Disclaimer: *blinks* NOT MINE! hah! short, and simple, the way it
oughta be, huh? ^_^
Nanaki: it's missing something when it's done that way...
Kaiba: *blinks* you have any idea how many Jou plushies I got...
Nanaki: *grins* a lot...?
Kaiba: yes...
Nanaki: and you like 'em! admit it! ^________^
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* ...........
Nanashi: *wallops Nanaki with a foam bat* no badgering...
Nanaki: ACK! *falls over* @.@ *jumps back up, holding a badger at Kaiba, and starts to giggle*
Nanashi: okay, bad puns aside... Kaiba?
Kaiba: *blinks, shoving the badger aside* Warnings? loads of sappiness, just so you all know... *shrugs*
Nanaki: none between Joey and Kaiba... because of Nana-chan! *wallops Nana-chan with a foam bat*
Nanashi: anime sweatdrops* ack! what!? *glares, and hands Nanaki some pixi stix* eat up, and stop complaining... *sticks tongue out* sorry for the long wait... I noticed that if I concentrate too much on one fic, I start losing interest in it... and, unfortunately, I almost did...
Kaiba: *blinks* well, that was oddly serious... who are you and what've you done with Nanashi?!
Nanaki: *grins* have some pixi stix, Nana-chan!
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* NO!
Nanashi: *blinks* ........ uhhhhh, maybe later ^_^()
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! no, damnit!
Nanashi&Nanaki: language...!
Kaiba: *blinks* geez, sorry...
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"GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!" Joey was yelling, as he ran away from Kaiba.
"COME BACK! I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU! I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU!" Kaiba cried, running after him.
"Well, now what...? whatever's wrong with Kaiba, I don't think he'll be able to fly with it..." Bakura said, with a shake of his head.
Tristan frowned, "point taken..." he murmured.
"A LOTTA HELP YOU GUYS ARE!" Joey hollered, running past.
"JOEY! COME BACK!"
Yugi blinked, "I wonder what happened..." then he glanced at Yami. "How hard did you hit him, anyways?"
Yami anime sweatdropped, "I-I don't know..."
"It was Tea, not Yami..." Yami B said, with a sigh.
"Guys! Stay near the helicopter..." Bakura called, with a small smile. Joey turned, and started running back towards the group, Kaiba followed. At least they listened.
"Maybe amnesia?" Malik suggested, with a shrug.
"Possibly... Tea, what'd you hit him with?" Yami asked.
Tea merely pointed down at her feet. Her shoe? Well, that must've been pleasant.
"Note to self, Tea's shoe is a lethal weapon..." YamiM said, dryly. He ignored Tea's glare.
"ACK!"
~WHUMP~
".... Annnnnnnd, Joey was caught again..." Tristan commented, with a shake of his head, smiling slightly.
"I DON'T NEED COMMENTARIES! GET HIM OFF!" Joey shouted.
"Joey! I want you to know! I dream of you, every night!" Kaiba declared. Everyone anime sweatdropped, staring at Kaiba, as if he were crazy.
"Really?" Joey asked. "Man, what do you eat before you go to bed?"
"Kaiba, down boy... Joey's not that kinda guy..." Yugi called, with a small laugh.
"YUGE! WHO'S SIDE YOU ON!?" Joey wailed.
"... I-I'm sorry, Joey... I had no idea... th-that you were so shy..." Kaiba said, blushing, and backing off. Joey stared at him, dumbfounded. Then he started to nod.
"Uhhh, yeah... yeah, I'm not that kinda guy..."
Kaiba watched him for a second. Then he scooted closer to the blonde, "well... what kind of guy are you?" he asked, eyeing him. Joey anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhhh, slow... I don't like takin things fast... okay?" he said, nervously.
"How slow?" Kaiba asked, his voice taking on a seductive edge. Better still, or worse still,(depends on your point of view), Kaiba was inching closer.
"Erk... well, uhhhh... really slow! And I'm talking REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAL slow, if you know what I mean...!" Joey said, hastily.
"Oh really...?" Kaiba asked, closing in.
"Ack... uhhhhh, WAAAAAAAAAY slower than you're goin now, ya know... and uhhh..." Joey started to sputter, leaning back, away from Kaiba.
"Alright, loverboy, cool the hormones..." Tristan said, pulling Kaiba back, slightly.
Kaiba blinked, then glared at Tristan. He jumped to his feet, "So..."
Tristan blinked, "what?"
The CEO's blue eyes flashed, "you want Joey to yourself, huh!?" he accused.
"WHAT!?" Tristan and Joey asked, in shock.
Yami B anime sweatdropped, as his hikari's eyes darkened. "Bakura?" the silver-haired teenager ignored him, as he started for Kaiba.
"ACK! AIBOU, NO!" Yami B cried, trying to hold his light back.
"ADMIT IT!" Kaiba snarled.
Yugi anime sweatdropped at Bakura. "Uhhh, Kaiba... no, that's not the case! Tristan and Joey are best friends, nothing more, nothing less..."
"Sure, 'friends'..." Kaiba scoffed. "How many times have you fantasized about Joey, huh!?" he challenged.
Tristan shrugged, "once or twice."
Everyone froze.
"I'm kidding! I never have, and most likely never will..." Tristan said, with a roll of his eyes, Joey anime sweatdropped.
"I dunno whether to be insulted, or relieved..."
".... Malik... help..." Yami B pleaded. His aibou was a lot stronger, when jealousy sank in. Malik blinked, then ran over, grabbing Bakura's other arm.
"Hey, Bakura... calm down...!" they both cried.
Yami anime sweatdropped, and glanced at Yugi, "aibou, you mind if I do something out of the ordinary?"
Yugi blinked, "how out of the ordinary...?"
Yami quickly whispered his plans to the smaller boy. Blinking, Yugi shrugged, "go ahead... it is for a worthy cause..." he joked.
Yami smiled, then ran up to Joey, pulling him down, and planted a kiss on his lips. Tea grinned, widely as she whipped out her camera, and started snapping pictures.
Joey stared at Yami in shock.
"Oh great... we stumbled into a soap opera..." YamiM said, with a roll of his eyes. Kaiba growled, and lunged at Yami.
"ACK!"
Yami was holding onto Joey.
"WHOA!"
Bakura leapt at Kaiba.
"WHAT TH...?!"
Yami B and Malik were still holding onto Bakura, too.
"YOW!"
"HEY!"
Tristan, Yugi, YamiM, and Tea stared at the sight before them. Joey had two of the top duelists duking it out on top of him. Bakura was pummeling Kaiba. Yami B and Malik were trying to pull them apart.
Finally they paused, glaring at Tristan and YamiM. "CARE TO HELP!?"
Shrugging, both of them ran in. Tea blinked, then sighed.
"And to think, all this happened because of my shoe..."
Yugi frowned at Tea, "yeah... you should be ashamed of yourself, Tea..."
Tea blinked, looking confused. But it was only for a second. Then she smiled, and hugged Yugi.
"Awwww, too cute when you're trying to be mad!"
Yugi anime sweatdropped, then slapped his forehead, in exasperation.
"WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP!?" Joey shouted, pushing Yami and Kaiba off of himself. "First thing's first! Tristan and me, are just friends! Nothing more! Maybe BEST, but no more than that!"
Kaiba paused, staring at Joey. He and Yami still literally at each other's throats. But Kaiba looked assured now, at least. As did Bakura.
Joey looked thoughtful for a second. "Well wait, there was that one kiss, back in eighth grade... under those bleachers... but that was because I wanted to see what..."
Tristan was making a slashing motion at his neck with his hand. "SHUT UP!" he mouthed. Too late. Bakura went back to pummeling Kaiba, whom was trying to fight Yami.
YamiM anime sweatdropped, "I'm confused..."
Yami B rolled his eyes, "big surprise... Bakura's angry at Kaiba for accusing Tristan and Joey of having a relationship, Kaiba's angry at Yami for kissing Joey... and..." the thief anime sweatdropped. "Why're you confused? It's very simple..."
YamiM shrugged, "shouldn't Bakura be attacking Joey, instead of Kaiba...?"
"Point taken...." Bakura declared.
"... YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH!" Joey shouted, now getting attacked by Bakura. YamiM blinked.
"Oops..."
"Ummmm, guys..." Tea called.
"WHAT!?" they all snapped.
"There's something out there..." she said, nervously stepping closer to the helicopter.
"Like what?" they all demanded.
"I don't know! If I knew, I wouldn't say 'something'! I WOULD SPECIFY!"
The guys anime sweatdropped. Then glanced at one another, then they looked at Yugi, in case he knew something. He merely shrugged, helplessly. So they all looked back at Tea.
"You losing your mind?"
Tristan sighed, pulling Bakura away from Joey. Malik and Yami B pulled Yami away from Kaiba. Yami M helped Joey up, then got glared at. So, the yami stepped back, allowing Kaiba to hug Joey, protectively. To Joey's discomfort.
Everyone was now looking around, nervously. Oh sure, it was a basic meadow kinda setting. Long grass, dark green pine trees all around. Oh, and don't forget the ten people in the middle of the meadow.
"... A smorgasboard..." Joey muttered. Then he anime sweatdropped as the air softened, and pale pink, and light blue bubbles, with the glitter appeared. The air was filled with the familiar instrumental music again. Joey grimaced.
"Guys, not now!" he said, impatiently. He, along with everyone else, looked at Yami and Yugi. They both blinked, then shrugged. It wasn't them.
Then they all turned to Tristan and Bakura. Both in a very fluffy, loving embrace, whilest sharing a tender kiss. Tea giggled, ready to start snapping pictures. Until Yami B scowled, and swiped her camera.
Yami frowned, which caused Yugi to blink, in confusion. "What is it, Yami?"
The Pharoah shook his head, "sure, they get to have theirs..." Yugi started to laugh, but not without blushing a bit.
Then a closet appeared out of nowhere. Kaiba grinned, and made a mad dash for it. Joey in tow. Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Kaiba!?"
"Where are you going?" Tea asked, confused.
"Over here..."
"Hey man! Don't I get to agree or disagree!?" Joey demanded. Glowering at the strange-behaving Kaiba. The CEO kissed him firmly on the mouth.
Everyone blinked.
"Yes or no?" Kaiba asked, with a small smirk.
"Uhhh... gee, let me think...." Joey said, looking thoughtful. "Sure..." he said, with a shrug.
Annnnnd, they were off.
"MAYBE NO ONE NOTICED ME SAYING 'THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE'!?" Tea yelled.
"Well, if something is out there, maybe you should stop yelling, and maybe it'll leave us alone!" Yami B snapped.
"I'm scared!" Tea wailed. She stuck her arms out, "SOMEONE HOLD ME!"
Yami gently held Yugi. Yami B and YamiM both sat on either side of Malik, yawning. Tea anime sweatdropped, then glared at all of them.
"Is protecting a lady too much to ask for!?" she spat.
"What lady?" YamiM said, with a snicker.
~~~***~~~
Yugi yawned, snuggling closer to Yami, "so... how long do you think Kaiba gets his memory back?" he mumbled.
Yami shrugged, "who knows...?"
Yugi sighed, and hugged Yami, "I'm glad you're here... sure, it's kinda crowded, but the more the merrier, huh?" he said, brightly.
The Pharoah smiled, and held Yugi closer. "Yeah... the more the merrier..." he murmured.
~~~***~~~
"So... a kiss with Joey..." Bakura said, slowly, giving Tristan a small frown. Tristan, in return, gave him a small smile.
"Yeah, a kiss..."
"And you didn't tell me, because...?"
Tristan sighed, resting his cheek against Bakura's head, "well... I didn't think it was a big deal..." he replied.
"Not a big deal... kissing someone...?"
"It wasn't one of those passionate 'i-need-you-now' kinda things, Bakura... we were just kids... Joey said 'i wonder what it'd be like to kiss a friend'... I said I'm a friend, he says 'yeah, you are', so we kissed... like a peck... like this..." Tristan briefly touched his lips on Bakura's as an example. The kissee blinked.
Tristan smiled, "See? Not exactly something that'll knock your socks off, right?"
Bakura laughed, "I suppose not..." He blushed, "I'm sorry..."
"For what?"
"For... do I have to say it?"
"Nah..." Tristan grinned, "I understand... I do the same thing..." he said, with a shrug. Bakura sighed, nestling his head against Tristan's shoulder.
"We have to work on that..."
"Why?"
"Because... it... it's just strange..."
"What's strange?"
"I'm not saying it..."
"..........."
"Tristan...?"
"........ ai shiteimasu..."
Bakura smiled, then silently kissed Tristan.
~~~***~~~
"Ah, young love..." YamiM said, with a smirk, watching Tristan and Bakura.
"Young love, my foot..." Yami B said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Hmph, sounds like someone's jealous..." Malik commented, with a smirk, similar to YamiM's.
"No, I'm not... if Bakura's happy, that's fine... I was merely scoffing at the whole 'young love' phrase..." Yami B retorted.
"Why's that?" Malik and YamiM asked, confused.
"The Pharoah's over 5000 years old..."
"And...?"
"Yugi's a teenage mortal..."
"Point being...?"
Yami B rolled his eyes, "never mind..."
Then something started to howl. Everyone jumped. Tea shrieked, tugging at a helicopter door, trying to get in, hastily.
"Lift the handle, then pull the door and slide it over!" Malik snapped. Tea blinked, then did as she was told. She got in, but not before she stuck her tongue out at her 'helper'.
"... Sounds like Joey likes the new Kaiba..." YamiM said, with a smirk.
Yami B stood up, "get your mind out of the gutter... even Joey wouldn't howl during..." Then the thief got hit over the head, with a pinecone, keeping him from finishing his sentence. "Hey!" he yelped, he whirled around, glaring at his assailant. Yami.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"I would like to keep my aibou's mind pure, and devoid of dirty words," Yami retorted. Yami B rolled his eyes. Malik snickered.
"Shame, shame, Yami B..."
"So... anyways, the howling?" YamiM asked, impatiently.
Yugi blinked, "either a coyote or a wolf..."
"Which is worse?"
"Wolves, I think..."
"So maybe it's a coyote...?"
Yugi shrugged. Tristan and Bakura were walking back to the group. "Just a suggestion, maybe we should get Kaiba and Joey, and leave..." Tristan said, dryly.
"Oh hey, great idea! Let's trust our lives with a guy who only has Joey on his mind, now! And probably has no idea how to fly a helicopter..." YamiM said, rolling his eyes.
"We're not even sure if it's amnesia..." Bakura pointed out.
"Can't tell, either way... Joey's all he pays attention to..." Malik said, with an amused grin.
"JOEY! KAIBA! COME BACK, NOW!" Yami B hollered. There they were. Not as rumpled as the others expected. Their hair was a bit messy, but that was that.
Tristan walked up to Kaiba, "Kaiba... do you remember how to fly one of those?" he asked, pointing at the helicopter. Kaiba blinked, turning his attention away from Joey, and to the brunette.
"Fly what?"
"That... the helicopter... sound familiar?"
Kaiba blinked, looking at it, then shrugged, "I think so... I can fly them, huh?"
"Yeah... and we kinda wanna get off the ground, now... okay?"
"I say we just hit him again, see where it takes us from there..." Yami B said, sourly.
"Why're you complaining?" Bakura said, with a roll of his eyes, "you have your chamber to go to..."
"And it's really boring in there, too! Why don't you go in yours!?" Yami B suggested. Bakura blinked.
"Me... go in my chamber...?" he said, slowly. Then he burst out laughing. Everyone blinked, in confusion.
Yami B pursed his lips, and walked away from his hikari. "A simple 'no' would've sufficed," he mumbled. He nodded at YamiM, and Yami. YamiM went to his chamber, no arguments, Getting too tiring to do that. Yami kissed Yugi's forehead, gently, then went to his own chamber. As did Yami B.
Kaiba climbed in, and everyone else got in their regular seating arrangements. Time to try again. Even if they were lacking fuel, better than sticking around here, correct?
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Nanaki: I'LL SELL MY ALMIGHTY SPOONS OF HENTAI FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ONE MILLION ZENI!!!
Kaiba: *blinks* "zeni"?
Nanashi: currency from the land of DBZ...
Kaiba: oh... *anime sweatdrops* I don't think your spoons are worth that much...
Nanaki: okay, even better! get Kaiba-kun to kiss me,and I'll hand it over for free! *squeals*
Kaiba: *shakes his head* no!!!
Nanashi: *shrugs* I don't think anyone'll do it for a spoon, anyways...
Nanaki: *shrugs* my spoons are very powerful! watch! Yami, c'mere!
Yami: *yawns as he walks in*
Nanaki: *grins and waves the spoon at Yami*
Yami: *blinks... then goes into a trance*
Nanaki: okay ^_^ now, Yugi...?
Yugi: *walks in, blinking cutely* yes?
Nanashi: *narrows her eyes* you hurt Yugi, Nanaki, and I'll...!
Kaiba: down girl...
Nanaki: nah, I won't hurt him, watch... *waves the spoon at Yugi*
Yami&Yugi: *jump into a passionate embrace*
Kaiba&Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* uhhhhhhhh...
Nanaki: impressive, huh? ^_____^
Yugi: *gasps* Yami...!
Yami: *moans* Yugi!
Kaiba: *blinks* uhh, what was the rating for this?
Nanashi: ..... PG-13... *turns red* NANAKI!
Nanaki: *laughs, evilly*
Yami&Yugi: *fall to the floor, the sound of their clothing being ripped can be heard*
Nanaki: *grins, evilly* mwahahahahahaha! not so light and innocent now, are ya!?
Nanashi: *turns fire-engine red and smacks Nanaki* YOU HENTAI! *walks out, stiffly*
Kaiba: *shakes his head, and drags Nanaki out, too*
Nanaki: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Kaiba: damn pixi stix... *turns red when he hears Yami and Yugi, so he slams the door*
Nanaki: it's missing something when it's done that way...
Kaiba: *blinks* you have any idea how many Jou plushies I got...
Nanaki: *grins* a lot...?
Kaiba: yes...
Nanaki: and you like 'em! admit it! ^________^
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* ...........
Nanashi: *wallops Nanaki with a foam bat* no badgering...
Nanaki: ACK! *falls over* @.@ *jumps back up, holding a badger at Kaiba, and starts to giggle*
Nanashi: okay, bad puns aside... Kaiba?
Kaiba: *blinks, shoving the badger aside* Warnings? loads of sappiness, just so you all know... *shrugs*
Nanaki: none between Joey and Kaiba... because of Nana-chan! *wallops Nana-chan with a foam bat*
Nanashi: anime sweatdrops* ack! what!? *glares, and hands Nanaki some pixi stix* eat up, and stop complaining... *sticks tongue out* sorry for the long wait... I noticed that if I concentrate too much on one fic, I start losing interest in it... and, unfortunately, I almost did...
Kaiba: *blinks* well, that was oddly serious... who are you and what've you done with Nanashi?!
Nanaki: *grins* have some pixi stix, Nana-chan!
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* NO!
Nanashi: *blinks* ........ uhhhhh, maybe later ^_^()
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! no, damnit!
Nanashi&Nanaki: language...!
Kaiba: *blinks* geez, sorry...
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"GET HIM AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!" Joey was yelling, as he ran away from Kaiba.
"COME BACK! I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU! I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU!" Kaiba cried, running after him.
"Well, now what...? whatever's wrong with Kaiba, I don't think he'll be able to fly with it..." Bakura said, with a shake of his head.
Tristan frowned, "point taken..." he murmured.
"A LOTTA HELP YOU GUYS ARE!" Joey hollered, running past.
"JOEY! COME BACK!"
Yugi blinked, "I wonder what happened..." then he glanced at Yami. "How hard did you hit him, anyways?"
Yami anime sweatdropped, "I-I don't know..."
"It was Tea, not Yami..." Yami B said, with a sigh.
"Guys! Stay near the helicopter..." Bakura called, with a small smile. Joey turned, and started running back towards the group, Kaiba followed. At least they listened.
"Maybe amnesia?" Malik suggested, with a shrug.
"Possibly... Tea, what'd you hit him with?" Yami asked.
Tea merely pointed down at her feet. Her shoe? Well, that must've been pleasant.
"Note to self, Tea's shoe is a lethal weapon..." YamiM said, dryly. He ignored Tea's glare.
"ACK!"
~WHUMP~
".... Annnnnnnd, Joey was caught again..." Tristan commented, with a shake of his head, smiling slightly.
"I DON'T NEED COMMENTARIES! GET HIM OFF!" Joey shouted.
"Joey! I want you to know! I dream of you, every night!" Kaiba declared. Everyone anime sweatdropped, staring at Kaiba, as if he were crazy.
"Really?" Joey asked. "Man, what do you eat before you go to bed?"
"Kaiba, down boy... Joey's not that kinda guy..." Yugi called, with a small laugh.
"YUGE! WHO'S SIDE YOU ON!?" Joey wailed.
"... I-I'm sorry, Joey... I had no idea... th-that you were so shy..." Kaiba said, blushing, and backing off. Joey stared at him, dumbfounded. Then he started to nod.
"Uhhh, yeah... yeah, I'm not that kinda guy..."
Kaiba watched him for a second. Then he scooted closer to the blonde, "well... what kind of guy are you?" he asked, eyeing him. Joey anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhhh, slow... I don't like takin things fast... okay?" he said, nervously.
"How slow?" Kaiba asked, his voice taking on a seductive edge. Better still, or worse still,(depends on your point of view), Kaiba was inching closer.
"Erk... well, uhhhh... really slow! And I'm talking REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAL slow, if you know what I mean...!" Joey said, hastily.
"Oh really...?" Kaiba asked, closing in.
"Ack... uhhhhh, WAAAAAAAAAY slower than you're goin now, ya know... and uhhh..." Joey started to sputter, leaning back, away from Kaiba.
"Alright, loverboy, cool the hormones..." Tristan said, pulling Kaiba back, slightly.
Kaiba blinked, then glared at Tristan. He jumped to his feet, "So..."
Tristan blinked, "what?"
The CEO's blue eyes flashed, "you want Joey to yourself, huh!?" he accused.
"WHAT!?" Tristan and Joey asked, in shock.
Yami B anime sweatdropped, as his hikari's eyes darkened. "Bakura?" the silver-haired teenager ignored him, as he started for Kaiba.
"ACK! AIBOU, NO!" Yami B cried, trying to hold his light back.
"ADMIT IT!" Kaiba snarled.
Yugi anime sweatdropped at Bakura. "Uhhh, Kaiba... no, that's not the case! Tristan and Joey are best friends, nothing more, nothing less..."
"Sure, 'friends'..." Kaiba scoffed. "How many times have you fantasized about Joey, huh!?" he challenged.
Tristan shrugged, "once or twice."
Everyone froze.
"I'm kidding! I never have, and most likely never will..." Tristan said, with a roll of his eyes, Joey anime sweatdropped.
"I dunno whether to be insulted, or relieved..."
".... Malik... help..." Yami B pleaded. His aibou was a lot stronger, when jealousy sank in. Malik blinked, then ran over, grabbing Bakura's other arm.
"Hey, Bakura... calm down...!" they both cried.
Yami anime sweatdropped, and glanced at Yugi, "aibou, you mind if I do something out of the ordinary?"
Yugi blinked, "how out of the ordinary...?"
Yami quickly whispered his plans to the smaller boy. Blinking, Yugi shrugged, "go ahead... it is for a worthy cause..." he joked.
Yami smiled, then ran up to Joey, pulling him down, and planted a kiss on his lips. Tea grinned, widely as she whipped out her camera, and started snapping pictures.
Joey stared at Yami in shock.
"Oh great... we stumbled into a soap opera..." YamiM said, with a roll of his eyes. Kaiba growled, and lunged at Yami.
"ACK!"
Yami was holding onto Joey.
"WHOA!"
Bakura leapt at Kaiba.
"WHAT TH...?!"
Yami B and Malik were still holding onto Bakura, too.
"YOW!"
"HEY!"
Tristan, Yugi, YamiM, and Tea stared at the sight before them. Joey had two of the top duelists duking it out on top of him. Bakura was pummeling Kaiba. Yami B and Malik were trying to pull them apart.
Finally they paused, glaring at Tristan and YamiM. "CARE TO HELP!?"
Shrugging, both of them ran in. Tea blinked, then sighed.
"And to think, all this happened because of my shoe..."
Yugi frowned at Tea, "yeah... you should be ashamed of yourself, Tea..."
Tea blinked, looking confused. But it was only for a second. Then she smiled, and hugged Yugi.
"Awwww, too cute when you're trying to be mad!"
Yugi anime sweatdropped, then slapped his forehead, in exasperation.
"WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP!?" Joey shouted, pushing Yami and Kaiba off of himself. "First thing's first! Tristan and me, are just friends! Nothing more! Maybe BEST, but no more than that!"
Kaiba paused, staring at Joey. He and Yami still literally at each other's throats. But Kaiba looked assured now, at least. As did Bakura.
Joey looked thoughtful for a second. "Well wait, there was that one kiss, back in eighth grade... under those bleachers... but that was because I wanted to see what..."
Tristan was making a slashing motion at his neck with his hand. "SHUT UP!" he mouthed. Too late. Bakura went back to pummeling Kaiba, whom was trying to fight Yami.
YamiM anime sweatdropped, "I'm confused..."
Yami B rolled his eyes, "big surprise... Bakura's angry at Kaiba for accusing Tristan and Joey of having a relationship, Kaiba's angry at Yami for kissing Joey... and..." the thief anime sweatdropped. "Why're you confused? It's very simple..."
YamiM shrugged, "shouldn't Bakura be attacking Joey, instead of Kaiba...?"
"Point taken...." Bakura declared.
"... YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH!" Joey shouted, now getting attacked by Bakura. YamiM blinked.
"Oops..."
"Ummmm, guys..." Tea called.
"WHAT!?" they all snapped.
"There's something out there..." she said, nervously stepping closer to the helicopter.
"Like what?" they all demanded.
"I don't know! If I knew, I wouldn't say 'something'! I WOULD SPECIFY!"
The guys anime sweatdropped. Then glanced at one another, then they looked at Yugi, in case he knew something. He merely shrugged, helplessly. So they all looked back at Tea.
"You losing your mind?"
Tristan sighed, pulling Bakura away from Joey. Malik and Yami B pulled Yami away from Kaiba. Yami M helped Joey up, then got glared at. So, the yami stepped back, allowing Kaiba to hug Joey, protectively. To Joey's discomfort.
Everyone was now looking around, nervously. Oh sure, it was a basic meadow kinda setting. Long grass, dark green pine trees all around. Oh, and don't forget the ten people in the middle of the meadow.
"... A smorgasboard..." Joey muttered. Then he anime sweatdropped as the air softened, and pale pink, and light blue bubbles, with the glitter appeared. The air was filled with the familiar instrumental music again. Joey grimaced.
"Guys, not now!" he said, impatiently. He, along with everyone else, looked at Yami and Yugi. They both blinked, then shrugged. It wasn't them.
Then they all turned to Tristan and Bakura. Both in a very fluffy, loving embrace, whilest sharing a tender kiss. Tea giggled, ready to start snapping pictures. Until Yami B scowled, and swiped her camera.
Yami frowned, which caused Yugi to blink, in confusion. "What is it, Yami?"
The Pharoah shook his head, "sure, they get to have theirs..." Yugi started to laugh, but not without blushing a bit.
Then a closet appeared out of nowhere. Kaiba grinned, and made a mad dash for it. Joey in tow. Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Kaiba!?"
"Where are you going?" Tea asked, confused.
"Over here..."
"Hey man! Don't I get to agree or disagree!?" Joey demanded. Glowering at the strange-behaving Kaiba. The CEO kissed him firmly on the mouth.
Everyone blinked.
"Yes or no?" Kaiba asked, with a small smirk.
"Uhhh... gee, let me think...." Joey said, looking thoughtful. "Sure..." he said, with a shrug.
Annnnnd, they were off.
"MAYBE NO ONE NOTICED ME SAYING 'THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE'!?" Tea yelled.
"Well, if something is out there, maybe you should stop yelling, and maybe it'll leave us alone!" Yami B snapped.
"I'm scared!" Tea wailed. She stuck her arms out, "SOMEONE HOLD ME!"
Yami gently held Yugi. Yami B and YamiM both sat on either side of Malik, yawning. Tea anime sweatdropped, then glared at all of them.
"Is protecting a lady too much to ask for!?" she spat.
"What lady?" YamiM said, with a snicker.
~~~***~~~
Yugi yawned, snuggling closer to Yami, "so... how long do you think Kaiba gets his memory back?" he mumbled.
Yami shrugged, "who knows...?"
Yugi sighed, and hugged Yami, "I'm glad you're here... sure, it's kinda crowded, but the more the merrier, huh?" he said, brightly.
The Pharoah smiled, and held Yugi closer. "Yeah... the more the merrier..." he murmured.
~~~***~~~
"So... a kiss with Joey..." Bakura said, slowly, giving Tristan a small frown. Tristan, in return, gave him a small smile.
"Yeah, a kiss..."
"And you didn't tell me, because...?"
Tristan sighed, resting his cheek against Bakura's head, "well... I didn't think it was a big deal..." he replied.
"Not a big deal... kissing someone...?"
"It wasn't one of those passionate 'i-need-you-now' kinda things, Bakura... we were just kids... Joey said 'i wonder what it'd be like to kiss a friend'... I said I'm a friend, he says 'yeah, you are', so we kissed... like a peck... like this..." Tristan briefly touched his lips on Bakura's as an example. The kissee blinked.
Tristan smiled, "See? Not exactly something that'll knock your socks off, right?"
Bakura laughed, "I suppose not..." He blushed, "I'm sorry..."
"For what?"
"For... do I have to say it?"
"Nah..." Tristan grinned, "I understand... I do the same thing..." he said, with a shrug. Bakura sighed, nestling his head against Tristan's shoulder.
"We have to work on that..."
"Why?"
"Because... it... it's just strange..."
"What's strange?"
"I'm not saying it..."
"..........."
"Tristan...?"
"........ ai shiteimasu..."
Bakura smiled, then silently kissed Tristan.
~~~***~~~
"Ah, young love..." YamiM said, with a smirk, watching Tristan and Bakura.
"Young love, my foot..." Yami B said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Hmph, sounds like someone's jealous..." Malik commented, with a smirk, similar to YamiM's.
"No, I'm not... if Bakura's happy, that's fine... I was merely scoffing at the whole 'young love' phrase..." Yami B retorted.
"Why's that?" Malik and YamiM asked, confused.
"The Pharoah's over 5000 years old..."
"And...?"
"Yugi's a teenage mortal..."
"Point being...?"
Yami B rolled his eyes, "never mind..."
Then something started to howl. Everyone jumped. Tea shrieked, tugging at a helicopter door, trying to get in, hastily.
"Lift the handle, then pull the door and slide it over!" Malik snapped. Tea blinked, then did as she was told. She got in, but not before she stuck her tongue out at her 'helper'.
"... Sounds like Joey likes the new Kaiba..." YamiM said, with a smirk.
Yami B stood up, "get your mind out of the gutter... even Joey wouldn't howl during..." Then the thief got hit over the head, with a pinecone, keeping him from finishing his sentence. "Hey!" he yelped, he whirled around, glaring at his assailant. Yami.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"I would like to keep my aibou's mind pure, and devoid of dirty words," Yami retorted. Yami B rolled his eyes. Malik snickered.
"Shame, shame, Yami B..."
"So... anyways, the howling?" YamiM asked, impatiently.
Yugi blinked, "either a coyote or a wolf..."
"Which is worse?"
"Wolves, I think..."
"So maybe it's a coyote...?"
Yugi shrugged. Tristan and Bakura were walking back to the group. "Just a suggestion, maybe we should get Kaiba and Joey, and leave..." Tristan said, dryly.
"Oh hey, great idea! Let's trust our lives with a guy who only has Joey on his mind, now! And probably has no idea how to fly a helicopter..." YamiM said, rolling his eyes.
"We're not even sure if it's amnesia..." Bakura pointed out.
"Can't tell, either way... Joey's all he pays attention to..." Malik said, with an amused grin.
"JOEY! KAIBA! COME BACK, NOW!" Yami B hollered. There they were. Not as rumpled as the others expected. Their hair was a bit messy, but that was that.
Tristan walked up to Kaiba, "Kaiba... do you remember how to fly one of those?" he asked, pointing at the helicopter. Kaiba blinked, turning his attention away from Joey, and to the brunette.
"Fly what?"
"That... the helicopter... sound familiar?"
Kaiba blinked, looking at it, then shrugged, "I think so... I can fly them, huh?"
"Yeah... and we kinda wanna get off the ground, now... okay?"
"I say we just hit him again, see where it takes us from there..." Yami B said, sourly.
"Why're you complaining?" Bakura said, with a roll of his eyes, "you have your chamber to go to..."
"And it's really boring in there, too! Why don't you go in yours!?" Yami B suggested. Bakura blinked.
"Me... go in my chamber...?" he said, slowly. Then he burst out laughing. Everyone blinked, in confusion.
Yami B pursed his lips, and walked away from his hikari. "A simple 'no' would've sufficed," he mumbled. He nodded at YamiM, and Yami. YamiM went to his chamber, no arguments, Getting too tiring to do that. Yami kissed Yugi's forehead, gently, then went to his own chamber. As did Yami B.
Kaiba climbed in, and everyone else got in their regular seating arrangements. Time to try again. Even if they were lacking fuel, better than sticking around here, correct?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nanaki: I'LL SELL MY ALMIGHTY SPOONS OF HENTAI FOR THE LOW PRICE OF ONE MILLION ZENI!!!
Kaiba: *blinks* "zeni"?
Nanashi: currency from the land of DBZ...
Kaiba: oh... *anime sweatdrops* I don't think your spoons are worth that much...
Nanaki: okay, even better! get Kaiba-kun to kiss me,and I'll hand it over for free! *squeals*
Kaiba: *shakes his head* no!!!
Nanashi: *shrugs* I don't think anyone'll do it for a spoon, anyways...
Nanaki: *shrugs* my spoons are very powerful! watch! Yami, c'mere!
Yami: *yawns as he walks in*
Nanaki: *grins and waves the spoon at Yami*
Yami: *blinks... then goes into a trance*
Nanaki: okay ^_^ now, Yugi...?
Yugi: *walks in, blinking cutely* yes?
Nanashi: *narrows her eyes* you hurt Yugi, Nanaki, and I'll...!
Kaiba: down girl...
Nanaki: nah, I won't hurt him, watch... *waves the spoon at Yugi*
Yami&Yugi: *jump into a passionate embrace*
Kaiba&Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* uhhhhhhhh...
Nanaki: impressive, huh? ^_____^
Yugi: *gasps* Yami...!
Yami: *moans* Yugi!
Kaiba: *blinks* uhh, what was the rating for this?
Nanashi: ..... PG-13... *turns red* NANAKI!
Nanaki: *laughs, evilly*
Yami&Yugi: *fall to the floor, the sound of their clothing being ripped can be heard*
Nanaki: *grins, evilly* mwahahahahahaha! not so light and innocent now, are ya!?
Nanashi: *turns fire-engine red and smacks Nanaki* YOU HENTAI! *walks out, stiffly*
Kaiba: *shakes his head, and drags Nanaki out, too*
Nanaki: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Kaiba: damn pixi stix... *turns red when he hears Yami and Yugi, so he slams the door*