Disclaimer: *Nanaki walks up to the mic, dressed in a tux, way too big for her... then opens a book* "'Yu-Gi-Oh!' was created by Kazuki Takahashi," so, it isn't Nana-chan's... "The comic series was started in 1996. And the animated show came on the air in the year 2000..." *lowers the book* wow... learn somethin new everyday ^_^

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* and here I thought you were gonna do a serious disclaimer... and where'd you get the tux?

Kaiba: *blinks, then frowns* I think that's mine...

Nanaki: *smells the tux*

Kaiba: *eys twitches* She's.. smelling... my tux... *falls over, in disbelief*

Nanaki: *sighs, dreamily* it smells like Kaiba... ^_____^ I'm in heaven! A little big, but I like!

Nanashi: *snickers* I'd say there were warnings, but there isn't necessarily any...

Kaiba: *gets back up* other than the lunatic...

Nanaki: who?

Kaiba: *blinks* what?

Nanaki: huh?

Kaiba: you?

Nanaki: now..?

Kaiba: *eye twitches* what?

Nanaki: *giggles* Kaiba, you hentai...

Kaiba: *steps closer to Nanashi* she's scaring me...

Nanashi: and you guys are confusing me, so stop..!

Kaiba: then start...

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* my head hurts...

Nanaki: *giggles* start the chapter, he means...

Nanashi: oh... okay then...

Kaiba: *tries not to laugh*

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Nanashi: okay... get 'em in here...

Nanaki: *grins, evilly* okay...

Nanashi: wait, wait, wait... gimme that! *snatches the cattleprod away from Nanaki*

Nanaki: awwwwwwwwwww...! *sighs, and walks out*

Kaiba: *takes off the Santa hat* I'm not wearing this...

Nanashi: get into the spirit of things, Kaiba...

Kaiba: no...

Nanashi: then wear some elf ears...

Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, and puts the Santa hat back on, then looks at you, the reader, completely deadpan* ... shoot me...

Nanashi: ACK! No! He doesn't mean it! Kaiba! It's just a hat! Plus, it looks cute ^_^

Kaiba: *sighs* fine... don't shoot me...

Nanaki: *grunts* WILL YOU ALL GET IN HERE..!!!??? *tugs harder at whatever's caught in the door*

Various Voices: OW... HEY! WHY'D SHE DO THIS..!? OW! SOMEONE'S ELBOW! OW! MY FOOT! SORRY...!

Kaiba&Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops*

Nanashi: what'd you do?

Nanaki: *does one final tug, pulling in a net, filled with the Yu-Gi- Oh! characters*

Nanashi: *jaw drops* NANAKI!

Nanaki: what? *wipes off her brow* well, you took the cattleprod, and...

Kaiba: *sighs and steps up, pulling out a pocketknife, and cuts the net open* nice entrance...

Joey: yeah, thanks... *gets up, dusting himself off*

Yami: *helps Yugi up*

Tea: my camera!!! *looks through it* IT'S BROKEN!!!

Malik: *gets up* the lenscap it on, ya dunce...

YamiM: *snickers*

Tea: oh, I knew that... *takes off the lenscap*

Nanaki: I couldn't find Bakura, Yami B, or Tristan...

Kaiba: *raises an eyebrow, then glances at Nanashi* isn't that interesting..?

Nanashi: if you're thinking hentai, Kaiba... please don't share it...

Kaiba: *smirks*

Bakura: *walks in, followed by his yami and Tristan* please, don't share it... we just wanted to show up with some dignity left...

Yami B: *nods*

Joey: *glances at Tristan* that true..?

Tristan: why you asking me? *blinks*

Joey: I know when you're lyin...

Tristan: *rolls his eyes* yes, we wanted to show up, without getting injured in the process, and keeping some of our dignity... *shrugs*

Joey: *shrugs* they're tellin the truth...

Nanaki: ANYWHO! PRESENTS! HAND 'EM OUT! I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!!! *hops up and down, eagerly*

Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*

Kaiba: *shrugs, and pulls out a cookie* Nanaki, from Blue Lagoon Loon...

Nanaki: WAI!!! *hugs her new cookie*

Nanashi: you didn't even eat your other one...

Nanaki: THEY'RE TOO SPECIAL TO EAT!!!

Malik: can I have 'em then?

Nanaki: NO! *runs away with her two cookies*

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops*

Kaiba: guess she doesn't want her gift from La La Land, then...

Nanaki: *runs back* GIMME! PLEASE!!??

Kaiba: *hands her a special covering of some kind*

Nanaki: OOH! WHAT'S IT DO!?!?

Nanashi: *reads the directions* "a clear covering and binds itself to whatever a person wants to keep safe" *blinks* it's suggested you can use it on the Spoon of Hentai, in case it gets broken...

Nanaki: SOMEONE WANTS TO BREAK MY ALMIGHTY SPOON OF HENTAI!?!? *glares at everyone* NO ONE BREAKS THE SPOON OF ALMIGHTY HENTAI! NO ONE!!!

Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*

Kaiba&Nanashi: you want it, or not?

Nanaki: *blinks* I want! *huggles the covering* WAI! MY SPOON'S SAFE NOW! SPOOOOON! *runs away, brandishing her gifts*

Kaiba: *rolls his eyes and hands Malik a heavy cloak* for the desert boy...

Malik: *blinks* huh?

Nanashi: makes sense, it's pretty cold *nods*

Malik: *shrugs* who's it from?

Kaiba: Lady Yami Bakura...

Malik: thank you then, Lady Yami Bakura ^_^

Kaiba: *hands Yami, Yami B, and YamiM each a foam bat*

The Yamis: *raises an eyebrow*

Kaiba: *shrugs* also from Lady Yami Bakura...

The Yamis: *nods* okay then... thank you

Yami B: *tests his out on YamiM*

YamiM: ACK!

Bakura: Yami...

The Yamis: huh?

Bakura: my yami...

Yami/M: oh...

Yami B: what?

Bakura: *sighs* never mind...

Tea: SMILE! wait... still not working... *hits her camera a few times*

Malik: lenscap!

Tea: oh yeah ^_^() *blinks* wait... how'd it get back on!? *gulps* MY CAMERA'S HAUNTED!!! *shrieks and runs back and forth in terror*

Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*

Nanaki: *zooms by* COOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *hums Darth Vader's theme*

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* not my theme, belongs to George Lucas' Star Wars...

Kaiba: from Blue Lagoon Loon... *anime sweatdrops* everyone gets a... penguin... of some kind...

Nanaki: me see! *steals a penguin, and pulls the cord*

Penguin: *With British accent* SMUT 4 EVA!!!

Nanaki: *squeals* LIKE HENTAI! WAI! TOO CUTE!!! *huggles her penguin*

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* er, yeah... *blinks, and pulls the cord of a penguin*

Penguin: *With British accent* SMUT 4 EVA!!!

Nanashi: heh, cute ^_^ oh yeah... okay then... *snaps her fingers*

Rinoa: *appears in a puff of smoke* hi ^_^

Nanaki: HEY! MY SMOKE!!!

Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*

Nanaki: *giggles and holds a mistletoe over Rinoa* time to do your thang, Kaiba-boy!

Kaiba: *shrugs, and walks up to Rinoa*

Everyone: *raises an eyebrow, intrigued... just a bit*

Kaiba: *leans down, and kisses Rinoa, gently on the lips*

Nanaki: oooooooh...! Get in line, everyone!!! Nanashi, you gonna!?

Nanashi: *smacks Nanaki with a foam bat* you're not funny...

Nanaki: ack! How 'bout you, Joey? Yami? *grins, eager for some shounen- ai*

Yami&Joey: .......... what?

Kaiba: *stops the kiss, then leans back* there...

Nanashi: alright, was it satisfactory, Rinoa?

Rinoa: heh ^_^

Nanaki: I wants a kiss! *glomps Kaiba*

Kaiba: AUGHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *runs in circles, with Nanaki clinging to him*

Nanashi: er *anime sweatdrops* sorry, Rinoa... thanks for showing up, though ^_^() *snaps her fingers*

Rinoa: no problem ^_^ *disappears, again*

Tristan: so, how was it Kaiba?

Kaiba: *trying to push Nanaki off* she was cute... so I've no complaints... get off, please!

Nanaki: say the magic word..!

Kaiba: I DID!

Bakura: *pulls out a 5 pound bag of sugary goodness* for the writer people... I'll assume that's Nanashi...

Kaiba,Yami,Yami B&Malik: no gummi bears or honey, I hope...

Bakura: doesn't look like it...

Nanashi: *grins* alright! *steals the bag*

Nanaki: I get any!? I am your inspiration, ya know!

Nanashi: you try to make me write hentai! And it's bad enough you're actually successful sometimes!

Nanaki: ......................... so, do I get any?

Nanashi: *falls over* erk...

Bakura: Yugi... *hands Yugi a warm down fleece jacket*

Yugi: *blinks, then smiles, cutely* how nice of them ^_^ *puts on his new coat* well, this'll keep me warm, that's for sure...

Yami: *examines Yugi's new coat's material* who are these from..?

Bakura: from... Suqua and Yami Suqua... and for Yami and Kaiba... *hands them each a blankie*

Yami: *anime sweatdrops, and holds his 'blankie' away, a bit, since it has bunny prints on it* ummmmm, thank you...?

Kaiba: *raises an eyebrow, at the puppy prints on his 'blankie'* I'm assuming there's a reason they sent me one with dogs on it...

Joey: *snickers* to think of me, huh, Kaiba?

Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* probably... and just to humour them... *grabs Joey, and holds him close* there's room for two, Joey...

Joey: *turns red* whaaaaaaaaaa..!?

Everyone: *laughs hysterically*

Nanaki: WAI!!! ^________^ SHOUNEN-AI!!!

Yami: *smirks at Kaiba* I was about to say the same thing to you...

Kaiba: *turns red* huh?

Yugi: *blinks, then grins good-naturedly*

Yami: *hugs Yugi, for no apparent reason, maybe reassurance*

Nanaki: WAI! KAWAII! SHOUNEN-AI! NOW ONTO THE HENTAI..!?

Nanashi: Nanaki overload... Bakura, on to the next gifts before she starts ranting...

Bakura: *anime sweatdrops* er, Joey, Tristan and *blinks* me? *laughs* ummm, a gazillion dollars...

Joey&Tristan: *jaws drop* WHAAT!? *Joey smacks Kaiba, lightly, so he can get loose. Then runs to Bakura's side, with Tristan*

Joey: WE'RE RICH! *dances, happily*

Tristan: *reading over Bakura's shoulder* nope...

Joey: huh?

Tristan: it says it's only good in Alabama...

Joey: what!?

Bakura: ... it's only good in Alabama...

Joey: WHAAT...!?

EveryoneElse: IT'S ONLY GOOD IN ALABAMA!!!

Joey: ............. THEN I'M MOVIN TO ALABAMA!!!

Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* that's not necessary, Joey... *pulls out three candy canes, and three bunnies* you get one of each ^_^()

Bakura: they're adorable ^_^ *holds his bunny close, and touches his nose against the bunny's*

Tristan: *smiles*

Tea: KAWAII! *rips off the lenscap, and starts snapping pictures of Bakura, looking kawaii with his new bunny*

Yami: *steps back* keep those away, please...

Malik: coward...

YamiM: *sneaks up to Bakura, ready to steal his bunny, to torment Yami a bit*

Tristan: *bops YamiM over the head with his fist* hands off...

YamiM: ack! .

Nanaki: WAI!!! HAND OUT MORE!!! ^___^

Kaiba: *hands Malik, his yami, and Yami B each a playgun* plastic bullets... no using rocks, or you could hurt someone... *hands Yami B and Bakura wool fleece hats*

Yami B: *smirks evilly, at his new gun* thanks...

Bakura: *blinks, and puts on his new hat* heh, thank you ^_^

Nanashi: *pulls out a knife and fork* for Nanaki...

Kaiba: *raises an eyebrow* great, now all she needs are plates and bowls for the complete set...

Nanashi: *snickers*

Nanaki: ooh! What's they!?

Nanashi: *reads* "We found these in the Ancient Temple of Hentai. The Almighty Knife and Fork of Hentai!!!!"

Nanaki: *stares in awe* oooooooooooh! ahhhhhhhhhhh! For real, and for true?! *grabs the Almighty Knife and Fork of hentai* THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! AND THEY'RE MINE! *holds them close* My precioussssssssssss...esssssssss... *anime sweatdrops*

Nanashi: I would hit you... but it never has any effect! *shrugs* ah well... *smacks Nanaki over the head, over and over with Yami's foam bat* STOP... QUOTING... LORD... OF... THE... RINGS... PLEASE..!?

Yami: *blinks* I guess you can use mine...

EveryoneElse: *anime sweatdrops*

Nanaki: *doesn't feel a thing, as she strokes and pets her Almighty Spoon, Knife, and Fork of Hentai*

Joey: time for the Spoon to be neglected, huh?

Nanaki: never... I'll treasure the Knife and Fork, but the Spoon... the Spoon is my baby!

Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* that's just kinda messed up...

Bakura: *smiles, and shrugs slightly* just a bit...

Kaiba: I think that's all of them... oh wait... *takes out a stack of chocolates, cookies, and cakes* ummmmmm, for the Yamis, strictly... from Nano*Mecka

The Yamis: *suspiciously* why?

Nanashi: sugar highs, since you never got on one, in the last chapter...

Yami B/M: *point at Yami* HE DID!!!

Yami: *anime sweatdrops* I did?

Kaiba,Nanashi&Nanaki: yup...

Yami: ummmmmmmmmmmmm... *blushes, slightly... then slowly reaches for his share*

Yami B/M: *reach for their share*

Kaiba: HIT THE DECK! *dives for the floor*

Nanaki: YEAH MAN! *jumps down*

Nanashi: *snickers*

Tea: all joking aside, I'd say that's all of them... *blinks* isn't it?

Joey: *peers into the box* looks like it...

Yami B&YamiM: *start to smack each other with their foambats*

Yugi: ... but, it's a cute blanket, Yami...

Yami: normally aibou, I would agree with you... but the bunnies, they're just... *shudders*

Joey: *blinks, going back to examining his bunny* I'll name it... Killer! ^_^

Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*

Tristan: Usagi? *shrugs*

Bakura: *laughs*

Nanashi: alright, I think that is all of them... I think...

Kaiba: it should be... everyone...?

Everyone: *bows in thanks* Arigatou gozaimasu...

Nanaki: that means thank you... ^___^

Kaiba&Nanashi: *roll their eyes* duh...

Nanaki: *squeals, and runs in circles, waving around her presents* AI DAISUKE, EVERYBODY!!!

Nanashi: alright... now to work on the next chapter...

Kaiba: no need for Christmas, now, huh? What with all the presents, now?

Everyone: WHAAAAAAT!?

Kaiba: *smirks* kidding...

Nanashi: off to work ^_^ *runs off*

Nanaki: OFF TO INSPIRE!!! *runs after Nana-chan*

Kaiba: *sighs* off to... *shrugs* be there, I guess... *runs after Nanashi and Nanaki*

Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*