A/N: There is no A/N. Now don't you feel silly?
DISCLAIMER: Oh, wow. An even longer one this time. Okay, first off, I do not own the FF characters, Squaresoft does. I do not own Jetite, Quacking Waterfowl does. I do not own Chris, Chris does. I do not own Tardy, the people from that bunny show do. I do own Crazy, R.J., Alex and Renoke. I own the mental hospital. That is all.
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I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 5
Crazy: All right, where's Renoke? I need her help...RENOKE!!!
Renoke: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Crazy: WHERE ARE YOU?
Renoke: UNDER HERE!!
Crazy: ?.....*rolls a few FF characters off the pile* AHHHH!!
Renoke: Thanks, I couldn't breathe under there. *sigh*
Crazy: Um....is Alex under there too?
Renoke: Oh, no. She comitted herself.
Crazy: SHE WHAT?!
Renoke: Not so loud...you'll wake them up....
Crazy: I cannot beleive this. Gimme' your phone.
Renoke: *hands over her phone*
Crazy: *dials mental hospital* Hello?
Operator: Yes, this is Cherry Hills Mental Institution, how may I help you?
Crazy: I'm looking for a girl named Alex.
Operator: We currently have 57,345,545,764,657 patients who are named Alex.
Crazy: Well, this Alex has wings.
Operator: Oh, okay. She's being held in a high-security area on the third floor. Why?
Crazy: Um....I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. *hangs up* Renoke, we have to rescue Alex.
AT THE MENTAL PLACE
R.J: *twitches and wakes up* Uh....Jetite, where are you? I'M ALL ALONE?! HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE...oooh, spork....
AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL ENTRANCE
Crazy: *wearing fake nose, glasses and mustache* Alright, let's go.
Renoke:*wearing the same thing* Um...are you sure no one will notice us?
Crazy: YES I'M SURE!!
( They enter the building, and surprisingly make it to the third floor and to the high-security place without being noticed )
Crazy: *knocking on a door* Hey, Alex, is that you?
Crazy person #1: HAHAHAHA!! IS THAT YOU MOMMY?! YES, I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!!! GIMME' ELIXER!!
Crazy: Um....guess not. ^__^ *knocks on the next door* Alex, are you in there?
???: No, I'm not Alex.
Crazy: Who are you then?
???: My name is Chris.
Crazy: Well....you sound normal, why are you in here?
Chris: Because I have an obsession with chickens. CHICKENS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Crazy: *sweatdrop* Well...okay....wanna come with us?
Renoke: WHAT?! *hits Crazy on the back of the head with an...object of some sort*
Chris: YES!! PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Crazy: Okay. *opens door*
Chris: Can my friends come too?
Crazy: Uh, sure!
Chris: Okay, that's Chicken....
???: No, my name is George/Mark.
Chris: That's Chicken #2....
???: Actually, my name's Micheal.
Chris: And that's....someone I don't know.^__^ CHICKEN!!
Micheal: His name's Tardy. The turtle.
Crazy: OKAY! Let's go find Alex!! *knocks on the next door* Alex, is that you?
Alex: Huh? Crazy? You came to rescue me!! YAY!
Crazy: Yeppers. Stand back, I'm opening the door. *tries to open the door, but instead it falls off of it's hinges*
Chris: The chickens have a much more sophisticated technology system. ^__^
Alex: Oh well...at least you came! Um...who are these people?
Crazy: George, Chris, Micheal, and Tardy.
Alex: Why is that turtle eating paintballs?
Tardy: The green ones make me horny. ^______________________^
Alex: o_O
All: O_o
Chris: ...AS DO THE CHICKENS!!!
Tardy: Nope, only the green ones.
Chris: ....*kicks Tardy*
Alex: What about R.J?
Crazy: She belongs here, with her people. Now let's get out of here!
( All run like bats out of hell, right out the door, and back to where we left the FF characters )
Crazy: Thank goodness that's over.
Renoke: Yeah....why is that Chris dude and that turtle still here?
Crazy: I have no idea.
CHRIS AND TARDY
Chris: The chickens would treat you well, Tardy.
Tardy: People aren't supposed to touch me where my baby seat covers. *sticks out tongue*
Chris: But they're are no people in the magical kingdom of chicken land!! All are happy under the rules and guidence of the chickens!! ALL SHALL SEE THAT THE CHICKENS ARE TRUE HATCHED LEADERS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tardy: ......crayons taste like purple! ^_______________________________________________________O
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Okay, that was a dumb end of the chapter, but there's more to come. If you want to be in this fic, leave a review at the beep.
I said, leave a reveiw at the BEEP. WHY AREN'T YOU REVIEWING?!
Or, you can e-mail me, and tell me the name of your character and what he or she acts like/ is addicted to. Such as a drug or two, or an animal, or a utensil. Whatever.
Alrighty, happy reading! ^____^
DISCLAIMER: Oh, wow. An even longer one this time. Okay, first off, I do not own the FF characters, Squaresoft does. I do not own Jetite, Quacking Waterfowl does. I do not own Chris, Chris does. I do not own Tardy, the people from that bunny show do. I do own Crazy, R.J., Alex and Renoke. I own the mental hospital. That is all.
___________________________________________________________________________
I AM THE SPORK!!
Chapter 5
Crazy: All right, where's Renoke? I need her help...RENOKE!!!
Renoke: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Crazy: WHERE ARE YOU?
Renoke: UNDER HERE!!
Crazy: ?.....*rolls a few FF characters off the pile* AHHHH!!
Renoke: Thanks, I couldn't breathe under there. *sigh*
Crazy: Um....is Alex under there too?
Renoke: Oh, no. She comitted herself.
Crazy: SHE WHAT?!
Renoke: Not so loud...you'll wake them up....
Crazy: I cannot beleive this. Gimme' your phone.
Renoke: *hands over her phone*
Crazy: *dials mental hospital* Hello?
Operator: Yes, this is Cherry Hills Mental Institution, how may I help you?
Crazy: I'm looking for a girl named Alex.
Operator: We currently have 57,345,545,764,657 patients who are named Alex.
Crazy: Well, this Alex has wings.
Operator: Oh, okay. She's being held in a high-security area on the third floor. Why?
Crazy: Um....I'm sorry, you have the wrong number. *hangs up* Renoke, we have to rescue Alex.
AT THE MENTAL PLACE
R.J: *twitches and wakes up* Uh....Jetite, where are you? I'M ALL ALONE?! HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEE...oooh, spork....
AT THE MENTAL HOSPITAL ENTRANCE
Crazy: *wearing fake nose, glasses and mustache* Alright, let's go.
Renoke:*wearing the same thing* Um...are you sure no one will notice us?
Crazy: YES I'M SURE!!
( They enter the building, and surprisingly make it to the third floor and to the high-security place without being noticed )
Crazy: *knocking on a door* Hey, Alex, is that you?
Crazy person #1: HAHAHAHA!! IS THAT YOU MOMMY?! YES, I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!!! GIMME' ELIXER!!
Crazy: Um....guess not. ^__^ *knocks on the next door* Alex, are you in there?
???: No, I'm not Alex.
Crazy: Who are you then?
???: My name is Chris.
Crazy: Well....you sound normal, why are you in here?
Chris: Because I have an obsession with chickens. CHICKENS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Crazy: *sweatdrop* Well...okay....wanna come with us?
Renoke: WHAT?! *hits Crazy on the back of the head with an...object of some sort*
Chris: YES!! PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Crazy: Okay. *opens door*
Chris: Can my friends come too?
Crazy: Uh, sure!
Chris: Okay, that's Chicken....
???: No, my name is George/Mark.
Chris: That's Chicken #2....
???: Actually, my name's Micheal.
Chris: And that's....someone I don't know.^__^ CHICKEN!!
Micheal: His name's Tardy. The turtle.
Crazy: OKAY! Let's go find Alex!! *knocks on the next door* Alex, is that you?
Alex: Huh? Crazy? You came to rescue me!! YAY!
Crazy: Yeppers. Stand back, I'm opening the door. *tries to open the door, but instead it falls off of it's hinges*
Chris: The chickens have a much more sophisticated technology system. ^__^
Alex: Oh well...at least you came! Um...who are these people?
Crazy: George, Chris, Micheal, and Tardy.
Alex: Why is that turtle eating paintballs?
Tardy: The green ones make me horny. ^______________________^
Alex: o_O
All: O_o
Chris: ...AS DO THE CHICKENS!!!
Tardy: Nope, only the green ones.
Chris: ....*kicks Tardy*
Alex: What about R.J?
Crazy: She belongs here, with her people. Now let's get out of here!
( All run like bats out of hell, right out the door, and back to where we left the FF characters )
Crazy: Thank goodness that's over.
Renoke: Yeah....why is that Chris dude and that turtle still here?
Crazy: I have no idea.
CHRIS AND TARDY
Chris: The chickens would treat you well, Tardy.
Tardy: People aren't supposed to touch me where my baby seat covers. *sticks out tongue*
Chris: But they're are no people in the magical kingdom of chicken land!! All are happy under the rules and guidence of the chickens!! ALL SHALL SEE THAT THE CHICKENS ARE TRUE HATCHED LEADERS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Tardy: ......crayons taste like purple! ^_______________________________________________________O
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Okay, that was a dumb end of the chapter, but there's more to come. If you want to be in this fic, leave a review at the beep.
I said, leave a reveiw at the BEEP. WHY AREN'T YOU REVIEWING?!
Or, you can e-mail me, and tell me the name of your character and what he or she acts like/ is addicted to. Such as a drug or two, or an animal, or a utensil. Whatever.
Alrighty, happy reading! ^____^