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CHITTY CHITTY BANGBANG! CHITTY CHITTY BANGBANG LOVES US, TOO...!
Nanashi: .... Nanaki...?
Nanaki: HI-HO...! *gets clobbered with a foam bat* Unnnnnnnh! @.@
Kaiba: *snickers* well, there's a way to do the disclaimer...
Nanashi: Kaiba, you do the honors... please?
Kaiba: *nods* Yu-Gi-Oh! and its characters are being used by Nanashi, but that doesn't mean she owns them...
Nanashi: thank ya...
Nanaki: BUMBLEBEE TUNA! BUMBLEBEE TUNA!!! BUMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLE- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaiba: was she always this strange...?
Nanashi: she saw Ace Ventura, recently... *shrugs* it's not mine, either
Kaiba: Ra save us all, then... *shrugs* Warnings...?
Nanashi: oh yeah...
Warnings: .............................................................. I have no idea... shounen-ai?
Kaiba: *falls over* ACK!
Nanaki: I GOT SPORKS!!! *huggles her almighty sporks of hentai* WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Nanashi: no idea...
Nanaki: WAI, not WHY *sticks tongue out* Thank you, Ieyre! You rule! Do the cha-cha slide of coolness, man, you deserve to!!! And D-A-Kiedis- Maxwell *pouts* I guess *hands D-A-Kiedis-Maxwell an almighty Spoon of Hentai* use it for only good my young padawan... I watched Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns... er, Clones! ^_^;;;
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* who could tell? And why're you pouting? you have like a dozen more of those spoons hidden somewhere...!
Nanaki: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They dun know that!!!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, again* anyways... any ideas at all, today, Nanashi?
Nanashi: if I did, I would have started the chapter by now *sighs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* yeah, what's with you...?
Nanashi: *grimaces* I dunno... this slump isn't backing off... *smacks the Slump monster with a spatula* NO! NO MEANS NO, DANGIT!
Nanaki: OTOGI!!! RYOJI OTOGI! er, that's Duke Devlin, isn't it..? *blinks*I think I spelled his name wring... er, wrong ^_^;;;
Nanashi: oh yeah...! I spelled Otogi wrong! How dare I...! SHAME ON ME! *faints*
Nanaki: hey, Nana-chan, I know what can help you...!
Nanashi: @.@ stop... callin... me that...
Kaiba: just call Nanaki Nan-chan, or something...
Nanaki: WAI! YEAH, MAN! ^_^
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* ... what'll help me...?
Nanaki: *tears open lotsa Pixi Stix, and pours them in Nana-chan's mouth* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kaiba: *stretches out his hand, in horror* NO!!!
Nanashi: *swallows the overly sweet powder... then blinks* .........
~LIGHTNING AND THUNDER IS CUED~
Nanaki: *raises her hands, like Dr. Frankenstein* NOW RISE!!! RISE LITTLE SLUMPED-OUT AUTHOR!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nanashi: *starts laughing manically*
Kaiba: *massages his temples* oh no...
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"Beaten up by girls..." Yami B wailed, "how low can we get!?"
"This low!" YamiM declared, and flopped over to the ground. The others stared at him as if he were crazy. Maybe he was, one of the cheerleaders did throw a shoe at his head. Weirder still, YamiM started shaking around, while still on the ground.
"LOOK! I'M BACON!!!" he hollered.
The others anime sweatdropped.
"Kinda like that song, how low can you go!? How low can you go!?" Joey sang, cheerfully.
"Wouldn't you like to know...?" Kaiba said, smirking. Joey anime sweatdropped, then got a nosebleed from Kaiba's expression.
"TISSUE!!!" he cried.
"Bless you!" Yami B yelled, then started laughing hysterically.
"Another shoe, huh?" Tristan asked, dryly. Bakura shook his head.
"A fist... from one of the male cheerleaders..."
"Hey! Cheerleaders can't have two jobs!" Yami yelled, out of nowhere. Everyone stared at him, in confusion.
"What?"
"A mailman who acts as a cheerleader!? That's just wrong!" Yami declared.
Yugi blinked, "you feeling okay, Yami?"
"Just peachy keen!!!" then Yami lifted up Yugi, and nuzzled him, a lot like a playful kitten. Yugi blinked, again, even more confused.
"Kawaii!" Tea gushed, Kaiba scowled, and swiped her camera.
"Stop!" he snarled.
"Make me!"
"Don't make me make you!"
"Don't make me make you make me!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU!!!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME!!!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU..." Kaiba anime sweatdropped, "wait, what was happening?"
Tea blinked, "I got confused..." Tristan, Bakura, and Joey all sighed in relief, that this particular argument was now over. That is, until Malik walked up to them.
"Make Tea stop taking pictures all the damn time," he reminded them.
"MALIK!" Tristan, Bakura, and Joey snapped.
Malik blinked, "what? Oh, sorry... all the DARN time..." he smiled, "better?"
Everyone but the yamis fell over. "ERK!"
Joey jumped up, "first off, what's the matter with all of you!?" he yelled.
Kaiba pursed his lips, "lunacy, most likely..."
"You're one to talk, you were with them, a few seconds ago..." Tristan pointed out, dryly. Kaiba blinked, confused.
"I was...?"
Bakura almost started to laugh, "did you already forget the whole 'Make me make you make me make you'... thing?"
Kaiba frowned, "that shouldn't count... Tea was being a pest..."
"No, I wasn't!!!"
"Yes, you were!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me...!"
Joey lunged at Kaiba, and covered his mouth, "don't start that again...!" Kaiba anime sweadropped, then grinned. How could anyone tell? His eyes glinted when he would grin. Kaiba then kissed Joey's hand.
"ACK!" Joey jerked his hand back, "what's the matter with you?!"
Kaiba smirked, "don't pretend you didn't like it..." Joey blushed, furiously.
"WHAAT!?"
"LOOK! SQUIRREL!" YamiM yelled, then started running back and forth, giggling giddily as he chased the puffy-tailed animal.
"Okay, now I'm getting worried..." Tristan murmured.
"You too?" Bakura asked, slowly, as he stepped closer to him.
"Look, aibou! Nickels...!" Yami B declared, shoving some pinecones in Bakura's hands. Bakura blinked.
"These are pinecones, Yami..."
"Someone say my name?" Yami called, hanging from a treebranch. Yugi was trying to coax him into coming back down.
"My yami..." Bakura called back.
"No! I'm Yugi's!!!" Yami declared. Yugi started to blush, a bit.
"Yami, come down..."
"NEVAH!!!"
"I'M BAKURA'S!!!" Yami B hollered.
"I'M MALIK'S!!!" YamiM yelled. Malik and Bakura glanced at each other, confused. Then they looked at Tristan, curiously.
"I think they mean in terms of yami-sides..." Tristan said, with a shrug.
"Ah..." they both nodded in understanding. Yami B leapt into Tristan's arms, for no apparent reason. The trio stared at the yami, shocked.
"Tell me honestly, does my hair look better up, or down?" Yami B asked, then started laughing hysterically. Bakura pursed his lips, and folded his arms.
"Yami... I'll give you three seconds to get down..." he said, curtly. "ONE... TWO..."
"AUGH! Bakura's gonna kill me!" Yami, and Yami B shouted. Yami jumped down from the tree, and clung to Yugi for dear life. Yami B jumped down, and clung to Malik.
"DON'T LET HIM HURT ME!" the yami's both yelled in unison.
Bakura rolled his eyes, "three..."
And YamiM jumped down from the fire hydrant he was standing on. "I'M DOWN! LOOK, I'M DOWN! HONEST!!!" then he glared viciously at Yami B, and stalked over to him. "What would you do, Yami B, if I said, 'YOU GET OFF MY AIBOU, OR I'LL KNOCK YOU TO KINGDOM COME!"
Yami B blinked, still holding onto Malik, "I would say 'come again', then I'd laugh, 'cause we both said come..."
Everyone was silent, for a second. Then the yamis started laughing hysterically. Yugi anime sweatdropped.
"I don't think I get it..."
Joey shook his head, "you don't wanna get it, Yuge..."
"Not until you're older..." Kaiba said, with a smirk. Joey anime sweatdropped, while Yugi looked adorable and confused.
"What?"
Kaiba hastily looked away, before Yugi's eyes made explain the 'c' word. And Yami just might be tempted to kill him, if he did that. Then he blinked, hearing a familiar sound.
Well, not dead-on familiar. But very similar. Glancing up, Kaiba smiled. A helicopter.
"How much money is left, Kaiba?" Bakura asked, who was now looking up as well. "Maybe we can use it to rent that helicopter?" Everyone looked up, too.
Kaiba shrugged, and dug in his pockets, then anime sweatdropped. 31 dollars. Crunching up the bills in his hand, Kaiba rested his fist against his forehead, exasperated.
"Why not just steal it?" Yami B asked, curiously.
"Because stealing is wrong..." Yugi protested. "Yeah, he's right!" Yami agreed, Yugi smiled, brightly at him.
"Arigatou, Yami-san..." he said, cheerfully. Then Nanashi pauses her writing, wondering why the sudden use of Japanese. Then Nanaki tells her to shut up, and move on with the 'chappie'. So, Nanashi goes back to writing, again. But not without wondering why her screen suddenly looks pink...
"You're welcome, aibou..." Yami hugged his hikari again.
Joey rested his hands on his hips, as he tilted his head, thoughtfully. Kaiba rested his hands on Joey's hips, too. Joey turned fire-engine red, and slapped Kaiba's hands away.
"What's the matter with you!?"
Kaiba shrugged.
"Stealing works! Yami B's the best thief I know...!" YamiM said, nodding.
"Why? Did he steal your soul, without your noticing...?" Yami asked, sarcastically. Yami B blinked, then smiled with exaggerated pride.
"I AM A SOUL!" YamiM snapped, then paused, looking confused. "I think..." everyone but Malik rolled their eyes. What did Malik do? He merely slapped his forehead.
"Alright, all for stealing the helicopter...?" Tristan called.
Yami B, YamiM, Malik, and Kaiba raised their hands.
"All opposed...?"
Tea, Yugi, and Bakura raised their hands. Tristan tapped his chin thoughtfully. Joey and Yami never raised their hands.
"Guys, what's up?"
They shrugged. Tristan rolled his eyes, "all who don't necessarily care?" Yami and Joey smirked, and raised their hands, then.
"We steal it..." Kaiba said, shortly. No one argued. They were out-voted after all.
"How are we going to do this...?" Bakura asked.
"Kaiba can fly it..." Joey told him, giving the taller teen a pointed look. With a roll of his eyes, Kaiba nodded.
"It doesn't look any different than mine..." then he frowned, slightly. "The seating must be the same too, then..."
"What do you mean?" Yami asked.
"Only five people can fit..."
"Five!?" Tea squeaked, "how're we gonna do this!?"
"Tea, you can stay... there, down to nine..." Kaiba said, and coolly did his confident stride towards the helicopter. Everyone anime sweatdropped, and followed.
"HEY!" Tea protested and ran after them.
"Seriously, Kaiba... how'll we do this?" Malik asked. Kaiba frowned, and looked over the helicopter. Then he glanced at the others, the yamis in particular.
"No! We're not splitting up again!" Yugi said, firmly, and latched onto Yami's arm.
"Calm down, my little one... I'm never leaving your side..." Yami assured him, gently. Yugi gazed at him.
"You promise?"
"Yes..."
"Yami..." Yugi breathed, his eyes starting to shine.
"Yugi..." Yami said, huskily.
Beautiful instrumental music filled the air, again. Everyone blinked as light blue, and pale pink bubbles, with glitter, started to fill the air. An anime sweatdrop formed on all of them, Yami B and YamiM started popping some of the bubbles.
"Can't that wait, before we get caught...?" Kaiba asked, dryly. Everything snapped back to normal. Yami gave Kaiba the DeathGlare. Then a guy with messy dark brown hair, and prussian blue eyes appeared, and smacked Yami. Then stormed away.
Everyone anime sweatdropped again. Each of them swearing they could have heard the guy muttering, "do my Glare, will you..!?"
"Who was that?" Tristan asked, confused.
"A cameo... that was Heero Yuy, from Gundam Wing..." Bakura said, with a shrug. Then he smiled up at Tristan. "We used to watch it together..."
Tristan smiled, "oh yeah..."
"Don't you guys start..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes. Then he blinked, "did you say 'cameo'?"
"No, I said 'Samuel'... the crazy guy who likes smacking people for no particular reason..." Bakura said, with a small laugh.[A/N: what? . he DID say 'Samuel'....]
Kaiba tugged at his hair, "will you all listen for a second!?" he bellowed. Everyone looked at him. Kaiba took a breath, to calm his temper. "Now, usually, when someone's about to steal something, they usually wanna get away, quickly... we're kinda lacking in that department BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING IN!!!"
"There's only room for five..." Bakura pointed out, with a frown. "Kaiba, you're the pilot, or whatever they're called, that's one... leaving only four, and perhaps you haven't noticed... THERE'S STILL NINE MORE OF US!!!" he shouted back, directly in the CEO's face. Tristan gently pulled Bakura back, slightly.
Kaiba anime sweatdropped. His jaw dangling. Then he shook his head, snapping himself out of it. And went back to looking at the Yamis. "Go back to where ever it is you go, that'll take it down to seven, two of you get sit on someone else's lap..."
"That don't seem too safe, Kaiba..." Joey said, with a shake of his head.
"You can't tell us what to do!!!" YamiM snapped.
"Yeah!" Yami B chimed in. Kaiba started cracking his knuckles.
"GET!"
"Augh!" in a golden flash, the two yamis were back in their chambers. Bakura and Malik anime sweatdropped at Kaiba's affective assertiveness.
"Yami, you too..." Kaiba said, eyeing the Pharoah. Yami frowned at him. Kaiba frowned back. They did this for a while.
"You swear to take care of Yugi while I'm in my chamber...?" Yami asked. Kaiba blinked, in surprise. Then he nodded.
"I'll fly as carefully as I can..." he promised. Yami nodded. Then he was gone in a bright flash.
"That's seven, get in..." Kaiba ordered, then he climbed in, slipping the headset over his ears. The others obeyed, and climbed in. And they all made sure to keep Malik in back. We all remember the last thing he did when he had shotgun.
Tea sat in the middle, Joey and Tristan sat on the sides. Bakura was held closely by Tristan, Malik was sitting on Joey's lap. Yugi getting to sit up front.
"Gotta wonder what that other pilot's up to..." Joey yelled, to be heard over the helicopter's blades.
"Probably taking a REALLY big..." Malik started to holler.
"NEVER MIND!" everyone else yelled.
And they were off! Things were starting to look up!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nanashi: how was that!?!!? Was that good!? huh?! was it!? was it!? was it!?!? *hops around, eagerly* ooh! I made corrections! ^_______^
Kaiba: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Nanaki: she's out of her slump, at least!
Kaiba: *grimaces*
Nanashi: AI SHITERU, KAIBA!!! *glomps Kaiba* or AI DAISUKE! who cares?!?!
Nanaki: SPRAY HER! SPRAY HER! SPRAY HER, LIKE YOU SPRAY ME!
Kaiba: are you jealous?
Nanaki: *blushes, and nods shyly*
Kaiba: *smirks* then deal with it! you're the one who made her like this...
Nanaki: you were flirting with Joey through the whole chappie!
Kaiba: I wouldn't have been, if you hadn't given her the Pixi Stix...
Nanaki: awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nana-chan! Kaiba's being mean!
Nanashi: Kaiba-chan... *huggles Kaiba* ^______^ ai daisuke...
Nanaki: LIAR!!!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* Nanaki, close your eyes, and I'll give you a surprise...
Nanaki: a kiss?!
Kaiba: you'll see...
Nanaki: *closes her eyes, and puckers up*
Kaiba: *runs out, Nanashi still clinging to him*
Nanaki: *stays like that, until next chapter...*
Nanashi: .... Nanaki...?
Nanaki: HI-HO...! *gets clobbered with a foam bat* Unnnnnnnh! @.@
Kaiba: *snickers* well, there's a way to do the disclaimer...
Nanashi: Kaiba, you do the honors... please?
Kaiba: *nods* Yu-Gi-Oh! and its characters are being used by Nanashi, but that doesn't mean she owns them...
Nanashi: thank ya...
Nanaki: BUMBLEBEE TUNA! BUMBLEBEE TUNA!!! BUMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLE- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaiba: was she always this strange...?
Nanashi: she saw Ace Ventura, recently... *shrugs* it's not mine, either
Kaiba: Ra save us all, then... *shrugs* Warnings...?
Nanashi: oh yeah...
Warnings: .............................................................. I have no idea... shounen-ai?
Kaiba: *falls over* ACK!
Nanaki: I GOT SPORKS!!! *huggles her almighty sporks of hentai* WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Nanashi: no idea...
Nanaki: WAI, not WHY *sticks tongue out* Thank you, Ieyre! You rule! Do the cha-cha slide of coolness, man, you deserve to!!! And D-A-Kiedis- Maxwell *pouts* I guess *hands D-A-Kiedis-Maxwell an almighty Spoon of Hentai* use it for only good my young padawan... I watched Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns... er, Clones! ^_^;;;
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* who could tell? And why're you pouting? you have like a dozen more of those spoons hidden somewhere...!
Nanaki: SHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They dun know that!!!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, again* anyways... any ideas at all, today, Nanashi?
Nanashi: if I did, I would have started the chapter by now *sighs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* yeah, what's with you...?
Nanashi: *grimaces* I dunno... this slump isn't backing off... *smacks the Slump monster with a spatula* NO! NO MEANS NO, DANGIT!
Nanaki: OTOGI!!! RYOJI OTOGI! er, that's Duke Devlin, isn't it..? *blinks*I think I spelled his name wring... er, wrong ^_^;;;
Nanashi: oh yeah...! I spelled Otogi wrong! How dare I...! SHAME ON ME! *faints*
Nanaki: hey, Nana-chan, I know what can help you...!
Nanashi: @.@ stop... callin... me that...
Kaiba: just call Nanaki Nan-chan, or something...
Nanaki: WAI! YEAH, MAN! ^_^
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* ... what'll help me...?
Nanaki: *tears open lotsa Pixi Stix, and pours them in Nana-chan's mouth* MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kaiba: *stretches out his hand, in horror* NO!!!
Nanashi: *swallows the overly sweet powder... then blinks* .........
~LIGHTNING AND THUNDER IS CUED~
Nanaki: *raises her hands, like Dr. Frankenstein* NOW RISE!!! RISE LITTLE SLUMPED-OUT AUTHOR!!! RIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nanashi: *starts laughing manically*
Kaiba: *massages his temples* oh no...
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"Beaten up by girls..." Yami B wailed, "how low can we get!?"
"This low!" YamiM declared, and flopped over to the ground. The others stared at him as if he were crazy. Maybe he was, one of the cheerleaders did throw a shoe at his head. Weirder still, YamiM started shaking around, while still on the ground.
"LOOK! I'M BACON!!!" he hollered.
The others anime sweatdropped.
"Kinda like that song, how low can you go!? How low can you go!?" Joey sang, cheerfully.
"Wouldn't you like to know...?" Kaiba said, smirking. Joey anime sweatdropped, then got a nosebleed from Kaiba's expression.
"TISSUE!!!" he cried.
"Bless you!" Yami B yelled, then started laughing hysterically.
"Another shoe, huh?" Tristan asked, dryly. Bakura shook his head.
"A fist... from one of the male cheerleaders..."
"Hey! Cheerleaders can't have two jobs!" Yami yelled, out of nowhere. Everyone stared at him, in confusion.
"What?"
"A mailman who acts as a cheerleader!? That's just wrong!" Yami declared.
Yugi blinked, "you feeling okay, Yami?"
"Just peachy keen!!!" then Yami lifted up Yugi, and nuzzled him, a lot like a playful kitten. Yugi blinked, again, even more confused.
"Kawaii!" Tea gushed, Kaiba scowled, and swiped her camera.
"Stop!" he snarled.
"Make me!"
"Don't make me make you!"
"Don't make me make you make me!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU!!!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME!!!"
"DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU MAKE ME MAKE YOU..." Kaiba anime sweatdropped, "wait, what was happening?"
Tea blinked, "I got confused..." Tristan, Bakura, and Joey all sighed in relief, that this particular argument was now over. That is, until Malik walked up to them.
"Make Tea stop taking pictures all the damn time," he reminded them.
"MALIK!" Tristan, Bakura, and Joey snapped.
Malik blinked, "what? Oh, sorry... all the DARN time..." he smiled, "better?"
Everyone but the yamis fell over. "ERK!"
Joey jumped up, "first off, what's the matter with all of you!?" he yelled.
Kaiba pursed his lips, "lunacy, most likely..."
"You're one to talk, you were with them, a few seconds ago..." Tristan pointed out, dryly. Kaiba blinked, confused.
"I was...?"
Bakura almost started to laugh, "did you already forget the whole 'Make me make you make me make you'... thing?"
Kaiba frowned, "that shouldn't count... Tea was being a pest..."
"No, I wasn't!!!"
"Yes, you were!"
"Shut up!"
"Make me...!"
Joey lunged at Kaiba, and covered his mouth, "don't start that again...!" Kaiba anime sweadropped, then grinned. How could anyone tell? His eyes glinted when he would grin. Kaiba then kissed Joey's hand.
"ACK!" Joey jerked his hand back, "what's the matter with you?!"
Kaiba smirked, "don't pretend you didn't like it..." Joey blushed, furiously.
"WHAAT!?"
"LOOK! SQUIRREL!" YamiM yelled, then started running back and forth, giggling giddily as he chased the puffy-tailed animal.
"Okay, now I'm getting worried..." Tristan murmured.
"You too?" Bakura asked, slowly, as he stepped closer to him.
"Look, aibou! Nickels...!" Yami B declared, shoving some pinecones in Bakura's hands. Bakura blinked.
"These are pinecones, Yami..."
"Someone say my name?" Yami called, hanging from a treebranch. Yugi was trying to coax him into coming back down.
"My yami..." Bakura called back.
"No! I'm Yugi's!!!" Yami declared. Yugi started to blush, a bit.
"Yami, come down..."
"NEVAH!!!"
"I'M BAKURA'S!!!" Yami B hollered.
"I'M MALIK'S!!!" YamiM yelled. Malik and Bakura glanced at each other, confused. Then they looked at Tristan, curiously.
"I think they mean in terms of yami-sides..." Tristan said, with a shrug.
"Ah..." they both nodded in understanding. Yami B leapt into Tristan's arms, for no apparent reason. The trio stared at the yami, shocked.
"Tell me honestly, does my hair look better up, or down?" Yami B asked, then started laughing hysterically. Bakura pursed his lips, and folded his arms.
"Yami... I'll give you three seconds to get down..." he said, curtly. "ONE... TWO..."
"AUGH! Bakura's gonna kill me!" Yami, and Yami B shouted. Yami jumped down from the tree, and clung to Yugi for dear life. Yami B jumped down, and clung to Malik.
"DON'T LET HIM HURT ME!" the yami's both yelled in unison.
Bakura rolled his eyes, "three..."
And YamiM jumped down from the fire hydrant he was standing on. "I'M DOWN! LOOK, I'M DOWN! HONEST!!!" then he glared viciously at Yami B, and stalked over to him. "What would you do, Yami B, if I said, 'YOU GET OFF MY AIBOU, OR I'LL KNOCK YOU TO KINGDOM COME!"
Yami B blinked, still holding onto Malik, "I would say 'come again', then I'd laugh, 'cause we both said come..."
Everyone was silent, for a second. Then the yamis started laughing hysterically. Yugi anime sweatdropped.
"I don't think I get it..."
Joey shook his head, "you don't wanna get it, Yuge..."
"Not until you're older..." Kaiba said, with a smirk. Joey anime sweatdropped, while Yugi looked adorable and confused.
"What?"
Kaiba hastily looked away, before Yugi's eyes made explain the 'c' word. And Yami just might be tempted to kill him, if he did that. Then he blinked, hearing a familiar sound.
Well, not dead-on familiar. But very similar. Glancing up, Kaiba smiled. A helicopter.
"How much money is left, Kaiba?" Bakura asked, who was now looking up as well. "Maybe we can use it to rent that helicopter?" Everyone looked up, too.
Kaiba shrugged, and dug in his pockets, then anime sweatdropped. 31 dollars. Crunching up the bills in his hand, Kaiba rested his fist against his forehead, exasperated.
"Why not just steal it?" Yami B asked, curiously.
"Because stealing is wrong..." Yugi protested. "Yeah, he's right!" Yami agreed, Yugi smiled, brightly at him.
"Arigatou, Yami-san..." he said, cheerfully. Then Nanashi pauses her writing, wondering why the sudden use of Japanese. Then Nanaki tells her to shut up, and move on with the 'chappie'. So, Nanashi goes back to writing, again. But not without wondering why her screen suddenly looks pink...
"You're welcome, aibou..." Yami hugged his hikari again.
Joey rested his hands on his hips, as he tilted his head, thoughtfully. Kaiba rested his hands on Joey's hips, too. Joey turned fire-engine red, and slapped Kaiba's hands away.
"What's the matter with you!?"
Kaiba shrugged.
"Stealing works! Yami B's the best thief I know...!" YamiM said, nodding.
"Why? Did he steal your soul, without your noticing...?" Yami asked, sarcastically. Yami B blinked, then smiled with exaggerated pride.
"I AM A SOUL!" YamiM snapped, then paused, looking confused. "I think..." everyone but Malik rolled their eyes. What did Malik do? He merely slapped his forehead.
"Alright, all for stealing the helicopter...?" Tristan called.
Yami B, YamiM, Malik, and Kaiba raised their hands.
"All opposed...?"
Tea, Yugi, and Bakura raised their hands. Tristan tapped his chin thoughtfully. Joey and Yami never raised their hands.
"Guys, what's up?"
They shrugged. Tristan rolled his eyes, "all who don't necessarily care?" Yami and Joey smirked, and raised their hands, then.
"We steal it..." Kaiba said, shortly. No one argued. They were out-voted after all.
"How are we going to do this...?" Bakura asked.
"Kaiba can fly it..." Joey told him, giving the taller teen a pointed look. With a roll of his eyes, Kaiba nodded.
"It doesn't look any different than mine..." then he frowned, slightly. "The seating must be the same too, then..."
"What do you mean?" Yami asked.
"Only five people can fit..."
"Five!?" Tea squeaked, "how're we gonna do this!?"
"Tea, you can stay... there, down to nine..." Kaiba said, and coolly did his confident stride towards the helicopter. Everyone anime sweatdropped, and followed.
"HEY!" Tea protested and ran after them.
"Seriously, Kaiba... how'll we do this?" Malik asked. Kaiba frowned, and looked over the helicopter. Then he glanced at the others, the yamis in particular.
"No! We're not splitting up again!" Yugi said, firmly, and latched onto Yami's arm.
"Calm down, my little one... I'm never leaving your side..." Yami assured him, gently. Yugi gazed at him.
"You promise?"
"Yes..."
"Yami..." Yugi breathed, his eyes starting to shine.
"Yugi..." Yami said, huskily.
Beautiful instrumental music filled the air, again. Everyone blinked as light blue, and pale pink bubbles, with glitter, started to fill the air. An anime sweatdrop formed on all of them, Yami B and YamiM started popping some of the bubbles.
"Can't that wait, before we get caught...?" Kaiba asked, dryly. Everything snapped back to normal. Yami gave Kaiba the DeathGlare. Then a guy with messy dark brown hair, and prussian blue eyes appeared, and smacked Yami. Then stormed away.
Everyone anime sweatdropped again. Each of them swearing they could have heard the guy muttering, "do my Glare, will you..!?"
"Who was that?" Tristan asked, confused.
"A cameo... that was Heero Yuy, from Gundam Wing..." Bakura said, with a shrug. Then he smiled up at Tristan. "We used to watch it together..."
Tristan smiled, "oh yeah..."
"Don't you guys start..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes. Then he blinked, "did you say 'cameo'?"
"No, I said 'Samuel'... the crazy guy who likes smacking people for no particular reason..." Bakura said, with a small laugh.[A/N: what? . he DID say 'Samuel'....]
Kaiba tugged at his hair, "will you all listen for a second!?" he bellowed. Everyone looked at him. Kaiba took a breath, to calm his temper. "Now, usually, when someone's about to steal something, they usually wanna get away, quickly... we're kinda lacking in that department BECAUSE NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING IN!!!"
"There's only room for five..." Bakura pointed out, with a frown. "Kaiba, you're the pilot, or whatever they're called, that's one... leaving only four, and perhaps you haven't noticed... THERE'S STILL NINE MORE OF US!!!" he shouted back, directly in the CEO's face. Tristan gently pulled Bakura back, slightly.
Kaiba anime sweatdropped. His jaw dangling. Then he shook his head, snapping himself out of it. And went back to looking at the Yamis. "Go back to where ever it is you go, that'll take it down to seven, two of you get sit on someone else's lap..."
"That don't seem too safe, Kaiba..." Joey said, with a shake of his head.
"You can't tell us what to do!!!" YamiM snapped.
"Yeah!" Yami B chimed in. Kaiba started cracking his knuckles.
"GET!"
"Augh!" in a golden flash, the two yamis were back in their chambers. Bakura and Malik anime sweatdropped at Kaiba's affective assertiveness.
"Yami, you too..." Kaiba said, eyeing the Pharoah. Yami frowned at him. Kaiba frowned back. They did this for a while.
"You swear to take care of Yugi while I'm in my chamber...?" Yami asked. Kaiba blinked, in surprise. Then he nodded.
"I'll fly as carefully as I can..." he promised. Yami nodded. Then he was gone in a bright flash.
"That's seven, get in..." Kaiba ordered, then he climbed in, slipping the headset over his ears. The others obeyed, and climbed in. And they all made sure to keep Malik in back. We all remember the last thing he did when he had shotgun.
Tea sat in the middle, Joey and Tristan sat on the sides. Bakura was held closely by Tristan, Malik was sitting on Joey's lap. Yugi getting to sit up front.
"Gotta wonder what that other pilot's up to..." Joey yelled, to be heard over the helicopter's blades.
"Probably taking a REALLY big..." Malik started to holler.
"NEVER MIND!" everyone else yelled.
And they were off! Things were starting to look up!
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Nanashi: how was that!?!!? Was that good!? huh?! was it!? was it!? was it!?!? *hops around, eagerly* ooh! I made corrections! ^_______^
Kaiba: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Nanaki: she's out of her slump, at least!
Kaiba: *grimaces*
Nanashi: AI SHITERU, KAIBA!!! *glomps Kaiba* or AI DAISUKE! who cares?!?!
Nanaki: SPRAY HER! SPRAY HER! SPRAY HER, LIKE YOU SPRAY ME!
Kaiba: are you jealous?
Nanaki: *blushes, and nods shyly*
Kaiba: *smirks* then deal with it! you're the one who made her like this...
Nanaki: you were flirting with Joey through the whole chappie!
Kaiba: I wouldn't have been, if you hadn't given her the Pixi Stix...
Nanaki: awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Nana-chan! Kaiba's being mean!
Nanashi: Kaiba-chan... *huggles Kaiba* ^______^ ai daisuke...
Nanaki: LIAR!!!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* Nanaki, close your eyes, and I'll give you a surprise...
Nanaki: a kiss?!
Kaiba: you'll see...
Nanaki: *closes her eyes, and puckers up*
Kaiba: *runs out, Nanashi still clinging to him*
Nanaki: *stays like that, until next chapter...*