HEEELLLOOOOO!! Due to popular demand, or as some like to call it, 2 reviews, I have posted the second chapter of this fic. If you want to see more insanity, R/R!
DISCLAMIER: Ahem....because I'm bored, I'm gonna let Cid do the disclaimer.
Cid: She don't &^^%*%^&$ own a %^&%^ #$^# thing, and if you're $%&^# stupid enough that you &^&%$#&#^&^% didn't know that, then ^%&%^ you!
Me: I do own SOMETHING...I own myself, Alex, Renoke, and R.J.
Cid: ^&%&$ you.
Me: Watch it buddy.
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I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 2
( Crazy is still at her computer typing. Alex suddenly runs in { and still has those wings from the last chapter })
Crazy: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?! I LOCKED THE DOOR!
Alex: ( Holds up a door handle )
Crazy: ( Head falls on keyboard ) Damn, shotty, wooden doors.....
Alex: I need your help.
Crazy: What?
Alex: Well-
( Is cut short because Lloyd { Legend of Dragoon } comes in )
Alex: God no...he found me......
Crazy: Lloyd...what do you want?
Lloyd: I've been following that girl for days. ( points to Alex ) She's a winglie.
Alex: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I'M NOT A WINGLIE!!
Lloyd: Then why do you have wings?
Alex: Just GO AWAY! ( Throws Crazy's water bottle at him )
Lloyd: ( Gets hit in the head ) Ow! What did you do that for?!
Alex: LEAVE ME ALONE!! ( Picks up Crazy's computer )
Crazy: NO!! DON'T DO IT!!
Alex: ( throws the computer )
Lloyd: ( Gets hit in the head with the computer and falls over )
Alex: Yesssss! ( Victory dance )
Crazy: ( kneals over her computer ) NNNOOOO!! My computer! ( cries loudly )
( A whistling noise is heard overhead )
Crazy: Huh? What's that? ( gets up )
( R.J. falls on Lloyd )
R.J: I lost him again!
Crazy: Oh, you scared me! You JUST MISSED my computer!
R.J: Sorry....now where did that dog go? ( Runs away )
( Renoke falls down from the ceiling, almost landing on Crazy's comp. but Crazy catches her at the last minute )
Renoke: Where did that girl go, chasing MY dog? Just to get a spork cololection back!! ( Runs away )
Crazy: Alright.....now to tend to the wounded.....MY COMPUTER!! ( Turns around and sees a three-headed dog chewing at her computer )
Alex: BAD DOG! Lloyd makes a better chew toy....( points to Lloyd )
Chibi Crazy: ( anime tears ) My.....m-my.....my computer.......( wails ) HOW COULD YOU, YOU MUTANT MUTT?!
( Dog runs away )
( The entire FF7 cast minus Sephiroth falls onto the already mauled comp....flattening it )
Yuffie: Hiya!
Tifa: What happened to your computer?
Chibi Crazy: ( passes out )
All: ( swaetdrop )
Yuffie: Was it something we said?
Alex: I think it was the stress.....So, how you guys doin'?
( All start to talk at once )
( The dog runs past, followed by R.J. R.J. tackles the dog )
R.J: Alright, dog-breath! Cough up my spork collection!
( Renoke runs in )
Renoke: LET GO OF MY DOG! CERBERUS, MAUL HER!
( Tidus and Aaron from FF10 appear )
Tidus: Where are we?
Alex: Hmm....must be a publicity stunt.....the author wants more readers.
Renoke: HELL YEAH!!! ( Glomps Aaron )
Aaron: ........?
Renoke: Hello! Your cute, in a dark, evil, way...just how I like boys.
R.J: YAY!! Free for all! ( Glomps Tidus ) Don't worry, your cute too!
Tidus: ..........?
Aaron: ( Drops Renoke )
Renoke: Nooooooooo!!^_^ ( Grabs Aarons leg )
Aaron: Get off of me.
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: Get off of me.
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: Get off. ( Starts walking. Renoke doesn't let go and is dragged behind him )
Renoke: Are you playing hard-to-get?^_____^
Aaron: No, now get off of me!
Renoke: I don' wanna! Your're cute!
Aaron: ( Tries to kick her off ) Let go of me!
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: ( Tries to pry Renoke off with his broad sword ) Let go of me!
Renoke: No!^_^
Crazy: ( wakes up ) Where am I? Who am I? ( looks at Alex ) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! DEMON!! ( starts to pray )
( Dog mauls Crazy )
( Sephy runs in )
Sephy: WHERE'S CLOD!
Cloud: ( Hides behind Tifa )
Sephy: CLOD!
Cloud: Hiya Sephers! ( guilty smile )
Sephy: I'LL KILL YOU, YOU ROTTEN SCUM-SUCKING BASTARD!
Cloud: What?
Sephy: Cares to explain this?! ( Points to his forehead, where there is a sign that says "Hi, I am a Retard. How may I help you?" )
Cloud: ( hides bottle of super glue behind his back ) I have NO idea what you're talking about.
Renoke: ( shreiks )
All: ( turn to look and see Renoke and R.J. clnging to the two FF10 boys for dear life )
Tifa: I don't think this story is safe anymore....
Yuffie: It wasn't safe to begin with....
Crazy: I...I see...I see pretty colors.....ooh...a doggy!
( Dog mauls Crazy again )
Aeris: Oh, bad dog! BAD DOG! BAD- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ( Aeris dress is ripped off by the dog )
All of the boys: ( drool )
Aeris: EW! YOU PERVS! ( turns to run and sees every boy in FF8, 9, and 10 looking at her through a window )
Aeris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ( Runs away screaming )
Yuffie: Where did that window come from?
Tifa: ( hides a hammer behind her back ) I don't know! Poor Aeris!
( Seifer runs across the screen )
Seifer: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
( Fuujin runs across the screen, dress in a VERY revealing lingerie outfit and holding a bottle of baby oil )
Fuujin: SEIFER BOYFRIEND.
Seifer: LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT YOU!
Fuujin: BACK SEIFER! ( catches up with Seifer and grabs him )
Seifer: ( Crying ) Please, leave me alone!
Fuujin: YOU LIKE THIS ( drags Seifer away )
Seifer: ( fades out as he runs off screen ) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All: ( sweatdrop )
Alex: I think now would be a good time to end this....
All: Agreed.
Crazy: ( Sees Alex ) DEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN( passes out again )
Tifa: Right.....
R.J: Well...it's fine with us...right Renoke?
Renoke: YEP!
( R.J. and Renoke drag an unconscious Tidus and Aaron away )
R.J: TO THE CLOSET!!
THE END
So, what do you think of the second chapter? If I get enough reveiws, I'll right more. R/R peoples!
DISCLAMIER: Ahem....because I'm bored, I'm gonna let Cid do the disclaimer.
Cid: She don't &^^%*%^&$ own a %^&%^ #$^# thing, and if you're $%&^# stupid enough that you &^&%$#&#^&^% didn't know that, then ^%&%^ you!
Me: I do own SOMETHING...I own myself, Alex, Renoke, and R.J.
Cid: ^&%&$ you.
Me: Watch it buddy.
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I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 2
( Crazy is still at her computer typing. Alex suddenly runs in { and still has those wings from the last chapter })
Crazy: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?! I LOCKED THE DOOR!
Alex: ( Holds up a door handle )
Crazy: ( Head falls on keyboard ) Damn, shotty, wooden doors.....
Alex: I need your help.
Crazy: What?
Alex: Well-
( Is cut short because Lloyd { Legend of Dragoon } comes in )
Alex: God no...he found me......
Crazy: Lloyd...what do you want?
Lloyd: I've been following that girl for days. ( points to Alex ) She's a winglie.
Alex: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I'M NOT A WINGLIE!!
Lloyd: Then why do you have wings?
Alex: Just GO AWAY! ( Throws Crazy's water bottle at him )
Lloyd: ( Gets hit in the head ) Ow! What did you do that for?!
Alex: LEAVE ME ALONE!! ( Picks up Crazy's computer )
Crazy: NO!! DON'T DO IT!!
Alex: ( throws the computer )
Lloyd: ( Gets hit in the head with the computer and falls over )
Alex: Yesssss! ( Victory dance )
Crazy: ( kneals over her computer ) NNNOOOO!! My computer! ( cries loudly )
( A whistling noise is heard overhead )
Crazy: Huh? What's that? ( gets up )
( R.J. falls on Lloyd )
R.J: I lost him again!
Crazy: Oh, you scared me! You JUST MISSED my computer!
R.J: Sorry....now where did that dog go? ( Runs away )
( Renoke falls down from the ceiling, almost landing on Crazy's comp. but Crazy catches her at the last minute )
Renoke: Where did that girl go, chasing MY dog? Just to get a spork cololection back!! ( Runs away )
Crazy: Alright.....now to tend to the wounded.....MY COMPUTER!! ( Turns around and sees a three-headed dog chewing at her computer )
Alex: BAD DOG! Lloyd makes a better chew toy....( points to Lloyd )
Chibi Crazy: ( anime tears ) My.....m-my.....my computer.......( wails ) HOW COULD YOU, YOU MUTANT MUTT?!
( Dog runs away )
( The entire FF7 cast minus Sephiroth falls onto the already mauled comp....flattening it )
Yuffie: Hiya!
Tifa: What happened to your computer?
Chibi Crazy: ( passes out )
All: ( swaetdrop )
Yuffie: Was it something we said?
Alex: I think it was the stress.....So, how you guys doin'?
( All start to talk at once )
( The dog runs past, followed by R.J. R.J. tackles the dog )
R.J: Alright, dog-breath! Cough up my spork collection!
( Renoke runs in )
Renoke: LET GO OF MY DOG! CERBERUS, MAUL HER!
( Tidus and Aaron from FF10 appear )
Tidus: Where are we?
Alex: Hmm....must be a publicity stunt.....the author wants more readers.
Renoke: HELL YEAH!!! ( Glomps Aaron )
Aaron: ........?
Renoke: Hello! Your cute, in a dark, evil, way...just how I like boys.
R.J: YAY!! Free for all! ( Glomps Tidus ) Don't worry, your cute too!
Tidus: ..........?
Aaron: ( Drops Renoke )
Renoke: Nooooooooo!!^_^ ( Grabs Aarons leg )
Aaron: Get off of me.
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: Get off of me.
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: Get off. ( Starts walking. Renoke doesn't let go and is dragged behind him )
Renoke: Are you playing hard-to-get?^_____^
Aaron: No, now get off of me!
Renoke: I don' wanna! Your're cute!
Aaron: ( Tries to kick her off ) Let go of me!
Renoke: No!^_^
Aaron: ( Tries to pry Renoke off with his broad sword ) Let go of me!
Renoke: No!^_^
Crazy: ( wakes up ) Where am I? Who am I? ( looks at Alex ) AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! DEMON!! ( starts to pray )
( Dog mauls Crazy )
( Sephy runs in )
Sephy: WHERE'S CLOD!
Cloud: ( Hides behind Tifa )
Sephy: CLOD!
Cloud: Hiya Sephers! ( guilty smile )
Sephy: I'LL KILL YOU, YOU ROTTEN SCUM-SUCKING BASTARD!
Cloud: What?
Sephy: Cares to explain this?! ( Points to his forehead, where there is a sign that says "Hi, I am a Retard. How may I help you?" )
Cloud: ( hides bottle of super glue behind his back ) I have NO idea what you're talking about.
Renoke: ( shreiks )
All: ( turn to look and see Renoke and R.J. clnging to the two FF10 boys for dear life )
Tifa: I don't think this story is safe anymore....
Yuffie: It wasn't safe to begin with....
Crazy: I...I see...I see pretty colors.....ooh...a doggy!
( Dog mauls Crazy again )
Aeris: Oh, bad dog! BAD DOG! BAD- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ( Aeris dress is ripped off by the dog )
All of the boys: ( drool )
Aeris: EW! YOU PERVS! ( turns to run and sees every boy in FF8, 9, and 10 looking at her through a window )
Aeris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ( Runs away screaming )
Yuffie: Where did that window come from?
Tifa: ( hides a hammer behind her back ) I don't know! Poor Aeris!
( Seifer runs across the screen )
Seifer: GET AWAY FROM ME!!
( Fuujin runs across the screen, dress in a VERY revealing lingerie outfit and holding a bottle of baby oil )
Fuujin: SEIFER BOYFRIEND.
Seifer: LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T WANT YOU!
Fuujin: BACK SEIFER! ( catches up with Seifer and grabs him )
Seifer: ( Crying ) Please, leave me alone!
Fuujin: YOU LIKE THIS ( drags Seifer away )
Seifer: ( fades out as he runs off screen ) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All: ( sweatdrop )
Alex: I think now would be a good time to end this....
All: Agreed.
Crazy: ( Sees Alex ) DEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN( passes out again )
Tifa: Right.....
R.J: Well...it's fine with us...right Renoke?
Renoke: YEP!
( R.J. and Renoke drag an unconscious Tidus and Aaron away )
R.J: TO THE CLOSET!!
THE END
So, what do you think of the second chapter? If I get enough reveiws, I'll right more. R/R peoples!