DISCLAIMER: Ok..this time it's gonna be long...Ahem:
1. I do not own any Final Fantasy characters. Squaresoft does.
2. I don't own the mental hospital or the people who are in the cell with R.J. They are owned by Quacking Waterfowl. He has an awesome insanity fic. I advise you to check it out.
3. I DO own Crazy, R.J, Renoke, and Alex.
Reveiw: I own nothing except myself and my muses, so no sue me. I'm broke so that would be pretty pointless anyway.
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I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 4
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
R.J: ( rocking back and forth giggling )
Jetite: Are you okay?
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! ( falls over and starts twitching )
Jetite: Cool.
Mitch: It's almost time for medication.
R.J: HEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOHAGAWHOOSHALABOO!
Jetite: ( sweatdrop )
R.J: ( passes out )
Jetite: Ur.....is she dead?
Mitch: ( kicks R.J. ) Yep.
R.J: ( twitches ) MARMALADE!
Jetite: Or....not.....
BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE CRAZY IS
( Crazy and every FF character from 7-10 is seen staring at a wooden cube )
Crazy: Ashes to ashes...dust to dust...we lay My Computer....in the ( voice cracks ) Earth's ( starts to sob ) cr-u-u-ust! ( Starts to wail and scream )
Alex: It's okay....I'm sure you're computer is in a better place....( angelic music plays )
Rikku: ( Raises her hand ) AHEM!
( Music scratches and stops )
Crazy: ( stops crying ) WHAT?
Rikku: Yeah, um, why are we all naked?
Crazy: SHOW SOME RESPECT! Comp-Comp always said she wanted to be buried in the nude.....( sniffle )
Cloud: Comp-Comp? You named your computer?! HAHAHAHAH!! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!
Crazy: SHUT UP! ( Throws a thousand sporks at Cloud )
Cloud: ( getting stabbed with sporks ) AHHHHHH!! THE PAIN! ( falls over )
Crazy: ^______^ Never underestimate the power of the sporks, tiny one.
Dagger: ( Raises her hand )
Crazy: What now?
Dagger: Can we have our clothes back now?
Crazy: Um...do you have a reason?
Dagger: Well....uh....Quina Quen is with us...and Zidane...he doesn't have a..um...thing....
Crazy: O.o ( turns green ) Ewwwww......yes, get dressed...I'll be back in an hour or so....( runs to the nearest bathroom )
Alex: ( sweatdrop ) Uh.....since Crazy's gonna be throwing up for awhile, what do you guys wanna do?
Red 13: HI MOMMY! ( chasses his tail )
Alex: Uh....other than that?
Squall: .........YURI!
( Every girl in the group beats Squall over the head with large rocks )
Alex: -_-;; I was thinking more of something along the lines of a party.....
All ( Except Alex ): PARRRTTTTTYYYYY!!!
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
Jetite: Hey girl, wake up.
R.J: I AM THE......um.....MONGOOSE!
Mitch: She's funny.
R.J: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO( continues screaming )
Mitch: *sigh* Only three more hours till they're sedated....
AT THE PAR-TY!
Cid: HEY! ( Holds up a pack of beer )
All: HELL YEAH!
Aeris: ( already drunk ) Give me one!
Cid: ( throws a beer at AEris; beer hits her in the head and knocks her unconscious )
Yuffie: Thank you! Yoink! ( gras the beer and gulps it down ) Woah...oooooooo....( sees Red 13 ) PONY!! ( jumps on Red' s back and starts to ride him )
Red: Oh, yeah! Daddy likes it like that! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Alex: O.o
Barret: Damn, check out Cait!
Alex: ( looks over her shoulder and sees Cait Sith straddling a FF10 moogle ) O_O
Cloud: ( Making out with Selphie ) Go Cait!
Tifa: ( Making out with Tidus ) Uh huh!
Alex: ( whips out her cell phone and dials ) "Yes, hello?.....Is this the mental hospital?....Good. Well, we have a problem here....yes, you see, this wingly named Alex has gone completely insane.....uh huh....yes, she'll need a straightjacket.....oooh, they come in three colors now?.......Ah, white will be fine.....ok...uh huh...alright....by." ( hangs up her phone )
( A van appears, and five guys in white uniforms jump out, throw Alex in the back, jump in and drive away )
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
Alex: Thank God, I'm finally free from those physco's...
Jetite: ..........you're in a mental institution........
R.J: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS! ( drools )
Alex: Trust me, there's no difference....
AT HOME
Crazy: ( walking out of the bathroom, still a little green ) Wha-? ( Sees every FF character in a drunken pile ) I'm not even asking....where's Alex?
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
R.J: ( running around in circles making plane noises )
Jetite: She's funny. ^__^
Alex: Someone kill me...take me now...I can't take this much longer!
Nurse: We got a suicidal one! Ready the padded room and heavy-duty straightjackets!
Alex: Son of a b-
THE END
1. I do not own any Final Fantasy characters. Squaresoft does.
2. I don't own the mental hospital or the people who are in the cell with R.J. They are owned by Quacking Waterfowl. He has an awesome insanity fic. I advise you to check it out.
3. I DO own Crazy, R.J, Renoke, and Alex.
Reveiw: I own nothing except myself and my muses, so no sue me. I'm broke so that would be pretty pointless anyway.
__________________________________________________________________________
I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 4
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
R.J: ( rocking back and forth giggling )
Jetite: Are you okay?
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: HI!
Jetite: HI!
R.J: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! ( falls over and starts twitching )
Jetite: Cool.
Mitch: It's almost time for medication.
R.J: HEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOHAGAWHOOSHALABOO!
Jetite: ( sweatdrop )
R.J: ( passes out )
Jetite: Ur.....is she dead?
Mitch: ( kicks R.J. ) Yep.
R.J: ( twitches ) MARMALADE!
Jetite: Or....not.....
BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE CRAZY IS
( Crazy and every FF character from 7-10 is seen staring at a wooden cube )
Crazy: Ashes to ashes...dust to dust...we lay My Computer....in the ( voice cracks ) Earth's ( starts to sob ) cr-u-u-ust! ( Starts to wail and scream )
Alex: It's okay....I'm sure you're computer is in a better place....( angelic music plays )
Rikku: ( Raises her hand ) AHEM!
( Music scratches and stops )
Crazy: ( stops crying ) WHAT?
Rikku: Yeah, um, why are we all naked?
Crazy: SHOW SOME RESPECT! Comp-Comp always said she wanted to be buried in the nude.....( sniffle )
Cloud: Comp-Comp? You named your computer?! HAHAHAHAH!! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!
Crazy: SHUT UP! ( Throws a thousand sporks at Cloud )
Cloud: ( getting stabbed with sporks ) AHHHHHH!! THE PAIN! ( falls over )
Crazy: ^______^ Never underestimate the power of the sporks, tiny one.
Dagger: ( Raises her hand )
Crazy: What now?
Dagger: Can we have our clothes back now?
Crazy: Um...do you have a reason?
Dagger: Well....uh....Quina Quen is with us...and Zidane...he doesn't have a..um...thing....
Crazy: O.o ( turns green ) Ewwwww......yes, get dressed...I'll be back in an hour or so....( runs to the nearest bathroom )
Alex: ( sweatdrop ) Uh.....since Crazy's gonna be throwing up for awhile, what do you guys wanna do?
Red 13: HI MOMMY! ( chasses his tail )
Alex: Uh....other than that?
Squall: .........YURI!
( Every girl in the group beats Squall over the head with large rocks )
Alex: -_-;; I was thinking more of something along the lines of a party.....
All ( Except Alex ): PARRRTTTTTYYYYY!!!
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
Jetite: Hey girl, wake up.
R.J: I AM THE......um.....MONGOOSE!
Mitch: She's funny.
R.J: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO( continues screaming )
Mitch: *sigh* Only three more hours till they're sedated....
AT THE PAR-TY!
Cid: HEY! ( Holds up a pack of beer )
All: HELL YEAH!
Aeris: ( already drunk ) Give me one!
Cid: ( throws a beer at AEris; beer hits her in the head and knocks her unconscious )
Yuffie: Thank you! Yoink! ( gras the beer and gulps it down ) Woah...oooooooo....( sees Red 13 ) PONY!! ( jumps on Red' s back and starts to ride him )
Red: Oh, yeah! Daddy likes it like that! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Alex: O.o
Barret: Damn, check out Cait!
Alex: ( looks over her shoulder and sees Cait Sith straddling a FF10 moogle ) O_O
Cloud: ( Making out with Selphie ) Go Cait!
Tifa: ( Making out with Tidus ) Uh huh!
Alex: ( whips out her cell phone and dials ) "Yes, hello?.....Is this the mental hospital?....Good. Well, we have a problem here....yes, you see, this wingly named Alex has gone completely insane.....uh huh....yes, she'll need a straightjacket.....oooh, they come in three colors now?.......Ah, white will be fine.....ok...uh huh...alright....by." ( hangs up her phone )
( A van appears, and five guys in white uniforms jump out, throw Alex in the back, jump in and drive away )
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
Alex: Thank God, I'm finally free from those physco's...
Jetite: ..........you're in a mental institution........
R.J: SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS! ( drools )
Alex: Trust me, there's no difference....
AT HOME
Crazy: ( walking out of the bathroom, still a little green ) Wha-? ( Sees every FF character in a drunken pile ) I'm not even asking....where's Alex?
THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
R.J: ( running around in circles making plane noises )
Jetite: She's funny. ^__^
Alex: Someone kill me...take me now...I can't take this much longer!
Nurse: We got a suicidal one! Ready the padded room and heavy-duty straightjackets!
Alex: Son of a b-
THE END