Disclaimer: .......

Nanaki: psst..! say it...!

Nanashi: *blinks* oh... oh yeah! Yu-Gi-Oh and its characters aren't mine! hah! NOT GONNA SUE ME TODAY!

Warnings: YUMMY SHOUNEN-AI! AND YAOI HENTAI! *drools*

Nanashi: *whacks Nanaki over the head with a foam bat* don't say that!!! ^^()

Nanaki: ACK! @.@ *falls over*

Kaiba: she worries me sometimes...

Nanashi: *raises an eyebrow* only 'sometimes'?

Kaiba: *shrugs*

Malik: *storms in* ... TERRANCE?!... TERRANCE!?!? ARE THEY NUTS!?

Nanashi: here, Malik... *hands over a Bakura plushie* that's from Taito-kisses...

Malik: cute! ^_^ *hugs his new plushie*

Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* softie at heart...

Malik: *glares* silence! *whips out the Millennium Rod*

Nanashi: ACK! PUT THAT AWAY!

Kaiba: that's supposed to be mine, you know..?!

Malik: well, it's not anymore, is it, SET!? *cackles*

Kaiba: *growls* why you...!

Nanashi: eeps... I'M STARTING!!! *snaps her fingers*

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"Alright, first things first..." Kaiba muttered, as he opened the door. "We have to decide who sleeps on the bed..."

Joey blinked, "what?"

Kaiba frowned, "I'm not sleeping in the same bed with a canine..." he said, shortly, as he entered the room. He removed his shoes. Then his jacket, which he tossed on the uncomfortable looking easychair.

Joey scowled, as he removed his soaked jacket and shoes, as well, leaving them in a heap on the floor. "Hey, Kaiba! Would it kill you to..!?" he started to demand.

Kaiba rolled his eyes, "will you calm down? I never said it was you that had to sleep on the floor..!" he snapped. Then he pointed at the small loveseat. "I'll sleep there, if you'll shut up..."

Joey blinked, again. Kaiba, offering to do something nice. It was kinda scary. Kaiba ignored the look the blonde was giving him, as he strided up to the bed, taking one pillow, then he walked to the closet, pulling out one of those spare blankets.

Joey could only stare in wonder, as he did all this. Then Kaiba started to undo his soaked shirt. "Uhhhh, Kaiba..?"

Kaiba glanced at him, a small smirk on his lips, as he dropped the pillow and blanket on the loveseat.

Joey blinked, again, catching a glimpse of Kaiba's well-muscled chest. "Uhhhhh..." blood rushed to the blonde's cheeks. [A/N: Nanaki, again... and she's trying not to drool! XD]

"Gotcha..." said Kaiba, then he spun and leapt into the bed, burying himself under the covers.

"HEY! THAT'S CHEATIN!"

"No one was telling you to stand there and stare at me..." Kaiba replied, his voice muffled by the comforter. Then he tossed his soaked shirt on the floor.

Joey's face reddened. "I WASN'T STARIN!"

"Uh-huh... g' night, Wheeler..." Kaiba rolled over, closing his eyes. Joey clenched his hands into fists, his blood boiling. He was exhausted! No way was he gonna sleep on a cramped little sofa wanna- be! He ran forward, and dived into the bed, too.

"What do you think you're doing?" Kaiba asked, confused.

"What's it look like!?"

"Get out...!"

Then Joey was shoved out of the bed. Landing with a pleasant ~THUMP~

"ACK!" Joey yelped, as he hit the floor. Then he jumped up, "KAIBA! LEMME IN THERE!"

"No... you had your chance... but you never took it... what with your staring, and all..."

"I WASN'T STARIN..!!!" Joey yelled.

Kaiba rolled over, and held his finger at his lips, "shhhhh... you'll wake the neighbours..." He smirked, and rolled over again, closing his eyes.

Joey released a low growl. He wasn't gonna give up without a fight. Again, he leapt into the bed.

And again, he was shoved out, landing with the exact same ~THUMP~

"ACK!"

~~~***~~~

"Those two are kind of strange..." Bakura commented. They were hearing everything between Joey and Kaiba, since the walls didn't seem too thick.

"Kind of..?" Tristan asked, dubiously.

Bakura laughed, then he looked over at the chair, where Tristan was. "You can sleep here, too, if you want..."

"Nah... I'm fine..." Tristan assured him, stretching out his long legs.

"You're sure?" Bakura asked, doubtfully.

"Not really..."

"Tristan..."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

"I'm kidding... I'm fine, Bakura... I don't want those guys thinking we're getting it on, right now... contrary to what they think, I can be a gentleman..."

Bakura blushed, "you didn't have to use that term..."

"Oh... sorry."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

Bakura laughed, slightly, at the noise Joey and Kaiba were making. Then he turned back to Tristan, "well?"

"'Well' what?"

"You coming in here, or not?"

"I don't wanna be rude..."

Bakura sighed, as he sat up, "I was afraid I would have to do this..."

Tristan raised an eyebrow, "do what..?" Then he sighed, "you wouldn't..."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

"I will, if it gets you out of the uncomfortable thing, and in here..." Bakura said, simply. Tristan shook his head.

"Bakura... I'm fine..."

~"Okay... This time!"~

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

Bakura reached over, and turned off the lamp. It was completely dark. It was quiet for a few seconds. Except for the occasional...

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

"... You're too manipulative... you know that, right?" Tristan's voice murmured.

"Yes... and you love it, don't you?" Bakura asked, innocently.

"... Yeah..." a thoughtful pause. "I love you, Bakura..."

"I love you, too..." slight shifting can be heard.[1] "Now, onto better things..?"

A small chuckle from Tristan. "Okay... as long as you're sure..."

Bakura laughed. "I like keeping my word, remember?"

"Oh yeah..."

~~~*****~~~

Yami B grimaced, and pounded on the wall, "CAN YOU BOTH SHUT UP, ALREADY!?" he hollered.

Malik yawned, "that's not helping matters..."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

Yami B scowled, and laid back down. "What on earth are those two up to...?"

"I don't think I wanna know..."

Yami B turned to him, his eyes wide, "you don't think... that they... I mean... it's Kaiba and Joey! They would never..!" he paused, "would they..?"

Malik shrugged, "that's not what I meant... I was merely implying that it's probably an argument about who should sleep in the bed..."

"Oh..."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

"Plus..." Malik added, "that's gotta be the weirdest cry of passion I've ever heard, if they were actually doing that..."

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

Yami B raised an eyebrow, then nodded, "I suppose..." He yawned, as he stretched his arms over his head. "Well, good night then, Malik..."

"G' night..."

Malik reached up, turning off the lamp, and the room was dark.[2]

~THUMP~

~"ACK! KAIBA!"~

~"I said 'no'!"~

~THUMP~

~"ACK!"~

Two similar sighs of exasperation were made. Then it was silent in the room. Except for the sounds coming from Kaiba and Joey's room. And then...

"Uhhhhhh... is that you?"

"Hm? Oh... sorry..."

A small sigh, "okay... just... don't do it, again..."

"Heh... no promises..."

~~~***~~~

On to Yami and Yugi's room. And it's kind of eventful... They're both managing to share the bed with no problems. Yugi's cuddled safely in Yami's arms. Yami would occasionally kiss the sleeping boy's forehead, causing a cute smile to go over the sleeping boy's lips.

And there was the very faint...

~thump~

~"ack!"~

Yami blinked. What was going on? Then he shrugged. Hopefully it was no concern of theirs.

~~~***~~~

"COME BACK HERE!" Tea yelled, chasing after YamiM. And she was brandishing a curling iron like it was a sword.

"NO! I'M NOT SOME BARBIE DOLL!"[3] YamiM shouted, as he threw the chair down on the floor, to slow Tea down.

"BUT YOUR HAIR WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH CURLS!" Tea persisted, stumbling over the well-placed chair.

"TOUCH MY HAIR WITH THAT, AND I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET IT!" YamiM snapped, as he jumped over the bed, and held up a hairdryer, like a gun. How Tea managed to carry all this stuff was beyond him.

"YamiM... c' mon... you wear mascara!"

"WHAAT!? NO, I DON'T!"

"Then why're your eyes like that, huh?!"

"I'M EGYPTIAN, YOU NINCOMPOOP!"

Tea blinked, an anime sweatdrop forming. "Nincompoop?"

YamiM shrugged, "I'm kinda too panicky to come up with a better name..." he admitted.

Tea nodded, in understanding, "oh..." Then she got back to the task at hand, "please!?"

"No!"

"YamiM... it won't hurt...!"

"LIES! ALL LIES! MALIK! HALP!!!"

Tea lunged at him, and wrapped her arms around his waist, "GOTCHA!"

"AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF! MALIK!!!" YamiM wailed.

~~~***~~~

Joey paused, in mid-jump, "what was that?"

Kaiba blinked, in mid-shove, "I have no idea..."

They both shrugged. And went back to what they were doing.

~THUMP~

"ACK!"

"Can you quit already?" Kaiba asked, with a sigh. He was obviously getting tired of their game.

Joey got back to his feet, "NEVAH!" He declared, then he leapt into the bed. He pushed Kaiba's arm aside, and clung to his other arm.

"WHEELER!"

"I'm stayin..!"

Kaiba tried to push Joey off his arm, "get off!"

"No!"

With a grimace, Kaiba let Joey be. He was too tired to try, anymore. "I hate persistant puppies..." he grumbled.

"Oh, so now I'm a puppy..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes, still not releasing the CEO's arm.

"Taking offense, already?"

"Nah, of course not... better than 'mutt'..." Joey said, with a shrug. Kaiba ignored him, and turned his head away, closing his eyes. "You do know what puppies are like though, don't ya?"

"Shut up and sleep..." Kaiba muttered.

"They're affectionate lil' things..." Joey started nuzzling Kaiba's arm. Kaiba whipped his head around, his blue eyes wide.

"Are you crazy!?"

"Nah, I'm a puppy..." Joey grinned. Teasing Kaiba was kinda fun, if you ever really tried it. "They whimper a lot, too... lack of affection can do that..." Then he started to whimper, as he nuzzled Kaiba.

"I think you hit your head, when you hit the floor..." Kaiba muttered. But, the strange thing was, he wasn't trying to stop Joey. His hair was smooth and soft... kinda nice.

"Where's the affection, Kaiba? After all, I am a puppy..." Joey's grin widened. Kaiba scowled.

"I don't even know what kind of affection you're talking about..." he spat.

"Oh, that's easy..!" Joey said, then he slung Kaiba's arm, the one he was holding, over his head, then he cuddled up to Kaiba. Kaiba froze. "Yup... puppies like to be held..." Joey said, with a wise nod.

Kaiba stared at the boy's blonde hair, in shock. "Now I know you're crazy..." he muttered.

"Nah... just cold... I mean, I'm wearin wet clothes, and you kept shoving me out of the bed... so yeah, a puppy's... er, person's... bound to get cold," Joey pointed out.

Kaiba burst out laughing, at Joey's verbal gaffe.

"Hey, shaddup..." Joey said, trying to appear angry. But he couldn't. Seeing Kaiba laugh. It was a great thing.

After a few seconds, Kaiba cleared his throat. "Good night..." he paused, hesitantly. "Joey..." he finished.

Joey looked up at him, in shock. But the CEO's eyes were already closed.

"G' night... Kaiba..." Joey said, shortly. Then he finally drifted off to sleep.

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[1] and now a message from Nanaki...

Nanaki: WAI!!! *drools* HENTAI!!! *squeals and jumps up and down* WAI, WAI, WAI, WAI!

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* and this has been a message from Nanaki...

[2] rather uneventful, huh? heh... I was working on it, but I couldn't come up with anything... gomen...

[3] *blinks* not mine... personally, I don't like pink... *shrugs* must be because of a certain pacifist from GW

~~~***~~~

Nanashi: *sighs* say it, already...

Nanaki: you, Nanashi... ARE A SAP!!!

Nanashi: I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW! *pouts* it's a curse...

Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* so... me and the mutt, huh?

Nanashi: *shrugs* I guess....

Nanaki: yeah, Yami and Yugi seem good enough... so, the pairings officially are...?

Nanashi: Tristan/Bakura, I'm really not too sure about Kaiba/Joey yet... and Yami/Yugi... *shrugs* I'm not sure about Yami B, YamiM and Malik, either...

Kaiba: *sighs* damn, here I was hoping for Yami every so often, too...

Nanashi: *snickers* so was I... hey yeah ^_^ I'll keep doin in that way... okey dokey?

Kaiba:*shrugs* fine by me...

Nanaki: HENTAI! *squeals and runs in circles*

Kaiba&Nanashi: *bops Nanaki with a cushion* shush..!