Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh and its respective characters aren't mine...
Kaiba: Respective? RESPECTIVE!?!? LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKIN ME DO!!!
Nanashi: *grins* it's just for show, Kaiba... so to speak *grin widens* GBA belongs to Nintendo, too... not me... oh, and Simply Irresistible isn't mine... it's Genuwine's, I think
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Warnings: *cackles* KAIBA'S GONNA STRIP!
Kaiba: NANASHI!
Nanashi: oh sorry... more tact, right? oh yeah, I'mma make a small cameo ^_^
Kaiba: *sighs* v.v
Nanashi: ahem... shounen-ai, for certain now... between who? I'll vary things here and there... but, uhhh T(H)+B for certain, though... gomen... okey-dokey? okey-dokey ^_^ *snickers*
Kaiba: *glares* I heard that...
Nanashi: sorry, Kaiba-boy... you have a very nice bod... *drools* especially as Set!
Kaiba: *blushes* flattery gets you no where!
Nanashi: heh.. strarting now *drools at a picture of Kaiba as Set... no shirt kinda thing ^_~*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* where'd you get that..?!
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Kaiba grimaced, as he waited around, backstage. Though he wouldn't consider it a stage.
"So, how's the celebrity?" Joey asked, with a grin. Kaiba glared at him.
"Not too good, I'd assume..." Yami said, with a wry smirk. Kaiba glared at him, too.
"WHY'RE YOU BOTH EVEN HERE!?!?" he spat.
Joey shrugged, "wanna see you shake it, I guess..."
Kaiba's face flared.
Yami chuckled, and nodded in agreement to Joey's statement. Then Yami B strolled up, "they wanna know what you wanna dance to..." he told Kaiba, holding out a stack of CDs for Kaiba to take.
Kaiba grimaced and walked a few feet away.
"I'll take 'em..." Joey said, with a snicker. Yes, he was enjoying this. Very much. Yami B shrugged and handed the CDs to Joey.
"Hmmm, too slow... not enough rythym... too hard, need something easy... hmmm..." as Joey spoke, he casually handed the CDs to Yami, who looked over the CDs as well.
Kaiba struggled to ignore them, his face still red as a beet. This wasn't happening! It wasn't!
"How 'bout this one..?" Joey asked, holding up a CD. "One of 'dem various CDs... has 'Simply Irresistible'..." Kaiba blinked.
"What?"
"You never heard of 'Simply Irresistible'!?" Yami B asked, looking appalled. Kaiba glared at him. "By Genuwine?" Kaiba's glare never wavered. "Take that as a 'no'..." Yami B mumbled.
"Simply irresistible, that is you, that is me... can't wait to get physical, I want you, you want me... now it's getting critical, I need you, you need me... I'm so tired of typical, and that ain't you, that ain't me..." Yami sang, softly. And as anybody now knows, Yami has a very nice/cool voice to sing with.
"You know, Pharaoh... If I didn't hate every fiber of your well-being, I would say that you turned me on a bit, with that song..." Yami B, said with a small smirk.
Yami smirked, "you flatter me, soul stealer..."
Kaiba glared at them, once again. "PERHAPS YOU ALL NEVER NOTICED! BUT I'M ABOUT TO SELL OFF MY DIGNITY FOR A MERE 250 DOLLARS!"
Yami, Yami B and Joey glanced at each other. "250!?" they gasped.
"No way!" Joey declared. "You, Kaiba, are gonna take home the 500!"
Kaiba blinked, "what?"
Yami B nodded, "those male sluts in there have no chance against you..!"
"Watch your mouth, Yamib..." Yami scolded, then he gave Kaiba a small smirk, "but I have to agree with him... all of them hold nothing against you..."
Kaiba soon felt himself beginning to blush. "Knock it off! You're just trying to get me to do this, confidently!" he spat.
"Not at all, Kaiba..." Yami said, softly, "you're a very attractive man, it's just you keep denying it..."
Kaiba stared at Yami, in surprise, his eyes shining. A classic look of... ah, you get the idea...
Joey and Yami B glanced at each other, and snickered.
"Okay, enough with that..." Joey called, "we can't have our star havin a woody on stage!" Yami B laughed hysterically.
Kaiba blushed, furiously, and glared hard at Joey, "shut up, mutt!" he snapped. Joey glared back at him, "make me!" he spat. "GLADLY!" Kaiba lunged at Joey. And, as expected, they began to fight.
Yami B walked up, and stood next to Yami. Wordlessly, they glanced at each other, and turned back to the fight. "hmph..." they both said, with a slight shrug.[1]
***
Now, where are the others, some people are wondering? Well, Yugi, Bakura, Tristan, Malik and YamiM were waiting outside, sitting on a bench. Tea? Well, she offered to help at the diner, to make som cash, in case maybe, just MAYBE, that Kaiba wouldn't do too well.
"I don't see what we couldn't go..." Yugi said, as he stared up at the building. Posters of dancing men and women. Check that, half-naked men and women. And there was a bouncer. A big burly man, wearing only some spandex pants, and a white dress collar, with a red bowtie. Yugi gulped at the sight of him. He was huge! And made Yugi look so tiny... even moreso. Hastily, Yugi walked back over to the others.
"Because... Yami actually threatened me, if I let you go in..." Tristan replied.
Yugi sighed, "that's what having a Yami can do to you..." he blinked a few times, looking adorably curious. "But... what's going on in there..?"
"Stripping..." Malik answered, as he went back to playing his GBA.
Yugi blinked, still looking confused, and curious. "What?"
Bakura bopped Malik with his fist, "can't you be more tactful!?"
"Erk!" Malik sighed, rubbing his head, where Bakura bopped him. "What?"
"What's stripping..?" Yugi asked.[2]
Malik blinked, and snickered, "want me to show you..?" he joked.
"Please..?" Yugi asked, hopefully.
Malik's face turned beet-red. "Uhhhhhhhh..."
YamiM grinned, "yeah... show me, too!" he said, with a wicked gleam in his eye. Malik glared at him.
And Tristan and Bakura were trying not to laugh. Malik gave them a look, too. So both Tristan and Bakura cleared their throats.
Tristan looked upwards. "Nice night, huh?"
Bakura looked up, too. Then nodded, "very... can't see the stars like this, back home..."
"Nope..."
Yugi blinked at the weird behavior everyone was going through at the moment.
"Hey, aren't you a pretty lil' thing!" a voice boomed. The five of them looked up, only to see two men. One tall and skinny, the other short and kinda thick around the waist. Okay, thick everywhere. Overall, chubbyish. Both had mohawks, the tall one's was orange, the short one's green. The tall one's left nostril was pierced, the short one's right nostril was pierced.
Tristan frowned, slightly, already not liking them. But he stayed sitting. Bakura and Yugi shifted closer to Tristan, while YamiM stepped closer to his aibou.
"I like blondes!" the tall one said, with a wide grin, eyeing Bakura and Malik. Tristan frowned, he could've sworn he saw some drool.
"I like the short one..." the chubby one, giving Yugi a crooked smirk, showing crooked, yellow teeth. Yugi shuddered. Tristan's frown deepened.
"They're mine..." he said, coldly. Everyone gaped at him, in shock.
"Oh, yeah..?" the tall one asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah..."
"Even the lil' blonde?"
Tristan's eyes narrowed, holding Bakura closer, "definitely off- limits... touch him and die," he said, darkly. Bakura blinked, then felt himself beginning to blush. Tristan was a very protective guy. Something anyone could have liked.
"Okay... okay, got the gist... how 'bout that one...?" the tall one asked, pointing at Malik.
YamiM growled at the guy. A real growl. Possessive.
"Eeps..." the tall one backed up. Malik smirked.
"The short one..?" the chubby one asked, hopefully.
Yugi shook his head, violently.
"Not unless you wanna go insane, have your entire consciousness torn to shreds..." Tristan said, calmly.
"Huh?"
Yugi smirked, a new look on him. Yami's powers. It was common knowledge, mess with Yugi, face the severe consequences of a former Pharoah. A slightly jealous and possessive Pharoah, at that.
"That a threat..?" the chubby one demanded.
Tristan stood up, glaring at him, "it's a warning..." he growled.
Malik grinned, "we could have fun with them..." he told his yami, who grinned and nodded, eagerly. With a smirk, Malik pulled out the Millennium Rod.
Bakura and Yugi noticed, then glanced at each other. "Oh boy..."
***
"I can't do this..." Kaiba said, with a shaky breath.
"Relax, Kaiba... you'll do fine..." Joey said, massaging the CEO's shoulders. Kaiba shook his head. He was hyperventilating. Couldn't breathe.
"Hey, at least you don't have to wear some ridiculous costume..." Yami B said, with a shrug. Kaiba glared at him.
Yami stepped forward, grabbing either side of Kaiba's face, and stared hard into his eyes, "calm down, Kaiba! I know you can do this... we all want to get out of here..."
Kaiba swallowed, then shook his head, narrowing his eyes, "why don't you do it?" he demanded.
"I'm... a wuss, I suppose..."
Everyone stared at Yami in shock.
Joey blinked, "you do know what a wuss is, don't you?" he asked, slowly.
Yami rolled his crimson eyes, "yes, I know what a wuss is... I'm not completely incompentent in slang, Joey..."
Then, Nanashi shows up, for reasons unknown... She read from a clipboard, "Seto Kaiba... you're up..." oh, that's why she's there.
Kaiba sighed. Why was he doing this!? Yami gently pressed his lips on Kaiba's forehead. Kaiba's eyes widened. Yami smiled at him, "we all appreciate this, Kaiba..."
"Seto Kaiba..?"
Kaiba swallowed and slowly got to his feet, then walked towards Nanashi, who grinned as he walked by, "he's a cute one..." she mouthed.
Yami and Joey smiled and nodded in agreement. Yami B grinned, and grabbed Joey and Yami's arms, "c' mon... we don't wanna miss this!"
As they were being dragged along, Joey glanced at Yami, "got a few dollars..?"
Yami blinked, "I was going to ask you the same thing..."
They both sighed, glumly. Then looked up, towards Yami B. "Yami B..."
"Yeah?"
"Got a few dollars?"
Yami B fell over, "ACK!" a sweatdrop forming.
"Whoa!" Joey and Yami yelped, as they were pulled down, as well.
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[1] Robin Hood: Men in Tights! ever watch it? it has its funny moments... and yeah, that's where I got that from *blinks* I have a cousin who finds it hilarious... oh yeah, not mine!
[2] awwww, so innocent, pure, and naive, isn't he? it just seems better this way ^_^()
~~~***~~~
Nanashi: YEESH! I was such a sap for this one!!!
Kaiba: it's not over!?!?!
Nanashi: nope... one more chapter... or technically, probably only half a chapter... *blinks then grins*
Kaiba: those guys... aren't gonna watch... er, watch me... are they..?
Nanashi: *grins*
Joey: Nanashi! Gotta couple dollars? oh hey, Kaiba... ^_^
Kaiba: WHEELER! *lunges at Joey*
Joey: ACK! *runs*
Kaiba: Respective? RESPECTIVE!?!? LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKIN ME DO!!!
Nanashi: *grins* it's just for show, Kaiba... so to speak *grin widens* GBA belongs to Nintendo, too... not me... oh, and Simply Irresistible isn't mine... it's Genuwine's, I think
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Warnings: *cackles* KAIBA'S GONNA STRIP!
Kaiba: NANASHI!
Nanashi: oh sorry... more tact, right? oh yeah, I'mma make a small cameo ^_^
Kaiba: *sighs* v.v
Nanashi: ahem... shounen-ai, for certain now... between who? I'll vary things here and there... but, uhhh T(H)+B for certain, though... gomen... okey-dokey? okey-dokey ^_^ *snickers*
Kaiba: *glares* I heard that...
Nanashi: sorry, Kaiba-boy... you have a very nice bod... *drools* especially as Set!
Kaiba: *blushes* flattery gets you no where!
Nanashi: heh.. strarting now *drools at a picture of Kaiba as Set... no shirt kinda thing ^_~*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* where'd you get that..?!
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Kaiba grimaced, as he waited around, backstage. Though he wouldn't consider it a stage.
"So, how's the celebrity?" Joey asked, with a grin. Kaiba glared at him.
"Not too good, I'd assume..." Yami said, with a wry smirk. Kaiba glared at him, too.
"WHY'RE YOU BOTH EVEN HERE!?!?" he spat.
Joey shrugged, "wanna see you shake it, I guess..."
Kaiba's face flared.
Yami chuckled, and nodded in agreement to Joey's statement. Then Yami B strolled up, "they wanna know what you wanna dance to..." he told Kaiba, holding out a stack of CDs for Kaiba to take.
Kaiba grimaced and walked a few feet away.
"I'll take 'em..." Joey said, with a snicker. Yes, he was enjoying this. Very much. Yami B shrugged and handed the CDs to Joey.
"Hmmm, too slow... not enough rythym... too hard, need something easy... hmmm..." as Joey spoke, he casually handed the CDs to Yami, who looked over the CDs as well.
Kaiba struggled to ignore them, his face still red as a beet. This wasn't happening! It wasn't!
"How 'bout this one..?" Joey asked, holding up a CD. "One of 'dem various CDs... has 'Simply Irresistible'..." Kaiba blinked.
"What?"
"You never heard of 'Simply Irresistible'!?" Yami B asked, looking appalled. Kaiba glared at him. "By Genuwine?" Kaiba's glare never wavered. "Take that as a 'no'..." Yami B mumbled.
"Simply irresistible, that is you, that is me... can't wait to get physical, I want you, you want me... now it's getting critical, I need you, you need me... I'm so tired of typical, and that ain't you, that ain't me..." Yami sang, softly. And as anybody now knows, Yami has a very nice/cool voice to sing with.
"You know, Pharaoh... If I didn't hate every fiber of your well-being, I would say that you turned me on a bit, with that song..." Yami B, said with a small smirk.
Yami smirked, "you flatter me, soul stealer..."
Kaiba glared at them, once again. "PERHAPS YOU ALL NEVER NOTICED! BUT I'M ABOUT TO SELL OFF MY DIGNITY FOR A MERE 250 DOLLARS!"
Yami, Yami B and Joey glanced at each other. "250!?" they gasped.
"No way!" Joey declared. "You, Kaiba, are gonna take home the 500!"
Kaiba blinked, "what?"
Yami B nodded, "those male sluts in there have no chance against you..!"
"Watch your mouth, Yamib..." Yami scolded, then he gave Kaiba a small smirk, "but I have to agree with him... all of them hold nothing against you..."
Kaiba soon felt himself beginning to blush. "Knock it off! You're just trying to get me to do this, confidently!" he spat.
"Not at all, Kaiba..." Yami said, softly, "you're a very attractive man, it's just you keep denying it..."
Kaiba stared at Yami, in surprise, his eyes shining. A classic look of... ah, you get the idea...
Joey and Yami B glanced at each other, and snickered.
"Okay, enough with that..." Joey called, "we can't have our star havin a woody on stage!" Yami B laughed hysterically.
Kaiba blushed, furiously, and glared hard at Joey, "shut up, mutt!" he snapped. Joey glared back at him, "make me!" he spat. "GLADLY!" Kaiba lunged at Joey. And, as expected, they began to fight.
Yami B walked up, and stood next to Yami. Wordlessly, they glanced at each other, and turned back to the fight. "hmph..." they both said, with a slight shrug.[1]
***
Now, where are the others, some people are wondering? Well, Yugi, Bakura, Tristan, Malik and YamiM were waiting outside, sitting on a bench. Tea? Well, she offered to help at the diner, to make som cash, in case maybe, just MAYBE, that Kaiba wouldn't do too well.
"I don't see what we couldn't go..." Yugi said, as he stared up at the building. Posters of dancing men and women. Check that, half-naked men and women. And there was a bouncer. A big burly man, wearing only some spandex pants, and a white dress collar, with a red bowtie. Yugi gulped at the sight of him. He was huge! And made Yugi look so tiny... even moreso. Hastily, Yugi walked back over to the others.
"Because... Yami actually threatened me, if I let you go in..." Tristan replied.
Yugi sighed, "that's what having a Yami can do to you..." he blinked a few times, looking adorably curious. "But... what's going on in there..?"
"Stripping..." Malik answered, as he went back to playing his GBA.
Yugi blinked, still looking confused, and curious. "What?"
Bakura bopped Malik with his fist, "can't you be more tactful!?"
"Erk!" Malik sighed, rubbing his head, where Bakura bopped him. "What?"
"What's stripping..?" Yugi asked.[2]
Malik blinked, and snickered, "want me to show you..?" he joked.
"Please..?" Yugi asked, hopefully.
Malik's face turned beet-red. "Uhhhhhhhh..."
YamiM grinned, "yeah... show me, too!" he said, with a wicked gleam in his eye. Malik glared at him.
And Tristan and Bakura were trying not to laugh. Malik gave them a look, too. So both Tristan and Bakura cleared their throats.
Tristan looked upwards. "Nice night, huh?"
Bakura looked up, too. Then nodded, "very... can't see the stars like this, back home..."
"Nope..."
Yugi blinked at the weird behavior everyone was going through at the moment.
"Hey, aren't you a pretty lil' thing!" a voice boomed. The five of them looked up, only to see two men. One tall and skinny, the other short and kinda thick around the waist. Okay, thick everywhere. Overall, chubbyish. Both had mohawks, the tall one's was orange, the short one's green. The tall one's left nostril was pierced, the short one's right nostril was pierced.
Tristan frowned, slightly, already not liking them. But he stayed sitting. Bakura and Yugi shifted closer to Tristan, while YamiM stepped closer to his aibou.
"I like blondes!" the tall one said, with a wide grin, eyeing Bakura and Malik. Tristan frowned, he could've sworn he saw some drool.
"I like the short one..." the chubby one, giving Yugi a crooked smirk, showing crooked, yellow teeth. Yugi shuddered. Tristan's frown deepened.
"They're mine..." he said, coldly. Everyone gaped at him, in shock.
"Oh, yeah..?" the tall one asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah..."
"Even the lil' blonde?"
Tristan's eyes narrowed, holding Bakura closer, "definitely off- limits... touch him and die," he said, darkly. Bakura blinked, then felt himself beginning to blush. Tristan was a very protective guy. Something anyone could have liked.
"Okay... okay, got the gist... how 'bout that one...?" the tall one asked, pointing at Malik.
YamiM growled at the guy. A real growl. Possessive.
"Eeps..." the tall one backed up. Malik smirked.
"The short one..?" the chubby one asked, hopefully.
Yugi shook his head, violently.
"Not unless you wanna go insane, have your entire consciousness torn to shreds..." Tristan said, calmly.
"Huh?"
Yugi smirked, a new look on him. Yami's powers. It was common knowledge, mess with Yugi, face the severe consequences of a former Pharoah. A slightly jealous and possessive Pharoah, at that.
"That a threat..?" the chubby one demanded.
Tristan stood up, glaring at him, "it's a warning..." he growled.
Malik grinned, "we could have fun with them..." he told his yami, who grinned and nodded, eagerly. With a smirk, Malik pulled out the Millennium Rod.
Bakura and Yugi noticed, then glanced at each other. "Oh boy..."
***
"I can't do this..." Kaiba said, with a shaky breath.
"Relax, Kaiba... you'll do fine..." Joey said, massaging the CEO's shoulders. Kaiba shook his head. He was hyperventilating. Couldn't breathe.
"Hey, at least you don't have to wear some ridiculous costume..." Yami B said, with a shrug. Kaiba glared at him.
Yami stepped forward, grabbing either side of Kaiba's face, and stared hard into his eyes, "calm down, Kaiba! I know you can do this... we all want to get out of here..."
Kaiba swallowed, then shook his head, narrowing his eyes, "why don't you do it?" he demanded.
"I'm... a wuss, I suppose..."
Everyone stared at Yami in shock.
Joey blinked, "you do know what a wuss is, don't you?" he asked, slowly.
Yami rolled his crimson eyes, "yes, I know what a wuss is... I'm not completely incompentent in slang, Joey..."
Then, Nanashi shows up, for reasons unknown... She read from a clipboard, "Seto Kaiba... you're up..." oh, that's why she's there.
Kaiba sighed. Why was he doing this!? Yami gently pressed his lips on Kaiba's forehead. Kaiba's eyes widened. Yami smiled at him, "we all appreciate this, Kaiba..."
"Seto Kaiba..?"
Kaiba swallowed and slowly got to his feet, then walked towards Nanashi, who grinned as he walked by, "he's a cute one..." she mouthed.
Yami and Joey smiled and nodded in agreement. Yami B grinned, and grabbed Joey and Yami's arms, "c' mon... we don't wanna miss this!"
As they were being dragged along, Joey glanced at Yami, "got a few dollars..?"
Yami blinked, "I was going to ask you the same thing..."
They both sighed, glumly. Then looked up, towards Yami B. "Yami B..."
"Yeah?"
"Got a few dollars?"
Yami B fell over, "ACK!" a sweatdrop forming.
"Whoa!" Joey and Yami yelped, as they were pulled down, as well.
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[1] Robin Hood: Men in Tights! ever watch it? it has its funny moments... and yeah, that's where I got that from *blinks* I have a cousin who finds it hilarious... oh yeah, not mine!
[2] awwww, so innocent, pure, and naive, isn't he? it just seems better this way ^_^()
~~~***~~~
Nanashi: YEESH! I was such a sap for this one!!!
Kaiba: it's not over!?!?!
Nanashi: nope... one more chapter... or technically, probably only half a chapter... *blinks then grins*
Kaiba: those guys... aren't gonna watch... er, watch me... are they..?
Nanashi: *grins*
Joey: Nanashi! Gotta couple dollars? oh hey, Kaiba... ^_^
Kaiba: WHEELER! *lunges at Joey*
Joey: ACK! *runs*