Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh and its characters aren't mine... wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M POOR! *sobs*

Warnings: Nanaki's a bit on the insane side... who is she exactly? well, at first it was my sister, she loves Red XIII from FF7(not mine), and Nanaki seems to go well with Nanashi, confusing, but goes well *shrugs*... she's kinda fun and insane, she dubbed herself as my counter-part... she's a bit of a hentai, too.. *shrugs* likes yaoi and shounen-ai... ^_^() your basic fan-like person...

Oh yeah... not quite what people were expecting, I'm guessing... well, watched Snow White, and one of Doc's lines got us hyper... and this is the result... *sighs* oh yeah, Snow White belongs to Disney, not me ^_^

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Nanaki: welcome! welcome all! I'm Nanaki! Nanashi's counter-part! counter-part to what, you ask? *shrugs* just a counter-part... it sounds cool ^_^ I have a mission today... *charges off, holding her mic like a lance...*

~Nanaki meets Joey Wheeler~

Nanaki: mr. wheeler!

Joey: *blinks* huh?

Nanaki: may i ask you a question?

Joey: sure...

Nanaki: okay... what are you, and who are you doing?

Joey: *anime sweatdrops* what?

Nanaki: *says more slowly* what... are... you... and who... are... you... doing?

Joey: *turns red* uhhhh...

Nanaki: is it that hard of a question?

Joey: IT'S PERSONAL!

Nanaki: it's personal to tell a person what you are, and who you're doing? *blinks*

Joey: YES!

Nanaki: please, answer! *puppy eyes*

Joey: *anime sweatdrops* I'm a human... there, is that good?

Nanaki: *nods* yup... now, who are you doing!?

Joey: erk... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Nanaki: talk! TALK, DANGIT! *pokes Joey with the mic*

Joey: *glares* no! *runs away*

Nanaki: JOEY! IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION..! *runs after joey* WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER!?

Kaiba: *walks by*

Nanaki: ooh! Kaiba! *skids to a stop, and runs after Kaiba* Kaiba..!

Kaiba: hm?

Nanaki: may I ask you a question?

Kaiba: if you want...

Nanaki: thank ya ^_^ what are you, and who are you doing? *smiles sweetly*

Kaiba: *blinks* don't you mean "who am I, and what am I doing?"

Nanaki: *shrugs*

Kaiba: *blinks again* I'm Seto Kaiba...

Nanaki: okay... now who are you doing? *grins, eagerly*

Kaiba: *shrugs* sometimes Joey, sometimes Yami... depends what kind of mood I'm in... anything else?

Nanaki: ........... *faints from sheer delight*

Kaiba: *smirks, and keeps walking...*

Nanashi: *walks by, dropping a bucket of water on Nanaki's head*

~CLANG~

Nanaki: ACK! *sits up* WHO DID THAT! WHO DID THAT?! PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP! *dances from foot to foot* I FLOAT LIKE A FLUTTERBY, AND STING LIKE A MUG!

Nanashi: *pops up* she means bug... although it's supposed to be 'float like a BUTTERFLY and sting like a BEE'! and that's Muhammad Ali's infamous line! er, I think I spellt that wrong, too *anime sweatdrops* gomen, Ali-sama! *bows in apology*

Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops* ... NEVER CORRECT THE WISE, ALL-KNOWING...!

Nanashi: not to mention 'hentai'...

Nanaki: YEAH! NOT TO MENTION HENTAI... *anime sweatdrops* wait...

Yugi: *walks by*

Yami: *walks with Yugi*

Nanaki: OOH OOH! *charges after Yugi and Yami* GUYS! WAIT UP!

Nanashi: *shrugs and walks away*

Yugi & Yami: *blinks* huh?

Nanaki: can I ask you a question?

Yugi: sure... ^_^

Yami: no...

Yugi: Yami..!

Yami: *sighs* okay, okay... go ahead...

Yugi: ^_^ thank you

Yami: *smiles at his little light*

Nanaki: okay... what are you and who are you doing? *blinks*

Yugi: *turns red*

Nanaki: *blinks*

Yami: *anime sweatdrops*

Nanaki: *blinks*

Yugi: ummmm...

Yami: uhhhh...

Nanaki: *blinks twice*

Yugi: do I need to answer...?

Nanaki: *blinks and nods*

Nanashi: *walks by, again* she blinks a lot, don't she?

Nanaki: hush, you! well, guys?

Yami: *blinks* I'm a Pharoah, and Yugi... sometimes Kaiba if he asks nice enough...

Yugi: *embarassed beyond belief* YAMI!!!

Nanaki: *swoons*

Nanashi: er... Yugi?

Yugi: *red as a tomato* I'm a duelist, and... YAMI ALREADY ANSWERED! *turns and runs*

Yami: aibou! *runs after Yugi* I'm sorry! was I supposed to lie!?

Nanashi: *drops another bucket of water on Nanaki's head*

~CLANG~

Nanaki: *jumps up* ACK! WHO DID IT! WHO DID IT?! HUH!? WELL, PUT 'EM UP! PUT 'EM UP! *dances from foot to foot* I STILL FLOAT LIKE A FLUTTERBY, AND STING LIKE A MOG!

Nanashi: I think Mog's are property of Squaresoft... and again, I don't think that's what she means *shrugs and walks away*

Nanaki: *glares* don't tell me what I don't mean and mean... you meanie!!

Tristan & Bakura: *walk by*

Nanaki: ooh ooh! *runs after them... and glomps Tristan*

Bakura: *blinks*

Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* uhhhh, hi?

Bakura: *frowns* friend of yours, Tristan?

Tristan: *shrugs* never saw her before...

Nanaki: course not ^_^ can I ask you both a question?

Bakura: *blinks* go ahead...

Tristan: *deadpan* I'm taken...

Bakura: *blushes*

Nanaki: *giggles* so silly, Tristan ^_^ I know... but it's not that kinda question... *glomps Bakura*

Bakura: *anime sweatdrops*

Tristan: should I leave you two alone?

Nanaki: *hopefully* please?

Bakura: *grabs Tristan's sleeve* don't...

Tristan: *grins* what's the question...?

Nanaki: okay... what are you and who are you doing? *grins, widely*

Bakura: *turns crimson*

Tristan: *blinks* what kind of question is that?

Nanaki: just answer!

Bakura: ummmmmmmmmmm...

Tristan: *shrugs* I'm a guy, and... *points at Bakura*

Nanaki: *laughs with glee, and runs in circles*

Bakura: *sighs, glaring at Tristan, a bit* you never were the subtle type...

Tristan: *smirks* where'd the fun be in that?

Bakura: *blushes*

Nanaki: *squeals and runs in circles, faster*

Nanashi: *appears, again* I think you better clear out... she's crazy...

Tristan & Bakura: *nods* it shows... *runs*

Nanashi: I think you're done...

Nanaki: ONE MORE QUESTION!!!

Nanashi: *sighs* fine...

Nanaki: *holds the mic to the reader* WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?!?

Nanashi: *laughs hysterically* that's your question! no more!

Nanaki: NO WAIT! IT CAME OUT WRONG! I MEANT...! YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEANT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *gets dragged away*

Nanashi: *cackles and throws Nanaki in the pool of 1+R, and Yami+Tea, and other such relationships*

Nanaki: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHERE'S THE SHOUNEN-AI!?!? NANA-CHAN!!! NUUUUU! THIS IS HORRIBLE TORTURE...!

Nanashi: oh alright... *throws in a Duo and a Wufei*

Nanaki: *squeals* JEALOUS HEE-KUN! WUFEI+DUO! WAI!!! KILL RELENA!!! MWAHAHA!

Nanashi: and that's it.... Heero, Duo and Wufei are property of Gundam Wing, which I don't own... oh yeah... and, thank you for reading this far ^_^ the others have to stay at a motel now . but the thing is, I dunno who should share rooms *snickers* what a pickle...

Nanaki: HENTAI!

Nanashi: shush! umm, any suggestions? ^_^