his ears.
"AND SO YOU'RE BACK! FROM OUTER SPACE! I JUST WALKED IN TO FIND YOU HERE WITH THAT SAD LOOK UPON OUR FACE!"
"I've had enough of this!" Yami Bakura muttered. Then he changed back to normal Bakura. Who's eyes widened. "Oh sure, let me come back, NOW?!" He grimaced, and pressed his hands firmly against his ears, trying to block out any sound. Tristan was covering his ears, wincing, "make it stop..." he pleaded.
Yami cringed, "whatever I did to deserve this, I'm sorry!" he yelled.
"I SHOULDA CHANGED THAT STUPID LOCK! I SHOULDA MADE YOU LEAVE YOUR KEY! IF I HAD KNOWN FOR ONE SECOND THAT YOU'D BE BACK TO BOTHER ME!"
Joey was grimacing, trying to steer with one hand, and trying to cover his right ear with his free hand. "TEA! STOP!" he yelled. Of course she didn't.
"OH NOW GO! WALK OUT THE DOOR! JUST TURN AROUND NOW! 'CAUSE YOU'RE WELCOME ANYMORE! WEREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO TRIED TO BREAK ME WITH GOOD- BYE?! YOU THINK I'D CRUMBLE! YOU THINK I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE..!"
Tea paused, the guys sighed in relief.
Then, "OH NO, NOT I!"
"AUGHHHHHHHHHH!"
"I WILL SURVIVE! OH AS LONG AS I KNOW HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE! I'VE GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE! I'VE GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE! I'LL SURVIVE! I WILL SURVIVE..!"
"STOP IT, ALREADY!!!" the guys all shouted.
"WHAT!?" Tea snapped, "it's a good song!"
"It is a good song, Tea..." Yami said, slowly, "but... you can't quite... ummmm, well... it's just, that... uhhh, well... just that, uhhh..." he paused, trying to put it, tactfully.
"'Just' what?" Tea demanded.
"You're singing's lousy!" Kaiba snapped.
"WHAAT!? You guys can't sing any better!"
"It's a known fact that Malik used to be in a choir!"
"WHAAT?!" Malik yelped, "no, it isn't!"
Joey glared at him through the rearview mirror. Eyeing him, telling him to play-along.
"Oh... uhhhh, it's not supposed to be well-known..." he glared at Bakura, "who did you tell!?" Bakura blinked a few times, confused.
"What?"
"Prove it! Sing!" Tea challenged.
Malik froze, well that was unexpected. He glanced at Bakura for help. He shrugged, helplessly. Sighing, Malik turned back to Tea, "you know who you remind me of..? That octopus lady from that Mermaid cartoon...[1]"
"Ursula..?" Tristan asked.
"Yeah, her..."
Tea glared at Malik, "Sing!"
"See!?"
"Oh yeah... she does..." Kaiba agreed, with a smirk as he nodded.
"SING, MALIK!"
"Ack! I can't show off my voice to anyone, you know..." Malik sniffed, as he looked away from Tea.
Kaiba then punched him in the back, lightly, "I wanna hear, too..." he said, with a smug smirk.
"ERK!" Malik froze, again. That was unexpected, too!
"SING!" Kaiba and Tea said at the same time. Malik turned to Bakura for help, who smiled apologetically, and turned to Tristan.
"So, how're you?"
Tristan blinked, then nodded, "I'm fine... how about you..?"
And from there, they carried on a conversation. Obviously to avoid any involvement in the whole singing conversation.
Yami was biting his lip, trying not to laugh. Which Malik noticed, with a narrow of his eyes, Malik pointed at him.
"Yugi was in the choir, too! He has to help me!" Malik cried.
"I'm not Yugi!" Yami said, hastily.
"You have his body, so that must mean you have his vocal cords..." Malik insisted. Yami turned red at the term, 'you have his body', although that's probably not what Malik meant. But that's how Yami kind of took it. All in all, it was embarassing.
"Joey... can we stop somewhere..?" Yami asked, avoiding Malik, Tea and Kaiba's eyes.
"Next stop isn't for another hour, Yuge... or, Yami... whichever... sorry..." Joey said, with a shake of his head.
Yami sighed.
"SING!" Kaiba and Tea ordered.
"What do you want us to sing, then?" Malik asked, with the emphasis on the 'us'. Yami narrowed his crimson eyes at Malik.
"I hate you..." he hissed. Malik smiled, almost wickedly.
Tea clasped her hands under her chin, her eyes turning starry. "Sing 'Take my Breath Away'... I love that song!"
Yami bit his lip. Damn, he knew that song, too! Malik grimaced. Why?! Why!? Why did he have to know romance tunes!? Yami and Malik glanced at each other. "You know it?" they asked in unison. "No..." they both replied. Then they turned back to Tea, "nope, don't know it..."
Tea's face fell, "darn..."
Bakura glanced at Malik, and smiled, mischieviously, "you're a terrible liar, Malik..."
"Huh?"
Tristan and Joey grinned at each other in the rearview mirror, then they looked at Yami, "your lying's no better..." they told him. Yami's face fell.
"What?"
Kaiba grinned, "so you do both know it? Then sing!"
Tea clapped her hands in delight. "Yay! Sing now!"
"Wouldn't it be easier just to turn on the radio?" Yami asked, slowly. Malik nodded in agreement. Tea and Kaiba shook their heads. Yami bit his lip, slightly. "I think it's best I let Yugi back out..." he mumbled.
"NOPE! GOTTA SING!" Tea yelled. Yami sighed.
"You vowed to protect Yugi, from anything, Yami... don't you think embarassment counts?" Tristan asked, with a small grin. He kind of wanted to hear Yami sing, too. Joey grinned.
"I think it should count..."
"Traitors..." Yami muttered, "and here I considered you my friends..." he glared at Malik. "Look what you got me into!"
Malik shrugged, "I said Yugi, not Yami..."
"I'm not Yugi!"
"I know... same difference..."
Yami grimaced, and slipped out of his seat, with a classic look of anime-ish exasperation on his face.
"We're waiting..." Kaiba said, with a smirk.
I give up, Yami thought, with a frown. Then in a soft, smooth voice, he began.
"Watching every motion, In my foolish lover's game..." he sang, his cheeks reddening, his eyes closed, so he wouldn't see the looks of disbelief or amusement.
On the contrary. Everyone was staring at him in shock. Well, for an ancient Pharoah, he had a pretty nice voice.
With a sigh, Yami moved on, "On this endless ocean, Finally lovers know no shame... Turning and returning, To some secret place inside... Watching in slow motion, As you turn around and say..."
Tea was smiling wistfully, staring off into space, as she listened. Joey was grinning, nice song, he thought. Kaiba was staring at Yami, unbeknownst to him, that Malik was trying not to laugh at the ridiculous lovestruck expression on the rich boy's face.
Tristan and Bakura... well, we'll leave them alone for the time being.[2]
Still feeling like a fool, Yami went on. "Take my breath away... take my breath away... Watching I keep waiting, Still anticipating love... Never hesitating to become the fated ones... turning and returning... to some secret place to hide..."
Yami's singing voice continued to flow from the van, as they drove into the sunset.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
[1] The Little Mermaid, and it's property of Disney, not me...
[2] I CAN'T HELP IT! I'm a sucker for those two! ah well... sorry, again v.v I'm a sap... at least I'm not going into detail...
***~~~***
Short chapter! And that's all there is to it... curses, huh? ah well...