Disclaimer: NOT HERS! NOT MINE! NOT EVEN KAIBA-BOY'S! and anything
else that is mentioned most likely isn't OURS, either! *grins*
Kaiba: *glares at Nanaki*
Malik: *snickers*
Nanashi: *smacks Nanaki with the foam bat, and hands her a cookie* that's from Blue Lagoon Loon...
Nanaki: WAI!!! COOKIE FOR ME!!! IN YOUR FACE, KAIBA-BOY!!! Thankies Blue Lagoon Loon! You rock! YES! HENTAI DOES RULE!!! pity Nana-chan's too shy to admit it!!!
Kaiba&Nanashi: *roll their eyes*
Nanashi: *hands Kaiba, Malik, and Nanaki each a pecan pie* from Taito- kisses... Happy Thanksgiving
Nanaki: a little late, Nana-chan XP but, thankies, Taito-kisses! WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI! Hey Kaiba and Malik... *grins*
Kaiba: hm?
Malik: *blinks* uh-oh....
Nanaki: ever watch American Pie!?!?!? *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops and snatches the cookie* what the heck's in this!?
Malik: the SPECIAL ingredient, maybe?
Nanaki: HEY! *bursts into tears* NANA-CHAN! HE TOOK MY COOKIE!!!
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* Kaiba, give it back... oh yeah, American Pie isn't mine, either...
Kaiba: *shrugs and hands the cookie back*
Nanaki: *strokes and pets the cookie* my preciousssssssss...
Malik: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *hits Nanaki with the foam bat again* stop quoting Lord of the Rings!!!
Nanaki: ack! .O lemme guess! It's not yours! *laughs hysterically* I WANNA MARRY FRODO!!!
Nanashi: *sighs* you wanna marry everybody! What about Wufei!?
Nanaki: *sticks tongue out at Nanashi* well yeah, him too... can't I have both? ^___^
Malik: *sarcastically* poor Wufei...
Nanaki: *sticks out her tongue at Malik*
Kaiba: *sighs* starting?
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* that might be best...
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The group, just trudging along the side of the road.
"... I said "no", plain and simple... what happens? I get thrown in anyways... what was so hard to understand..? "No" means "no"..." Kaiba was muttering to himself. He looked up, his eyes sweeping over the goup.
Yami, ever the protective one, walked beside Yugi. Tea was annoying Joey, again. So they made a bit of noise, last night. What was the big deal? Tristan was back to normal. No longer angry at something. YamiM was glaring at Yami B, still. Bakura and Malik tried to stay out of their glares' path.
Tea sighed, not believing how tight-lipped Joey could actually be! So she decided to try again later. "Hey guys..."
"What..?" they all asked, slowly.
"It's too quiet..."
They all shuffled closer together. "Uh-huh..." they said, uncertainly.
"So, how 'bout I sing, to lighten the mood?" she asked, cheerfully.
"NO!" they all yelled.
Tea frowned, "sheesh... it's not like your guys' singing is any better..."
"We never said it was, Tea... we just, uhhhh... like the quiet, tranquil atmosphere..." Yami said, with a quick nod. Good enough excuse.
"Oh..?"
"Yes..." the others all agreed, nodding, vigorously.
Tea shrugged, "well, since you feel so strongly about it..." Then she examined her tape recorder. With a shrug, she pressed record, and held it under YamiM's face. "Say something..."
"..........."
"Well!?"
"No..."
Tea blinked, then rewound the tape, played with the tape speed. Then pressed play, "No..." said a high-pitched YamiM voice.
"AUGH! IT'S A CHIPMUNK!!!" Malik shouted, and leapt into Tristan's arms. To Tristan's confusion and Bakura's annoyance.
Yugi looked around, "I don't see anything..."
Malik's eyes darted wildly, back and forth. "I heard it... it said 'no'... in its demon-like voice!" he hissed. YamiM blinked.
Tea giggled, and pressed rewind, then play again.
"No..."
"AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Malik screamed, and clutched onto Tristan, fearfully.
"I think Malik has some issues..." Kaiba muttered.
"What was your first hint?" Joey asked, dryly. Both of them sighed, anime sweatdrops forming. Bakura scowled, tapping his foot.
"Malik, you make it very hard for us to get anywhere, with your screaming and such..." he said, with as much patience as he could.
Tristan sighed, unsure of what to do.
"I'll take him..." YamiM said, with a shrug. He held out his arms, ready to take the frightened Malik off Tristan's hands.
"I'll take him..." the chipmunk voice said.
"AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" Malik screamed, thrashing wildly. "IT'S COME TO TAKE MEEE!!!"
"... Very serious issues..." Yami said, slowly, referring to Kaiba's earlier comment. Joey, Kaiba and YamiB nodded slowly, in agreement. Yugi nudged Yami with his elbow.
"Be nice... it's just a fear... like Kaiba's fear of clowns..."
Kaiba scowled, "I am not afraid of clowns..!"
Yami glared at him, "are you implying that my aibou is a liar!?"
Kaiba shrugged.
"What do you fear, then?" Joey asked, trying to ignore Malik's screaming.
"Who're you asking?" Kaiba and Yami asked, confused. Joey shrugged.
"Does it matter?"
"I've always been afraid of Miss Piggy..." Yami B said, slowly. Everyone blinked, and stared at Yami B as if he were crazy.
"What?! She's a scary pig, okay!?" he said, defensively.
"Joey's afraid of Kermit..." Tristan called over Malik's yelling.
"Hey! That's personal, Tristan!" Joey snapped. Tristan shrugged.
"Kermit?" Kaiba asked, slowly. "As in the little green felt frog thing?" Joey scowled, feeling a taunt coming on. "As in 'hi-ho everybody, the frog is here' frog?"
Everyone stared at Kaiba in shock. He said that just like Kermit. Kaiba. It was kinda weird.
Kaiba frowned, "what?"
"How'd you do that?" Yugi asked, curiously.
"Do what?"
"You sounded just like Kermit..." Bakura said, obviously surprised that Kaiba had such a strange skill.
Tea bounded up to him, sticking the tape recorder in his face, "do it again!" she ordered. Kaiba rolled his eyes, and looked away from the recorder.
"How did you do that, Kaiba..?" Yami asked, slowly.
"... If you must know, I did it for Mokuba when he would cry, when he was younger..." Kaiba said, folding his arms, glaring at them all, daring them to laugh. No one did.
"What sweet sentiments..." Yami B said, with a shrug. That gesture made it hard to tell if he was being sarcastic, or not.
"I noticed we stopped walking..." Tristan called.
Tea giggled, and pressed rewind, then play again.
"I noticed we stopped walking..." said the chipmunk voice.
"AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Malik! Calm down!" everyone yelled.
"You handing him to me, yet, or what?" YamiM called. Tristan sighed, and shrugged helplessly, as Malik was getting a little clingy to hand over.
Bakura snatched the recorder from Tea, "will you stop that!?"
Tea blinked, "what?"
Bakura pointed at Malik, "look what he's doing to Tristan, because of you!"
"Ooh, someone's jealous..." Tea teased. Bakura blushed.
"I am not..."
"May we continue..!?" Yami yelled. Everyone blinked, anime sweatdrops forming. Then began to run after Yugi and Yami, who were already walking ahead.
***
"What're you afraid of, YamiM?" Tea asked, curiously.
"... Sock puppets..."
Everyone blinked, "what?" they all asked, confused.
"You know, sock puppets..? Puppets made out of socks..?" YamiM said, impatiently. A large anime sweatdrop formed over the group.
"What about you, Yugi..?" Tea asked, after everyone absorbed the fact that YamiM really was afraid of sock puppets.
"Teletubbies..." Yugi said, without hesitation.
"You mean La-La, Twixie, Po and alla 'dem..?" Joey asked, confused. Obviously unaware of their real names.[1] Yugi nodded, then shuddered, visibly.
"I think it's their eyes... or the fact that they watch kids on their stomachs..."
Everyone slowly began to nod. Point taken.
"What about you, Tristan?"
"......"
"Well..?"
"Shirley Temple..."
"Whaat!?"
Tristan shrugged, "it's just some weird disturbance to me..."
"Why's that?" Bakura asked, confused that Tristan would be scared of the child star.
"Well... she was unrealistically perky, and cheerful... and in those tough times, too... I just found it kinda weird, that's all..." Tristan explained, slowly.[2]
"Uhhhhh, okay then... Yami..? What're you scared of?"
Yami never answered, and continued walking.
"Hey! I got pretty much everyone else's answer... Yami!" Tea called. Yami stopped, then sighed.
"I'm afraid of..." he paused, then shrugged.
"King of Games fears nothing..." Malik said, with a small grin. No longer paranoid about the c-word, just resting comfortably in Tristan's arms.
"Not true... I'm afraid that I may someday let Yugi down, and he'll get hurt because of my incompetence..."
Yugi smiled, "that'll never happen, Yami... you've never let me down, yet."
Yami smiled back.
"What're you scared of Bakura..?" Tea asked, already trying not to swoon at the sweet scene transpiring between Yugi and Yami.
Bakura looked thoughtful, for a moment. "I would have to say... Smurfs..."
"Smurfs?"
"The little blue things... white hats, white pants, never any shirts... it was just odd, in my opinion," Bakura explained, with a shrug. "And Smurfette... she was a definite strange one... no standards, whatsoever... flirting with every single one of them..."
Kaiba blinked, then he smirked, "it's because Smurfette was a..."
Yami slapped a hand over Kaiba's mouth. "Leave the foul language to Yamib, thank you..."
Yami B snickered.
Joey grinned, "ah, Smurfette was just misunderstood, that's all..." he joked.
Tristan laughed, "heard she and Papa Smurf had a fling..."
"Gross... that'll give me nightmares..." Malik said, with a shudder. Yugi nodded, in agreement. The others snickered.
"So that's where he got his name..." YamiM said, with a smirk. The others started to laugh hysterically.
"That song... I hated that song..." Yami B said, with a roll of his eyes.
Tea grinned, "la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaa... that one?"
"Yes... don't ever sing it again..."
***
"My feet are killing me!" Tea called.
Kaiba checked his watch, "suck it up... it's only been four hours..." Tea glared at him. Then she sighed, like getting mad at Kaiba had any effect.
"There's a car..." Malik pointed out. Joey watched it for a second.
"There's kids in there..." he said,slowly.
Tristan listened, then shook his head, "loud kids..."
An anime sweatdrop formed on everyone, as the car drove by. The kids could be heard in the backseat.
"MOM! HE'S ON MY SIDE!"
"NO, I'M NOT! SHE'S ON MY SIDE!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
The car slowed down, then backed up. The man and his wife watched the ten people who were walking alongside the road.
"You kids, okay?"
Everyone pushed Yugi forward. Yugi blinked, cutely. The parents instantly turned to mush at such an adorable exression.
"Awww, isn't he just so cute, Hank?" the woman gushed.
Kaiba, Yami, Joey, and Tristan grinned, at each other.
"Umm, hello..." Yugi greeted, with a polite bow.
"Awwwwwwwww...!" the woman smiled, warmly. Never had she seen such an adorable, polite boy. She glanced back at her own kids, who were punching each other in the arms, at the moment. She sighed.
"Need a ride, somewhere?" Hank asked.
"Oh... no, we couldn't trouble you... your car's full..." Yugi said, with a small smile. "But, thank you for the offer..." he added, politely.
"Oh... oh no trouble at all..." the woman said. Then she was jumping out of the car, and pulling the kids out of their seats.
"MOM!" the kids protested.
"Now you kids wait here, while daddy and me take the nice kids to the next town..." the woman said, curtly.
An anime sweatdrop formed on everyone, except the woman.
"Peggy, don't be ridiculous... put the kids back in..!" Hank said, with a roll of his eyes.[3]
"But..!" Peggy started to protest.
Tea giggled. Peggy was obviously a victim of Yugi's cuteness. Sometimes it was a bit too powerful.
"We appreciate the offer, ma'am... but we couldn't ask you to make room for us by taking out your own children..." Bakura said, with a smile.
Another polite one! And cute as a button with his large chocolate brown eyes.
"What these..? Oh no, they don't mind waiting here, do you, kids?" Peggy asked, with a smile to her kids. Anime sweatdrops formed on the side of their heads.
"Peggy! Put them back in the car..." Hank said, impatiently.
"Oh alright... get in, kids..." Peggy said, with a sigh.
Yami B and YamiM were snickering at each other.
"But look! One of them's hurt!" Pegy cried, pointing at Malik.
"Malik? He's not hurt..." Yami started to say.
"Ohhhhhhhhh... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, it hurts..." Malik said, leaning back, the back of his hand against his forehead, and his eyes closed. Tristan rolled his eyes. Bakura glared slightly at Malik.
"See!?"
"He's not hurt, ma'am..." Tristan assured her.
Kaiba sighed, this was getting to be a bit too far. So he walked up to Hank, "can you tell us when the nearest town is..? That'll be a lot of help..." he told him.
"Oh, nearest town is about an hour away... but, that's with a car..." Hank informed him. Kaiba leaned back, looking down the road, doing some quick math in his head.
"Hm... should get there by nighttime, if we keep walking..." he said, for the others' benefit. They nodded.
"Thank you..." Yugi said, with a cute smile of thanks. Peggy melted again. So adorable!
"Can we keep him!?" she asked Hank. Anime sweatdrops formed, again.
Yami held Yugi, possessively, and turned to the others, "maybe we should go now..."
Everyone nodded. "Thanks..." they said, in unison, and started walking away. Making sure to hustle Yugi ahead, in case Peggy might actually try to take him.
"But Hank..!"
"I said 'no'..."
They started to drive away. To the others' relief, then they all gave Yugi a look.
"Can you tame it down a bit?" Kaiba asked, with a slight frown. Yugi blinked, cutely.
"Tame what down..?"
Kaiba started to melt under the innocent gaze. But he hid it underneath his calm persona. "Nothing... let's go..."
They continued on.
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[1] *shrugs* I dunno their names... I asked a friend what she thought of teletubbies, she said there tummy things were scary... and the eye comment, I think that's from Owen Wilson from The Haunting, that movie thingamabig... yeah... ^_^() not mine, either.
[2] another friend's opinion, kinda weird, but that's how she put it ^^()
[3] Hank and Peggy... not Hill, though... King of the Hill ain't mine... I just thought they were good names ^_^
***~~~***
Nanaki: KAWAII! YUGI'S SO KAWAII!!!
Nanashi: heh ^_^
Nanaki: can I...?
Yami: NO!
Nanaki: ack... never mind... wait... 'no' what?
Yami: No, you can't marry him!
Kaiba: and here I thought you weren't possessive...
Yami: *shrugs* only when my aibou isn't involved...
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, and turns to Nanashi* this chapter took you long enough...
Nanashi: I hit a slump...
Nanaki: ooh, you okay?
Nanashi: yeah... now, moving on ^_^
Kaiba,Yami&Nanaki: *nods*
Kaiba: *glares at Nanaki*
Malik: *snickers*
Nanashi: *smacks Nanaki with the foam bat, and hands her a cookie* that's from Blue Lagoon Loon...
Nanaki: WAI!!! COOKIE FOR ME!!! IN YOUR FACE, KAIBA-BOY!!! Thankies Blue Lagoon Loon! You rock! YES! HENTAI DOES RULE!!! pity Nana-chan's too shy to admit it!!!
Kaiba&Nanashi: *roll their eyes*
Nanashi: *hands Kaiba, Malik, and Nanaki each a pecan pie* from Taito- kisses... Happy Thanksgiving
Nanaki: a little late, Nana-chan XP but, thankies, Taito-kisses! WAI! WAI! WAI! WAI! Hey Kaiba and Malik... *grins*
Kaiba: hm?
Malik: *blinks* uh-oh....
Nanaki: ever watch American Pie!?!?!? *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops and snatches the cookie* what the heck's in this!?
Malik: the SPECIAL ingredient, maybe?
Nanaki: HEY! *bursts into tears* NANA-CHAN! HE TOOK MY COOKIE!!!
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* Kaiba, give it back... oh yeah, American Pie isn't mine, either...
Kaiba: *shrugs and hands the cookie back*
Nanaki: *strokes and pets the cookie* my preciousssssssss...
Malik: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *hits Nanaki with the foam bat again* stop quoting Lord of the Rings!!!
Nanaki: ack! .O lemme guess! It's not yours! *laughs hysterically* I WANNA MARRY FRODO!!!
Nanashi: *sighs* you wanna marry everybody! What about Wufei!?
Nanaki: *sticks tongue out at Nanashi* well yeah, him too... can't I have both? ^___^
Malik: *sarcastically* poor Wufei...
Nanaki: *sticks out her tongue at Malik*
Kaiba: *sighs* starting?
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* that might be best...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The group, just trudging along the side of the road.
"... I said "no", plain and simple... what happens? I get thrown in anyways... what was so hard to understand..? "No" means "no"..." Kaiba was muttering to himself. He looked up, his eyes sweeping over the goup.
Yami, ever the protective one, walked beside Yugi. Tea was annoying Joey, again. So they made a bit of noise, last night. What was the big deal? Tristan was back to normal. No longer angry at something. YamiM was glaring at Yami B, still. Bakura and Malik tried to stay out of their glares' path.
Tea sighed, not believing how tight-lipped Joey could actually be! So she decided to try again later. "Hey guys..."
"What..?" they all asked, slowly.
"It's too quiet..."
They all shuffled closer together. "Uh-huh..." they said, uncertainly.
"So, how 'bout I sing, to lighten the mood?" she asked, cheerfully.
"NO!" they all yelled.
Tea frowned, "sheesh... it's not like your guys' singing is any better..."
"We never said it was, Tea... we just, uhhhh... like the quiet, tranquil atmosphere..." Yami said, with a quick nod. Good enough excuse.
"Oh..?"
"Yes..." the others all agreed, nodding, vigorously.
Tea shrugged, "well, since you feel so strongly about it..." Then she examined her tape recorder. With a shrug, she pressed record, and held it under YamiM's face. "Say something..."
"..........."
"Well!?"
"No..."
Tea blinked, then rewound the tape, played with the tape speed. Then pressed play, "No..." said a high-pitched YamiM voice.
"AUGH! IT'S A CHIPMUNK!!!" Malik shouted, and leapt into Tristan's arms. To Tristan's confusion and Bakura's annoyance.
Yugi looked around, "I don't see anything..."
Malik's eyes darted wildly, back and forth. "I heard it... it said 'no'... in its demon-like voice!" he hissed. YamiM blinked.
Tea giggled, and pressed rewind, then play again.
"No..."
"AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Malik screamed, and clutched onto Tristan, fearfully.
"I think Malik has some issues..." Kaiba muttered.
"What was your first hint?" Joey asked, dryly. Both of them sighed, anime sweatdrops forming. Bakura scowled, tapping his foot.
"Malik, you make it very hard for us to get anywhere, with your screaming and such..." he said, with as much patience as he could.
Tristan sighed, unsure of what to do.
"I'll take him..." YamiM said, with a shrug. He held out his arms, ready to take the frightened Malik off Tristan's hands.
"I'll take him..." the chipmunk voice said.
"AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" Malik screamed, thrashing wildly. "IT'S COME TO TAKE MEEE!!!"
"... Very serious issues..." Yami said, slowly, referring to Kaiba's earlier comment. Joey, Kaiba and YamiB nodded slowly, in agreement. Yugi nudged Yami with his elbow.
"Be nice... it's just a fear... like Kaiba's fear of clowns..."
Kaiba scowled, "I am not afraid of clowns..!"
Yami glared at him, "are you implying that my aibou is a liar!?"
Kaiba shrugged.
"What do you fear, then?" Joey asked, trying to ignore Malik's screaming.
"Who're you asking?" Kaiba and Yami asked, confused. Joey shrugged.
"Does it matter?"
"I've always been afraid of Miss Piggy..." Yami B said, slowly. Everyone blinked, and stared at Yami B as if he were crazy.
"What?! She's a scary pig, okay!?" he said, defensively.
"Joey's afraid of Kermit..." Tristan called over Malik's yelling.
"Hey! That's personal, Tristan!" Joey snapped. Tristan shrugged.
"Kermit?" Kaiba asked, slowly. "As in the little green felt frog thing?" Joey scowled, feeling a taunt coming on. "As in 'hi-ho everybody, the frog is here' frog?"
Everyone stared at Kaiba in shock. He said that just like Kermit. Kaiba. It was kinda weird.
Kaiba frowned, "what?"
"How'd you do that?" Yugi asked, curiously.
"Do what?"
"You sounded just like Kermit..." Bakura said, obviously surprised that Kaiba had such a strange skill.
Tea bounded up to him, sticking the tape recorder in his face, "do it again!" she ordered. Kaiba rolled his eyes, and looked away from the recorder.
"How did you do that, Kaiba..?" Yami asked, slowly.
"... If you must know, I did it for Mokuba when he would cry, when he was younger..." Kaiba said, folding his arms, glaring at them all, daring them to laugh. No one did.
"What sweet sentiments..." Yami B said, with a shrug. That gesture made it hard to tell if he was being sarcastic, or not.
"I noticed we stopped walking..." Tristan called.
Tea giggled, and pressed rewind, then play again.
"I noticed we stopped walking..." said the chipmunk voice.
"AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Malik! Calm down!" everyone yelled.
"You handing him to me, yet, or what?" YamiM called. Tristan sighed, and shrugged helplessly, as Malik was getting a little clingy to hand over.
Bakura snatched the recorder from Tea, "will you stop that!?"
Tea blinked, "what?"
Bakura pointed at Malik, "look what he's doing to Tristan, because of you!"
"Ooh, someone's jealous..." Tea teased. Bakura blushed.
"I am not..."
"May we continue..!?" Yami yelled. Everyone blinked, anime sweatdrops forming. Then began to run after Yugi and Yami, who were already walking ahead.
***
"What're you afraid of, YamiM?" Tea asked, curiously.
"... Sock puppets..."
Everyone blinked, "what?" they all asked, confused.
"You know, sock puppets..? Puppets made out of socks..?" YamiM said, impatiently. A large anime sweatdrop formed over the group.
"What about you, Yugi..?" Tea asked, after everyone absorbed the fact that YamiM really was afraid of sock puppets.
"Teletubbies..." Yugi said, without hesitation.
"You mean La-La, Twixie, Po and alla 'dem..?" Joey asked, confused. Obviously unaware of their real names.[1] Yugi nodded, then shuddered, visibly.
"I think it's their eyes... or the fact that they watch kids on their stomachs..."
Everyone slowly began to nod. Point taken.
"What about you, Tristan?"
"......"
"Well..?"
"Shirley Temple..."
"Whaat!?"
Tristan shrugged, "it's just some weird disturbance to me..."
"Why's that?" Bakura asked, confused that Tristan would be scared of the child star.
"Well... she was unrealistically perky, and cheerful... and in those tough times, too... I just found it kinda weird, that's all..." Tristan explained, slowly.[2]
"Uhhhhh, okay then... Yami..? What're you scared of?"
Yami never answered, and continued walking.
"Hey! I got pretty much everyone else's answer... Yami!" Tea called. Yami stopped, then sighed.
"I'm afraid of..." he paused, then shrugged.
"King of Games fears nothing..." Malik said, with a small grin. No longer paranoid about the c-word, just resting comfortably in Tristan's arms.
"Not true... I'm afraid that I may someday let Yugi down, and he'll get hurt because of my incompetence..."
Yugi smiled, "that'll never happen, Yami... you've never let me down, yet."
Yami smiled back.
"What're you scared of Bakura..?" Tea asked, already trying not to swoon at the sweet scene transpiring between Yugi and Yami.
Bakura looked thoughtful, for a moment. "I would have to say... Smurfs..."
"Smurfs?"
"The little blue things... white hats, white pants, never any shirts... it was just odd, in my opinion," Bakura explained, with a shrug. "And Smurfette... she was a definite strange one... no standards, whatsoever... flirting with every single one of them..."
Kaiba blinked, then he smirked, "it's because Smurfette was a..."
Yami slapped a hand over Kaiba's mouth. "Leave the foul language to Yamib, thank you..."
Yami B snickered.
Joey grinned, "ah, Smurfette was just misunderstood, that's all..." he joked.
Tristan laughed, "heard she and Papa Smurf had a fling..."
"Gross... that'll give me nightmares..." Malik said, with a shudder. Yugi nodded, in agreement. The others snickered.
"So that's where he got his name..." YamiM said, with a smirk. The others started to laugh hysterically.
"That song... I hated that song..." Yami B said, with a roll of his eyes.
Tea grinned, "la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaa... that one?"
"Yes... don't ever sing it again..."
***
"My feet are killing me!" Tea called.
Kaiba checked his watch, "suck it up... it's only been four hours..." Tea glared at him. Then she sighed, like getting mad at Kaiba had any effect.
"There's a car..." Malik pointed out. Joey watched it for a second.
"There's kids in there..." he said,slowly.
Tristan listened, then shook his head, "loud kids..."
An anime sweatdrop formed on everyone, as the car drove by. The kids could be heard in the backseat.
"MOM! HE'S ON MY SIDE!"
"NO, I'M NOT! SHE'S ON MY SIDE!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
The car slowed down, then backed up. The man and his wife watched the ten people who were walking alongside the road.
"You kids, okay?"
Everyone pushed Yugi forward. Yugi blinked, cutely. The parents instantly turned to mush at such an adorable exression.
"Awww, isn't he just so cute, Hank?" the woman gushed.
Kaiba, Yami, Joey, and Tristan grinned, at each other.
"Umm, hello..." Yugi greeted, with a polite bow.
"Awwwwwwwww...!" the woman smiled, warmly. Never had she seen such an adorable, polite boy. She glanced back at her own kids, who were punching each other in the arms, at the moment. She sighed.
"Need a ride, somewhere?" Hank asked.
"Oh... no, we couldn't trouble you... your car's full..." Yugi said, with a small smile. "But, thank you for the offer..." he added, politely.
"Oh... oh no trouble at all..." the woman said. Then she was jumping out of the car, and pulling the kids out of their seats.
"MOM!" the kids protested.
"Now you kids wait here, while daddy and me take the nice kids to the next town..." the woman said, curtly.
An anime sweatdrop formed on everyone, except the woman.
"Peggy, don't be ridiculous... put the kids back in..!" Hank said, with a roll of his eyes.[3]
"But..!" Peggy started to protest.
Tea giggled. Peggy was obviously a victim of Yugi's cuteness. Sometimes it was a bit too powerful.
"We appreciate the offer, ma'am... but we couldn't ask you to make room for us by taking out your own children..." Bakura said, with a smile.
Another polite one! And cute as a button with his large chocolate brown eyes.
"What these..? Oh no, they don't mind waiting here, do you, kids?" Peggy asked, with a smile to her kids. Anime sweatdrops formed on the side of their heads.
"Peggy! Put them back in the car..." Hank said, impatiently.
"Oh alright... get in, kids..." Peggy said, with a sigh.
Yami B and YamiM were snickering at each other.
"But look! One of them's hurt!" Pegy cried, pointing at Malik.
"Malik? He's not hurt..." Yami started to say.
"Ohhhhhhhhh... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, it hurts..." Malik said, leaning back, the back of his hand against his forehead, and his eyes closed. Tristan rolled his eyes. Bakura glared slightly at Malik.
"See!?"
"He's not hurt, ma'am..." Tristan assured her.
Kaiba sighed, this was getting to be a bit too far. So he walked up to Hank, "can you tell us when the nearest town is..? That'll be a lot of help..." he told him.
"Oh, nearest town is about an hour away... but, that's with a car..." Hank informed him. Kaiba leaned back, looking down the road, doing some quick math in his head.
"Hm... should get there by nighttime, if we keep walking..." he said, for the others' benefit. They nodded.
"Thank you..." Yugi said, with a cute smile of thanks. Peggy melted again. So adorable!
"Can we keep him!?" she asked Hank. Anime sweatdrops formed, again.
Yami held Yugi, possessively, and turned to the others, "maybe we should go now..."
Everyone nodded. "Thanks..." they said, in unison, and started walking away. Making sure to hustle Yugi ahead, in case Peggy might actually try to take him.
"But Hank..!"
"I said 'no'..."
They started to drive away. To the others' relief, then they all gave Yugi a look.
"Can you tame it down a bit?" Kaiba asked, with a slight frown. Yugi blinked, cutely.
"Tame what down..?"
Kaiba started to melt under the innocent gaze. But he hid it underneath his calm persona. "Nothing... let's go..."
They continued on.
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[1] *shrugs* I dunno their names... I asked a friend what she thought of teletubbies, she said there tummy things were scary... and the eye comment, I think that's from Owen Wilson from The Haunting, that movie thingamabig... yeah... ^_^() not mine, either.
[2] another friend's opinion, kinda weird, but that's how she put it ^^()
[3] Hank and Peggy... not Hill, though... King of the Hill ain't mine... I just thought they were good names ^_^
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Nanaki: KAWAII! YUGI'S SO KAWAII!!!
Nanashi: heh ^_^
Nanaki: can I...?
Yami: NO!
Nanaki: ack... never mind... wait... 'no' what?
Yami: No, you can't marry him!
Kaiba: and here I thought you weren't possessive...
Yami: *shrugs* only when my aibou isn't involved...
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, and turns to Nanashi* this chapter took you long enough...
Nanashi: I hit a slump...
Nanaki: ooh, you okay?
Nanashi: yeah... now, moving on ^_^
Kaiba,Yami&Nanaki: *nods*