Disclaimer: yeesh...
Nanashi: just say it, man! Save us from the trouble...
Nanaki: *shrugs* none of the stuff mentioned is hers *points at Nanashi*, or mine *points at herself*, or Kaiba-boy's... *points at Kaiba* well, most likely, anyways *shrugs*
Kaiba: *glares* may you please stop calling me that!?
Warnings: no shounen-ai this chapter... all the guys are gonna go after Tea!!!
Kaiba&Nanaki: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
Kaiba: HELL NO!!!
Nanaki: NO SHOUNEN-AI!?!?!?!? THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!! *bursts into tears*
Nanashi: *grins* kidding...
Kaiba&Nanaki: *sigh in relief*
Nanashi: *blinks and starts pulling out another box*
Kaiba: uhhhhh, what're those?
Nanaki: ooh, ooh! I know! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair, right!?
Nanashi: very good, Kronk! Here, get the snack! *tosses a ginger snap*
Nanaki: *snaps at the snack* got it! *leaps over an edge of some kind to follow the ginger snap*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* you're both a little too weird, today... and I don't think those lines are yours, either... Emperor's New Groove, and it belongs to Disney...
Nanaki: *from somewhere... out of sight* I'm okay... I'm fine..!
Nanashi&Nanaki: *laugh hysterically*
Kaiba: *blinks, seeing candy, Dr. Pepper, and Pop Rocks laying around* hoo boy... *sighs, then freezes, noticing an empty jar of honey, and an empty package of gummibears* oh no...
Nanashi: KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! wow, doesn't even feel like a word anymore! Wanna know what you can do for me, ol' buddy!?
Kaiba: *sighs, and begins massaging his temples* what have I done to deserve this...?
Nanaki: WAI! SUGAR! NANA-CHAN! LOOK, SUGAR!!!
Nanashi: okay, Nanaki, you calling me 'sugar' is just weird... so stop..!
Nanaki: oh... oops ^_^()
Nanashi&Nanaki: *laugh hysterically*
Kaiba: *holds up the empty jar* Nanashi, did you eat this honey?
Nanashi: just all of it, sweetheart... *shrugs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* "sweetheart"..? *looks at the jar, and sighs* don't say the h-word, Seto... Nanashi, you shouldn't write a chapter while in this state...
Nanashi: nonsense, Kaiba! I can handle it! AUGH! *points at a plate of mashed potatoes* RELENA! *jumps on Kaiba's shoulders*
Nanaki: OOH! FUN FUN! *jumps on Nanashi and Kaiba*
All Three of Them: *fall over* WHOA!
Nanashi: I THINK I BROKE MY SPLEEN!!!
Kaiba: *takes a breath* ... give me strength... *counts to ten, slowly*
Nanaki: I BROKE MY WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically* YOU BROKE YOUR BUTT!?!?!?
Nanaki: *giggles* you said "butt"!
Nanashi: YOU HENTAI! YOU BROKE YOUR BUTT! *laughs harder*
Kaiba: That's from Harry Potter! Not theirs! *lowers his head, as he clasps his hands together and prays* please, please, please... send someone to help me out here...
Yami: *walks in* Kaiba, why haven't we started yet?
Kaiba: *looks up* thank you... *wordlessly points at Nanashi and Nanaki*
Nanashi: LOOK! IT'S YAMI!
Nanaki: I WANT HAIR LIKE THAT! *puts on a Yami wig*
Yami: *raises an eyebrow* uhhhhhhhhhh...
Kaiba: *grabs Yami's shirt, and starts shaking him around* WHAT'LL WE DO!? WE LET NANASHI WRITE WHILE ON A SUGAR HIGH YOU CAN BET YOUR DUELLING DECK IT'LL BE HELL!!!
Yami: *grabs Kaiba's wrists, and pushes his hands away* calm down, Kaiba... let's see... who calmed Nanashi down, last time...? *thinks*
Kaiba: last time...? *blinks*
Nanashi: OH YEAH! PRESENTS! *digs in the box* Nanaki... you get an entire Hentai set! napkins, bowls, plates, cups... I think that's all of 'em...
Nanaki: sour!!!
Nanashi: you mean 'sweet'...
Nanaki: no! I'm gotta start a new trend! 'Sour' means WAY better than 'Sweet', man!
Nanashi: YOU HENTAI! WANTING A SWEET MAN! *laughs hysterically*
Nanaki: *eyes Kaiba and Yami, drooling*
Kaiba: *deadpan* no...
Yami: *doesn't notice since he's still thinking*
Nanaki: KAIBA!!! MY NEW HONEY-BUNNY GUMDROP! *leaps at Kaiba*
Kaiba: gumdrop..? *shudders, and ducks behind Yami*
Nanaki: *crashes through the wall, leaving a Nanaki-shaped hole*
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically* DOOFUS! ooh yeah! Lookie what I get! *pulls out an XBox* yeah man! sweet!
Nanaki: *from outside* YOU MEAN SOUR!!!
Kaiba: *gulps, staying close to Yami* think of anything yet?
Yami: *taps his forehead* I can't... remember...
TheOtherCharacters: *walks in* we either start now, or not at all...
Nanashi: THE GANG'S ALL HERE!!! *glomps them all... well, can't... so just glomps Tristan and Joey, at the same time*
Nanaki: ooh! That takes skill...! BAKURA! NANA-CHAN'S GLOMPING YER MAN!!!
Nanashi: TRISTAN AND BAKURA! NOT JOEY AND TRISTAN!
Nanaki: huh?
Nanashi: I'm confused O.o;;;;
Kaiba&Yami: *anime sweatdrops* ditto v.v;;;;
EveryoneElse: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: more coverings for your hentai stuff, Nanaki!
Nanaki: WAI!
Nanashi: *shrugs* dunno...
Nanaki: I SAID 'WAI', NOT 'WHY'! THANK YOU LA LA LAND! YOU ROCK! YEAH MAN!
Nanashi: *blinks* not following...
Yami: *snaps his fingers* BAKURA! It was Bakura that calmed her down...!
Bakura: *blinks* what?
Joey: wasn't it Yugi...?
Yami: *shrugs* possibly... use either one... *gets glomped by Yugi* aibou?
Yugi: lookie, Yami! *holds up a bottle of Dr. Pepper* I put in Pop Rocks, now it's interesting to drink! Try some!
Yami: uhhhhhhh, no thank you, aibou....
Tea: CUTE! YUGI'S ON A SUGAR HIGH AGAIN! *starts snapping pictures*
Kaiba: great... just great... *pinches the bridge of his nose, grimacing*
Nanaki: HEY! I GETS A ROPE!!! HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *ties up Tea, giggling insanely* tell me what you see!!!
Tea: *turns red as beet* AUGH! TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH YAOI HENTAI! CAN'T TAKE IT!!! *faints*
Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *smacks Nanaki with a foam bat, and hands Kaiba a can of Anti Nanaki-glomp spray* here, Kaiba! Let's test it! Nanaki! Kaiba says he thinks you're cute!
Kaiba: WHAAT!? NO, I DON'T!
Nanaki: HE DOES?! *charges at Kaiba, ready to glomp*
Kaiba: AUGH! *sprays Nanaki*
Nanaki: *falls over* ack!
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops then grins* this, I like... *pockets the spray*
Tristan: *pushes Bakura towards Nanashi* be strong... we can't do the chapter, unless she's sane again...
Bakura *bites his lip*
Yami: Yugi... Yugi, please... come down from the light...
Yugi: HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT! *laughs, as he swings back and forth, still smiling in a very adorable way*
Joey: that's a lotta sugar in Yuge's system...
Yami: *rolls his eyes* you noticed?
Nanaki: I'M TAKING OVER! *steals control of Nanashi's writing, which is in the form of a stick* Yami, Kaiba! Kiss! *waves the stick*
Yami&Kaiba: WHAAT!? *suddenly start kissing each other*
Nanaki: WAI! ^________________^ now, Tristan, Bakura! *waves the stick*
Tristan&Bakura: *anime sweatdrops, as they start kissing*
Nanashi: YOU'RE TOO POWER HUNGRY! *steals the stick back, makes things go back to normal*
Bakura: *blushes* sorry...
Tristan: *blinks* why? *smiles*
Bakura: *blushes deeper*
Yugi: *glomps Yami, and smacks Kaiba with his small fist* NO ONE KISSES MY YAMI! JUST ME! *kisses Yami*
Everyone: *stares in shock*
Yami: .................... *faints*
Yami B&YamiM: *raise their eybrows* the mighty Pharoah... *roll their eyes*
Nanaki: LOOKIE! MORE PRESENTS* Nana-chan! *hands Nanashi the Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack "Music to Duel By"
Nanashi: OOOOOOH! *grabs Kaiba's laptop, fiddles with it a bit, and starts playing some songs*
Kaiba: hey, Nanashi, don't... *sighs* I give up...
Nanaki: kawaii puppy for Kaiba! *gets dragged around by Angel Reaper's recently adopted wolf*
Yami B: that's a wolf, not a puppy...
Yugi: *huggles the wolf* what's its name!?
Nanaki: Diablo...! ^_____^ WAI!
Kaiba: *gets bitten by Diablo* WHAT THE...!? WHY YOU..! *lunges at the wolf*
Nanashi: *holds Kaiba back* Kaiba, play nice... it's a sign of love... ^____^
Diablo: *trots away, licking his chops*
Kaiba: I can tell I'm not gonna like that mutt...
Nanaki: speakin of mutts! Here, Joey-boy! ^______^ *hands Joey a dog suit, dog chow, and a collar* they's all from Angel Reaper! *does an Ace Ventura impression... that one impression* CAN YOU FEEL IT, HUH?! HUH?! HUH!?
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* what was the point of that?
Nanaki: no clue ^_^
Everyone: *anime sweatdrops, cover their eyes, or both* I think I'm traumatized...
Joey: I've been traumatized by the dog thing, mainly...
Nanashi: ooh, a collar's pretty kinky! *laughs hysterically*
Malik: anyone else notice she's more hentai, this way...
EveryoneElse: *nods slowly, while they anime sweatdrop*
Tristan: *takes the collar and stuffs it in a bag, and goes to hide it* might as well save some of his dignity...
Nanaki: ooh! This gift, I like! No wait... *pouts* it's only for everyone else...
Yami: *still blushing from Yugi's kiss* ahem... which would be..? *is holding the hyper-active Yugi, who's hugging him back*
Bakura: *blinks* 10 wishes that really come true
Everyone: *jaw drops* really?
Kaiba: *narrows his eyes* I have one... I WISH NANASHI WOULD GET BACK TO NORMAL!
Nanashi: *blinks* what happened?
Yami: impressive, Kaiba...
Nanaki: *snuggles up to Kaiba* you think so, too?
Kaiba: *spray Nanaki* go away...
Nanaki: *yelps and scurries away*
Kaiba: *sighs* second wish, I wish to just start the chapter already...
Nanashi: *blinks then shrugs* wish granted, Kaiba...
Everyone: *sighs in relief*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kaiba groaned, as he sat up, "ouch..." he grumbled. Then he glanced around, and frowned, as he looked down at the blonde who laid sprawled out over his lap. He rolled his eyes, and stretched his arms, warily. "You'd think we were drinking all night..." he muttered to himself.
"You too...?" a voice said, groggily.
Kaiba blinked, and glanced over his shoulder, at Yami. He was sitting up, holding a sleeping Yugi in his arms.
"Never again..." they both said, with a nod. Only to wince at the sudden jarring of their heads.
"YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!"
Both of them looked up at Cletus. Anime sweatdrops formed, Cletus was only wearing a pair of 'well-worn'(in other words, filled with holes) Spongebob Squarepants briefs. Both top duelists shuddered, and looked away.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY STORE! IT HAS TO BE CLEAN BY 9AM!!!"
Yami frowned as his aibou shifted, almost close to waking up. The Pharoah glared at the old guy, "mind not yelling...?" he growled. Kaiba raised an eyebrow, yes, just a bit intrigued.
"I'LL YELL ALL I WANT! I GIVE YOU KIDS SHELTER FROM THE COLD! AND LOOK WHAT YA DID TO MY STORE..!!!"
"Guys... can you all get up...?" Yami muttered, not in the mood to argue.
Kaiba shook Joey, "wake up!" he ordered. Joey sleepily smacked his lips, and held Kaiba's waist tighter. The CEO growled. How does he always manage to do that?! Kaiba jumped to his feet, Joey getting dragged up with him, still sleeping. Yami bit his lip, almost close to laughing at the Joey accessory around Kaiba's waist.
"Not a word!" Kaiba hissed. Yami shrugged, and got to his feet, easily managing to hold Yugi as he straighted up.
"Off!" Kaiba growled, and pushed Joey off of him. He landed with a familiar THUMP.
"ACK!" The blonde jumped to his feet, and glared at Kaiba, his shoulders heaving, as he breathed heavily in rage. Kaiba raised an eyebrow. As did Yami.
"Kissy kissy!" YamiM yelled, as he charged forward, and held both the teenagers by their heads, and practically smashed their heads together.
"ACK!" Kaiba and Joey yelled, their foreheads crashing into each other's
"YOU MISSED!? HOW COULD YOU MISS!? KAIBA! SHRINK A LITTLE, MAN!" YamiM yelled, then he grinned. "Ooh wait! Then you wouldn't like him, eh, Joey-boy..." YamiM nudged Joey, winking.
The blonde instantly got a nosebleed, "that's just wrong, YamiM!" he snapped, and ran to the bathroom.
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "I think he meant height-wise, Joey..."
"That I did..." YamiM said with a nod. "Not my fault he's always thinking HENTAI!" he said, with a giggle
"YamiM!" Yami B hollered. Then he appeared practically out of nowhere, pouncing on YamiM. Both yamis started rolling around the floor.
Kaiba gestured at the yamis, giving Yami a quizzical look. The former Pharoah shrugged.
Bakura yawned, then he pushed his bangs back, as he sat up. His movement, causing Tristan to wake up. He sat up, then raised an eyebrow, as Bakura stared at the center of the room, his jaw dropped.
"What is it?"
Tristan then glanced to Bakura was pointing at. His jaw dropped as well. Malik's yami, and Bakura's yami. Going at it? And not in the hentai sense. And they were arguing, and giggling at the same time, while they were pretending to fight.
"What's wrong with them, Bakura?" Yami asked.
Bakura shrugged, "I have no idea..."
Soon everyone else was awake. And they were all watching the two yamis play fighting. Well, except Yugi. For some reason Cletus called him to the kitchen. But everyone was a bit too disturbed with the yamis to really notice. And Tea being what she was, adoring anything that was a bit yaoi(not hardcore, though... this is Tea, after all), started snapping pictures, giggling the whole time and saying something about posting it on the internet.
"I think the sugar's still in her system..." Kaiba muttered. Then Yugi came hopping out of the kitchen, looking oddly energetic for so early in the morning.
"Aibou...? What did Cletus want...?" Yami started to ask.
"Hiya, Yami..." Yugi smiled, cutely. Yami felt himself melt. Then he blinked. Yugi never really smiled like that unless he was going to convince someone to do something, or if he was... hyper...
"Oh no..." Yami grabbed Yugi by his shoulders, "Yugi, what's the last thing you ate..?"
"Cletus! Cletus was nice! Cletus was nice and fed me!" Yugi chirped. His smile wide, and getting increasingly adorable. Yami bit his lip, struggling to keep his composure.
"Aibou... what did Cletus feed you...?"
"I love you, Yami..."
Yami swallowed. Oh no, no, no, no! Focus! "Thank you, aibou... now what did Cletus feed you?"
An adorable pout crossed Yugi's face, "you don't love me..?"
"What!? No, I love you, aibou... I just want to know what Cletus fed you... okay?"
"Okay!" Yugi brightened again. Okay, maybe it was better if he were upset. At least he didn't look as cute. But then, it did tug at Yami's heart a lot more.
"Ehehehehehehehehe! I gave those three Cocoa Pebbles and coffee! They was reluctant at first...! But hah! Now suffer!" Cletus yelled, from the kitchen's door. Then he threw his head back, and began laughing like a maniac.
The others could stare, in shock. Yugi was hyper. An adorable bomb, practically. Yami B and YamiM also hyper... What were they gonna...
Cletus abruptly stopped his laughing. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I got wood to chop... I can't afford none of them expensive electric heaters..."
Sweatdrops formed on all of them, as the old guy headed out the door.
"So.... what do we do..?" Joey asked. Then he was suddenly glomped by Yugi.
"Joey!"
Joey looked away, hastily, "uhhhhhh, hey Yuge..."
"Why aren't you looking at me?"
"He doesn't wanna make Yami or Kaiba jealous!" YamiM yelled.
"I WIN! YOU LOOKED AWAY!" Yami B declared.
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
Bakura stepped forward, "stop it, both of you!" he yelled, impatiently. Big mistake.
"BAKURA!!!" They both lept at the silver-haired boy, and started hugging him, affectionately. Bakura anime sweatdropped, "what have I done to deserve this..?" he asked, warily.
"Jealous yet, Tristan?" Malik asked, with a raised eyebrow and a small grin.
Tristan blinked, then sighed.
Kaiba tapped his foot, "let's just clean this dump up, then get going..." he hollered, over the yelling. Everyone stopped, and stared at Kaiba. Silence. Then...
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"Well, are you, or not?"
"I am a little... but that's no reason for me to react violently..."
"Joey! Please look at me...!"
"... Must resist... cuteness..."
"Just look at him, Joey... how can you say 'no' to that face!?"
"... It's a lot harder than it looks..."
Kaiba grimaced, as he tugged at his hair. He stormed forward, and plucked Yugi off of Joey. He glared as hard as he could into the large violet eyes. It was about as effective as defeating a Blue Eyes with a Kuribo, alone. It was then the CEO realized, Yugi's cuteness was uncontrollable, especially with extra sugar running through him.
"Yugi... you will listen, carefully..."
"Okay..." Yugi chirped, blinking cutely in expectance.
Kaiba winced, feeling his resistance weakening. "Tell... the others... that we have... to clean up... this place..." Kaiba looked away, and took a breath, so he could finish his sentence. "... So that we... may leave..."
"Why would we wanna leave?" He blinked, cutely, again. Looking adorably curious.
"Damnit..." Kaiba hissed. Couldn't hold it back, anymore. Yugi was instantly being hugged! By Kaiba, no less! Everyone could only stare in shock. Yugi laughed, and hugged him back.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Tea squealed, and loaded in another roll of film as quickly as she could, and started snapping picture after picture. Yami tightened his hands into fists.
"Aibou..."
"Yes, Yami...?"
"Awwwww! Mighty Pharoah's feeling neglected! I fix!" Yami B yelled, then pounced on Yami. Hugging him with fierce affection.
"Are you insane!?" Yami snapped.
"A bit..." Yami B said with a nod.
"Me too!" YamiM pounced on the other two yamis. Bakura sighed in relief that he was released again.
"Let's just start cleaning up... then we can leave..." he suggested, since he was practically the only one that heard Kaiba.
"Good idea, Bakura!" YamiM declared. Then ran at Bakura, ready to glomp him. Bakura quickly stepped to the left, causing YamiM to run into the wall. That being done, the silver-haired boy ran behind Tristan and Malik.
"They're being oddly affectionate..."
"Haven't noticed..." Tristan and Malik said, with a shrug.
"My light!" YamiM yelled, and staggered towards Malik. Hey, he did just run headfirst into a wall, one can't expect him to walk straight.
"My yami...?" Malik said, slowly. Then he was being hugged. Malik glanced at Tristan and Bakura, obviously confused. Both shrugged.
"Oh, it's a shame we don't have the same relationship the Pharoah and his hikari have! Why don't we have the kind of relationship, aibou!?"
Malik blinked, "uhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Joey blinked, "maybe we should start cleaning up, while these guys go through all this, huh?"
Tristan, Bakura, and Tea nodded. Yami was being hugged by Yami B, which Tea made sure to take some pictures of. Yugi and Kaiba were hugging each other, very cute, yes. But Yami was definitely not happy over it. Yet Tea still took some pictures of the CEO and the violet- eyed duelist, too. And Malik was forced by YamiM to question their relationship. It was all a little weird.
And maybe a bit disturbing...?
Nah.
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Kaiba: you have any idea how short this chapter is!?
Nanashi: *blinks* pretty short, huh?
Kaiba: because you were hyper!
Nanashi: *blinks* no, I wasn't... anywho, since this was a short chapter, I'll go work on a longer one ^_^ fair?
Kaiba: *massages his temples, getting a headache* impossible... she's impossible...
Nanaki: *glomps Kaiba* I LOVE YOU, KAIBA! ^______^ AND I MEAN IT!
Kaiba: *calmly takes out his spray, and sprays Nanaki*
Nanaki: *runs away, yelping like a puppy*
Nanashi: just say it, man! Save us from the trouble...
Nanaki: *shrugs* none of the stuff mentioned is hers *points at Nanashi*, or mine *points at herself*, or Kaiba-boy's... *points at Kaiba* well, most likely, anyways *shrugs*
Kaiba: *glares* may you please stop calling me that!?
Warnings: no shounen-ai this chapter... all the guys are gonna go after Tea!!!
Kaiba&Nanaki: WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
Kaiba: HELL NO!!!
Nanaki: NO SHOUNEN-AI!?!?!?!? THAT'S JUST MEAN!!!! *bursts into tears*
Nanashi: *grins* kidding...
Kaiba&Nanaki: *sigh in relief*
Nanashi: *blinks and starts pulling out another box*
Kaiba: uhhhhh, what're those?
Nanaki: ooh, ooh! I know! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair, right!?
Nanashi: very good, Kronk! Here, get the snack! *tosses a ginger snap*
Nanaki: *snaps at the snack* got it! *leaps over an edge of some kind to follow the ginger snap*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* you're both a little too weird, today... and I don't think those lines are yours, either... Emperor's New Groove, and it belongs to Disney...
Nanaki: *from somewhere... out of sight* I'm okay... I'm fine..!
Nanashi&Nanaki: *laugh hysterically*
Kaiba: *blinks, seeing candy, Dr. Pepper, and Pop Rocks laying around* hoo boy... *sighs, then freezes, noticing an empty jar of honey, and an empty package of gummibears* oh no...
Nanashi: KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! KAIBA! wow, doesn't even feel like a word anymore! Wanna know what you can do for me, ol' buddy!?
Kaiba: *sighs, and begins massaging his temples* what have I done to deserve this...?
Nanaki: WAI! SUGAR! NANA-CHAN! LOOK, SUGAR!!!
Nanashi: okay, Nanaki, you calling me 'sugar' is just weird... so stop..!
Nanaki: oh... oops ^_^()
Nanashi&Nanaki: *laugh hysterically*
Kaiba: *holds up the empty jar* Nanashi, did you eat this honey?
Nanashi: just all of it, sweetheart... *shrugs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* "sweetheart"..? *looks at the jar, and sighs* don't say the h-word, Seto... Nanashi, you shouldn't write a chapter while in this state...
Nanashi: nonsense, Kaiba! I can handle it! AUGH! *points at a plate of mashed potatoes* RELENA! *jumps on Kaiba's shoulders*
Nanaki: OOH! FUN FUN! *jumps on Nanashi and Kaiba*
All Three of Them: *fall over* WHOA!
Nanashi: I THINK I BROKE MY SPLEEN!!!
Kaiba: *takes a breath* ... give me strength... *counts to ten, slowly*
Nanaki: I BROKE MY WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!!!
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically* YOU BROKE YOUR BUTT!?!?!?
Nanaki: *giggles* you said "butt"!
Nanashi: YOU HENTAI! YOU BROKE YOUR BUTT! *laughs harder*
Kaiba: That's from Harry Potter! Not theirs! *lowers his head, as he clasps his hands together and prays* please, please, please... send someone to help me out here...
Yami: *walks in* Kaiba, why haven't we started yet?
Kaiba: *looks up* thank you... *wordlessly points at Nanashi and Nanaki*
Nanashi: LOOK! IT'S YAMI!
Nanaki: I WANT HAIR LIKE THAT! *puts on a Yami wig*
Yami: *raises an eyebrow* uhhhhhhhhhh...
Kaiba: *grabs Yami's shirt, and starts shaking him around* WHAT'LL WE DO!? WE LET NANASHI WRITE WHILE ON A SUGAR HIGH YOU CAN BET YOUR DUELLING DECK IT'LL BE HELL!!!
Yami: *grabs Kaiba's wrists, and pushes his hands away* calm down, Kaiba... let's see... who calmed Nanashi down, last time...? *thinks*
Kaiba: last time...? *blinks*
Nanashi: OH YEAH! PRESENTS! *digs in the box* Nanaki... you get an entire Hentai set! napkins, bowls, plates, cups... I think that's all of 'em...
Nanaki: sour!!!
Nanashi: you mean 'sweet'...
Nanaki: no! I'm gotta start a new trend! 'Sour' means WAY better than 'Sweet', man!
Nanashi: YOU HENTAI! WANTING A SWEET MAN! *laughs hysterically*
Nanaki: *eyes Kaiba and Yami, drooling*
Kaiba: *deadpan* no...
Yami: *doesn't notice since he's still thinking*
Nanaki: KAIBA!!! MY NEW HONEY-BUNNY GUMDROP! *leaps at Kaiba*
Kaiba: gumdrop..? *shudders, and ducks behind Yami*
Nanaki: *crashes through the wall, leaving a Nanaki-shaped hole*
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically* DOOFUS! ooh yeah! Lookie what I get! *pulls out an XBox* yeah man! sweet!
Nanaki: *from outside* YOU MEAN SOUR!!!
Kaiba: *gulps, staying close to Yami* think of anything yet?
Yami: *taps his forehead* I can't... remember...
TheOtherCharacters: *walks in* we either start now, or not at all...
Nanashi: THE GANG'S ALL HERE!!! *glomps them all... well, can't... so just glomps Tristan and Joey, at the same time*
Nanaki: ooh! That takes skill...! BAKURA! NANA-CHAN'S GLOMPING YER MAN!!!
Nanashi: TRISTAN AND BAKURA! NOT JOEY AND TRISTAN!
Nanaki: huh?
Nanashi: I'm confused O.o;;;;
Kaiba&Yami: *anime sweatdrops* ditto v.v;;;;
EveryoneElse: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: more coverings for your hentai stuff, Nanaki!
Nanaki: WAI!
Nanashi: *shrugs* dunno...
Nanaki: I SAID 'WAI', NOT 'WHY'! THANK YOU LA LA LAND! YOU ROCK! YEAH MAN!
Nanashi: *blinks* not following...
Yami: *snaps his fingers* BAKURA! It was Bakura that calmed her down...!
Bakura: *blinks* what?
Joey: wasn't it Yugi...?
Yami: *shrugs* possibly... use either one... *gets glomped by Yugi* aibou?
Yugi: lookie, Yami! *holds up a bottle of Dr. Pepper* I put in Pop Rocks, now it's interesting to drink! Try some!
Yami: uhhhhhhh, no thank you, aibou....
Tea: CUTE! YUGI'S ON A SUGAR HIGH AGAIN! *starts snapping pictures*
Kaiba: great... just great... *pinches the bridge of his nose, grimacing*
Nanaki: HEY! I GETS A ROPE!!! HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! *ties up Tea, giggling insanely* tell me what you see!!!
Tea: *turns red as beet* AUGH! TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH YAOI HENTAI! CAN'T TAKE IT!!! *faints*
Everyone: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *smacks Nanaki with a foam bat, and hands Kaiba a can of Anti Nanaki-glomp spray* here, Kaiba! Let's test it! Nanaki! Kaiba says he thinks you're cute!
Kaiba: WHAAT!? NO, I DON'T!
Nanaki: HE DOES?! *charges at Kaiba, ready to glomp*
Kaiba: AUGH! *sprays Nanaki*
Nanaki: *falls over* ack!
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops then grins* this, I like... *pockets the spray*
Tristan: *pushes Bakura towards Nanashi* be strong... we can't do the chapter, unless she's sane again...
Bakura *bites his lip*
Yami: Yugi... Yugi, please... come down from the light...
Yugi: HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGHT! *laughs, as he swings back and forth, still smiling in a very adorable way*
Joey: that's a lotta sugar in Yuge's system...
Yami: *rolls his eyes* you noticed?
Nanaki: I'M TAKING OVER! *steals control of Nanashi's writing, which is in the form of a stick* Yami, Kaiba! Kiss! *waves the stick*
Yami&Kaiba: WHAAT!? *suddenly start kissing each other*
Nanaki: WAI! ^________________^ now, Tristan, Bakura! *waves the stick*
Tristan&Bakura: *anime sweatdrops, as they start kissing*
Nanashi: YOU'RE TOO POWER HUNGRY! *steals the stick back, makes things go back to normal*
Bakura: *blushes* sorry...
Tristan: *blinks* why? *smiles*
Bakura: *blushes deeper*
Yugi: *glomps Yami, and smacks Kaiba with his small fist* NO ONE KISSES MY YAMI! JUST ME! *kisses Yami*
Everyone: *stares in shock*
Yami: .................... *faints*
Yami B&YamiM: *raise their eybrows* the mighty Pharoah... *roll their eyes*
Nanaki: LOOKIE! MORE PRESENTS* Nana-chan! *hands Nanashi the Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack "Music to Duel By"
Nanashi: OOOOOOH! *grabs Kaiba's laptop, fiddles with it a bit, and starts playing some songs*
Kaiba: hey, Nanashi, don't... *sighs* I give up...
Nanaki: kawaii puppy for Kaiba! *gets dragged around by Angel Reaper's recently adopted wolf*
Yami B: that's a wolf, not a puppy...
Yugi: *huggles the wolf* what's its name!?
Nanaki: Diablo...! ^_____^ WAI!
Kaiba: *gets bitten by Diablo* WHAT THE...!? WHY YOU..! *lunges at the wolf*
Nanashi: *holds Kaiba back* Kaiba, play nice... it's a sign of love... ^____^
Diablo: *trots away, licking his chops*
Kaiba: I can tell I'm not gonna like that mutt...
Nanaki: speakin of mutts! Here, Joey-boy! ^______^ *hands Joey a dog suit, dog chow, and a collar* they's all from Angel Reaper! *does an Ace Ventura impression... that one impression* CAN YOU FEEL IT, HUH?! HUH?! HUH!?
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* what was the point of that?
Nanaki: no clue ^_^
Everyone: *anime sweatdrops, cover their eyes, or both* I think I'm traumatized...
Joey: I've been traumatized by the dog thing, mainly...
Nanashi: ooh, a collar's pretty kinky! *laughs hysterically*
Malik: anyone else notice she's more hentai, this way...
EveryoneElse: *nods slowly, while they anime sweatdrop*
Tristan: *takes the collar and stuffs it in a bag, and goes to hide it* might as well save some of his dignity...
Nanaki: ooh! This gift, I like! No wait... *pouts* it's only for everyone else...
Yami: *still blushing from Yugi's kiss* ahem... which would be..? *is holding the hyper-active Yugi, who's hugging him back*
Bakura: *blinks* 10 wishes that really come true
Everyone: *jaw drops* really?
Kaiba: *narrows his eyes* I have one... I WISH NANASHI WOULD GET BACK TO NORMAL!
Nanashi: *blinks* what happened?
Yami: impressive, Kaiba...
Nanaki: *snuggles up to Kaiba* you think so, too?
Kaiba: *spray Nanaki* go away...
Nanaki: *yelps and scurries away*
Kaiba: *sighs* second wish, I wish to just start the chapter already...
Nanashi: *blinks then shrugs* wish granted, Kaiba...
Everyone: *sighs in relief*
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Kaiba groaned, as he sat up, "ouch..." he grumbled. Then he glanced around, and frowned, as he looked down at the blonde who laid sprawled out over his lap. He rolled his eyes, and stretched his arms, warily. "You'd think we were drinking all night..." he muttered to himself.
"You too...?" a voice said, groggily.
Kaiba blinked, and glanced over his shoulder, at Yami. He was sitting up, holding a sleeping Yugi in his arms.
"Never again..." they both said, with a nod. Only to wince at the sudden jarring of their heads.
"YOU LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!"
Both of them looked up at Cletus. Anime sweatdrops formed, Cletus was only wearing a pair of 'well-worn'(in other words, filled with holes) Spongebob Squarepants briefs. Both top duelists shuddered, and looked away.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY STORE! IT HAS TO BE CLEAN BY 9AM!!!"
Yami frowned as his aibou shifted, almost close to waking up. The Pharoah glared at the old guy, "mind not yelling...?" he growled. Kaiba raised an eyebrow, yes, just a bit intrigued.
"I'LL YELL ALL I WANT! I GIVE YOU KIDS SHELTER FROM THE COLD! AND LOOK WHAT YA DID TO MY STORE..!!!"
"Guys... can you all get up...?" Yami muttered, not in the mood to argue.
Kaiba shook Joey, "wake up!" he ordered. Joey sleepily smacked his lips, and held Kaiba's waist tighter. The CEO growled. How does he always manage to do that?! Kaiba jumped to his feet, Joey getting dragged up with him, still sleeping. Yami bit his lip, almost close to laughing at the Joey accessory around Kaiba's waist.
"Not a word!" Kaiba hissed. Yami shrugged, and got to his feet, easily managing to hold Yugi as he straighted up.
"Off!" Kaiba growled, and pushed Joey off of him. He landed with a familiar THUMP.
"ACK!" The blonde jumped to his feet, and glared at Kaiba, his shoulders heaving, as he breathed heavily in rage. Kaiba raised an eyebrow. As did Yami.
"Kissy kissy!" YamiM yelled, as he charged forward, and held both the teenagers by their heads, and practically smashed their heads together.
"ACK!" Kaiba and Joey yelled, their foreheads crashing into each other's
"YOU MISSED!? HOW COULD YOU MISS!? KAIBA! SHRINK A LITTLE, MAN!" YamiM yelled, then he grinned. "Ooh wait! Then you wouldn't like him, eh, Joey-boy..." YamiM nudged Joey, winking.
The blonde instantly got a nosebleed, "that's just wrong, YamiM!" he snapped, and ran to the bathroom.
Kaiba rolled his eyes, "I think he meant height-wise, Joey..."
"That I did..." YamiM said with a nod. "Not my fault he's always thinking HENTAI!" he said, with a giggle
"YamiM!" Yami B hollered. Then he appeared practically out of nowhere, pouncing on YamiM. Both yamis started rolling around the floor.
Kaiba gestured at the yamis, giving Yami a quizzical look. The former Pharoah shrugged.
Bakura yawned, then he pushed his bangs back, as he sat up. His movement, causing Tristan to wake up. He sat up, then raised an eyebrow, as Bakura stared at the center of the room, his jaw dropped.
"What is it?"
Tristan then glanced to Bakura was pointing at. His jaw dropped as well. Malik's yami, and Bakura's yami. Going at it? And not in the hentai sense. And they were arguing, and giggling at the same time, while they were pretending to fight.
"What's wrong with them, Bakura?" Yami asked.
Bakura shrugged, "I have no idea..."
Soon everyone else was awake. And they were all watching the two yamis play fighting. Well, except Yugi. For some reason Cletus called him to the kitchen. But everyone was a bit too disturbed with the yamis to really notice. And Tea being what she was, adoring anything that was a bit yaoi(not hardcore, though... this is Tea, after all), started snapping pictures, giggling the whole time and saying something about posting it on the internet.
"I think the sugar's still in her system..." Kaiba muttered. Then Yugi came hopping out of the kitchen, looking oddly energetic for so early in the morning.
"Aibou...? What did Cletus want...?" Yami started to ask.
"Hiya, Yami..." Yugi smiled, cutely. Yami felt himself melt. Then he blinked. Yugi never really smiled like that unless he was going to convince someone to do something, or if he was... hyper...
"Oh no..." Yami grabbed Yugi by his shoulders, "Yugi, what's the last thing you ate..?"
"Cletus! Cletus was nice! Cletus was nice and fed me!" Yugi chirped. His smile wide, and getting increasingly adorable. Yami bit his lip, struggling to keep his composure.
"Aibou... what did Cletus feed you...?"
"I love you, Yami..."
Yami swallowed. Oh no, no, no, no! Focus! "Thank you, aibou... now what did Cletus feed you?"
An adorable pout crossed Yugi's face, "you don't love me..?"
"What!? No, I love you, aibou... I just want to know what Cletus fed you... okay?"
"Okay!" Yugi brightened again. Okay, maybe it was better if he were upset. At least he didn't look as cute. But then, it did tug at Yami's heart a lot more.
"Ehehehehehehehehe! I gave those three Cocoa Pebbles and coffee! They was reluctant at first...! But hah! Now suffer!" Cletus yelled, from the kitchen's door. Then he threw his head back, and began laughing like a maniac.
The others could stare, in shock. Yugi was hyper. An adorable bomb, practically. Yami B and YamiM also hyper... What were they gonna...
Cletus abruptly stopped his laughing. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I got wood to chop... I can't afford none of them expensive electric heaters..."
Sweatdrops formed on all of them, as the old guy headed out the door.
"So.... what do we do..?" Joey asked. Then he was suddenly glomped by Yugi.
"Joey!"
Joey looked away, hastily, "uhhhhhh, hey Yuge..."
"Why aren't you looking at me?"
"He doesn't wanna make Yami or Kaiba jealous!" YamiM yelled.
"I WIN! YOU LOOKED AWAY!" Yami B declared.
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
Bakura stepped forward, "stop it, both of you!" he yelled, impatiently. Big mistake.
"BAKURA!!!" They both lept at the silver-haired boy, and started hugging him, affectionately. Bakura anime sweatdropped, "what have I done to deserve this..?" he asked, warily.
"Jealous yet, Tristan?" Malik asked, with a raised eyebrow and a small grin.
Tristan blinked, then sighed.
Kaiba tapped his foot, "let's just clean this dump up, then get going..." he hollered, over the yelling. Everyone stopped, and stared at Kaiba. Silence. Then...
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"NUH-UH!"
"YUH-HUH!"
"Well, are you, or not?"
"I am a little... but that's no reason for me to react violently..."
"Joey! Please look at me...!"
"... Must resist... cuteness..."
"Just look at him, Joey... how can you say 'no' to that face!?"
"... It's a lot harder than it looks..."
Kaiba grimaced, as he tugged at his hair. He stormed forward, and plucked Yugi off of Joey. He glared as hard as he could into the large violet eyes. It was about as effective as defeating a Blue Eyes with a Kuribo, alone. It was then the CEO realized, Yugi's cuteness was uncontrollable, especially with extra sugar running through him.
"Yugi... you will listen, carefully..."
"Okay..." Yugi chirped, blinking cutely in expectance.
Kaiba winced, feeling his resistance weakening. "Tell... the others... that we have... to clean up... this place..." Kaiba looked away, and took a breath, so he could finish his sentence. "... So that we... may leave..."
"Why would we wanna leave?" He blinked, cutely, again. Looking adorably curious.
"Damnit..." Kaiba hissed. Couldn't hold it back, anymore. Yugi was instantly being hugged! By Kaiba, no less! Everyone could only stare in shock. Yugi laughed, and hugged him back.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Tea squealed, and loaded in another roll of film as quickly as she could, and started snapping picture after picture. Yami tightened his hands into fists.
"Aibou..."
"Yes, Yami...?"
"Awwwww! Mighty Pharoah's feeling neglected! I fix!" Yami B yelled, then pounced on Yami. Hugging him with fierce affection.
"Are you insane!?" Yami snapped.
"A bit..." Yami B said with a nod.
"Me too!" YamiM pounced on the other two yamis. Bakura sighed in relief that he was released again.
"Let's just start cleaning up... then we can leave..." he suggested, since he was practically the only one that heard Kaiba.
"Good idea, Bakura!" YamiM declared. Then ran at Bakura, ready to glomp him. Bakura quickly stepped to the left, causing YamiM to run into the wall. That being done, the silver-haired boy ran behind Tristan and Malik.
"They're being oddly affectionate..."
"Haven't noticed..." Tristan and Malik said, with a shrug.
"My light!" YamiM yelled, and staggered towards Malik. Hey, he did just run headfirst into a wall, one can't expect him to walk straight.
"My yami...?" Malik said, slowly. Then he was being hugged. Malik glanced at Tristan and Bakura, obviously confused. Both shrugged.
"Oh, it's a shame we don't have the same relationship the Pharoah and his hikari have! Why don't we have the kind of relationship, aibou!?"
Malik blinked, "uhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Joey blinked, "maybe we should start cleaning up, while these guys go through all this, huh?"
Tristan, Bakura, and Tea nodded. Yami was being hugged by Yami B, which Tea made sure to take some pictures of. Yugi and Kaiba were hugging each other, very cute, yes. But Yami was definitely not happy over it. Yet Tea still took some pictures of the CEO and the violet- eyed duelist, too. And Malik was forced by YamiM to question their relationship. It was all a little weird.
And maybe a bit disturbing...?
Nah.
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Kaiba: you have any idea how short this chapter is!?
Nanashi: *blinks* pretty short, huh?
Kaiba: because you were hyper!
Nanashi: *blinks* no, I wasn't... anywho, since this was a short chapter, I'll go work on a longer one ^_^ fair?
Kaiba: *massages his temples, getting a headache* impossible... she's impossible...
Nanaki: *glomps Kaiba* I LOVE YOU, KAIBA! ^______^ AND I MEAN IT!
Kaiba: *calmly takes out his spray, and sprays Nanaki*
Nanaki: *runs away, yelping like a puppy*