Disclaimer: MUSTANG SALLY!!!! MUSTANG SALLY, NOW BABY!!! I wish I knew
the rest... oh yeah! Yu-Gi-Oh! and characters aren't Nanashi's, mine,
or Kaiba-boy's... but he's rich enough to buy 'em...
Kaiba: *folds his arms* here's a newsflash for you, Nanaki... I'm on the show, I don't need to own it... *sighs* Dr. Evil belongs to Mike Myers, the creator of Austin Powers...
Nanashi: *nods* yep yep... *eats somemore Pixi Stix...*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what th...!? NANAKI! WHY'D YOU GIVE HER THOSE!?
Nanaki: *hands Celebi an all-mighty spoon of hentai* use it well, my young padawan...*nods, like Yoda*
Kaiba: NANAKI! WHERE'D THE PIXI STIX COME FROM!!??
Nanaki: *falls over* ack! *jumps back up* from DKiedis oh yeah, the song Yugi sings, yes he sings *grins* he's so cute! ^_^ it belongs to Shaggy... *grins wider*
Nanashi: I GOT A BOWL OF STEAM!!! *whoops, and runs in circles* from Koriku!!! *hugs the bowl of steam* arigatou, Koriku! ^_^
Kaiba: *shakes his head, sighing*
Nanashi: *opens another three Pixi Stix, hoppin up and down* one way to eat 'em is all at once, with different flavors! it taste good! it taste good! it taste good! yup yup, it do...!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs to Nanashi, his hand out-stretched... but only in slow-motion...* what the hell...?
Nanashi&Nanaki: *Nanashi, hopping around* language...
Kaiba: oh for...! *falls over* Warnings, shounen-ai... and mindless sappyness...
Nanashi: IT'S NOT MINDLESS!!! *glares at Kaiba*
Kaiba: *blinks, anime sweatdropping*
Nanashi: .... I'M mindless *giggles hysterically, and runs in circles*
Nanaki: hehehehehehehehe, ain't she goofy!? *runs in triangles*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, after getting kissed by Chang Meiling* yeah, yeah... *frowns* don't expect it everyday... *sighs* can we start...?
Nanashi: YEAH! WHILE I'M STILL LIKE THIS, HUH!? ALRIGHTY! TIME TO START!!!
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"Hey sexy lady..." Yugi sang, out loud. "I like your flow... your body's bangin, out of control... you put it on me, ceiling to floor... only you can make me, scream and beg for more...."
Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Um, aibou...?" Yami said, slowly.
Yugi blinked, grinning cutely. "Yes, Yami?"
"Hey, at least he's not hallucinating..." Malik said, with a grin.
"Hey, I can change the words!!!" Yugi cried in delight. He cleared his throat...
Meanwhile...
Tristan sighed, looking up the tree.
"Bakura?"
"Yes, love...?"
"Can you come down?"
"Yeah, I've been practicing..." Bakura said, whilest nodding, proudly.
"Really? Then maybe you can show me...?"
"... Okay...!" Bakura blinked, giving Yami B a look, then looked away. "Not while he's looking..."
Yami B anime sweatdropped, while Tristan blinked. "Why not?"
"I don't want him to see..."
Tristan sighed, well that was a simple enough answer. Then he glanced at Yami B, shrugging helplessly. Yami B folded his arms.
"I'm not going anywhere...."
Bakura frowned, at him. "Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
Tristan slapped his forehead, in exasperation. Then he covered Yami B's mouth. "Stop it! You're not helping..." he hissed, then he looked back up at Bakura. "Can you please come down?"
Bakura blinked, then looked away, his nose in the air. "Not until my yami leaves..."
"Fine, he'll leave..."
"No, I won't..."
Tristan frowned, "yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
"Yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
"Yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
Tristan grimaced, "I'm not gonna do that with you..."
Then Bakura was suddenly on the ground, glaring at Yami B. The tomb robber gulped, since the glare was clearly based on jealousy. A rather terrifying thing, especially when it was Bakura.
"What're you trying to make Tristan do!?"
Tristan anime sweatdropped. Yami B blinked, "uhhhh... nothing...?"
"LIAR!" Bakura glomped Tristan, "he's mine! No one else is allowed to take him from me!"
Tristan sighed, and gently held Bakura, "no one will, okay? I promise..."
Bakura looked up at him, his eyes getting shiny, and his cheeks reddening. The classic look of a shounen-ai uke. Yami B anime sweatdropped, then he smirked. He was bored. And everyone knows what that means, don't they?
"Aw, so very cute!" Tea declared, and whipped out her camera, taking pictures of Tristan and Bakura. And amazingly, they both ignored her.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, sexy Yami... I like your flow... your body's bangin, out of control... you put it on me, ceiling to floor... only you can make me scream and beg for more..."
Kaiba grinned, "who knew you were so kinky, Yami?"
Yami, red as beet, tried to glare at the CEO.
Yugi blinked, cutely, "it's just a song..."
"Dedicated for the one and only Pharoah, correct?" YamiM said, with a grin.
Yugi nodded, "I think he's very sexy." If it were possible, Yami turned even redder.
Then Kaiba started to nod, "actually yeah... especially in those pants... and the buckles, very sexy and seductive..." Yugi nodded, smiling. Yami folded his arms, trying to stalk ahead, but was walking rather stiffly.
Well, didn't this look fun? So, a certain blonde teen joined in. "I like the buckle around his neck... very kinky..." Joey said, with a grin. Yami aimed a glare at him, as well.
"I can wear a buckle..." Kaiba offered, smirking at Joey. The blonde turned red.
"Not now, okay...?"
"Well, when?"
"Not now..."
"When, Joey...?"
"Not now..."
"Then when?"
"You made a rhyme!!!" Bakura called, then he grinned, and ran around the group in a large circle. Yugi grinned.
"Hey, that looks fun!" then he ran after Bakura. The group anime sweatdropped, as their two voices of reason were running around them, laughing giddily.
"Aibou...?" Yami said, gently.
"Bakura...?" Tristan said, gently.
"Yes?" they both asked, sweetly.
Yami held out his arms. Which Yugi eagerly jumped into, hugging Yami, nestling his head in the crook of the Pharoah's neck. Tristan did the same, and Bakura followed Yugi's example.
"Well, that was simple enough..." YamiM commented.
"Just experience..." the pair of semes said, with a shrug.
Yami B calmly strolled over, wanting to check something. He rested his hand on Tristan's arm. The brunette blinked, while Bakura glared at his yami.
"Anything wrong?" Yami B asked, with a grin.
Then to everyone's surprise, Bakura growled at the yami. Yami B grinned wider. Well, wasn't Bakura gonna be fun to annoy, until the uke-nip wore off?
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF!" Bakura yelled.
"Bakura, calm down...!" Tristan pleaded.
Yami B turned and fled, laughing hysterically. Bakura ran after him. Tristan anime sweatdropped.
"Uhh, rather protective uke, you got there..." Malik commented, with a snicker.
Tristan sighed, "just a bit..."
Malik snickered, then he blinked, seeing a vehicle. "Hey! A lucky break!" he started to wave his arms, madly. But the car merely drove by. Narrowing his eyes, the Egyptian picked up an acorn, and hurled it at the car.
The back window shattered at the acorn's impact, then the car started sliding all over the place. The group were staring in horror. Then the car finally slammed into a tree, the hood catching fire, and the tree soon joining it.
The driver got out, and started waving a fist at the group of ten teenagers. "YOU BLASTED KIDS!!!" he bellowed.
Everyone anime sweatdropped, then started to walk away, stiffly, trying to avoid eye-contact with the peeved driver.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, he should be glad he lived..." Malik was saying, with a scowl.
"Yeah, he should..." YamiM said, with a nod.
"Oh look, lint on your jacket, Tristan..." Yami B said, loudly, lightly plucking at the taller boy's jacket.
"HANDS OFF!" Bakura yelled, and lunged at Yami B.
"Oh for..." Tea said, with a roll of her eyes.
"I think it's kinda cute...." Kaiba said, with grin. Then he spared a glance at Joey. The blonde anime sweatdropped.
"I say someone just hit him over the head, already..."
Yami smirked, "don't pretend you're not enjoying the attention..."
Joey blinked, then turned red, "hey, what'd I do?"
Yami blinked, "what do you mean?"
"Why're you teasin me?"
"I'll do the teasing, thank you very much..." Kaiba declared, leering at Joey, almost lecherously. The blonde anime sweatdropped, then hastily leaned his head back, holding his nose.
"TISSUE!"
"Bless you!" Bakura and Yugi both chirped.
"Wasn't that my joke...?" Yami B asked, confused.
"If you can call it a joke...?" Malik said, dryly.
"Hey, that was dirty pool..." Yami B said, glaring at the younger boy. Who merely smiled, inocently.
"You wanna know what'll be a good idea...?" Tea called.
"No..." everyone called back. Yugi and Bakura sounding cheerful, while the others sounded deadpan.
"Well, fine!" Tea said, huffily. Then she sat down, on the side of the road, "I'm staying right here, until someone hears me out..."
The group didn't stop. Merely kept walking. Yes, even the voices of reason. They weren't exactly themselves, remember? Tea anime sweatdropped, then got up, running after them.
"Hey, wait up!"
~~~***~~~
Another car just drove by. Everyone sighed, their shoulders slumping. Yami B was getting very frusterated. Sure, bothering his hikari was kinda fun, but it was getting kinda dull. So, he was back to being bored, and annoyed again.
"I hate mortals..." he growled, as yet another car, just drove by.
"Hey...!" everyone, but the yamis protested.
"Fine... with a few exceptions..." he mumbled.
"I better be an exception..." Malik sniffed. Yami B smirked, wryly.
"You'd think these people got used to seeing six high school kids, one CEO of a huge corporation, and three spirits from ancient Egypt, walking on the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere..." Tea commented.
"First off, they don't know that we're spirits..." Yami said, dryly.
"Second off, these people must not have a lotta technology, which is Kaiba Corp.'s forte..." Joey put in. Then got his shoulder tapped. Blinking, the blonde glanced at the tapper. Kaiba.
"Who's the CEO of Kaiba Corp.?" he asked, confused.
Everyone fell over, "ack!" Kaiba anime sweatdropped.
Then one by one, they all got back to their feet.
"And thirdly..." Yugi said, smiling brightly, "maybe they think we're on a field trip, or something..?"
Everyone blinked. Well, that sounded logical. Hey, they were getting one of their voices of reason back! Malik grabbed Yugi's shoulders.
"You getting back to normal?" he asked, eagerly.
Yugi blinked, cutely. "Define 'normal'..." he said, using his fingers to put quotation marks around the last word.
Bakura started to laugh, "Dr. Evil..."
Tristan blinked. And everyone else anime sweatdropped.
Yugi blinked, then smiled, cutely. "Hey yeah!" then he did the finger thing again. "Using this 'tractor beam'..."
Bakura started to laugh again, while Yugi snickered. It was funny. Bakura did the same thing, "using this 'laser'..." Then both of them started laughing hysterically.
Then the two ukes, stopped, and looked at their hands.
"Ever wonder something, Bakura...?"
"I wonder a lot of things, Yugi..."
"You ever wonder what I've just been wondering...?"
"I don't know... what are you wondering?"
"Didn't I tell you?"
"I don't think you did..."
"Oh... well, should I tell you...?"
"That might be best..."
Yugi nodded, "I was wondering... why do they call them 'fingers'... have you ever seen them 'fing'?" [A/N: A friend's weird question O.o;]
Bakura's eyes widened, as he absorbed this new thought.
Everyone else anime sweatdropped. Then glanced at Tristan and Yami. "Can you do something about them...?" they all asked, in perfect unison.
"Uhhh, come on, Yugi... we have to try and get to the next town..." Yami said, gently. Yugi blinked, cutely, then smiled.
"Okay," he chirped.
Tristan smiled, then instantly got Bakura's arms around his waist, as he was glomped by the silver-haired boy.
"There... alright... let's go..."
~~~***~~~
"There's a town...!" Joey declared, grinning as he ran to the bluff to look at the lights that lit up the town. Kaiba then sidestepped up to him.
"Beautiful view, isn't it?" he murmured into Joey's ear. The blonde anime sweatdropped, and slowly turned to Kaiba, turning red, again.
"Uhhh... yeah...?"
Kaiba smiled, gently, "you want to know what'll make the view even better, though...?" he asked, softly.
"Uhhh... no...?" Joey said, slowly. Okay, Kaiba was getting WAY to close for comfort.
"Some flowers!" Kaiba declared, holding up the uke-nip.
"YOU STILL HAVE THOSE!?" Joey yelled, in disbelief. And without waiting for Kaiba's answer, he turned and ran to Yami and Tristan for cover.
"Oh no, you don't..." Yami said, stepping to the side. Tristan shook his head, with a grin.
"You're on your own, pal..." he said, simply, and walked away.
"TRAITORS!!!" Joey yelled.
"Joey, c' mon...!" Kaiba coaxed, running after him.
Them some weird sparkly effect went over Yugi and Bakura. They both blinked, and looked around, confused.
Tea blinked, "you guys okay?"
Bakura anime sweatdropped, "I, uhhh... think so..."
Yugi blinked, again, "what happened?"
Malik grinned, "you serenaded Yami..."
"I did?"
Yami turned red, and bopped Malik, lightly, with his fist, "shut up..."
YamiM snickered, "wanna know what song you used?" he asked, devillishly. Yugi blinked, cutely, again.
"Umm, sure...?"
"No!" Yami cried, then smacked YamiM upside the head, as he walked over to Yugi. "I'm just glad you're back to normal, aibou..."
"Normal?" Yugi tilted his head, in adorable confusion. "What do you mean, Yami...?"
Meanwhile, Tristan was hugging Bakura, to the silver-haired boy's confusion.
"Tristan, what is it?"
"I'm just glad you're you, again..."
"Huh?"
Tristan smiled, then lightly kissed Bakura's nose. Bakura blinked, "alright, what'd I do...?"
"Nothing..." Tristan replied, with a small grin. "You know, you're pretty good at climbing trees..."
Bakura blinked again, "me? Climbing trees?"
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Nanashi: IT WORE OFF!!! *sobs, loudly*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* there there?
Nanashi: okay, everyone... ahem, TIME FOR A LESSON IN JAPANESE... *takes out a dictionary* Seme: the dominant role of a gay relationship; it means "to attack..."
Kaiba: *raises an eyebrow* kinky...
Nanashi: *snickers* you think? ahem, Uke: the submissive role of a gay relationship; it means "to receive..."
Kaiba: *lowers the raised eyebrow, and raises the other* very kinky...
Nanashi: *grins* ya think...? Shounen: attractive boy... Ai: love... Shounen-Ai: boy's love ^_^ simple, no?
Kaiba: *snickers* very...
Nanaki: *drags Tristan in* lookie who I found...!
Tristan: *grimaces* what'd I do now?
Nanaki: *grins* I'm trying to find out who you can be uke to...
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* me? as uke?
Kaiba: *blinks* why're you wondering anyways...?
Nanaki: *grins widely* I just am... Kaiba, Blue Lagoon Loon said you could be Tristan's uke...
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba,Nanaki&Tristan: *anime sweatdrops*
Kaiba: *points at Tristan* me? Uke to him? That's ridiculous...
Nanaki: *shrugs* Jade Maxwell says Tristan would be uke to Yami and Kaiba *grins*
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* what!? *points at Kaiba* me? Uke to Kaiba!? *rolls his eyes* that's a laugh...
Kaiba: so!? Me being uke to you, is just as amusing!!!
Tristan&Kaiba: *glare at each other*
Nanashi: *nods* I think Kaiba would be Tristan's uke...
Kaiba&Nanaki: what!?
Tristan: *blinks* why?
Nanashi: Kaiba seems like an emotionally unstable type... whereas Tristan's life seems fine and dandy, making him a very stable person *nods*
Kaiba,Nanaki&Tristan: wow... that was profound...
Kaiba: *blinks* waitaminute... *glares at Nanashi* I am NOT emotionally unstable!!!
Nanashi: it's just my opinion, Kaiba... don't take it seriously... everyone else doesn't...
Nanaki: awww, poor Nana-chan! *hands Nanashi some pixi stix* better get you back the way you were...
Tristan: *reads the reviews* Yami Malik, seme... Kaiba, uke... *snickers* thank you Blue Lagoon Loon... and Mai, as seme *raises an eyebrow* wow... never even considered that one... *anime sweatdrops* Pegasus...? seme!? *falls over, in disbelief*
Nanashi: *blinks* me see! *grabs Hyatt Insomnia's review, then thinks about it* hmmm, I think maybe you would have turned Pegasus on, what with your whole defiant attitude, back at his castle...
Tristan: *twitches* you're not... helping... says Kaiba would be... seme... too...
Nanaki: ew! Pegsy/Tristan!? *glomps Tristan* NEVER!!! NEVER PEGASUS!!!
Tristan: AUGH! *runs*
Kaiba: now, they're losing it *looks at Nanashi* Tristan? Turn on Pegasus?
Nanashi: *shrugs*
Nanaki: *grins* hey, I woulda been... Tristan's so hot when he's like that! *drools*
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* I'm.. flattered? *goes back to reading the reviews* well, that's kinda new... anything else, people?
Nanaki: hey! okay, I have another one! Who'd be SEME in a relationship between Kaiba and Tristan!?
Kaiba&Tristan: WHAAT!?
Nanashi: *grins* this one might be interesting...
Kaiba&Tristan: *glare at each others, both have those fiery auras... Kaiba's aura being blue, Tristan's aura being red...*
Kaiba: *folds his arms* here's a newsflash for you, Nanaki... I'm on the show, I don't need to own it... *sighs* Dr. Evil belongs to Mike Myers, the creator of Austin Powers...
Nanashi: *nods* yep yep... *eats somemore Pixi Stix...*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what th...!? NANAKI! WHY'D YOU GIVE HER THOSE!?
Nanaki: *hands Celebi an all-mighty spoon of hentai* use it well, my young padawan...*nods, like Yoda*
Kaiba: NANAKI! WHERE'D THE PIXI STIX COME FROM!!??
Nanaki: *falls over* ack! *jumps back up* from DKiedis oh yeah, the song Yugi sings, yes he sings *grins* he's so cute! ^_^ it belongs to Shaggy... *grins wider*
Nanashi: I GOT A BOWL OF STEAM!!! *whoops, and runs in circles* from Koriku!!! *hugs the bowl of steam* arigatou, Koriku! ^_^
Kaiba: *shakes his head, sighing*
Nanashi: *opens another three Pixi Stix, hoppin up and down* one way to eat 'em is all at once, with different flavors! it taste good! it taste good! it taste good! yup yup, it do...!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs to Nanashi, his hand out-stretched... but only in slow-motion...* what the hell...?
Nanashi&Nanaki: *Nanashi, hopping around* language...
Kaiba: oh for...! *falls over* Warnings, shounen-ai... and mindless sappyness...
Nanashi: IT'S NOT MINDLESS!!! *glares at Kaiba*
Kaiba: *blinks, anime sweatdropping*
Nanashi: .... I'M mindless *giggles hysterically, and runs in circles*
Nanaki: hehehehehehehehe, ain't she goofy!? *runs in triangles*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, after getting kissed by Chang Meiling* yeah, yeah... *frowns* don't expect it everyday... *sighs* can we start...?
Nanashi: YEAH! WHILE I'M STILL LIKE THIS, HUH!? ALRIGHTY! TIME TO START!!!
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"Hey sexy lady..." Yugi sang, out loud. "I like your flow... your body's bangin, out of control... you put it on me, ceiling to floor... only you can make me, scream and beg for more...."
Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Um, aibou...?" Yami said, slowly.
Yugi blinked, grinning cutely. "Yes, Yami?"
"Hey, at least he's not hallucinating..." Malik said, with a grin.
"Hey, I can change the words!!!" Yugi cried in delight. He cleared his throat...
Meanwhile...
Tristan sighed, looking up the tree.
"Bakura?"
"Yes, love...?"
"Can you come down?"
"Yeah, I've been practicing..." Bakura said, whilest nodding, proudly.
"Really? Then maybe you can show me...?"
"... Okay...!" Bakura blinked, giving Yami B a look, then looked away. "Not while he's looking..."
Yami B anime sweatdropped, while Tristan blinked. "Why not?"
"I don't want him to see..."
Tristan sighed, well that was a simple enough answer. Then he glanced at Yami B, shrugging helplessly. Yami B folded his arms.
"I'm not going anywhere...."
Bakura frowned, at him. "Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
"Yes, you are..."
"No, I'm not..."
Tristan slapped his forehead, in exasperation. Then he covered Yami B's mouth. "Stop it! You're not helping..." he hissed, then he looked back up at Bakura. "Can you please come down?"
Bakura blinked, then looked away, his nose in the air. "Not until my yami leaves..."
"Fine, he'll leave..."
"No, I won't..."
Tristan frowned, "yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
"Yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
"Yes, you will..."
"No, I won't..."
Tristan grimaced, "I'm not gonna do that with you..."
Then Bakura was suddenly on the ground, glaring at Yami B. The tomb robber gulped, since the glare was clearly based on jealousy. A rather terrifying thing, especially when it was Bakura.
"What're you trying to make Tristan do!?"
Tristan anime sweatdropped. Yami B blinked, "uhhhh... nothing...?"
"LIAR!" Bakura glomped Tristan, "he's mine! No one else is allowed to take him from me!"
Tristan sighed, and gently held Bakura, "no one will, okay? I promise..."
Bakura looked up at him, his eyes getting shiny, and his cheeks reddening. The classic look of a shounen-ai uke. Yami B anime sweatdropped, then he smirked. He was bored. And everyone knows what that means, don't they?
"Aw, so very cute!" Tea declared, and whipped out her camera, taking pictures of Tristan and Bakura. And amazingly, they both ignored her.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, sexy Yami... I like your flow... your body's bangin, out of control... you put it on me, ceiling to floor... only you can make me scream and beg for more..."
Kaiba grinned, "who knew you were so kinky, Yami?"
Yami, red as beet, tried to glare at the CEO.
Yugi blinked, cutely, "it's just a song..."
"Dedicated for the one and only Pharoah, correct?" YamiM said, with a grin.
Yugi nodded, "I think he's very sexy." If it were possible, Yami turned even redder.
Then Kaiba started to nod, "actually yeah... especially in those pants... and the buckles, very sexy and seductive..." Yugi nodded, smiling. Yami folded his arms, trying to stalk ahead, but was walking rather stiffly.
Well, didn't this look fun? So, a certain blonde teen joined in. "I like the buckle around his neck... very kinky..." Joey said, with a grin. Yami aimed a glare at him, as well.
"I can wear a buckle..." Kaiba offered, smirking at Joey. The blonde turned red.
"Not now, okay...?"
"Well, when?"
"Not now..."
"When, Joey...?"
"Not now..."
"Then when?"
"You made a rhyme!!!" Bakura called, then he grinned, and ran around the group in a large circle. Yugi grinned.
"Hey, that looks fun!" then he ran after Bakura. The group anime sweatdropped, as their two voices of reason were running around them, laughing giddily.
"Aibou...?" Yami said, gently.
"Bakura...?" Tristan said, gently.
"Yes?" they both asked, sweetly.
Yami held out his arms. Which Yugi eagerly jumped into, hugging Yami, nestling his head in the crook of the Pharoah's neck. Tristan did the same, and Bakura followed Yugi's example.
"Well, that was simple enough..." YamiM commented.
"Just experience..." the pair of semes said, with a shrug.
Yami B calmly strolled over, wanting to check something. He rested his hand on Tristan's arm. The brunette blinked, while Bakura glared at his yami.
"Anything wrong?" Yami B asked, with a grin.
Then to everyone's surprise, Bakura growled at the yami. Yami B grinned wider. Well, wasn't Bakura gonna be fun to annoy, until the uke-nip wore off?
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF!" Bakura yelled.
"Bakura, calm down...!" Tristan pleaded.
Yami B turned and fled, laughing hysterically. Bakura ran after him. Tristan anime sweatdropped.
"Uhh, rather protective uke, you got there..." Malik commented, with a snicker.
Tristan sighed, "just a bit..."
Malik snickered, then he blinked, seeing a vehicle. "Hey! A lucky break!" he started to wave his arms, madly. But the car merely drove by. Narrowing his eyes, the Egyptian picked up an acorn, and hurled it at the car.
The back window shattered at the acorn's impact, then the car started sliding all over the place. The group were staring in horror. Then the car finally slammed into a tree, the hood catching fire, and the tree soon joining it.
The driver got out, and started waving a fist at the group of ten teenagers. "YOU BLASTED KIDS!!!" he bellowed.
Everyone anime sweatdropped, then started to walk away, stiffly, trying to avoid eye-contact with the peeved driver.
~~~***~~~
"Hey, he should be glad he lived..." Malik was saying, with a scowl.
"Yeah, he should..." YamiM said, with a nod.
"Oh look, lint on your jacket, Tristan..." Yami B said, loudly, lightly plucking at the taller boy's jacket.
"HANDS OFF!" Bakura yelled, and lunged at Yami B.
"Oh for..." Tea said, with a roll of her eyes.
"I think it's kinda cute...." Kaiba said, with grin. Then he spared a glance at Joey. The blonde anime sweatdropped.
"I say someone just hit him over the head, already..."
Yami smirked, "don't pretend you're not enjoying the attention..."
Joey blinked, then turned red, "hey, what'd I do?"
Yami blinked, "what do you mean?"
"Why're you teasin me?"
"I'll do the teasing, thank you very much..." Kaiba declared, leering at Joey, almost lecherously. The blonde anime sweatdropped, then hastily leaned his head back, holding his nose.
"TISSUE!"
"Bless you!" Bakura and Yugi both chirped.
"Wasn't that my joke...?" Yami B asked, confused.
"If you can call it a joke...?" Malik said, dryly.
"Hey, that was dirty pool..." Yami B said, glaring at the younger boy. Who merely smiled, inocently.
"You wanna know what'll be a good idea...?" Tea called.
"No..." everyone called back. Yugi and Bakura sounding cheerful, while the others sounded deadpan.
"Well, fine!" Tea said, huffily. Then she sat down, on the side of the road, "I'm staying right here, until someone hears me out..."
The group didn't stop. Merely kept walking. Yes, even the voices of reason. They weren't exactly themselves, remember? Tea anime sweatdropped, then got up, running after them.
"Hey, wait up!"
~~~***~~~
Another car just drove by. Everyone sighed, their shoulders slumping. Yami B was getting very frusterated. Sure, bothering his hikari was kinda fun, but it was getting kinda dull. So, he was back to being bored, and annoyed again.
"I hate mortals..." he growled, as yet another car, just drove by.
"Hey...!" everyone, but the yamis protested.
"Fine... with a few exceptions..." he mumbled.
"I better be an exception..." Malik sniffed. Yami B smirked, wryly.
"You'd think these people got used to seeing six high school kids, one CEO of a huge corporation, and three spirits from ancient Egypt, walking on the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere..." Tea commented.
"First off, they don't know that we're spirits..." Yami said, dryly.
"Second off, these people must not have a lotta technology, which is Kaiba Corp.'s forte..." Joey put in. Then got his shoulder tapped. Blinking, the blonde glanced at the tapper. Kaiba.
"Who's the CEO of Kaiba Corp.?" he asked, confused.
Everyone fell over, "ack!" Kaiba anime sweatdropped.
Then one by one, they all got back to their feet.
"And thirdly..." Yugi said, smiling brightly, "maybe they think we're on a field trip, or something..?"
Everyone blinked. Well, that sounded logical. Hey, they were getting one of their voices of reason back! Malik grabbed Yugi's shoulders.
"You getting back to normal?" he asked, eagerly.
Yugi blinked, cutely. "Define 'normal'..." he said, using his fingers to put quotation marks around the last word.
Bakura started to laugh, "Dr. Evil..."
Tristan blinked. And everyone else anime sweatdropped.
Yugi blinked, then smiled, cutely. "Hey yeah!" then he did the finger thing again. "Using this 'tractor beam'..."
Bakura started to laugh again, while Yugi snickered. It was funny. Bakura did the same thing, "using this 'laser'..." Then both of them started laughing hysterically.
Then the two ukes, stopped, and looked at their hands.
"Ever wonder something, Bakura...?"
"I wonder a lot of things, Yugi..."
"You ever wonder what I've just been wondering...?"
"I don't know... what are you wondering?"
"Didn't I tell you?"
"I don't think you did..."
"Oh... well, should I tell you...?"
"That might be best..."
Yugi nodded, "I was wondering... why do they call them 'fingers'... have you ever seen them 'fing'?" [A/N: A friend's weird question O.o;]
Bakura's eyes widened, as he absorbed this new thought.
Everyone else anime sweatdropped. Then glanced at Tristan and Yami. "Can you do something about them...?" they all asked, in perfect unison.
"Uhhh, come on, Yugi... we have to try and get to the next town..." Yami said, gently. Yugi blinked, cutely, then smiled.
"Okay," he chirped.
Tristan smiled, then instantly got Bakura's arms around his waist, as he was glomped by the silver-haired boy.
"There... alright... let's go..."
~~~***~~~
"There's a town...!" Joey declared, grinning as he ran to the bluff to look at the lights that lit up the town. Kaiba then sidestepped up to him.
"Beautiful view, isn't it?" he murmured into Joey's ear. The blonde anime sweatdropped, and slowly turned to Kaiba, turning red, again.
"Uhhh... yeah...?"
Kaiba smiled, gently, "you want to know what'll make the view even better, though...?" he asked, softly.
"Uhhh... no...?" Joey said, slowly. Okay, Kaiba was getting WAY to close for comfort.
"Some flowers!" Kaiba declared, holding up the uke-nip.
"YOU STILL HAVE THOSE!?" Joey yelled, in disbelief. And without waiting for Kaiba's answer, he turned and ran to Yami and Tristan for cover.
"Oh no, you don't..." Yami said, stepping to the side. Tristan shook his head, with a grin.
"You're on your own, pal..." he said, simply, and walked away.
"TRAITORS!!!" Joey yelled.
"Joey, c' mon...!" Kaiba coaxed, running after him.
Them some weird sparkly effect went over Yugi and Bakura. They both blinked, and looked around, confused.
Tea blinked, "you guys okay?"
Bakura anime sweatdropped, "I, uhhh... think so..."
Yugi blinked, again, "what happened?"
Malik grinned, "you serenaded Yami..."
"I did?"
Yami turned red, and bopped Malik, lightly, with his fist, "shut up..."
YamiM snickered, "wanna know what song you used?" he asked, devillishly. Yugi blinked, cutely, again.
"Umm, sure...?"
"No!" Yami cried, then smacked YamiM upside the head, as he walked over to Yugi. "I'm just glad you're back to normal, aibou..."
"Normal?" Yugi tilted his head, in adorable confusion. "What do you mean, Yami...?"
Meanwhile, Tristan was hugging Bakura, to the silver-haired boy's confusion.
"Tristan, what is it?"
"I'm just glad you're you, again..."
"Huh?"
Tristan smiled, then lightly kissed Bakura's nose. Bakura blinked, "alright, what'd I do...?"
"Nothing..." Tristan replied, with a small grin. "You know, you're pretty good at climbing trees..."
Bakura blinked again, "me? Climbing trees?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nanashi: IT WORE OFF!!! *sobs, loudly*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* there there?
Nanashi: okay, everyone... ahem, TIME FOR A LESSON IN JAPANESE... *takes out a dictionary* Seme: the dominant role of a gay relationship; it means "to attack..."
Kaiba: *raises an eyebrow* kinky...
Nanashi: *snickers* you think? ahem, Uke: the submissive role of a gay relationship; it means "to receive..."
Kaiba: *lowers the raised eyebrow, and raises the other* very kinky...
Nanashi: *grins* ya think...? Shounen: attractive boy... Ai: love... Shounen-Ai: boy's love ^_^ simple, no?
Kaiba: *snickers* very...
Nanaki: *drags Tristan in* lookie who I found...!
Tristan: *grimaces* what'd I do now?
Nanaki: *grins* I'm trying to find out who you can be uke to...
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* me? as uke?
Kaiba: *blinks* why're you wondering anyways...?
Nanaki: *grins widely* I just am... Kaiba, Blue Lagoon Loon said you could be Tristan's uke...
Nanashi: *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba,Nanaki&Tristan: *anime sweatdrops*
Kaiba: *points at Tristan* me? Uke to him? That's ridiculous...
Nanaki: *shrugs* Jade Maxwell says Tristan would be uke to Yami and Kaiba *grins*
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* what!? *points at Kaiba* me? Uke to Kaiba!? *rolls his eyes* that's a laugh...
Kaiba: so!? Me being uke to you, is just as amusing!!!
Tristan&Kaiba: *glare at each other*
Nanashi: *nods* I think Kaiba would be Tristan's uke...
Kaiba&Nanaki: what!?
Tristan: *blinks* why?
Nanashi: Kaiba seems like an emotionally unstable type... whereas Tristan's life seems fine and dandy, making him a very stable person *nods*
Kaiba,Nanaki&Tristan: wow... that was profound...
Kaiba: *blinks* waitaminute... *glares at Nanashi* I am NOT emotionally unstable!!!
Nanashi: it's just my opinion, Kaiba... don't take it seriously... everyone else doesn't...
Nanaki: awww, poor Nana-chan! *hands Nanashi some pixi stix* better get you back the way you were...
Tristan: *reads the reviews* Yami Malik, seme... Kaiba, uke... *snickers* thank you Blue Lagoon Loon... and Mai, as seme *raises an eyebrow* wow... never even considered that one... *anime sweatdrops* Pegasus...? seme!? *falls over, in disbelief*
Nanashi: *blinks* me see! *grabs Hyatt Insomnia's review, then thinks about it* hmmm, I think maybe you would have turned Pegasus on, what with your whole defiant attitude, back at his castle...
Tristan: *twitches* you're not... helping... says Kaiba would be... seme... too...
Nanaki: ew! Pegsy/Tristan!? *glomps Tristan* NEVER!!! NEVER PEGASUS!!!
Tristan: AUGH! *runs*
Kaiba: now, they're losing it *looks at Nanashi* Tristan? Turn on Pegasus?
Nanashi: *shrugs*
Nanaki: *grins* hey, I woulda been... Tristan's so hot when he's like that! *drools*
Tristan: *anime sweatdrops* I'm.. flattered? *goes back to reading the reviews* well, that's kinda new... anything else, people?
Nanaki: hey! okay, I have another one! Who'd be SEME in a relationship between Kaiba and Tristan!?
Kaiba&Tristan: WHAAT!?
Nanashi: *grins* this one might be interesting...
Kaiba&Tristan: *glare at each others, both have those fiery auras... Kaiba's aura being blue, Tristan's aura being red...*