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VAMPYR
Pika the Vampire Hunter
Chapter One: York Shin High
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"So, Miss Kuruta." Principal Netero leaned forward in his chair. "We will accept you at our school."
"Thank—"
"But!" He interrupted, "I will not tolerate your trying to set the gymnasium on fire. Can you give me an explanation why you would do this?"
The girl gulped. "Er... there was asbestos?"
Netero sighed, "Go along, class is about to begin."

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[First Bell]
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A kid with silvery-highlighted hair wove his way through the crowded halls of York Shin High. "Coming through, coming through! Not sure how to stop!!!" He caught sight of a pretty blonde. He'd never seen her before. Heading towards her, he forgot all about steering. The kid wound up with his head in someone's locker. "Hey, Gon!"
A spiky-black haired boy (who belonged to the locker) looked up from his chat with a short girl to be hit in the face with something soft. And stinky. "Killua..."
"You ought to wash those gym socks! Man, they smell!" Killua got up and looked past Gon. "Ah! Senritsu! Just who I was looking for!"
"Really?" Senritsu asked hopefully.
"Yeah, I can't figure out yesterday's homework that's due tomorrow. Please be my study buddy?"
"What's in it for me?"
"Uh..." Killua checked his pockets, "A piece of string, two rubber bands, and a month-old mint. Oh, and a shiny new penny."
Senritsu sighed, "Okay. Do you have Trigonometry 360?"
"Uh... no?"
"Go check it out."
"Check it out?"
"Like from the library? You know, where the books live?"
"All right."
The bell rang again, and they split up.
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[Second Bell]
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As the girl walked out of her classroom, a very harried student came barreling towards her from the other end of the hall. As she and Killua collided, all of her books spilled onto the tiles.
"Ah... sorry..." Killua brushed himself of and started picking up the girl's textbooks.
"Oh, it's okay." The girl smiled at him.
"I haven't seen you around, have I?" Killua asked, handing her the last few papers.
"No. I'm new here. My name's Kurapika."
"Killua. That's me. Hi."
"Nice to meet you."
"Maybe I'll see you around," suggested Killua. "Since we both...go to school..."
Kurapika nodded and hurried away.
"We both go to school..." Killua muttered, disgusted with himself. "Very cool. Very suzve. Very not pathetic."
Then he noticed something on the ground. Picking it up, he called after Kurapika, "Oh, hey, you forgot your—"
Killua looked at what he was holding. "—Stake." He said.
Kurapika was too far away to hear him.
Puzzled, Killua stared at the wooden stake in his hand.

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Princess Floréa: Pika the Vampire Hunter, HxH fic version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For the first few chapters, I'm probably going to have to do a bit of copycatting from BtVS. Then the plot will become more original.
Floraleon: We're cutting the commentaion short today.
Princess Floréa: I need five votes for HUNTERFANTASY. FIVE. So please, go look it up and review. Just say X or O. Please?
Kurapika-sama: If you don't, Princess F'll—
Princess Floréa: *covers Kurapika's mouth*
Floraleon: *off in a corner**quietly* Kick your ass.
Princess Floréa: *somewhere else* I HEARD THAT!!!
Floraleon: *shrugs*