Glacier Ham By Caroline, a.k.a. puppyeyes Hamtaro by Someone, but not me!

Pashmina and Dexter prepared to fight the first warrior, Faitaga. This one fought using physical attacks. Dexter jumped at Faitaga, but Faitaga was so large that the attack had absolutely no effect whatsoever. Pashmina tried, but it had no effect either. They lay on the ground, hoping that they would survive. "Before we get crushed," Pashmina said, her voice weak, "I must tell you that I have been in love with you. You are so kind, considerate and intelligent. I love you." "Oh, how beautiful!" Faitaga exclaimed sarcastically, "I'm afraid this will not be a happy ending!" He lifted his foot. Then, a hamster crashed into Faitaga. "The only one heavier than you is I!" "Oxnard!" Dexter said, "How did you know that we'd need some help?" "I saw you while me and Howdy were fighting Laitaga, he's tough, and fights with thunder. I must get back to him and help!"