AN: O_o ..*Walks away*

Disclaimer: Same old, same old.

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Crazy: Ok everyone get down and be quiet!! MAYBE Kurai won't notice us...

Cloud: *Waves up at the sky* HIIIIIIIII KURAI!! WHATS UP?!?! NICE WEATHER, HUH?! ^__^

Crazy: *Eye twitch* o_o ...Ok...nevermind then....

Everyone: *runs away screaming*

Steve: *looks up* woah...what a veiw

Alex: Hentai!! O__o

Crazy: O_O STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!!

Aeris: *giggles*

Tifa: *trips Aeris* HAHAHAHAHAHA NOW YOU WILL DIE AND CLOUD WILL BE MINE!!!!

Cloud: *trips over Aeris* Owies

Tifa: O_o ...

Crazy: o_O ...He so useless, ne?

Tifa: Hai o_o ..

Alex: *Drags Aeris and Cloud behind her* RUN YOU BAKAS!!

*Everyone continues running* O__o

Crazy: *points ahead* Look! There!! A HOUSE!!

Outlaw: OoooOOooo WHERE?!?! *Jumps on Crazy*

Crazy: X_x THERE!!

Outlaw: You smell nice..^-^

All: *Run towards the house*

Kurai: *Lands on top of Steve* o_O ..

All: *cheer* ^-^

Kurai: *Roars*

All: O_O *run*

Yuffie: *Runs into the door* OW!! Oh..hey..we're here...

Tifa: *Runs into Yuffie* Oof!

Alex, Cloud and Aeris: *Run into Tifa* ACK!!

The authors: *Run into Alex, Cloud and Tifa*

Crazy: WHY DID YOU STOP?!?! OPEN THE DOOR!!!

R.J: *Runs into the authors*

*The door breaks down and everyone falls in*

All: O_O;

Anybody I forgot about( .;; ): *jump in the doorway* DOGPIIIIIIIIILE ^_^

All: x_X

R.J: I like dogs...

Cloud: *Nods knowingly* Yes, dogs are quite cool...

Alex: *Looks out the door* O_O ...*pokes Crazy*

Crazy: *Listening to Cloud and R.J.* What Alex?

Alex: *Mumbles and points out the door* O__O ..

Crazy: WHAT ALEX?!

Alex: *Whimpers* O___O;

Crazy: *Looks and sees Kurai standing in the doorway staring down at her* O_O ...Oh....um...ohayo?

Kurai: ...*Growls*

All: T_T ..*back away*

Crazy: ...*Quickly slams and locks the door* O_O MWAHAHAHAAH

Takui: ...You do know my sister is capable of ripping that door off of its hinges, don't you?

Crazy: *Ignores Takui* We're safe!! ^_^ All thanks to me...

Takui: ..You will pay for ignoring me..oh yes, you will pay...

(Outside)

Kurai: *Standing outside the door* ...

( An angel Kurai appears on her right shoulder, and a demon Kurai appears on her left shoulder )

Angel Kurai: Don't go in, your sister is in there! You could hurt people you know...

Demon Kurai: *Whacks Angel Kurai over the head with her pitchfork* Shove it, you ol' goody-two-shoes. Kurai, reak havoc! It's what you do.

Angel Kurai: DON'T LISTEN!! Do the RIGHT thing! *Strangles Demon Kurai*

Demon Kurai: *Strangles Angel Kurai* And the RIGHT thing is to..ack...is to KILL THEM ALL!!

( Angel and Demon Kurai continue fighting each other )

Kurai: -__- ..

(Back inside..)

( Crazy, Alex, and the rest of the authors sit on the floor in a circle )

Takui: *Clinging to Sephiroth* So what are we going to do?

Les: I say we set a trap!

Crazy: How?

Les: ....Pass.

Windslash: I say we sacrifice R.J.

Crazy: I like that idea...

Alex: You CAN'T. She's your comedy muse. No R.J., no ficcy.

All: *snap their fingers* Darn --

Crazy: *Hears someone outside yelling like Tarzan* What the hell..O.o

???: I'LL SAVE YOOOOOOU *Crashes through the window in slow motion with a hedgehog on his back* O_o

Crazy: *Watches...notices the newcomer is the only person moving in slow motion*

All: *calmly wait for the new guy to stop crashing through the wnidow* o_o ...

..and wait...

.....................and wait...............

.............................................and wait........................

???: Ok I'm done now ^_^

All: Yay oo ..

The author formally known as ??? (Ender): Yo. O_o I'm Ender. And this is my muse, (Insert name that author forgot over several months..)

R.J: *Stupid grin* THAT WAS AN AWESOME ENTRANCE!! CAN I TRY?! *jumps out the window, then back in..several times*

Alex: *Thwaps R.J* --

Takui: ...Hi Ender.

Ender: *Sweatdrop* O_O ..hi Takui...

Crazy: Well, another author. ^_^ The more the merrier.

All: *Smile and nod* ^_^

R.J: *Suddenly clings to Crazy* *sob* Spandex monster gonna get me, mommy..

???: *Points a gun to the back of Crazys head: Omae o korosu...um..I mean..who are you?

???-2: Yah, and why did you break the window? I just fixed that damn thing...

Crazy: Ack! I'm no one! Just a normal traveling fanfic author, you know the type, ehehehehe OH DEAR GOD PLEASE DONT SHOOT MEEEEE!! IT WAS ENDERS FAULT!! IT WAS AAALLLL HIIS FAAAAULT!!

Ender: WHAT?!

???: Hn.

Crazy: o.o ..Wait..I know that 'Hn' ...*Turns around* HEE-CHAN!!! DUO-CHAN!! ^_^

Heero: Don't call me that..

All: HEEEEE-CHAAAAN -^_^-

Heero: -_- ...

Crazy: Nice spandex, by the way..

Heero: Omae o korosu..

Duo: *Hugs Heero* Poor Hee-chan! -^_^-

*Cheers from 1x2 fans*

Tifa: ^_^ Aw..yaoi...*Takes a picture*

Cloud: *Gags*

( Wufei walks in, followed by a girl with a squirrel on her head )

Wufei: What was all that noise? I could hardly concentrate on my book. It was injustice, I tell you.

Crazy: Wuffers!

Wufei: Silence, stupid onna!

Cloud: What's an onna?

R.J: I think it's a fish...

Cloud: Fishheads, fishheads, rolly polly fishheads...Fishheads, fishheads, eat 'em up yum. ^__^

Squirrel girl: o_o ...I'm leaving. I don't want to be here. I'm calling my lawyer.

Crazy: Nu! Stay, Padme!!

Wufei: It would be injustice if we kept her here against her will.

Les: Stop saying that word...

Wufei: What word?

Les: THAT word...

Wufei: This is injustice. Tell me what you mean.

Les: ARG *Tackles Wufei* STOP IT DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!

Wufei: IF I WANT TO SAY INJUSTICE I WILL SAY INJUSTICE!!

Les: DIE!! *Strangles Wufei*

(Outside)

Angel Kurai: *Punches Demon Kurai repeatedly in the face* The GOOD way is the ONLY way!!

Demon Kurai: *Tackles Angel Kurai and rips out her hair* Don't stray from the path of EVIL!

Angel Kurai: *Pulls on Demon Kurais ears* Be kind!! PLEASE REWIND!!

Kurai: ...-_________-() ...

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Owari~
For now. O_o

I pretty much have the 9th chapter finished, I just have to type it up. o_o Don't hate me, it'll be here soon.