A/N: GOMEN!!! I am so sorry, this chapter took SOO long to write! But I was un-motivated for awhile. But now I'm back, and its summer vacation! *cheers* So, I hope you enjoy this chapter! R/R please!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Alex, Renoke, and R.J. And Myself. Everything else belongs to their respected owners. ^_^ Yeah, I have permission form my fellow authors that are in this.
Oh, and one more thing. This chapter kind of got out of hand at one point, and can probably be very offensive to people. Aheh..*giggles nervously* So read at your own risk.
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I AM THE SPORK!!!
Chapter 7
*Alex is seen in a cage screaming at the top of her lungs.*
Alex: LET ME OUT OF HERE DAMN IT!! LET ME OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT!
Crazy: No, you aren't coming out of that cage!
Alex: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!
Tifa: ....um....what about Kurai?
Crazy: Oh, fuck, I forgot about her. *looks around* Um...where did she go?
Takui: *shrugs* Well, it's not my problem. *cuddles Sephiroth* Is it Sephy?
Sephiroth: *BIG grin*
Crazy: *glares*
Takui: Hmph. Well, we'll just take it outside then...*giggles and dissapears with Sephiroth in a puff of smoke*
Crazy: Hmm....
Cloud: *runs back up to Crazy* And there was NEKKID THINGS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Aeris: I'm glad you're upset. Now I know that the only one you want to see naked is...
Tifa: *pushes Aeris away from Cloud* Me!
Aeris: HA! Don't make me laugh, bar slut!
Tifa: HA! Who's more of a slut, the one with the short skirt or the one that un-buttons her skirt to her crotch!
Cloud: Thet fight over me so much...*sighs and walks away*
Crazy: ^-^ Guys, guys! We need to find Kurai!
R.J: And they all lived happily ever after! The End!
Yuffie: *looks at Les* I think I'm attracted to you.
Les: *looks at Yuffie* I think I'm attracted to you too.
Yuffie: Wanna make out?
Les: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!! *they make out*
Crazy: o_O well, that was un-expected
Outlaw: We must find Kurai!
Reno: *crawls around on the ground* Need...booze...can't....breath...I can't...see... My brain...is functioning...correctly....
Alex: *screams* LET MEEEEEE OUT NOW!
Crazy: *shrieks*
Outlaw: *takes out a shotgun* YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Reno: *crawls up to Crazy* Booze...pot...need...
Crazy: ^-^;;; ummmmm...
( Mr. Rogers comes running up to Crazy fron nowhere )
Cloud: EVIL! EEEEEEVILLLL!!!!! *collapses*
Mr. Rogers: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!!! *cries*
Reno: *grabs Crazys leg* Need...liquor...liquor...good...
Crazy: O_o;;; Reno, let go
Reno: *bites Crazys leg*
Crazy: OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Mr. Rogers: *looks at Reno with lust in his eyes*
Reno: o.o;;
Mr. Rogers: *jumps on Reno* Come to me, you beautiful hunk of man!!!!
Crazy: Serves you right for biting me :-P
( Vincent *who hasn't been in here much, gomen ^^;* walks in )
Vincent: *sees Reno and Mr. Rogers* ...?!
Alex: *stops screaming**anime hearts for eyes* Vincent! =^_^=
Mr. Rogers: *lets go of Reno and looks at Vincent* Wow, you're even hotter! @^-^@
Vincent: o_O *shoots Mr. Rogers* ...
Reno: *stands up* ...
Vincent: ...
All: ...
Alex: *coughs*
( Takui walks back in with Sephiroth )
Takui: What? Why are you all so quiet?
Crazy: Um...no reason ^^;
R.J: ...Sporky, spork *drools and foams at the mouth*
( Yuffie and Les suddenly appear. They are rolling on the ground making out )
Takui: ^__^ FUN! *grabs Sephiroth and makes out with him*
Crazy: O_o; *eye twitch* too much making out...
Alex: You're only saying that cause you don't have a boyfriend ^_^
Crazy: Well, neither do you!
Alex: I do too! He's standing right there! *points at Vincent*
Vincent: *looks at Alex weird* I am?
Crazy: No, he's not, he's mine! *walks over and kisses Vincent*
Vincent: ...!!!
Alex: *thrashes around* YOU STUPID BITCH! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS CAGE, I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! I'LL-
Outlaw: *pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Alex* ^_^ A deed is done *drools*
Crazy: *pats Outlaw on the head* Yes, indeed.
Renoke: Why the hell haven't I said anything yet?
Crazy: oops...I guess I forgot about you
Renoke: *bitch...*
Vincent: *is still in shock from Crazy kissing him*
Reno: *who has been standing around in a stupor until now, suddenly rushes up and hugs Vincent*
Aeris: Is it just me, or is it getting a little..er...yaoi-ish in here?
Everyone: *ignores Aeris*
Aeris: Fine...we'll see how much you ignore me when I bring upon the doom of the planet..mwahahahaha...
Reno: *has tears in his eyes* You saved me from that fag, Mr. Rogers! Thank you so much!
Vincent: ...?!?! *struggles to get away from Reno*
Crazy: *beats Reno over the head with a frying pan* LET *BANG* HIM *BANG* GO!!! *BANG*
Reno: *is knocked unconscious*
Crazy: ^_^ I'm in my happy place *hugs Vincent* I'm sorry you had to go through that, handsome ^^
Vincent: ...{ why do they all love me? Why? }
Crazy: *reads his thoughts* Because you're cute, and cool and I love you ^^
Alex: *mumbles in her sleep* Kill...don't touch my Vincent...mumble mumble....
Chris and R.J: *start to chant* CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! *ect...*
Crazy: *blinks*
Ultima-Gambit: I have been here for two chaptes now, and haven't said anything. I'M SUING YOU! I WANT MY LAWYER! *runs away screaming*
Crazy: ^-^;; oh well....
( Tifa sneaks up behind Cloud and covers his eyes )
Cloud: O_o I'm collapsed on the ground...how did you do that?
Tifa: O_O I...I don't know...*cries*
Aries: *laughs at Tifa* HAHA! You're a stupid slut!
Tifa: *punches Aeris* I'm not a slut, you are!
Aeris: X_X *dies*
Tifa: Weak bitch
Cloud: *gets up* NOOOOOOO! AERIS! *cries*
( Takui stops making out with Sephiroth for a minute )
Takui: Use a damn pheonix down and stop bitching about it *continues to make out with Sephiroth*
Chris: *runs to Aeris* LIVE!! *gets those things that you see on T.V. all the time* CLEAR! *zap*
Aeris: X__X *is still dead*
Chris: CLEAR *ZAP* CLEAR!! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPP!*
Aeris: *is on fire, but still dead*
Chris: Fire extinguisher!! *puts out fire and brings Aeris to life*
Cloud: O_O ITS ALIVE!! ITS ALIVE!! *runs away laughing demonically*
Aeris: *is now bald and looking in a mirror* My hair! My beautiful hair!!!! *cries*
Tifa: *laughs hysterically*
Takui: *stops and looks around again* Where IS Kurai, anyway?
Crazy: O_o;;; oopsy....
Outlaw: ^-^ I'm thinking we forgot about her...
*MEANWHILE: In Mongolia*
Mongolians: *run around screaming as their country is burnt to a crisp* DEMON! DEMON! THE APOCOLYPSE IS HERE!
Kurai: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
Mongolians: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Back To Home*
Crazy: ...yup, we forgot about her. ^^;;;
Tifa: Well, we need to find her before she does something horrible!
Outlaw: How do we find her?
Les: *stops making out with Yuffie* ^_^ I have a suggestion...
*On The Plane To Australia*
Aeris: *is still staring in her mirror and crying*
Outlaw: *grumbles* I don't think this is a good idea...
Alex: *is shoved in a luggage compartment, still in a cage* I don't think so either!
Yuffie: I think its a good idea! ^_^ *smiles at Les**giggles*
Les: ^_^ Um..I'll be right back *runs to the back of the plane*
Yuffie: Yeah, me too *runs after him*
Crazy: O_o I'm just going to NOT think about what they are doing back there.
Fuujin: EW...WHERE SEIFER?
Tifa: We don't know, Fuujin, stop asking.
Fuujin: *goes and looks for Seifer*
Crazy: Wow, I completely forgot that we brought everyone from FF8 with us ^_^
Cloud: Yeah, and that was a wonderful idea! ^_^ *hugs Squall* Friend
Squall: Whatever
Rinoa: *beats Cloud over the head*
Alex: Can we go over the plan again?
Crazy: *shrugs* I guess. Okay, the plan is, we get Steve Irwin, that Crocodile Hunter dude, to help us track down Kurai!
Everyone: ...*crickets chirp*
Sephiroth: That plan sucks
Crazy: You didn't let me finish! Then after that, we kill both Kurai and Alex so they won't fight anymore! ^_^
Sephiroth: ...Let me re-phrase that: That plan fucking sucks.
Crazy: *shrugs* So, we won't kill them. No biggy ^_^
Flight Attendent: Please, everyone, we are preparing to land. Buckle your seatbelts.
Squall: Air sickness...*holds his stomach and runs to the bathroom*
Rinoa: Aww...poor Squally-poo ^.^ I hope he feels better soon.
*Where Fuujin Is...Currently Looking For Seifer*
Fuujin: SEIFER BOYFRIEND! LOST?!
( Wanders around )
Fuujin: SEIFER?!
( Walks into the bathroom and starts opening the doors )
Fuujin: *opens one door and sees Yuffie and Les* SORRY *closes the door*
Fuujin: *opens the next door and sees Sephiroth and Takui* SORRY *closes the door*
Fuujin: *opens the last door and sees Seifer and Squall :-P* SEIFER BOYFRIEND! SQUALL! RAGE! :-(
Seifer: Oh...shiiiiit...Fuujin, it isn't what it looks like! O_O
Squall: *stupidly* It isn't? ^_^
Fuujin: RAGE! *picks up Seifer and Squall and tosses them out of the plane*
Squall: *while falling through the air* Why was she so angry? As we were doing was getting high...*lights a joint*
Seifer: -_-''' Oh well....
*they fall to the ground and die*
*Back To Where The Passengers Sit*
Crazy: *buckles her seat belt* We're almost there! YAY!
Flight Attendent: Please fasten your seat belts like this *demonstrates*
Outlaw: Shut the fuck up! *shoots the flight attendent*
Flight Attendent: *dies*
Outlaw: Yay
Captain: *over speakers* Ah..this is your Captain speaking...we are now landing.
R.J: *screams* THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!!
Crazy: *in spooky voice* Yeees, R.J...they are!
R.J: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *passes out*
Crazy: Mwahahahaha...
( The plane lands and they rent a car. I know that the plot went way too fast there, but I am the Author, so neener! Oh yeah, and they let Alex out of her cage )
( They are driving through Australia when...)
BOOOOOM!
Crazy: What the hell was that?!?!
Aeris: Looks like we hit something...
Squall: What did we hit?
Tifa: A...penguin?
Crazy: o_O
All: O_o
Tifa: Yup, it's a penguin ^-^;;;
( The penguin gets up and takes off his head )
Penguin guy: What the hell is wrong with swizzle sticks? Why did swizzle sticks hit me?! Well, what do swizzle sticks have to say for yourselves? WELL?!
Cloud: *glomps the Penguin guy's head* IT BE A PENGUIN MOMMY! O_^ I SEE U!
Penguin guy: EVIL!!! *runs in circles with Cloud on his head*
Cloud: WHEEEEEEEEE!! I'm riding the elephant mommy! Lets do it again and again and again and again! XD ELEPHENGUIN!
Penguin guy: *explodes*
Cloud: *also explodes*
Penguin guy: *un-explodes* ^_^ That is so fun
Crazy: O_o Um..who are you?
Penguin guy: I AM THE GREATEST AUTHOR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
Crazy, Takui, Chris, and Les: Ahem...
Penguin guy: ^-^() I AM WINDSLASH! *victory dance*
Alex: If you're such a great author, whats with the suit?
Windslash: Weekend job :-P
Alex: Oh, I see...-.-'
Crazy: Can you take us to the Crocodile Hunter?
Windslash: Who, that gay croc-humping idiot?
Crazy: Sadly, yes ^^;
Windslash: Sure I know where he lives. Follow me! *waddles away*
Everyone: o_O weird...*waddle after him*
*At That Croc Dude's House*
Alex: *knocks on the door*
Steve: *opens the door* Wow! Would you look at that! *grabs Alex by the throat* What a fine specimen!
Alex: *punches him in the face*
Crazy: Er....we need your help, Steve.
Steve: My help? For what?
Crazy: We need you to help us track down a demon.
Takui: Yeah, my sister, Kurai.
R.J: And Sproky, who died the night the owls flew..*cries*
Tifa: Sproky?
R.J: SPORK! *smiles*
Steve: Sure, I'll help! *drags them all to a swamp*
*At The Swamp*
Steve: Lookie there! That is one big ass croc! Le's move it three feet over there! *sneaks up behind the croc*
Aeris: Does he even know we are looking for a demon?
( Steve grabs the crocodiles tail and moves it three feet away from its original spot )
Steve: No, I don' think thats just right! Le's move it three feet over there!
Windslash: I am the Flying Panda of Nymph!!!!!! *tackles Steve*
Steve: *grabs Windslash by the neck* Look at this fine specimen! This is a rare case of Flying Panda disease! Aren't we lucky!
*waves Windslash around like a snake* Now the garden version isn't poisonus, but rest assured, this one is VERY dangerous! It coul' kill you in five seconds flat! So...LETS LOOK AT ITS TEETH! ^_^
Windslash: hissssssssss
Aeris: What does that remind you of Cloud?
Cloud: *playing with G.I. Joes*
Aeris: It reminds me of Adam and Eve....
Cloud: Zooom! *makes plane noises* Yes commander, I'm here! *gun noises*
Aeris: You can be Adam, and I'll be-
Tifa: *pushes Aeris out of the way: And I'll be Eve!
Aeris: *cries* But I wanna be Eve!
Tifa: Eve wasn't bald, so blah! *sticks out her tongue*
Windslash: *starts to twitch uncontrolably* SWIZZLE.....STICKS!!
Steve: Oi, this is a fiesty one!!! *lets Windslash go*
Windslash: *falls to the the ground and twitches uncontrolably* Swizzle...sticks...AND COFFEE BEANS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Crazy: Riiiight. o_O How do I always end up being the sane one?
Aeris: *dances in circles* I do not work for the moon as a chicken does not iron my underwear for the greater half of the year, so I suppose that Brittian wins the football game!
Crazy: -_-' Forget I asked
Aeris: Huh?
Windslash: What?
Tifa: Where?
Yuffie: Who?
Aeris: *giggles* CHICKEN POO!
Crazy: -.- *smacks herself* Darn *smack!* the *smack!* luck *smack!* darn *smack!* Why *smack!* is *smack!* it *smack!* that *smack!* every *smack!* time *smack!* I *smack!* try *smack!* to *smack!* write *smack!* a *smack!* story *smack!* its *smack!* always *smack!* ruined?! *smack!*
( Kurai suddenly flies over-head )
Crazy: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...
Steve: Oi, would you look at that! That is one big ass wild beast! LETS CATCH IT AND POKE IT WITH A STICK! *flaps his arms like wings*
Alex: Ok, thats it. *beats Steve within an inch of his life* I hate you, you annoying bastard!!
Steve: Oi, that...thats pain...
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Ok, I know I'm probably going to die for this, but you will just have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens. :-P
Readers: BITCH! *throw flaming garbage cans at me*
Me: O_O ACK! I'm sorry! But I'll finish it soon, so don't worry ^^;
Readers: You better..*death glare*
Me: o_O
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except Alex, Renoke, and R.J. And Myself. Everything else belongs to their respected owners. ^_^ Yeah, I have permission form my fellow authors that are in this.
Oh, and one more thing. This chapter kind of got out of hand at one point, and can probably be very offensive to people. Aheh..*giggles nervously* So read at your own risk.
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I AM THE SPORK!!!
Chapter 7
*Alex is seen in a cage screaming at the top of her lungs.*
Alex: LET ME OUT OF HERE DAMN IT!! LET ME OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT!
Crazy: No, you aren't coming out of that cage!
Alex: LET ME OUT!!!!!!!
Tifa: ....um....what about Kurai?
Crazy: Oh, fuck, I forgot about her. *looks around* Um...where did she go?
Takui: *shrugs* Well, it's not my problem. *cuddles Sephiroth* Is it Sephy?
Sephiroth: *BIG grin*
Crazy: *glares*
Takui: Hmph. Well, we'll just take it outside then...*giggles and dissapears with Sephiroth in a puff of smoke*
Crazy: Hmm....
Cloud: *runs back up to Crazy* And there was NEKKID THINGS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Aeris: I'm glad you're upset. Now I know that the only one you want to see naked is...
Tifa: *pushes Aeris away from Cloud* Me!
Aeris: HA! Don't make me laugh, bar slut!
Tifa: HA! Who's more of a slut, the one with the short skirt or the one that un-buttons her skirt to her crotch!
Cloud: Thet fight over me so much...*sighs and walks away*
Crazy: ^-^ Guys, guys! We need to find Kurai!
R.J: And they all lived happily ever after! The End!
Yuffie: *looks at Les* I think I'm attracted to you.
Les: *looks at Yuffie* I think I'm attracted to you too.
Yuffie: Wanna make out?
Les: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!! *they make out*
Crazy: o_O well, that was un-expected
Outlaw: We must find Kurai!
Reno: *crawls around on the ground* Need...booze...can't....breath...I can't...see... My brain...is functioning...correctly....
Alex: *screams* LET MEEEEEE OUT NOW!
Crazy: *shrieks*
Outlaw: *takes out a shotgun* YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Reno: *crawls up to Crazy* Booze...pot...need...
Crazy: ^-^;;; ummmmm...
( Mr. Rogers comes running up to Crazy fron nowhere )
Cloud: EVIL! EEEEEEVILLLL!!!!! *collapses*
Mr. Rogers: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!!! *cries*
Reno: *grabs Crazys leg* Need...liquor...liquor...good...
Crazy: O_o;;; Reno, let go
Reno: *bites Crazys leg*
Crazy: OW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!
Mr. Rogers: *looks at Reno with lust in his eyes*
Reno: o.o;;
Mr. Rogers: *jumps on Reno* Come to me, you beautiful hunk of man!!!!
Crazy: Serves you right for biting me :-P
( Vincent *who hasn't been in here much, gomen ^^;* walks in )
Vincent: *sees Reno and Mr. Rogers* ...?!
Alex: *stops screaming**anime hearts for eyes* Vincent! =^_^=
Mr. Rogers: *lets go of Reno and looks at Vincent* Wow, you're even hotter! @^-^@
Vincent: o_O *shoots Mr. Rogers* ...
Reno: *stands up* ...
Vincent: ...
All: ...
Alex: *coughs*
( Takui walks back in with Sephiroth )
Takui: What? Why are you all so quiet?
Crazy: Um...no reason ^^;
R.J: ...Sporky, spork *drools and foams at the mouth*
( Yuffie and Les suddenly appear. They are rolling on the ground making out )
Takui: ^__^ FUN! *grabs Sephiroth and makes out with him*
Crazy: O_o; *eye twitch* too much making out...
Alex: You're only saying that cause you don't have a boyfriend ^_^
Crazy: Well, neither do you!
Alex: I do too! He's standing right there! *points at Vincent*
Vincent: *looks at Alex weird* I am?
Crazy: No, he's not, he's mine! *walks over and kisses Vincent*
Vincent: ...!!!
Alex: *thrashes around* YOU STUPID BITCH! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS CAGE, I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! I'LL-
Outlaw: *pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Alex* ^_^ A deed is done *drools*
Crazy: *pats Outlaw on the head* Yes, indeed.
Renoke: Why the hell haven't I said anything yet?
Crazy: oops...I guess I forgot about you
Renoke: *bitch...*
Vincent: *is still in shock from Crazy kissing him*
Reno: *who has been standing around in a stupor until now, suddenly rushes up and hugs Vincent*
Aeris: Is it just me, or is it getting a little..er...yaoi-ish in here?
Everyone: *ignores Aeris*
Aeris: Fine...we'll see how much you ignore me when I bring upon the doom of the planet..mwahahahaha...
Reno: *has tears in his eyes* You saved me from that fag, Mr. Rogers! Thank you so much!
Vincent: ...?!?! *struggles to get away from Reno*
Crazy: *beats Reno over the head with a frying pan* LET *BANG* HIM *BANG* GO!!! *BANG*
Reno: *is knocked unconscious*
Crazy: ^_^ I'm in my happy place *hugs Vincent* I'm sorry you had to go through that, handsome ^^
Vincent: ...{ why do they all love me? Why? }
Crazy: *reads his thoughts* Because you're cute, and cool and I love you ^^
Alex: *mumbles in her sleep* Kill...don't touch my Vincent...mumble mumble....
Chris and R.J: *start to chant* CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! CHIPORK! Chicken Spork! *ect...*
Crazy: *blinks*
Ultima-Gambit: I have been here for two chaptes now, and haven't said anything. I'M SUING YOU! I WANT MY LAWYER! *runs away screaming*
Crazy: ^-^;; oh well....
( Tifa sneaks up behind Cloud and covers his eyes )
Cloud: O_o I'm collapsed on the ground...how did you do that?
Tifa: O_O I...I don't know...*cries*
Aries: *laughs at Tifa* HAHA! You're a stupid slut!
Tifa: *punches Aeris* I'm not a slut, you are!
Aeris: X_X *dies*
Tifa: Weak bitch
Cloud: *gets up* NOOOOOOO! AERIS! *cries*
( Takui stops making out with Sephiroth for a minute )
Takui: Use a damn pheonix down and stop bitching about it *continues to make out with Sephiroth*
Chris: *runs to Aeris* LIVE!! *gets those things that you see on T.V. all the time* CLEAR! *zap*
Aeris: X__X *is still dead*
Chris: CLEAR *ZAP* CLEAR!! *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPP!*
Aeris: *is on fire, but still dead*
Chris: Fire extinguisher!! *puts out fire and brings Aeris to life*
Cloud: O_O ITS ALIVE!! ITS ALIVE!! *runs away laughing demonically*
Aeris: *is now bald and looking in a mirror* My hair! My beautiful hair!!!! *cries*
Tifa: *laughs hysterically*
Takui: *stops and looks around again* Where IS Kurai, anyway?
Crazy: O_o;;; oopsy....
Outlaw: ^-^ I'm thinking we forgot about her...
*MEANWHILE: In Mongolia*
Mongolians: *run around screaming as their country is burnt to a crisp* DEMON! DEMON! THE APOCOLYPSE IS HERE!
Kurai: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
Mongolians: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Back To Home*
Crazy: ...yup, we forgot about her. ^^;;;
Tifa: Well, we need to find her before she does something horrible!
Outlaw: How do we find her?
Les: *stops making out with Yuffie* ^_^ I have a suggestion...
*On The Plane To Australia*
Aeris: *is still staring in her mirror and crying*
Outlaw: *grumbles* I don't think this is a good idea...
Alex: *is shoved in a luggage compartment, still in a cage* I don't think so either!
Yuffie: I think its a good idea! ^_^ *smiles at Les**giggles*
Les: ^_^ Um..I'll be right back *runs to the back of the plane*
Yuffie: Yeah, me too *runs after him*
Crazy: O_o I'm just going to NOT think about what they are doing back there.
Fuujin: EW...WHERE SEIFER?
Tifa: We don't know, Fuujin, stop asking.
Fuujin: *goes and looks for Seifer*
Crazy: Wow, I completely forgot that we brought everyone from FF8 with us ^_^
Cloud: Yeah, and that was a wonderful idea! ^_^ *hugs Squall* Friend
Squall: Whatever
Rinoa: *beats Cloud over the head*
Alex: Can we go over the plan again?
Crazy: *shrugs* I guess. Okay, the plan is, we get Steve Irwin, that Crocodile Hunter dude, to help us track down Kurai!
Everyone: ...*crickets chirp*
Sephiroth: That plan sucks
Crazy: You didn't let me finish! Then after that, we kill both Kurai and Alex so they won't fight anymore! ^_^
Sephiroth: ...Let me re-phrase that: That plan fucking sucks.
Crazy: *shrugs* So, we won't kill them. No biggy ^_^
Flight Attendent: Please, everyone, we are preparing to land. Buckle your seatbelts.
Squall: Air sickness...*holds his stomach and runs to the bathroom*
Rinoa: Aww...poor Squally-poo ^.^ I hope he feels better soon.
*Where Fuujin Is...Currently Looking For Seifer*
Fuujin: SEIFER BOYFRIEND! LOST?!
( Wanders around )
Fuujin: SEIFER?!
( Walks into the bathroom and starts opening the doors )
Fuujin: *opens one door and sees Yuffie and Les* SORRY *closes the door*
Fuujin: *opens the next door and sees Sephiroth and Takui* SORRY *closes the door*
Fuujin: *opens the last door and sees Seifer and Squall :-P* SEIFER BOYFRIEND! SQUALL! RAGE! :-(
Seifer: Oh...shiiiiit...Fuujin, it isn't what it looks like! O_O
Squall: *stupidly* It isn't? ^_^
Fuujin: RAGE! *picks up Seifer and Squall and tosses them out of the plane*
Squall: *while falling through the air* Why was she so angry? As we were doing was getting high...*lights a joint*
Seifer: -_-''' Oh well....
*they fall to the ground and die*
*Back To Where The Passengers Sit*
Crazy: *buckles her seat belt* We're almost there! YAY!
Flight Attendent: Please fasten your seat belts like this *demonstrates*
Outlaw: Shut the fuck up! *shoots the flight attendent*
Flight Attendent: *dies*
Outlaw: Yay
Captain: *over speakers* Ah..this is your Captain speaking...we are now landing.
R.J: *screams* THE VOICES ARE BACK!!!!
Crazy: *in spooky voice* Yeees, R.J...they are!
R.J: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *passes out*
Crazy: Mwahahahaha...
( The plane lands and they rent a car. I know that the plot went way too fast there, but I am the Author, so neener! Oh yeah, and they let Alex out of her cage )
( They are driving through Australia when...)
BOOOOOM!
Crazy: What the hell was that?!?!
Aeris: Looks like we hit something...
Squall: What did we hit?
Tifa: A...penguin?
Crazy: o_O
All: O_o
Tifa: Yup, it's a penguin ^-^;;;
( The penguin gets up and takes off his head )
Penguin guy: What the hell is wrong with swizzle sticks? Why did swizzle sticks hit me?! Well, what do swizzle sticks have to say for yourselves? WELL?!
Cloud: *glomps the Penguin guy's head* IT BE A PENGUIN MOMMY! O_^ I SEE U!
Penguin guy: EVIL!!! *runs in circles with Cloud on his head*
Cloud: WHEEEEEEEEE!! I'm riding the elephant mommy! Lets do it again and again and again and again! XD ELEPHENGUIN!
Penguin guy: *explodes*
Cloud: *also explodes*
Penguin guy: *un-explodes* ^_^ That is so fun
Crazy: O_o Um..who are you?
Penguin guy: I AM THE GREATEST AUTHOR IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
Crazy, Takui, Chris, and Les: Ahem...
Penguin guy: ^-^() I AM WINDSLASH! *victory dance*
Alex: If you're such a great author, whats with the suit?
Windslash: Weekend job :-P
Alex: Oh, I see...-.-'
Crazy: Can you take us to the Crocodile Hunter?
Windslash: Who, that gay croc-humping idiot?
Crazy: Sadly, yes ^^;
Windslash: Sure I know where he lives. Follow me! *waddles away*
Everyone: o_O weird...*waddle after him*
*At That Croc Dude's House*
Alex: *knocks on the door*
Steve: *opens the door* Wow! Would you look at that! *grabs Alex by the throat* What a fine specimen!
Alex: *punches him in the face*
Crazy: Er....we need your help, Steve.
Steve: My help? For what?
Crazy: We need you to help us track down a demon.
Takui: Yeah, my sister, Kurai.
R.J: And Sproky, who died the night the owls flew..*cries*
Tifa: Sproky?
R.J: SPORK! *smiles*
Steve: Sure, I'll help! *drags them all to a swamp*
*At The Swamp*
Steve: Lookie there! That is one big ass croc! Le's move it three feet over there! *sneaks up behind the croc*
Aeris: Does he even know we are looking for a demon?
( Steve grabs the crocodiles tail and moves it three feet away from its original spot )
Steve: No, I don' think thats just right! Le's move it three feet over there!
Windslash: I am the Flying Panda of Nymph!!!!!! *tackles Steve*
Steve: *grabs Windslash by the neck* Look at this fine specimen! This is a rare case of Flying Panda disease! Aren't we lucky!
*waves Windslash around like a snake* Now the garden version isn't poisonus, but rest assured, this one is VERY dangerous! It coul' kill you in five seconds flat! So...LETS LOOK AT ITS TEETH! ^_^
Windslash: hissssssssss
Aeris: What does that remind you of Cloud?
Cloud: *playing with G.I. Joes*
Aeris: It reminds me of Adam and Eve....
Cloud: Zooom! *makes plane noises* Yes commander, I'm here! *gun noises*
Aeris: You can be Adam, and I'll be-
Tifa: *pushes Aeris out of the way: And I'll be Eve!
Aeris: *cries* But I wanna be Eve!
Tifa: Eve wasn't bald, so blah! *sticks out her tongue*
Windslash: *starts to twitch uncontrolably* SWIZZLE.....STICKS!!
Steve: Oi, this is a fiesty one!!! *lets Windslash go*
Windslash: *falls to the the ground and twitches uncontrolably* Swizzle...sticks...AND COFFEE BEANS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
Crazy: Riiiight. o_O How do I always end up being the sane one?
Aeris: *dances in circles* I do not work for the moon as a chicken does not iron my underwear for the greater half of the year, so I suppose that Brittian wins the football game!
Crazy: -_-' Forget I asked
Aeris: Huh?
Windslash: What?
Tifa: Where?
Yuffie: Who?
Aeris: *giggles* CHICKEN POO!
Crazy: -.- *smacks herself* Darn *smack!* the *smack!* luck *smack!* darn *smack!* Why *smack!* is *smack!* it *smack!* that *smack!* every *smack!* time *smack!* I *smack!* try *smack!* to *smack!* write *smack!* a *smack!* story *smack!* its *smack!* always *smack!* ruined?! *smack!*
( Kurai suddenly flies over-head )
Crazy: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...
Steve: Oi, would you look at that! That is one big ass wild beast! LETS CATCH IT AND POKE IT WITH A STICK! *flaps his arms like wings*
Alex: Ok, thats it. *beats Steve within an inch of his life* I hate you, you annoying bastard!!
Steve: Oi, that...thats pain...
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Ok, I know I'm probably going to die for this, but you will just have to wait for the next chapter to see what happens. :-P
Readers: BITCH! *throw flaming garbage cans at me*
Me: O_O ACK! I'm sorry! But I'll finish it soon, so don't worry ^^;
Readers: You better..*death glare*
Me: o_O