Disclaimer: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... not mine! not hers! not his! Yu-Gi-
Oh!, and the characters, were created by someone else, so that's that!
neener neener neener!
Nanashi: Nanaki, forgive me, but that was lacking in maturity...
Nanaki: well DUH! *snickers, and runs in squares!*
Nanashi: what? circles aren't good enough any more? *blinks* where's Kaiba...?
Kaiba: *walks in, in a trance, right up to Nanaki*
Nanaki: hiya, Kaiba-kun! ^___^
Nanashi: *blinks*
Kaiba: *kisses Nanaki*
Nanashi: .......... well, that was unexpected...
Nanaki: *faints*
Kaiba: *snaps out of it* what happened?
Nanashi: Nanaki's at your feet... take a guess...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what?
Nanaki: *jumps back up* KAIBA KISSED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *squeals and runs in triangles* THANKS SO MUCH, *blinks* wait, who did that?
Kaiba: *wipes off his lips* ................ it was Karalen the Wood Elf's... *spits to the side* evil hentai powder...
Nanaki: thanks so much Karalen the Wood Elf! here ya go! *hands Inashu an Almighty Spoon of Hentai* ooh ooh! I wanna try this, 'cause La La Land said it would work!! ahem... Seto, darling, kiss me once, for any times sake...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, then kisses Nanaki again*
Nanashi: oh for... *slaps her forehead*
Nanaki: ^_____^ mwahahahahahahaha! dun be jealous Nana-chan! *hands La La Land an Almighty Spoon of Hentai* thank ya! use it in good health... *blinks* here ya go Daisy! *hands Daisy and Nuva some Almighty Spoons of Hentai* I GOTS PIXI STIX! AND ZENI! WAI!!!! *dives in a pile of zeni and pixi stix*
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* "jealous"? *whips out a foam bat* care to repeat that!? *lunges at Nanaki*
Nanaki: ack! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *runs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, and wipes off his lips, again* oh yeah... Warnings: ....... no idea... shounen-ai most likely... *folds his arms, glaring defiantly at Chang Meiling* you wouldn't dare *anime sweatdrops* but I can't take that chance... *grabs Nanaki, while she's running by, and kisses her again*
Nanaki: ACK! *swoons* ^.^
Nanashi: *rolls her eyes* well that ruined the whole effect, Kaiba...
Kaiba: *tries to stand Nanaki back up* you think I wanna kiss her?
Nanaki: *falls over, in a swoony-like way*
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, grabbing an Almighty Spoon of Hentai, and hands it to Chang Meiling* there... anyways... can we begin the chapter...? thank you
Nanashi: *snickers* sure thing, Kaiba...
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"Well... this was fun... whatta field trip, so far, huh!?" Malik asked, sarcastically.
"Leave the whole 'complainin-'bout-the-trip' to Kaiba, huh...?" Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Kaiba! I thought you could fly these things!" Malik yelled.
"I never said I could... you guys assumed I could..." Kaiba replied, with an innocent shrug.
"You said you could!"
"Malik, calm down... we all know Kaiba's not himself... and I don't think it's that bad..."
"True, Bakura! It's worse! We're upside down! and..." Malik paused, sniffing, "what is that?"
"Wasn't me..." Joey joked.
"You're sure?" Malik asked, sarcastically. Then he sniffed again, "it- it's... it's smoke... AH! NOW WE'RE GONNA BURN AND DIE!"
"You never know... we might die first, THEN burn..." Tristan said, dryly.
"No, we're not doing either! You just gotta keep a positive outlook on things, and believe in your friends, and..."
"Tea..." Malik said, calmly.
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP!"
Kaiba blinked, then undid his safety belt, and fell out of his seat, to the floor. Or ceiling. Depends on your point of view,
"Hey! way t' be, Kaiba! Now how 'bout gettin us down?" Joey said, eagerly. Kaiba blinked, then he smirked, directly in front of Joey, whom was hanging upside down. Joey anime sweatdropped.
"What's up?"
"If I help you down, what do I get in return?" Kaiba asked, smoothly.
Joey turned fire-engine red, "huh!?"
"Give him a make-out session! Get us down!" Malik shouted.
"Well, nice to see you can keep a cool head in these kind of situations, Malik..." Tristan commented, with a roll of his eyes.
Bakura sighed, "I don't see how we got caught..." he muttered, looking around. Then he looked at Tristan, "are you holding onto me?"
Tristan shrugged, with a wry smile, "can you blame me?"
Bakura rolled his eyes, playfully, and looked around. No, Tristan wasn't holding him. Weird, why were they like this then? Maybe because Bakura and Malik got tangled in the cords and belts. Yeah, that might be it.
Then Yugi managed to get down, and started helping everyone get loose. Except for Joey. Why? Because Kaiba was trying to bargain with Joey at the moment.
"... Alright, kiss me whenever, now get me down...!" Joey said, impatiently. Kaiba smiled, then nodded, and helped Joey get down.
"Well, nice to see Kaiba hasn't lost his business know-how..." Bakura commented. The group clambered out of the upside-down helicopter, and calmly started to walk away from the wreckage.
~FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!~
Another nice explosion to add to their list...
~~~***~~~
"Wanna know what sucks?" Malik said, bitterly.
"A vaccum...?" Joey asked, dryly.
"Hardy har har... fine, wanna know what stinks?"
"Garbage...?"
"You think you're cute, don't you?"
"I think he's cute!" Kaiba declared, glomping Joey.
"ACK! Kaiba!" Joey protested.
"My head's killing me..." Tea called, then started to whimper, holding her forehead.
"Shame on you, Tea's head... let someone else have that honour..." Kaiba said, simply, as he stepped away from Joey.
Yugi blinked, "you think Kaiba's back to normal?"
Tistan shook his head, "probably not... when did you ever seem him sarcastic?"
"Plenty of times..."
"Uhh, never mind... let's pretend it was a rhetorical question..."
"Ooh! Pretty flowers! Look, guys!" Tea cried, holding up tiny pink and orange flowers. And they looked kinda of like buttercups, well except for the color, of course...
"Yes, Tea... pretty flowers, may we move on, now?" Bakura asked.
"Lookie, and smellie!"
"Yes, you're smelly, now let's go!" Malik grumbled.
"No, smell!" Tea ordered, shoving the flowers into Bakura and Malik's faces. They both stumbled back, wiping off their faces.
"You okay, Bakura?" Tristan asked, his brow furrowed, with some concern. Bakura never answered as he brushed the pollen stuff off his nose.
"Smell, Yugi!" Tea squealed, shoving the flowers into Yugi's face as well.
Then in a nice glowing kind of flash the yamis appeared again. Always were good with the timing, weren't they?
"So, what happened this time?" Yami B asked, looking around.
"Kaiba crashed the helicopter..." Tristan said, with a shrug.
"Tristan!"
Tristan blinked, then got glomped by Bakura. "Uhhh, hey Bakura..."
"Hello, love..." Bakura greeted, smiling cutely.
"Wait! Kaiba crashed the helicopter!?" Yami B yelled, in disbelief.
Tristan never answered, as he watched Bakura, confused. "Hey... uhhh, you okay?" Bakura nodded, and snuggled up to the taller teenager.
Yami B blinked. "You feeling okay, aibou?" he asked, cautiously.
Bakura nodded, vigourously, his arms still latched around Tristan's waist. Everyone blinked, not looking any less confused.
"I think... Yugi's going through the same thing..." Yami said, slowly. Everyone turned to Yami and Yugi, seeing that Yugi was clinging to Yami, with about the same amount of affection Bakura was showing Tristan.
"I love you, Yami!" Yugi declared, nuzzling the Pharoah, lovingly.
Yami nodded, having experience with affectionate Yugi, replied, "thank you, aibou...I love you, too..."
"Wai!" Yugi said, in delight. Yami smiled, warmly. Aww, his hikari was too cute for words!
"What the hell...?" Malik asked, confused.
The others anime sweatdropped. Bakura was never this affectionate. At least not in front of others. And Yugi, well, maybe he was a bit of a different story...?
"Maybe it was something they ate...?" Kaiba suggested, wishing whatever it was, would affect Joey, too.
"We never ate in a while..." Yami M pointed out.
"But let's not resort to Cannibalism, huh? Because we're all friends here, right...? And..." Tea started to say.
"Tea..." Malik said, calmly.
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP!"
Tristan rolled his eyes, then turned back to Bakura, "Bakura?"
"Yes, love...?"
"You, uhhhh... are you okay? Seriously, you seem... not okay...?" Tristan said, slowly. Bakura looked up at him, smiling brightly, his eyes shining. Then he nodded.
"I'm fine..." he nuzzled Tristan, even making a small purring noise.
"Okay, I'm confused..." Yami B said, with a shake of his head.
"What got them like this?" Yami asked, unconsciously holding Yugi. Nope, he wasn't really minding at the moment.
Kaiba snatched the flowers from Tea, and examined it, perplexed. "Never seen flowers like these before..." he murmured. Yami walked over, still holding Yugi, and examined the flowers.
"Neither have I..."
Kaiba blinked, and held the flowers out to Yugi. The little cutie sniffed them, then hugged Yami again, with full force, and gave him a small kiss on the cheek. The Pharoah started to blush.
And of course the other two yamis found that amusing. Which Yami glared at.
"Just a hunch here, but maybe it's the flowers...?" Malik suggested, with a shrug. Tea blinked.
"How could it be the flowers!?" she demanded.
"If I knew, I wouldn't say it was a 'hunch' now, would I?"
Then three hikers appeared, making their way to the group. My, how convenient. "Hey! Look, they found some!" a girl with brown hair yelled, happily.
"Alright! Cross uke-nip off the list!" the black-headed guy declared.
"Gotcha, cap'n..." the blonde girl said, with an affirming nod, as she took out a piece of paper. And crossed something off of it, with a pen.
Everyone anime sweatdropped, at the sudden appearance of other people.
"Uhhh, hey... what're you guys doin way out here?" Joey asked, confused.
"We're on a scavenger hunt! and thanks for finding us one of the things on the list...!" the brown-haired girl said, cheerfully.
"Uke-nip...?" Kaiba asked, with a raised eyebrow.
The guy of the trio nodded, "yup, uke-nip... and, uhhhh," he paused, looking at Yugi and Bakura. "Hey there..."
"Hands off..." Yami and Tristan said, icily. Only to get hugged, tightly, for their protectiveness, most likely.
"Oh, uhhh, never... I'd never touch another guy's... uhhh..." the guy anime sweatdropped, unsure of how to finish his sentence.
"Another guy's uke! duh..." one of the girl's said, cheerfully. "He's not comfortable with yaoi stuff..."
"Then he's an enemy!" Tea declared, and swung her camera over her head, in a threatening manner.
Everyone but Yugi and Bakura anime sweatdropped.
"Then why the 'hey there'...?" Tristan asked, dryly, glaring at the guy.
"Huh!? Oh, not like that, I was gonna say 'hey there, you two feeling alright?'... uhhh, those two with you guys?" the guy asked.
"Yes..." Yami answered, with a shrug.
"Thank ya, Yami!" Yugi said, huggling Yami somemore. Yami blinked, then smiled and returned the hug.
"Wow..." the guy said, with a raised eyebrow.
"Andy here knows all about the plantlife out here..." the blonde girl said, with a nod.
"Well, good for him..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
The guy, Andy, blinked and picked up the weird flowers, "you didn't make any of them smell this, did you?" he asked, slowly.
Everyone but Yugi and Bakura pointed at Tea. Whom anime sweatdropped.
Andy frowned, thoughtfully, "hmmm..."
Tristan blinked, "maybe you can explain why Bakura's acting like this..." he suggested, looking a bit impatient.
"You don't mind how he's acting, do you?" Andy asked, with a grin.
Tristan smirked, "that's none of your business... but still..."
Andy snickered, "alright, point taken..." he said, smiling warmly, causing Bakura to glare at Andy. Whom anime sweatdropped, and backed up a bit, "uhhhh, this is uke-nip... any uke who smells it gets kinda... uhhhh..." Andy paused, trying to think up the right words.
"Get kinda out of it..." the brown-haired girl and the blonde girl finished, in unison.
"Huh?"
Andy grinned, "it only affects an uke, so no worries..."
"How long?" Yami asked.
"... Is a chinese name..." Malik finished, then burst out laughing.
"He said 'how long'... now Hao Long..." Yami B said, snickering.
"Well, that ruined the joke..." Malik muttered.
"Oh, I get it!" YamiM said, after a moment. Then started to laugh hysterically. Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Names please..." Kaiba asked, after a moment. "Unless we all wanna call each other 'some-characteristic-and-gender'..."
"Oh yeah! I'm Andy, that's Minako, and Makoto..." Andy said, pointing at the girls.
"Hiya..."
"Hello..."
"Oh... well, I'm Kaiba, that's Joey... And there's Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Tristan, Tea, Malik, and Yamis M and B..."
"Pleasure to meet ya..."
"So, just out of curiousity... these uke-nip flowers..." Tristan said, his brow furrowed, "how long do they last?"
"Eh, a couple hours..."
"Any bad effects?" Yami asked, with a scowl.
"Yami's just a bit protective about Yugi..." Tea whispered, with a giggle. Minako and Makoto both snickered.
"Don't blame him... he looks like such a cutie..."
"Isn't he, though?"
"Not necessarily..." Andy was saying, answering Yami's question. "They might hallucinate a bit, but as long as the uke sticks close to their seme, they should be fine..."
"Looks like you have your work cut out for you..." Yami B said, giving Tristan a slightly smug look. Tristan shrugged.
"I can help if ya want, Yuge... uhh, Yami, I mean..." Joey offered.
"No, it's alright, Joey..." Yami said, with a shrug.
"You have your own problems, Joey..." Malik hissed. Joey blinked.
"Huh?" the blonde glanced at Kaiba, who was strolling up to Joey, in an overly-chalant way, something behind his back. Uke-nip, most likely, Joey realized.
"Joey... smell the flowers!" Kaiba ordered, and lunged at Joey, brandishing the flowers like it was a weapon.
"I knew it... AUGH!" Joey yelled, then turned and fled.
"JOEY! WHAT'S ONE SNIFF?!"
"DAMNIT, KAIBA! WHY CAN'T YOU BE YOU, AGAIN!?"
"Malik, didn't you smell the stuff?" Tea asked, confused.
"I held my breath... I don't like flowers..." Malik replied, with a shrug.
"Gotta wonder... who's uke would Malik be, anyways?" Yami asked, with a small smirk. Yami B and YamiM anime sweatdropped. Then glared at each other.
Malik blinked, just a bit clueless.
"Well, it was nice meeting you guys..." Andy said, cheerfully. "C' mon Minako, Makoto... what's next on the list?"
Minako took out a list, and read it, "hmmm, a charred helicopter blade...?" she blinked. "Where we gonna find that?"
Everyone pointed to the direction they just came, "over the hill, next to the oak tree and the creek..." they said, in perfect unison. The scavengers anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhh, thanks... well, bye now..." they turned and headed in the direction they were pointed to.
Then our particular group started walking away. Tristan blinked, noticing Bakura wasn't gonna move on his own, anytime soon, so... he scooped up Bakura, and started carrying him after the others. Yami was carrying his Yugi, too.
"Oh yeah... watch out for the seme-nip, too!" Andy called, cheerfully.
Yami, Kaiba, and Tristan anime sweatdropped.
~~~***~~~
"RABID TREESTUMP!" Bakura yelled, pointing at... a treestump. Everyone blinked, then glanced at Bakura, mildly concerned for his mental health.
"You feeling okay?" Malik asked, cautiously.
"IT'S A RABID TREESTUMP! AUGH!" Bakura ran towards the trees, hastily.
"Bakura, no, it's...!" Tristan called. Then he sighed, and ran after Bakura, again.
"They weren't kidding about the hallucinations, were they...?" Tea asked, blinking.
"We have no order whatsoever..." Yami B said, with disgust, ignoring Tea's question.
"Huh?"
"Tristan and Yami are too busy looking after Bakura and Yugi... and Bakura and Yugi were our voices of reason..."
"Well, what about Kaiba... he's a good voice of reason..." YamiM suggested.
"Not right now, he isn't..." Malik commented.
"DAMNIT, KAIBA! GET AWAY!" Joey yelled, running from Kaiba, and the uke-nip.
"JOEY, C' MON! IT'S JUST FLOWERS!" Kaiba coaxed, while at Joey's heels.
"SOMEONE HIT HIM ON THE HEAD, ALREADY!"
Nobody answered, since they were too busy thinking at the moment.
"Maybe we should just set up camp for the night..." Tea suggested.
"I don't get it..." Yami said, with a shake of his head, as he walked back to the others, holding Yugi, after finally getting him down from another tree.
"What's not to get?" Yami B asked, with a sigh.
"Awwwww, Yugi looks so cute!" Tea gushed.
Yugi was curled up in Yami's arms, snuggled up to him, smiling contently. Even making soft purring noises.
"Why climb a tree? What's the purpose of that?" the Pharoah asked.
"Safety..." Malik replied, with a shrug. "Duh..."
"Bakura... come down... please?" Tristan was calling up to a tree. Bakura was clinging to a treebranch.
"No! Not until the rabid treestump leaves!"
Tristan sighed, and thought for a moment. Then he smiled. "I love you, Bakura... and I would never let anyone or anything hurt you... do you trust me?"
Bakura blinked, "yes..."
"So if I said I would protect you, you would believe me, wouldn't you?"
"Would you?"
"With all my strength... I swear..."
Bakura brightened, then climbed down at surprisingly fast speed. And instantly glomped Tristan, happily, once he got his feet back on the ground.
With a sigh of relief, Tristan carried Bakura back to the others. "So, come up with an idea, yet?" he asked.
"I say we camp out here..." Tea declared.
"I thought you hated camping...?" Yami asked, dryly.
Tea blinked, "I do... but I don't relly mind, because I get the tent, anyways..."
Tristan rolled his eyes, "that was back at Duelist Kingdom, when we had the stuff to camp with... we camp here, it's roughing it, all the way..."
Tea anime sweatdropped, "uhhhh, never mind then..."
"Thought so..."
YamiM nodded, "maybe we should go somewhere else without the nip stuff..." he suggested.
"Hey, that was the best idea you ever had!" Yami B declared, half- heartedly. YamiM started to nod, with pride, then blinked.
"HEY!" he glared at the tomb robber.
"Maybe we can go back to the road..." Malik said, simply.
"Huh?" Tea asked, in shock. "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! HOW CAN WE GET TO THE ROAD?!"
Malik pointed towards the thick brush. Then some lights, resembling headlights, almost 'drove' by. A ROAD!
Joey noticed, then laughed, happily. "YES! KAIBA, YOU DIDN'T SCREW- UP!"
Kaiba blinked, "what?" then Joey kissed him, out of celebration. And Kaiba, ever the cool, collected one... fainted, right there.
Everyone anime sweatdropped. Then shrugged, ah well.
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Nanashi: *growls*
Nanaki: uh-oh...
Kaiba: they made me kiss her, okay!?
Nanashi: that's not why I'm growling! *tugs at her hair* damnit all to...!
Kaiba: don't finish that sentence...
Nanashi: okay, okay... *bangs her head against the wall*
Nanaki: *giggles* hammer-head...
Nanashi: *frowns*
Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops, and whispers to the reader* frustration has a terrible effect on her...
Kaiba: *blinks* who'd notice?
Nanaki: Nana-chan?
Nanashi: *still banging her head* what...?
Nanaki: can I ask a question?
Nanashi: *more head banging against the wall* go ahead...
Nanaki: okay, everyone... this is about Tristan... he's like some ultimate seme! There's no pairing that I can think of where he'd be the uke...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *blinks, in confusion*
Nanaki: so...... is there anyone Tristan would be with, where he'd be the uke...? *blinks* please answer, cause I've been wonderin that for a while, now... thankies ^_^
Kaiba: uhhhh... I'll apologize on Nanashi's behalf... sorry about the long wait... she's uhh, running low on steam here...
Nanaki: *nods* yup yup...
Nanashi: you guys aren't helping...
Kaiba&Nanaki: sorry...
Nanashi: anywho... next one comin up... *stomps over to work on the next chapter, in a determined kinda way*
Nanashi: Nanaki, forgive me, but that was lacking in maturity...
Nanaki: well DUH! *snickers, and runs in squares!*
Nanashi: what? circles aren't good enough any more? *blinks* where's Kaiba...?
Kaiba: *walks in, in a trance, right up to Nanaki*
Nanaki: hiya, Kaiba-kun! ^___^
Nanashi: *blinks*
Kaiba: *kisses Nanaki*
Nanashi: .......... well, that was unexpected...
Nanaki: *faints*
Kaiba: *snaps out of it* what happened?
Nanashi: Nanaki's at your feet... take a guess...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what?
Nanaki: *jumps back up* KAIBA KISSED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *squeals and runs in triangles* THANKS SO MUCH, *blinks* wait, who did that?
Kaiba: *wipes off his lips* ................ it was Karalen the Wood Elf's... *spits to the side* evil hentai powder...
Nanaki: thanks so much Karalen the Wood Elf! here ya go! *hands Inashu an Almighty Spoon of Hentai* ooh ooh! I wanna try this, 'cause La La Land said it would work!! ahem... Seto, darling, kiss me once, for any times sake...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, then kisses Nanaki again*
Nanashi: oh for... *slaps her forehead*
Nanaki: ^_____^ mwahahahahahahaha! dun be jealous Nana-chan! *hands La La Land an Almighty Spoon of Hentai* thank ya! use it in good health... *blinks* here ya go Daisy! *hands Daisy and Nuva some Almighty Spoons of Hentai* I GOTS PIXI STIX! AND ZENI! WAI!!!! *dives in a pile of zeni and pixi stix*
Nanashi: *anime sweatdrops* "jealous"? *whips out a foam bat* care to repeat that!? *lunges at Nanaki*
Nanaki: ack! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *runs*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, and wipes off his lips, again* oh yeah... Warnings: ....... no idea... shounen-ai most likely... *folds his arms, glaring defiantly at Chang Meiling* you wouldn't dare *anime sweatdrops* but I can't take that chance... *grabs Nanaki, while she's running by, and kisses her again*
Nanaki: ACK! *swoons* ^.^
Nanashi: *rolls her eyes* well that ruined the whole effect, Kaiba...
Kaiba: *tries to stand Nanaki back up* you think I wanna kiss her?
Nanaki: *falls over, in a swoony-like way*
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes, grabbing an Almighty Spoon of Hentai, and hands it to Chang Meiling* there... anyways... can we begin the chapter...? thank you
Nanashi: *snickers* sure thing, Kaiba...
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"Well... this was fun... whatta field trip, so far, huh!?" Malik asked, sarcastically.
"Leave the whole 'complainin-'bout-the-trip' to Kaiba, huh...?" Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
"Kaiba! I thought you could fly these things!" Malik yelled.
"I never said I could... you guys assumed I could..." Kaiba replied, with an innocent shrug.
"You said you could!"
"Malik, calm down... we all know Kaiba's not himself... and I don't think it's that bad..."
"True, Bakura! It's worse! We're upside down! and..." Malik paused, sniffing, "what is that?"
"Wasn't me..." Joey joked.
"You're sure?" Malik asked, sarcastically. Then he sniffed again, "it- it's... it's smoke... AH! NOW WE'RE GONNA BURN AND DIE!"
"You never know... we might die first, THEN burn..." Tristan said, dryly.
"No, we're not doing either! You just gotta keep a positive outlook on things, and believe in your friends, and..."
"Tea..." Malik said, calmly.
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP!"
Kaiba blinked, then undid his safety belt, and fell out of his seat, to the floor. Or ceiling. Depends on your point of view,
"Hey! way t' be, Kaiba! Now how 'bout gettin us down?" Joey said, eagerly. Kaiba blinked, then he smirked, directly in front of Joey, whom was hanging upside down. Joey anime sweatdropped.
"What's up?"
"If I help you down, what do I get in return?" Kaiba asked, smoothly.
Joey turned fire-engine red, "huh!?"
"Give him a make-out session! Get us down!" Malik shouted.
"Well, nice to see you can keep a cool head in these kind of situations, Malik..." Tristan commented, with a roll of his eyes.
Bakura sighed, "I don't see how we got caught..." he muttered, looking around. Then he looked at Tristan, "are you holding onto me?"
Tristan shrugged, with a wry smile, "can you blame me?"
Bakura rolled his eyes, playfully, and looked around. No, Tristan wasn't holding him. Weird, why were they like this then? Maybe because Bakura and Malik got tangled in the cords and belts. Yeah, that might be it.
Then Yugi managed to get down, and started helping everyone get loose. Except for Joey. Why? Because Kaiba was trying to bargain with Joey at the moment.
"... Alright, kiss me whenever, now get me down...!" Joey said, impatiently. Kaiba smiled, then nodded, and helped Joey get down.
"Well, nice to see Kaiba hasn't lost his business know-how..." Bakura commented. The group clambered out of the upside-down helicopter, and calmly started to walk away from the wreckage.
~FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!~
Another nice explosion to add to their list...
~~~***~~~
"Wanna know what sucks?" Malik said, bitterly.
"A vaccum...?" Joey asked, dryly.
"Hardy har har... fine, wanna know what stinks?"
"Garbage...?"
"You think you're cute, don't you?"
"I think he's cute!" Kaiba declared, glomping Joey.
"ACK! Kaiba!" Joey protested.
"My head's killing me..." Tea called, then started to whimper, holding her forehead.
"Shame on you, Tea's head... let someone else have that honour..." Kaiba said, simply, as he stepped away from Joey.
Yugi blinked, "you think Kaiba's back to normal?"
Tistan shook his head, "probably not... when did you ever seem him sarcastic?"
"Plenty of times..."
"Uhh, never mind... let's pretend it was a rhetorical question..."
"Ooh! Pretty flowers! Look, guys!" Tea cried, holding up tiny pink and orange flowers. And they looked kinda of like buttercups, well except for the color, of course...
"Yes, Tea... pretty flowers, may we move on, now?" Bakura asked.
"Lookie, and smellie!"
"Yes, you're smelly, now let's go!" Malik grumbled.
"No, smell!" Tea ordered, shoving the flowers into Bakura and Malik's faces. They both stumbled back, wiping off their faces.
"You okay, Bakura?" Tristan asked, his brow furrowed, with some concern. Bakura never answered as he brushed the pollen stuff off his nose.
"Smell, Yugi!" Tea squealed, shoving the flowers into Yugi's face as well.
Then in a nice glowing kind of flash the yamis appeared again. Always were good with the timing, weren't they?
"So, what happened this time?" Yami B asked, looking around.
"Kaiba crashed the helicopter..." Tristan said, with a shrug.
"Tristan!"
Tristan blinked, then got glomped by Bakura. "Uhhh, hey Bakura..."
"Hello, love..." Bakura greeted, smiling cutely.
"Wait! Kaiba crashed the helicopter!?" Yami B yelled, in disbelief.
Tristan never answered, as he watched Bakura, confused. "Hey... uhhh, you okay?" Bakura nodded, and snuggled up to the taller teenager.
Yami B blinked. "You feeling okay, aibou?" he asked, cautiously.
Bakura nodded, vigourously, his arms still latched around Tristan's waist. Everyone blinked, not looking any less confused.
"I think... Yugi's going through the same thing..." Yami said, slowly. Everyone turned to Yami and Yugi, seeing that Yugi was clinging to Yami, with about the same amount of affection Bakura was showing Tristan.
"I love you, Yami!" Yugi declared, nuzzling the Pharoah, lovingly.
Yami nodded, having experience with affectionate Yugi, replied, "thank you, aibou...I love you, too..."
"Wai!" Yugi said, in delight. Yami smiled, warmly. Aww, his hikari was too cute for words!
"What the hell...?" Malik asked, confused.
The others anime sweatdropped. Bakura was never this affectionate. At least not in front of others. And Yugi, well, maybe he was a bit of a different story...?
"Maybe it was something they ate...?" Kaiba suggested, wishing whatever it was, would affect Joey, too.
"We never ate in a while..." Yami M pointed out.
"But let's not resort to Cannibalism, huh? Because we're all friends here, right...? And..." Tea started to say.
"Tea..." Malik said, calmly.
"Yeah?"
"SHUT UP!"
Tristan rolled his eyes, then turned back to Bakura, "Bakura?"
"Yes, love...?"
"You, uhhhh... are you okay? Seriously, you seem... not okay...?" Tristan said, slowly. Bakura looked up at him, smiling brightly, his eyes shining. Then he nodded.
"I'm fine..." he nuzzled Tristan, even making a small purring noise.
"Okay, I'm confused..." Yami B said, with a shake of his head.
"What got them like this?" Yami asked, unconsciously holding Yugi. Nope, he wasn't really minding at the moment.
Kaiba snatched the flowers from Tea, and examined it, perplexed. "Never seen flowers like these before..." he murmured. Yami walked over, still holding Yugi, and examined the flowers.
"Neither have I..."
Kaiba blinked, and held the flowers out to Yugi. The little cutie sniffed them, then hugged Yami again, with full force, and gave him a small kiss on the cheek. The Pharoah started to blush.
And of course the other two yamis found that amusing. Which Yami glared at.
"Just a hunch here, but maybe it's the flowers...?" Malik suggested, with a shrug. Tea blinked.
"How could it be the flowers!?" she demanded.
"If I knew, I wouldn't say it was a 'hunch' now, would I?"
Then three hikers appeared, making their way to the group. My, how convenient. "Hey! Look, they found some!" a girl with brown hair yelled, happily.
"Alright! Cross uke-nip off the list!" the black-headed guy declared.
"Gotcha, cap'n..." the blonde girl said, with an affirming nod, as she took out a piece of paper. And crossed something off of it, with a pen.
Everyone anime sweatdropped, at the sudden appearance of other people.
"Uhhh, hey... what're you guys doin way out here?" Joey asked, confused.
"We're on a scavenger hunt! and thanks for finding us one of the things on the list...!" the brown-haired girl said, cheerfully.
"Uke-nip...?" Kaiba asked, with a raised eyebrow.
The guy of the trio nodded, "yup, uke-nip... and, uhhhh," he paused, looking at Yugi and Bakura. "Hey there..."
"Hands off..." Yami and Tristan said, icily. Only to get hugged, tightly, for their protectiveness, most likely.
"Oh, uhhh, never... I'd never touch another guy's... uhhh..." the guy anime sweatdropped, unsure of how to finish his sentence.
"Another guy's uke! duh..." one of the girl's said, cheerfully. "He's not comfortable with yaoi stuff..."
"Then he's an enemy!" Tea declared, and swung her camera over her head, in a threatening manner.
Everyone but Yugi and Bakura anime sweatdropped.
"Then why the 'hey there'...?" Tristan asked, dryly, glaring at the guy.
"Huh!? Oh, not like that, I was gonna say 'hey there, you two feeling alright?'... uhhh, those two with you guys?" the guy asked.
"Yes..." Yami answered, with a shrug.
"Thank ya, Yami!" Yugi said, huggling Yami somemore. Yami blinked, then smiled and returned the hug.
"Wow..." the guy said, with a raised eyebrow.
"Andy here knows all about the plantlife out here..." the blonde girl said, with a nod.
"Well, good for him..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
The guy, Andy, blinked and picked up the weird flowers, "you didn't make any of them smell this, did you?" he asked, slowly.
Everyone but Yugi and Bakura pointed at Tea. Whom anime sweatdropped.
Andy frowned, thoughtfully, "hmmm..."
Tristan blinked, "maybe you can explain why Bakura's acting like this..." he suggested, looking a bit impatient.
"You don't mind how he's acting, do you?" Andy asked, with a grin.
Tristan smirked, "that's none of your business... but still..."
Andy snickered, "alright, point taken..." he said, smiling warmly, causing Bakura to glare at Andy. Whom anime sweatdropped, and backed up a bit, "uhhhh, this is uke-nip... any uke who smells it gets kinda... uhhhh..." Andy paused, trying to think up the right words.
"Get kinda out of it..." the brown-haired girl and the blonde girl finished, in unison.
"Huh?"
Andy grinned, "it only affects an uke, so no worries..."
"How long?" Yami asked.
"... Is a chinese name..." Malik finished, then burst out laughing.
"He said 'how long'... now Hao Long..." Yami B said, snickering.
"Well, that ruined the joke..." Malik muttered.
"Oh, I get it!" YamiM said, after a moment. Then started to laugh hysterically. Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Names please..." Kaiba asked, after a moment. "Unless we all wanna call each other 'some-characteristic-and-gender'..."
"Oh yeah! I'm Andy, that's Minako, and Makoto..." Andy said, pointing at the girls.
"Hiya..."
"Hello..."
"Oh... well, I'm Kaiba, that's Joey... And there's Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Tristan, Tea, Malik, and Yamis M and B..."
"Pleasure to meet ya..."
"So, just out of curiousity... these uke-nip flowers..." Tristan said, his brow furrowed, "how long do they last?"
"Eh, a couple hours..."
"Any bad effects?" Yami asked, with a scowl.
"Yami's just a bit protective about Yugi..." Tea whispered, with a giggle. Minako and Makoto both snickered.
"Don't blame him... he looks like such a cutie..."
"Isn't he, though?"
"Not necessarily..." Andy was saying, answering Yami's question. "They might hallucinate a bit, but as long as the uke sticks close to their seme, they should be fine..."
"Looks like you have your work cut out for you..." Yami B said, giving Tristan a slightly smug look. Tristan shrugged.
"I can help if ya want, Yuge... uhh, Yami, I mean..." Joey offered.
"No, it's alright, Joey..." Yami said, with a shrug.
"You have your own problems, Joey..." Malik hissed. Joey blinked.
"Huh?" the blonde glanced at Kaiba, who was strolling up to Joey, in an overly-chalant way, something behind his back. Uke-nip, most likely, Joey realized.
"Joey... smell the flowers!" Kaiba ordered, and lunged at Joey, brandishing the flowers like it was a weapon.
"I knew it... AUGH!" Joey yelled, then turned and fled.
"JOEY! WHAT'S ONE SNIFF?!"
"DAMNIT, KAIBA! WHY CAN'T YOU BE YOU, AGAIN!?"
"Malik, didn't you smell the stuff?" Tea asked, confused.
"I held my breath... I don't like flowers..." Malik replied, with a shrug.
"Gotta wonder... who's uke would Malik be, anyways?" Yami asked, with a small smirk. Yami B and YamiM anime sweatdropped. Then glared at each other.
Malik blinked, just a bit clueless.
"Well, it was nice meeting you guys..." Andy said, cheerfully. "C' mon Minako, Makoto... what's next on the list?"
Minako took out a list, and read it, "hmmm, a charred helicopter blade...?" she blinked. "Where we gonna find that?"
Everyone pointed to the direction they just came, "over the hill, next to the oak tree and the creek..." they said, in perfect unison. The scavengers anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhh, thanks... well, bye now..." they turned and headed in the direction they were pointed to.
Then our particular group started walking away. Tristan blinked, noticing Bakura wasn't gonna move on his own, anytime soon, so... he scooped up Bakura, and started carrying him after the others. Yami was carrying his Yugi, too.
"Oh yeah... watch out for the seme-nip, too!" Andy called, cheerfully.
Yami, Kaiba, and Tristan anime sweatdropped.
~~~***~~~
"RABID TREESTUMP!" Bakura yelled, pointing at... a treestump. Everyone blinked, then glanced at Bakura, mildly concerned for his mental health.
"You feeling okay?" Malik asked, cautiously.
"IT'S A RABID TREESTUMP! AUGH!" Bakura ran towards the trees, hastily.
"Bakura, no, it's...!" Tristan called. Then he sighed, and ran after Bakura, again.
"They weren't kidding about the hallucinations, were they...?" Tea asked, blinking.
"We have no order whatsoever..." Yami B said, with disgust, ignoring Tea's question.
"Huh?"
"Tristan and Yami are too busy looking after Bakura and Yugi... and Bakura and Yugi were our voices of reason..."
"Well, what about Kaiba... he's a good voice of reason..." YamiM suggested.
"Not right now, he isn't..." Malik commented.
"DAMNIT, KAIBA! GET AWAY!" Joey yelled, running from Kaiba, and the uke-nip.
"JOEY, C' MON! IT'S JUST FLOWERS!" Kaiba coaxed, while at Joey's heels.
"SOMEONE HIT HIM ON THE HEAD, ALREADY!"
Nobody answered, since they were too busy thinking at the moment.
"Maybe we should just set up camp for the night..." Tea suggested.
"I don't get it..." Yami said, with a shake of his head, as he walked back to the others, holding Yugi, after finally getting him down from another tree.
"What's not to get?" Yami B asked, with a sigh.
"Awwwww, Yugi looks so cute!" Tea gushed.
Yugi was curled up in Yami's arms, snuggled up to him, smiling contently. Even making soft purring noises.
"Why climb a tree? What's the purpose of that?" the Pharoah asked.
"Safety..." Malik replied, with a shrug. "Duh..."
"Bakura... come down... please?" Tristan was calling up to a tree. Bakura was clinging to a treebranch.
"No! Not until the rabid treestump leaves!"
Tristan sighed, and thought for a moment. Then he smiled. "I love you, Bakura... and I would never let anyone or anything hurt you... do you trust me?"
Bakura blinked, "yes..."
"So if I said I would protect you, you would believe me, wouldn't you?"
"Would you?"
"With all my strength... I swear..."
Bakura brightened, then climbed down at surprisingly fast speed. And instantly glomped Tristan, happily, once he got his feet back on the ground.
With a sigh of relief, Tristan carried Bakura back to the others. "So, come up with an idea, yet?" he asked.
"I say we camp out here..." Tea declared.
"I thought you hated camping...?" Yami asked, dryly.
Tea blinked, "I do... but I don't relly mind, because I get the tent, anyways..."
Tristan rolled his eyes, "that was back at Duelist Kingdom, when we had the stuff to camp with... we camp here, it's roughing it, all the way..."
Tea anime sweatdropped, "uhhhh, never mind then..."
"Thought so..."
YamiM nodded, "maybe we should go somewhere else without the nip stuff..." he suggested.
"Hey, that was the best idea you ever had!" Yami B declared, half- heartedly. YamiM started to nod, with pride, then blinked.
"HEY!" he glared at the tomb robber.
"Maybe we can go back to the road..." Malik said, simply.
"Huh?" Tea asked, in shock. "WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! HOW CAN WE GET TO THE ROAD?!"
Malik pointed towards the thick brush. Then some lights, resembling headlights, almost 'drove' by. A ROAD!
Joey noticed, then laughed, happily. "YES! KAIBA, YOU DIDN'T SCREW- UP!"
Kaiba blinked, "what?" then Joey kissed him, out of celebration. And Kaiba, ever the cool, collected one... fainted, right there.
Everyone anime sweatdropped. Then shrugged, ah well.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nanashi: *growls*
Nanaki: uh-oh...
Kaiba: they made me kiss her, okay!?
Nanashi: that's not why I'm growling! *tugs at her hair* damnit all to...!
Kaiba: don't finish that sentence...
Nanashi: okay, okay... *bangs her head against the wall*
Nanaki: *giggles* hammer-head...
Nanashi: *frowns*
Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops, and whispers to the reader* frustration has a terrible effect on her...
Kaiba: *blinks* who'd notice?
Nanaki: Nana-chan?
Nanashi: *still banging her head* what...?
Nanaki: can I ask a question?
Nanashi: *more head banging against the wall* go ahead...
Nanaki: okay, everyone... this is about Tristan... he's like some ultimate seme! There's no pairing that I can think of where he'd be the uke...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *blinks, in confusion*
Nanaki: so...... is there anyone Tristan would be with, where he'd be the uke...? *blinks* please answer, cause I've been wonderin that for a while, now... thankies ^_^
Kaiba: uhhhh... I'll apologize on Nanashi's behalf... sorry about the long wait... she's uhh, running low on steam here...
Nanaki: *nods* yup yup...
Nanashi: you guys aren't helping...
Kaiba&Nanaki: sorry...
Nanashi: anywho... next one comin up... *stomps over to work on the next chapter, in a determined kinda way*