Disclaimer: *blinks, then jumps up and down* I OWN THEM! I WON THEM IN
A LOTTERY!!! hey, guess what!!!
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: *blinks* er, it's not me this time, folks... *points at Nana- chan* it's all her...
Nanashi: NO ONE WANTS TO GUESS!? you sissies! *bursts into tears* no one ever wants to guess what when I say 'guess what'!!! *stops crying, instantly, then folds her arms* just for that... no chapter!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* what, then?
Nanashi: *hops around Kaiba* 'own'.. you change the letters, and you get 'won'!!! wow, huh!? hey! 'wow' spellt backwards is still 'wow'! wow, huh!? hey, 'huh' spellt backwards is still 'huh'! isn't that cool!? hey, 'cool' spellt backwards is... 'LOOC'!!!
Kaiba&Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: erm... real Disclaimer... anything and everything in this, are most likely not ours... *blinks*
Kaiba: not even at the Warnings yet... *sighs* I'll do it...
Warnings: uhhhh, none really... mild language, possibly... oh yeah, and shounen-ai and sappyness
Nanaki: *blinks, again* this feels so wrong... I don't feel insane, at all... *pouts* where's the justice..?
Nanashi: you want JUSTICE!!?? *waves her 'Writing' power, which comes in the form of a stick* HOCUS POCUS!
Wufei: *appears, dressed in SuperMan's costume* WHAT TH..!?
Nanaki: *squeals* WU-KUN!!! MY DARLING, FIANCEE-TO-BE!!!
Wufei: AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THE CRAZY ONNA!!! *anime sweatdrops* what am I doing here? And why am I dressed like this?
Nanashi: *points at Wufei* You, Wu-chan! Are JusticeBoy!!! *laughs hysterically, and hops around Kaiba, somemore...*
Kaiba: uhhh, let's start the chapter, shall we?
Nanaki: *chasing Wufei around the room* WU-KUN! MY DARLING HONEY-BUNNY GUMDROP! COME BACK, YOU SILLY GOOSE!
Wufei: GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! *blinks* actually, get this ridiculous outfit off me!
Nanashi: *grins, and jumps on Kaiba's back* PIGGY-BACK RIDE! *blinks, then grins wider at Wufei* okey dokey, Pokey ^_^ *waves her Writing stick at Wufei*
Wufei: *blinks, and is now standing in his boxers* KISAMA!!!
Nanaki: *squeals* THANK YOU, NANA-CHAN!!! *glomps Wufei* I LUUUUUUUV YOUUUUU!
Wufei: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Injustice... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET OFFA ME, DAMNIT!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* gee, now I feel neglected...
Nanashi: you can be in your boxers, too, ya know? ^_^
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* no thanks... Nanashi?
Nanashi: yes, Kaiba? ^_^
Kaiba: can you get off?
Nanashi: okey dokey, Pokey... *jumps down* ^_^
Kaiba: thank you... and Nanashi?
Nanashi: yes, Kaiba?
Kaiba: START THE CHAPTER!!!
Nanashi: *grins* okey dokey, Pokey... *smirks* I'll try to make this one a long one...
Kaiba,Nanaki&Wufei: *anime sweatdrops* yikes...?
Nanashi: *calms down* hey! Damnit! ah well, the next chapter'll be better, promise *crosses her heart*
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The year is After Colony One-Nine-Five... er, wrong way to start... ah, ahem! And, there's our little group again. Walking in a nice little group. Doing group-like things. What kind of group-like things, you ask? Well, there's the...
"GET IT OFF!" Tea screamed, "GET IT OFF!!!" she was running like a madwoman, her arms swinging around, in a pretty deadly way. The guys could only stare, anime sweatdrops appearing on the sides of their heads. Who would go near her at that moment?
Tea stopped, hands on her hips, as she glared at the guys. "Ya know... you guys COULD offer some assistance..." she said, dryly. And Happosai, a perverted old man, was glomping Tea's chest, clear as day. Hence her mild hysteria.
Then once Tea was done speaking, she went back to screaming, and running around, with her arms swinging around, madly.
"What can we do, Tea?" Joey called, curiously.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" Tea screamed. Referring to Happosai of course. And at the moment, he was commenting on how lovely she was. But, like Tea cared at the moment, ne? er, ahem...
"Just a guess here..." Kaiba said, with a small grin. "But I think she wants us to get that old man off..."
Everyone stared at Kaiba, still REALLY not used to him grinning so openly. Kaiba blinked, confused.
"What?"
Everyone looked away, clearing their throats. "Nothing..." they mumbled.
Yami and Yami B both looked at YamiM. He blinked, looking rather blank at his fellow yamis. They both gave him a look. YamiM blinked, again.
Yami held up his Millennium Puzzle, and pointed at YamiM, then at Happosai. YamiM still blinked, confused. Yami rolled his eyes. Yami B sighed.
He held up his Millennium Ring, as he pointed at YamiM, then he pointed at Happosai. YamiM merely blinked, again. Yami B slapped his forehead. He and Yami nodded, at each other. Then glared at YamiM. They both held up their respective Millennium Items, pointing at YamiM, then gestured at Happosai.
And yes, YamiM merely blinked, yet again, still confused.
"Oh for..." Yami and Yami B growled. "USE YOUR BLASTED MILLENNIUM ROD ON THAT RIDICULOUS OLD MAN!!!" they shouted, pointing at Happosai, who blinked, confused.
Tea gave up running, and stood there, whining that she hated being the object of a pervert's affection.
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, "she must get a lot of them then, huh?" he whispered to Joey. The blonde snickered. Kaiba blinked. He say something funny? Ah well, he made Joey laugh, that was a plus, in his book.
YamiM sighed, and took out the Rod, and focused its energies on the lil' pervert. Happosai's eyes grew lifeless, then he slid down, off of Tea. Who screamed again, and kicked the old man aside.
"YOU HENTAI!" she yelled, holding her skirt down, for some reason. Hey, there was no wind. Eh, she was crazy, that was that. Anyways...
YamiM continued his work, commanding the little old guy to go back into town. Which he did, with no argument. How could he? Er, anyways... now that he was gone... Tristan, Joey, Yami, and Kaiba had to try and hold Tea back, to keep her from showing YamiM her gratitude.
"Down girl, down!" they were all yelling.
"Ack! NO! GET AWAY! YOU SAYING 'THANKS' IS THANK YOU ENOUGH!" YamiM yelled, running away from the restrained Tea.
~~~***~~~
"Just outta curiousity..." Malik called. Everyone blinked, "yeah?"
"When's the last time we ate?"
"A couple hours ago..." Tristan replied.
"Alright, when's the last time we slept?"
Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhh... nearly two nights ago..." Joey answered.
"Uh-huh... last time we all had a shower...?"
"Together?" YamiM asked, only to get bopped by Yami B over the head.
"Back at the hotel when YamiM and Yami B blew up the van..." Bakura said, glaring at the said yamis. Who both grinned nervously, and hid behind Tristan.
"Alright... thank you... now, HOW CAN WE ALL STILL BE ALIVE!!!???" Malik yelled, waving his arms around, in frustration.
"Easy, we just ate, we're all exhausted, and in need of showers... and those aren't exactly deadly things..." Yami said, dryly.
"What!?"
"Wanna know what'll lighten things up?" Tea called.
"No..." everyone said, with a sigh.
Tea ignored them, and yeah... started singing. "I LIKE BIG BUTTS, AND I CAN NOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY..."
The guys all anime sweatdropped. Yugi's eyes were wide, causing Yami to glare at Tea. "Stop singing!" he barked. Tea blinked, then shut her mouth.
"What?"
"Never heard a girl sing that kinda song before..." Bakura said, slowly. Yami B looked back, at his butt.
"Uh, I think she'll leave me alone... my butt's not big..."
Tea anime sweatdropped. The other guys, excluding Yugi, Bakura and Yami, looked at their own backsides.
"She'll leave me alone..." Malik said, dryly. The others nodded, "ditto." Tea turned beet-red.
"IT'S A SONG!!!"
"Uh-huh, sure..." YamiM said, with a roll of his eyes.
"YOU CAN DO SIDE-BENDS OR SIT-UPS, BUT DON'T YOU LOSE THAT BUTT...!" Tea sang, again. "See!?" The guys all anime sweatdropped again.
"She's really starting to scare me..." Joey muttered.
Kaiba shrugged, and held Joey, "I'm here, don't worry..." he said, softly into Joey's ear. Joey turned red, and struggled.
"You're scarin me, too!"
Kaiba blinked, "I am...?"
"Will one of you just smack him already!?" Joey yelled.
"You like the affection, and you know it Joey..." Tristan said, with a smirk.
"Hit him!!!"
Tristan blinked, "I can't..."
"Yami! Hit him!!!" Joey pleaded.
Yami shook his head, "he IS my rival, but he's not my enemy... I won't do him any physical harm..."
YamiM grinned, "ya know...? Take away the 'any physical harm', you got Yami saying 'he won't do Kaiba'..." he told Yami B, who snickered. Then both yamis got whacked over the head with a stick.
"ITAI!" they both yelped, then glared at their assailant. Yugi? He was glaring at them, holding the stick in a threatening manner.
"What are you saying about my Yami?" he demanded. Yami blinked, then smiled. While Yami B and YamiM anime sweatdropped.
"Er, nothing? Yeah, heh... nothing at all..." they said, hastily. Yugi brightened, then nodded.
"That's what I thought..." he said, cutely.
"WHY DO YOU ALL IGNORE ME, WHEN I SAY TO HIT KAIBA?!" Joey wailed.
Kaiba frowned, "why does it matter, Joey?"
"Because! You're not you! And I liked the old you better!"
Kaiba's eyes widened, "the old me?"
Tristan sighed, "here's where it starts..."
Everyone blinked, confused.
"You... you like the old me...?" Kaiba said, softly. Joey shrugged.
"Well yeah... sure you're more of a jerk... but you're a smart jerk... I mean, if you were back to your old self we'd probably be back home by now... the old you is stronger, too..." Joey sighed. "And... much as I hate to admit it, Kaiba... you're stronger... and way better than I am... don't see how this new you can like me so much... I'm pretty much not worth your time..."
Kaiba's brow furrowed, as he stepped up to Joey, "why're you saying all this?"
"Because... I think the old you should come back..." Joey replied, with a small shrug.
"No... you say you're not worth my time..." Kaiba said, cupping Joey's chin in his hand. The blonde started to turn red.
"H-huh?"
"Joey... you couldn't be more wrong... you're worth all my time..." Kaiba whispered, softly. Joey swallowed, seeing Kaiba move in.
"And I will win you over... regardless of which of me you want..."
Joey blinked, then grinned, slightly. "Still stubborn..." he commented. Kaiba smiled, faintly. His lips grazing the blonde's, in an almost shy manner.
"Cue the music and lights..." Tristan said, with a sigh.
Then cheesy instrumental romance music filled the air; and speaking of air, it went soft, as light pink, and pale blue bubbles with glitter appeared around them.
"Cue the camera..." Yami said, with a roll of his eyes.
Tea whipped out her camera.
"Cue the cutesy comments..." Yami B added in.
"Awwwwwww, too cute...!" Tea gushed.
"... And, that's a wrap..." YamiM said, with a nod.
Just a little closer, Kaiba thought, his heart pounding in anticipation.
Little did he know, Yami was smirking, devillishly.
"Can't that wait, for another time...?" he called, impatiently.
Everything snapped back to normal. The bubbles popped, the music stopped as the record scratched. Joey, red as a beet, jumped back, while Kaiba glared viciously at the Pharoah. Who merely grinned, ah revenge.
"Er, ahem... before bloodshed can happen... let's go..." Yugi said, dragging Yami after him.
The others nodded, and followed.
~~~***~~~
"I say we just hit Kaiba already..." YamiM said, with a sigh.
"Why?" Yami B asked, curiously.
"Well, we need a person of intelligence for this mission... quest... thing..."
"Well, that rules you out, YamiM..." Malik commented, dryly.
"Okay, why does it feel like I've heard all that before...?" Yami B asked, with a raised eyebrow.
"Easy, they were quoting 'Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of The Ring'," Tristan answered with a shrug.
"Long title, isn't it?" Bakura commented. Everyone nodded. Then they all went quiet for a while, thinking.
Until Kaiba spoke up, again. "So, what're we doing now?"
Joey sighed, and shrugged. Okay no one had any ideas. Things needed to pick up, and fast, this was getting dull.
Yami B then sauntered up to Tea, "hey Tea..."
"Yeah?"
"Kaiba called you fat..."
"He what?!" Tea yelled. She whipped off her shoe, and lunged at Kaiba. And luckily for everyone's favorite CEO, he had very quick reflexes, dodging Tea with ease.
The girl slammed into the group. They all crashed to the ground, like bowling pins.
"TEA!" They all shouted. Kaiba's eyes widened, as he ran up to the large pile of teenagers.
"You guys okay?"
"And you didn't even hit him!?" Yami B yelled.
CLUNK!
Kaiba blinked. Everyone froze, staring at Kaiba. The CEO looked up at the sky, confused. "What was that?" he wondered aloud. Then he fell back, with a THUMP.
The rest of the group anime sweatdropped as they fumbled and struggled to crawl over to Kaiba. In a large heap, no less.
"He okay?"
"How does he do that?"
"Do what?"
"It takes like ten seconds for him to go unconscious after getting hit..."
"Oh..."
"Maybe it's just Tea's shoe?"
"What about my shoe?"
"... They're ugly..."
"WHAT?"
"YamiM!"
Then hysterical laughter, and Tea's angry growling.
Kaiba slowly opened his eyes, staring upwards. And bordering the now darkening sky, going clockwise, were Yugi, Yami, Tea, YamiM, Malik, Yami B, Bakura, Tristan, then Joey. Each of them looking mildly concerned.
"You okay, Kaiba?" Joey asked.
"What's going on?" Kaiba grunted, as he sat up.
Everyone, but Tea, wordlessly pointed at Tea's shoe, laying peacefully in the grass.
Kaiba growled, grabbing the shoe, "damn thing...!" then he hurled it aside. He stood up, his eyes cold and hard.
"Where are we?"
"Oh look guys... he's back to normal..." Tristan commented, as he stood up. The others followed suit.
Kaiba glared at the equal-heighted teen, "what?"
"You weren't exactly yourself Kaiba..." Yugi informed him.
"You remember anything?" Bakura asked.
Kaiba frowned, rubbing the back of his head, confused. "No..."
Joey blinked, looking hurt, then he shrugged it off. Hey, the old Kaiba was back. Who was to complain?
Yami B, Malik, YamiM, Bakura, and Tristan began to fill Kaiba in. Hey, he didn't miss much.
Kaiba's eyes were wide with surprise. "I... I was possessive... of Joey?" he asked, doubtfully.
Tristan nodded, "you even threatened me..."
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, "I threatened you?"
Tristan smirked, "yeah... you're actually kinda frightening when you're jealous..."
Kaiba glanced at Joey, who was speaking with Yugi, and Yami at the moment.
"I think, despite of Joey's protests, that he liked the affection you showed him..." Bakura said, sincerely. Then he shrugged, "but that's just my opinion."
"Yeah, never seen the guy blush so much... kinda sad, really..." Yami B said, with a smirk.
YamiM snickered, "yeah, it was, wasn't it?" he grinned at Kaiba. "Strong effect you have on ol' Joey-boy there, Kaiba..."
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, as he watched Joey. "Hm," he thought, "interesting."
"So... what now?" Malik asked. Kaiba blinked.
"What?"
"You crashed the helicopter... remember?" YamiM pointed out. Kaiba smacked his forehead again. Bring up his crashing the helicopter, Kaiba would smack his forehead in disbelief. The yamis found it kind of amusing. But, thankfully, Tristan and Bakura were there to keep their hysterics under control.
"Alright..." Kaiba said, as he folded his arms. "I crashed the helicopter..." he resisted the forehead-smacking when he said it. "And we have no idea where we are now?"
"Not really... just passed a town with pretty good okonomiyaki..." Tea said with a shrug. Then she got glared at.
"I'm not speaking to you... childish and immature as it may seem, you really pissed me off, Tea..." Kaiba growled, then he stomped over to speak with Yami and Yugi.
"What he just said wasn't very 'childish and immature', was it...?" Malik commented, his eyebrow raised.
Everyone shook their heads. Nope, not childish and immature at all.
"So no ideas...?" Kaiba was asking. Yami and Yugi sighed, and shook their heads.
Kaiba grimaced, as he let his head fall back. He stared up at the star- lit sky. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
Then he frowned, seeing a large disk, bordered with flashing red and white lights. And it was making a strange and loud humming, whistling sound, as it hovered over them.
"What the hell...?" Yami B asked, confused, as he looked up. Everyone else looked up, too.
"What is that?"
"It's Las Vegas, duh!..." YamiM said, with a snicker. Everyone rolled their eyes.
Tea snapped a picture of it. "It's a UFO!" she gushed, and started snapping picture after picture, "oh that's it, baby! The camera loves you! The camera is your soulmate! Show the camera you love it, baby!" she said, loudly. The rest of the group anime sweatdropped.
Then Joey cleared his throat, "uhhh, Tea...?
"Yeah?" and yep, she was still taking pictures.
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UFO'S!!!" Joey yelled.
Then the group of ten were bathed in an eerie green light, and started getting beamed up, with uh, a weird, eerie green beam light... thing.
"Er, beam us up, Scotty?" Malik said, with a shrug.
"Hey, we're floating!" Yugi said, with an awe-struck smile. Yami smiled at his hikari's cuteness.
It was deja vu, all over again. "I stand corrected..." Kaiba muttered. Apparently, things could get worse.
~~~***~~~
"Aliens..." YamiM muttered, shaking his head.
Everyone sighed.
"Aliens...!"
They all sighed again.
"WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY DAMN ALIENS!!!"
"Hey, thanks for pointing out the obvious... we're kinda here, too, ya know!?" Joey snapped.
There they all were. All ten of them. Each in their own glass-like tube. The room was circular; the walls and floors looked like polished silver, with strange panels here and there. And they had colored- lights blinking on and off, going in weird patterns. And the members of the group were all reacting kinda differently at the whole thing.
"Wow, real aliens! This is too cool!" Tea gushed, and started snapping pictures. Unfortunately, or fortunately, the flash was reflecting off the glass getting Tea mildly blind.
"No such thing..." Joey said, exasperated.
"You okay, Tristan?" Bakura asked.
"Yeah... you?"
"I'm fine..."
"Good..."
"Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier..." Yami B said, pounding on the glass. "I DON'T LIKE ENCLOSED SPACES!!!"
Yami was doing the same thing, pounding on the glass. "LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!" he yelled.
"Yami, what is it?" Yugi asked, worried.
Yami stopped, and was panting. "What?"
"What's wrong?"
"Aibou, I, uhhh... you know what they do to Pharoah's, don't you?"
Yugi blinked. "Tombs... they're put in tombs..." Malik said, with a frown. "What's your point?"
"Ever been in a tomb..? IT'S NOT FUN!" Yami and Yami B both snapped.
"Huh?" Yugi looked confused.
"Oh, I understand... Yami was supposedly placed in a tomb, and my yami is a tomb-robber..." Bakura said, raising an eyebrow, confused. "So, uhhh..."
"Meaning?" Tristan asked, looking just as confused.
"Meaning they've been traumatized, and have to deal with a phobia of enclosed places..." Kaiba told them, with a frown.
"Oh... closet-phoba...?" YamiM said, with a grin.
"Clausterphobia..." Yami B corrected, with a roll of his eyes.
"Nope, claustrophobia..." Malik argued.
"Whatever... whichever it is, it doesn't matter..." Kaiba said, impatiently.
Then the group blinked, seeing a rectangular panel slide open. Everyone gasped, as a group of three aliens practically glided into the weird room.
"WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY DAMN ALIENS!!!" YamiM shouted.
"Thanks, YamiM... but, I think we already covered that area..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
Shall the author try a description? Ah, why not? Okay, they had green skin, cliche, ne? And big heads, with large yellow alien-eyes, and were actually pretty tall. 7 feet, 7 inches. And nope, no muscles... stringbeans, if you will... clothes?
"COVER YOURSELVES! YOU'RE SOILING MY AIBOU'S EYES!" Yami shouted, and pounded harder on the glass, forgetting all about his phobia.
The aliens anime sweatdropped, ah yes. Creatures from other planets also get the classic anime sweatdrops.
"We mean you strange creatures no harm..." one of them said.
"LIES! ALL LIES!!!" Yami B shouted, pounding on the glass. "LET US OUT!!! PROVE ME WRONG!"
"They're kinda scary..." one of the aliens muttered to alien #1, who sighed the anime mushroom sigh.
"I say we put them back..." the third alien, who shall be known as alien #3 for now. Alien #1 blinked, then glared at alien #3.
"We CAN'T put them back!"
"Why not!?"
"Because... we... I'm not gonna go into that with you, again!"
The second alien, who shall be now known as alien #2 shrugged, and walked up to Yugi's tube-pod thing, tapping the glass.
"Helloooo, in there..." he/she(?) cooed.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!" Yami yelled. Yugi blinked, cutely, and rested his hand against the glass, where alien #2's hand rested.
"Hello..." he said, politely, smiling a small cute smile.
"AWWWWWWWWWW!!! GUYS, GUYS, COME LOOK AT THIS ONE! AIN'T HE ADORABLE!?" alien #2 squealed.
"Even aliens can't resist him..." Kaiba said, with a wry smirk.
Aliens #1 and 3 walked over, "what?"
"Lookie at this wereaddagomagga.."
"Say what?" everyone asked, confused.
"HEY! DON'T CALL YUGI NAMES!" Tea yelled.
"Uh... Don't use our terms in front of the creatures!" alien #1 snapped, smacking alien #2, who yelped.
"Yeah, I think the red-eyed one thinks you insulted him..." alien #3 whispered. They all looked at the red-eyed one(Yami), and he wasn't looking too happy.
"Uhhhhh, she just called him, uhhh... what was the term again? Uhhhh... cyut? no, no, no... oh yeah! It was 'cute', that's all! Just calling him 'cute'...!" alien #1 explained, hastily.
"LET ME OUT!" Yami snarled.
Yugi merely blinked, cutely, again. "It's okay, Yami..." Yami instantly calmed down.
"Hm, the little one seems to have a calming effect on the red-eyed one..." alien #3 commented.
"Interesting..." alien #2 said, with a nod.
"Well, as fascinating as all this is, what do you want with us?" Malik said, with a sigh.
"You act as if you've went through this before..." Bakura said, with a raised eyebrow. The Egyptian blinked, then shook his head.
"Nope... I just hate the waiting thing..."
"We want to conduct an experiment..." alien #2 replied, making goo-goo faces at Yugi, who anime sweatdropped, but easily managed to appear cute.
"No probing thanks..." YamiM called, loudly.
Ew, probing? "No, we are not so primitive..." alien #1 said, with a look of disgust.
"Oh damn..."
Everyone, including the aliens, anime sweatdropped.
"What kind of experiment?" Kaiba asked, narrowing his eyes, suspiciously.
"Ooh, that one has pretty eyes!" alien #2 squealed, running up to Kaiba's tube-pod thing. The CEO shrank back, as s/he pressed her/his face up against it.
"What's your name? And are you in my league?" s/he asked, hopefully.
"Kaiba, and no..." Kaiba replied, completely deadpan.
"We never got your names, either..." Tristan pointed out.
"Hey, he has pretty eyes, too!"
"Down!" alien #1 snapped, smacking alien #2. Everyone anime sweadropped.
"Oh yes... names... I am Mook..." alien #1 said.
"And I am Gook..." alien #2 said.
"And I am... Ollyollyoxenfree..." alien #3 said, with a shrug. Everyone anime sweatdropped, again.
"Just call it Olly..." Mook said, dryly.
"It?" Tea asked, confused.
"We have no sex..."
"Damn... poor you..." YamiM said, with a shrug.
Malik rolled his eyes. "If we weren't in seperate tube-things, yami, I would smack you..." he said, with a frown.
"I think they mean gender..." Bakura said, with a small smile.
"Oh, so you do refer to it as 'gender'..." Gook asked, in awe.
"Yeah... we're not supposed to?" Tristan asked.
"One of the last people we experimented on always insisted we said the other term..."
Kaiba, now sitting on the floor of the tube-pod thing, raised an eyebrow. "What people?"
"What were their names, again?" Mook asked.
"Uhh, unusual names... Nanashi and Nanaki, I believe...?"
Kaiba blinked, those names sounding unusually familiar. Yugi blinked, "who asked for the other term?"
"The younger one... rather odd... always giggling... and she insisted we give the other one, one of her strangely-colored sticks..." Olly said, with a shake of its head.
"Colored-sticks?" Yami B wondered.
"Pixi-stix..." Yami said, slowly.
"Oh, those..."
"Ohhhh, terrible those two were when they devoured the unusual sticks... the taller one referred to all of us as 'Pokey'..." Gook said, shakily.
"The younger one demanding some strange thing called 'she-nan-eye' and 'hen-tie'...?" Mook said, with a shudder.
"Okay, you're trumatized... big whoop..." Joey said, with a yawn. "Now what do you want from us?"
Olly turned around, then a large silver bubble rose from the floor, and split, sliding open, revealing a table. And on the table, every single kind of candy, sugar, and soda sat on it, sparkling and glittering like treasure.
The group anime sweadropped. "Uh-oh..."
"Why the uh-oh?" Mook asked, suspiciously.
"You, uhhh... you're not gonna make us eat that, are you?" Tea asked, nervously.
"Yes... why not?"
Bakura shook his head, "you really don't want to do that..."
"What?"
"Trust us..." Tristan said, with a frown.
"Trust no one... don't you watch The X-Files?" Olly asked. The group anime sweatdropped again, "what?"
"Don't do this... please, don't!" Malik yelled, "I don't like who I become when I eat that stuff!"
"We are merely curious if these 'sugar-highs' work on anyone..."
"Yes, they do!" the group yelled.
"Good, prove it to us..."
Kaiba narrowed his eyes, "you don't want that..."
"Yeah, you really don't..." Yami B and YamiM said, with a quick nod.
"Very well... then, you may try these..." Gook said, another weird bubble rose, and split open, revealing a table full of lemons.
"What the...?" everyone asked, confused.
"Lemons?" Yugi blinked, cutely. "What're those for?"
"We spent years growing these lemons... trying to make them the way you humans do..."
"What?" Tea asked, confused.
"Aphrodesiac lemons..."
"Lemons...?" Joey asked, perplexed. Kaiba's eyes widened.
"THE FRUIT 'LEMON'! NOT THAT KINDA LEMON THAT... Oh for...!" he shouted, then grimaced.
"Oh... those kinda lemons..." Tristan said, slowly. Then he raised an eyebrow. "You guys managed that?"
Yugi blinked, again, glancing at Yami. "Yami, what's aphrodesiac?"
Yami anime sweatdropped, "uhhhh... I'll tell you some other time, aibou..."
"Aphrodesiac, it makes you..." YamiM started to explain, until Yami glared harshly at him.
"Finish that sentence, and I'll be forced to hurt you..." the Pharoah growled. YamiM anime sweatdropped, and managed a nervously innocent grin.
"Well, make your decision!" Mook snapped, impatiently. "The lemons, or the sugar?"
Everyone sighed, "the sugar..." they muttered.
"Damn... I was hoping they'd say the lemons..." Olly said, with a sigh, leering at the bishounen. "It'd be really something to see!" it actually started to drool. Then Olly got smacked by both Mook and Gook.
"Hen-tie...!" they both muttered. The group anime sweatdropped, as the glass lifted. Then they walked over to the sugar-filled table. They all looked at the aliens.
"You're really gonna regret this..." they all said, in perfect unison. So it was kinda creepy.
"We'll see..." the aliens replied, also in perfect unison.
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Nanashi: was that long, enough! *hopping around*
Nanaki: hey, we were abducted by aliens, huh!? too cool! *she ran in circles, happily*
Kaiba: *folds his arms, tapping his foot* ladies...?
Nanashi&Nanaki: *continue running and hopping in circles*
Kaiba: ladies...?
Nanashi: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Nanaki: LICK CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Nanashi: LICK!? *laughs hysterically*
Nanaki: *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, then rolls his eyes* NANASHI AND NANAKI!!!
Nanashi&Nanaki: ACK! *fall over... then jump back up* what?
Kaiba: the votes..?
Nanashi: oh yeahhhhh...
Nanaki: I'll get Tristy!!!
Tristan: *walks in* don't bother... and why the 'Tristy'?
Nanaki: it's cute! *glomps Tristan*
Tristan: ack! *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: and someone was wondering why I started this whole thing... and maybe a few still are, but I didn't notice, heh, sorry ^_^;;; er ahem... here we have two of the ultimate semes... two towers of testosterone! Seto Kaiba, and Tristan Taylor/Hiroto Honda...
Tristan & Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: shall we count, now?
Nanashi: *sighs* it's kinda confusing... some people voted again...
Nanaki: eh, count them anyways...
Nanashi: *shrugs* okay... oh yeah, Tristan and Kaiba... you can place your own votes...
Kaiba: myself...
Tristan: myself, too...
Nanashi: alrighty *writes it down* okay then... ahem... Kaiba first?
Nanaki: *nods*
Nanashi: alrighty, Kaiba...
Kaiba: hm?
Nanashi: from last chapter, you got Blue Lagoon Loon, Hyatt Insomnia, lilmissangel2003, Jade Maxwell, Aqua-chan, and Cherry Drop's vote, making it 6...
Kaiba: yeah...?
Nanashi: *nods* Blue Lagoon Loon voted again, I think... Jade Maxwell, too... but ah well... then La La Land, Chang Meiling, Taito-kisses, Chang-mi, and your own vote, that gives you... 7 votes... 6+7= 13... okay, 13 for Kaiba ^_^
Kaiba: .........
Nanaki: my turn! ^_^ ready Tristy?
Tristan: *shrugs* sure...
Nanaki: alright... *grins* last chapter you got Sunfreak, Cherry Drop, Taito-kisses, Tunisa, ^_^, and Hyatt Insomnia's votes, giving you 6...
Tristan: *nods*
Nanaki: then DKeidis, Tunisa's Yami, and her friend Paigie-chan, Dragon Love, Jounouchi, Yaoi Love, Taito-kisses, Kirunai, Angel Reaper, and your own vote, Tristy... that gives you... 10 votes... 10+6=16... TRISTAN'S THE SEME!!!
Kaiba: ...............
Nanashi: hey, way t' be, Tristan ^_^ *shakes Tristan's hand*
Tristan: *laughs* thanks, I guess... *smiles* thanks to the people who voted ^_^
Nanaki: you okay, Kaiba-boy?
Kaiba: ..............
Tristan: *blinks, then walks up to Kaiba* hey, no hard feelings, Kaiba?
Kaiba: ............. just so you know... I will never in actuality be uke for you!
Tristan: *smiles* damn...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what?
Nanashi: *applauds and throws daisies at Tristan's feet*
Nanaki: *skips up to Kaiba, handing him a consolation rose* you fought hard, Kaiba-boy ^_^ I guess people are just seeing your emotionally unstable side...
Kaiba: stop saying that!
Tristan: *grins* uhhh, I think I'm gonna go see Bakura... tell him the news...
Nanaki: *grins* and celebrate a bit, too, huh? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Tristan: *smirks* we'll see... anyways, later... *heads for the door*
Nanashi: *gets a thought* ack! um, Tristan!
Tristan: yeah?
Nanashi: no telling Bakura... uh, about this whole thing, huh?
Nanaki: ack! yeah! don't tell Bakura!!!
Tristan: *smiles* nah... I won't... later... *walks out*
Nanashi & Nanaki: *sigh in relief*
Kaiba: *frowns, thoughtfully* me, uke... *tilts his head* interesting...
Nanashi&Nanaki: *grin at each other* heh...
Nanashi: oh yeah! you're welcome, Kami Anya, heh ^_^() I try? heh, and Kirunai, yep, I love Honda/Ryou, more than any other pairing...!
Nanaki: I was just curious, that's all ^_^ oh yeah! I like Dragon Love's vote! wanna hear it?
Nanashi: sure...
Nanaki: ahem, *reading Dragon Love's review* "Tristen would be seme all the way. Seto is a shell and Tristen just has that dominant aura going on for him. Just because Seto is tall and acts mean doesn't mean he has control over everything--he is just probably pushing people away. Tristen is way diffent and see experience (see Battle City series). So the answer is animous. TRISTEN IS THE SEME." *hugs the review* oh! So very well said!!! you rock, Dragon Love! Do the cha-cha slide of coolness!!! *hugs the review somemore*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *grins* really was well-said ^_^ anywho... okay, last chapter, coming up... *bows her head, sadly* the end is near...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: *blinks* er, it's not me this time, folks... *points at Nana- chan* it's all her...
Nanashi: NO ONE WANTS TO GUESS!? you sissies! *bursts into tears* no one ever wants to guess what when I say 'guess what'!!! *stops crying, instantly, then folds her arms* just for that... no chapter!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* what, then?
Nanashi: *hops around Kaiba* 'own'.. you change the letters, and you get 'won'!!! wow, huh!? hey! 'wow' spellt backwards is still 'wow'! wow, huh!? hey, 'huh' spellt backwards is still 'huh'! isn't that cool!? hey, 'cool' spellt backwards is... 'LOOC'!!!
Kaiba&Nanaki: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: erm... real Disclaimer... anything and everything in this, are most likely not ours... *blinks*
Kaiba: not even at the Warnings yet... *sighs* I'll do it...
Warnings: uhhhh, none really... mild language, possibly... oh yeah, and shounen-ai and sappyness
Nanaki: *blinks, again* this feels so wrong... I don't feel insane, at all... *pouts* where's the justice..?
Nanashi: you want JUSTICE!!?? *waves her 'Writing' power, which comes in the form of a stick* HOCUS POCUS!
Wufei: *appears, dressed in SuperMan's costume* WHAT TH..!?
Nanaki: *squeals* WU-KUN!!! MY DARLING, FIANCEE-TO-BE!!!
Wufei: AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THE CRAZY ONNA!!! *anime sweatdrops* what am I doing here? And why am I dressed like this?
Nanashi: *points at Wufei* You, Wu-chan! Are JusticeBoy!!! *laughs hysterically, and hops around Kaiba, somemore...*
Kaiba: uhhh, let's start the chapter, shall we?
Nanaki: *chasing Wufei around the room* WU-KUN! MY DARLING HONEY-BUNNY GUMDROP! COME BACK, YOU SILLY GOOSE!
Wufei: GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! GET HER AWAY! *blinks* actually, get this ridiculous outfit off me!
Nanashi: *grins, and jumps on Kaiba's back* PIGGY-BACK RIDE! *blinks, then grins wider at Wufei* okey dokey, Pokey ^_^ *waves her Writing stick at Wufei*
Wufei: *blinks, and is now standing in his boxers* KISAMA!!!
Nanaki: *squeals* THANK YOU, NANA-CHAN!!! *glomps Wufei* I LUUUUUUUV YOUUUUU!
Wufei: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Injustice... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! GET OFFA ME, DAMNIT!
Kaiba: *rolls his eyes* gee, now I feel neglected...
Nanashi: you can be in your boxers, too, ya know? ^_^
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* no thanks... Nanashi?
Nanashi: yes, Kaiba? ^_^
Kaiba: can you get off?
Nanashi: okey dokey, Pokey... *jumps down* ^_^
Kaiba: thank you... and Nanashi?
Nanashi: yes, Kaiba?
Kaiba: START THE CHAPTER!!!
Nanashi: *grins* okey dokey, Pokey... *smirks* I'll try to make this one a long one...
Kaiba,Nanaki&Wufei: *anime sweatdrops* yikes...?
Nanashi: *calms down* hey! Damnit! ah well, the next chapter'll be better, promise *crosses her heart*
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The year is After Colony One-Nine-Five... er, wrong way to start... ah, ahem! And, there's our little group again. Walking in a nice little group. Doing group-like things. What kind of group-like things, you ask? Well, there's the...
"GET IT OFF!" Tea screamed, "GET IT OFF!!!" she was running like a madwoman, her arms swinging around, in a pretty deadly way. The guys could only stare, anime sweatdrops appearing on the sides of their heads. Who would go near her at that moment?
Tea stopped, hands on her hips, as she glared at the guys. "Ya know... you guys COULD offer some assistance..." she said, dryly. And Happosai, a perverted old man, was glomping Tea's chest, clear as day. Hence her mild hysteria.
Then once Tea was done speaking, she went back to screaming, and running around, with her arms swinging around, madly.
"What can we do, Tea?" Joey called, curiously.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!" Tea screamed. Referring to Happosai of course. And at the moment, he was commenting on how lovely she was. But, like Tea cared at the moment, ne? er, ahem...
"Just a guess here..." Kaiba said, with a small grin. "But I think she wants us to get that old man off..."
Everyone stared at Kaiba, still REALLY not used to him grinning so openly. Kaiba blinked, confused.
"What?"
Everyone looked away, clearing their throats. "Nothing..." they mumbled.
Yami and Yami B both looked at YamiM. He blinked, looking rather blank at his fellow yamis. They both gave him a look. YamiM blinked, again.
Yami held up his Millennium Puzzle, and pointed at YamiM, then at Happosai. YamiM still blinked, confused. Yami rolled his eyes. Yami B sighed.
He held up his Millennium Ring, as he pointed at YamiM, then he pointed at Happosai. YamiM merely blinked, again. Yami B slapped his forehead. He and Yami nodded, at each other. Then glared at YamiM. They both held up their respective Millennium Items, pointing at YamiM, then gestured at Happosai.
And yes, YamiM merely blinked, yet again, still confused.
"Oh for..." Yami and Yami B growled. "USE YOUR BLASTED MILLENNIUM ROD ON THAT RIDICULOUS OLD MAN!!!" they shouted, pointing at Happosai, who blinked, confused.
Tea gave up running, and stood there, whining that she hated being the object of a pervert's affection.
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, "she must get a lot of them then, huh?" he whispered to Joey. The blonde snickered. Kaiba blinked. He say something funny? Ah well, he made Joey laugh, that was a plus, in his book.
YamiM sighed, and took out the Rod, and focused its energies on the lil' pervert. Happosai's eyes grew lifeless, then he slid down, off of Tea. Who screamed again, and kicked the old man aside.
"YOU HENTAI!" she yelled, holding her skirt down, for some reason. Hey, there was no wind. Eh, she was crazy, that was that. Anyways...
YamiM continued his work, commanding the little old guy to go back into town. Which he did, with no argument. How could he? Er, anyways... now that he was gone... Tristan, Joey, Yami, and Kaiba had to try and hold Tea back, to keep her from showing YamiM her gratitude.
"Down girl, down!" they were all yelling.
"Ack! NO! GET AWAY! YOU SAYING 'THANKS' IS THANK YOU ENOUGH!" YamiM yelled, running away from the restrained Tea.
~~~***~~~
"Just outta curiousity..." Malik called. Everyone blinked, "yeah?"
"When's the last time we ate?"
"A couple hours ago..." Tristan replied.
"Alright, when's the last time we slept?"
Everyone anime sweatdropped.
"Uhhh... nearly two nights ago..." Joey answered.
"Uh-huh... last time we all had a shower...?"
"Together?" YamiM asked, only to get bopped by Yami B over the head.
"Back at the hotel when YamiM and Yami B blew up the van..." Bakura said, glaring at the said yamis. Who both grinned nervously, and hid behind Tristan.
"Alright... thank you... now, HOW CAN WE ALL STILL BE ALIVE!!!???" Malik yelled, waving his arms around, in frustration.
"Easy, we just ate, we're all exhausted, and in need of showers... and those aren't exactly deadly things..." Yami said, dryly.
"What!?"
"Wanna know what'll lighten things up?" Tea called.
"No..." everyone said, with a sigh.
Tea ignored them, and yeah... started singing. "I LIKE BIG BUTTS, AND I CAN NOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY..."
The guys all anime sweatdropped. Yugi's eyes were wide, causing Yami to glare at Tea. "Stop singing!" he barked. Tea blinked, then shut her mouth.
"What?"
"Never heard a girl sing that kinda song before..." Bakura said, slowly. Yami B looked back, at his butt.
"Uh, I think she'll leave me alone... my butt's not big..."
Tea anime sweatdropped. The other guys, excluding Yugi, Bakura and Yami, looked at their own backsides.
"She'll leave me alone..." Malik said, dryly. The others nodded, "ditto." Tea turned beet-red.
"IT'S A SONG!!!"
"Uh-huh, sure..." YamiM said, with a roll of his eyes.
"YOU CAN DO SIDE-BENDS OR SIT-UPS, BUT DON'T YOU LOSE THAT BUTT...!" Tea sang, again. "See!?" The guys all anime sweatdropped again.
"She's really starting to scare me..." Joey muttered.
Kaiba shrugged, and held Joey, "I'm here, don't worry..." he said, softly into Joey's ear. Joey turned red, and struggled.
"You're scarin me, too!"
Kaiba blinked, "I am...?"
"Will one of you just smack him already!?" Joey yelled.
"You like the affection, and you know it Joey..." Tristan said, with a smirk.
"Hit him!!!"
Tristan blinked, "I can't..."
"Yami! Hit him!!!" Joey pleaded.
Yami shook his head, "he IS my rival, but he's not my enemy... I won't do him any physical harm..."
YamiM grinned, "ya know...? Take away the 'any physical harm', you got Yami saying 'he won't do Kaiba'..." he told Yami B, who snickered. Then both yamis got whacked over the head with a stick.
"ITAI!" they both yelped, then glared at their assailant. Yugi? He was glaring at them, holding the stick in a threatening manner.
"What are you saying about my Yami?" he demanded. Yami blinked, then smiled. While Yami B and YamiM anime sweatdropped.
"Er, nothing? Yeah, heh... nothing at all..." they said, hastily. Yugi brightened, then nodded.
"That's what I thought..." he said, cutely.
"WHY DO YOU ALL IGNORE ME, WHEN I SAY TO HIT KAIBA?!" Joey wailed.
Kaiba frowned, "why does it matter, Joey?"
"Because! You're not you! And I liked the old you better!"
Kaiba's eyes widened, "the old me?"
Tristan sighed, "here's where it starts..."
Everyone blinked, confused.
"You... you like the old me...?" Kaiba said, softly. Joey shrugged.
"Well yeah... sure you're more of a jerk... but you're a smart jerk... I mean, if you were back to your old self we'd probably be back home by now... the old you is stronger, too..." Joey sighed. "And... much as I hate to admit it, Kaiba... you're stronger... and way better than I am... don't see how this new you can like me so much... I'm pretty much not worth your time..."
Kaiba's brow furrowed, as he stepped up to Joey, "why're you saying all this?"
"Because... I think the old you should come back..." Joey replied, with a small shrug.
"No... you say you're not worth my time..." Kaiba said, cupping Joey's chin in his hand. The blonde started to turn red.
"H-huh?"
"Joey... you couldn't be more wrong... you're worth all my time..." Kaiba whispered, softly. Joey swallowed, seeing Kaiba move in.
"And I will win you over... regardless of which of me you want..."
Joey blinked, then grinned, slightly. "Still stubborn..." he commented. Kaiba smiled, faintly. His lips grazing the blonde's, in an almost shy manner.
"Cue the music and lights..." Tristan said, with a sigh.
Then cheesy instrumental romance music filled the air; and speaking of air, it went soft, as light pink, and pale blue bubbles with glitter appeared around them.
"Cue the camera..." Yami said, with a roll of his eyes.
Tea whipped out her camera.
"Cue the cutesy comments..." Yami B added in.
"Awwwwwww, too cute...!" Tea gushed.
"... And, that's a wrap..." YamiM said, with a nod.
Just a little closer, Kaiba thought, his heart pounding in anticipation.
Little did he know, Yami was smirking, devillishly.
"Can't that wait, for another time...?" he called, impatiently.
Everything snapped back to normal. The bubbles popped, the music stopped as the record scratched. Joey, red as a beet, jumped back, while Kaiba glared viciously at the Pharoah. Who merely grinned, ah revenge.
"Er, ahem... before bloodshed can happen... let's go..." Yugi said, dragging Yami after him.
The others nodded, and followed.
~~~***~~~
"I say we just hit Kaiba already..." YamiM said, with a sigh.
"Why?" Yami B asked, curiously.
"Well, we need a person of intelligence for this mission... quest... thing..."
"Well, that rules you out, YamiM..." Malik commented, dryly.
"Okay, why does it feel like I've heard all that before...?" Yami B asked, with a raised eyebrow.
"Easy, they were quoting 'Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of The Ring'," Tristan answered with a shrug.
"Long title, isn't it?" Bakura commented. Everyone nodded. Then they all went quiet for a while, thinking.
Until Kaiba spoke up, again. "So, what're we doing now?"
Joey sighed, and shrugged. Okay no one had any ideas. Things needed to pick up, and fast, this was getting dull.
Yami B then sauntered up to Tea, "hey Tea..."
"Yeah?"
"Kaiba called you fat..."
"He what?!" Tea yelled. She whipped off her shoe, and lunged at Kaiba. And luckily for everyone's favorite CEO, he had very quick reflexes, dodging Tea with ease.
The girl slammed into the group. They all crashed to the ground, like bowling pins.
"TEA!" They all shouted. Kaiba's eyes widened, as he ran up to the large pile of teenagers.
"You guys okay?"
"And you didn't even hit him!?" Yami B yelled.
CLUNK!
Kaiba blinked. Everyone froze, staring at Kaiba. The CEO looked up at the sky, confused. "What was that?" he wondered aloud. Then he fell back, with a THUMP.
The rest of the group anime sweatdropped as they fumbled and struggled to crawl over to Kaiba. In a large heap, no less.
"He okay?"
"How does he do that?"
"Do what?"
"It takes like ten seconds for him to go unconscious after getting hit..."
"Oh..."
"Maybe it's just Tea's shoe?"
"What about my shoe?"
"... They're ugly..."
"WHAT?"
"YamiM!"
Then hysterical laughter, and Tea's angry growling.
Kaiba slowly opened his eyes, staring upwards. And bordering the now darkening sky, going clockwise, were Yugi, Yami, Tea, YamiM, Malik, Yami B, Bakura, Tristan, then Joey. Each of them looking mildly concerned.
"You okay, Kaiba?" Joey asked.
"What's going on?" Kaiba grunted, as he sat up.
Everyone, but Tea, wordlessly pointed at Tea's shoe, laying peacefully in the grass.
Kaiba growled, grabbing the shoe, "damn thing...!" then he hurled it aside. He stood up, his eyes cold and hard.
"Where are we?"
"Oh look guys... he's back to normal..." Tristan commented, as he stood up. The others followed suit.
Kaiba glared at the equal-heighted teen, "what?"
"You weren't exactly yourself Kaiba..." Yugi informed him.
"You remember anything?" Bakura asked.
Kaiba frowned, rubbing the back of his head, confused. "No..."
Joey blinked, looking hurt, then he shrugged it off. Hey, the old Kaiba was back. Who was to complain?
Yami B, Malik, YamiM, Bakura, and Tristan began to fill Kaiba in. Hey, he didn't miss much.
Kaiba's eyes were wide with surprise. "I... I was possessive... of Joey?" he asked, doubtfully.
Tristan nodded, "you even threatened me..."
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, "I threatened you?"
Tristan smirked, "yeah... you're actually kinda frightening when you're jealous..."
Kaiba glanced at Joey, who was speaking with Yugi, and Yami at the moment.
"I think, despite of Joey's protests, that he liked the affection you showed him..." Bakura said, sincerely. Then he shrugged, "but that's just my opinion."
"Yeah, never seen the guy blush so much... kinda sad, really..." Yami B said, with a smirk.
YamiM snickered, "yeah, it was, wasn't it?" he grinned at Kaiba. "Strong effect you have on ol' Joey-boy there, Kaiba..."
Kaiba raised an eyebrow, as he watched Joey. "Hm," he thought, "interesting."
"So... what now?" Malik asked. Kaiba blinked.
"What?"
"You crashed the helicopter... remember?" YamiM pointed out. Kaiba smacked his forehead again. Bring up his crashing the helicopter, Kaiba would smack his forehead in disbelief. The yamis found it kind of amusing. But, thankfully, Tristan and Bakura were there to keep their hysterics under control.
"Alright..." Kaiba said, as he folded his arms. "I crashed the helicopter..." he resisted the forehead-smacking when he said it. "And we have no idea where we are now?"
"Not really... just passed a town with pretty good okonomiyaki..." Tea said with a shrug. Then she got glared at.
"I'm not speaking to you... childish and immature as it may seem, you really pissed me off, Tea..." Kaiba growled, then he stomped over to speak with Yami and Yugi.
"What he just said wasn't very 'childish and immature', was it...?" Malik commented, his eyebrow raised.
Everyone shook their heads. Nope, not childish and immature at all.
"So no ideas...?" Kaiba was asking. Yami and Yugi sighed, and shook their heads.
Kaiba grimaced, as he let his head fall back. He stared up at the star- lit sky. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
Then he frowned, seeing a large disk, bordered with flashing red and white lights. And it was making a strange and loud humming, whistling sound, as it hovered over them.
"What the hell...?" Yami B asked, confused, as he looked up. Everyone else looked up, too.
"What is that?"
"It's Las Vegas, duh!..." YamiM said, with a snicker. Everyone rolled their eyes.
Tea snapped a picture of it. "It's a UFO!" she gushed, and started snapping picture after picture, "oh that's it, baby! The camera loves you! The camera is your soulmate! Show the camera you love it, baby!" she said, loudly. The rest of the group anime sweatdropped.
Then Joey cleared his throat, "uhhh, Tea...?
"Yeah?" and yep, she was still taking pictures.
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS UFO'S!!!" Joey yelled.
Then the group of ten were bathed in an eerie green light, and started getting beamed up, with uh, a weird, eerie green beam light... thing.
"Er, beam us up, Scotty?" Malik said, with a shrug.
"Hey, we're floating!" Yugi said, with an awe-struck smile. Yami smiled at his hikari's cuteness.
It was deja vu, all over again. "I stand corrected..." Kaiba muttered. Apparently, things could get worse.
~~~***~~~
"Aliens..." YamiM muttered, shaking his head.
Everyone sighed.
"Aliens...!"
They all sighed again.
"WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY DAMN ALIENS!!!"
"Hey, thanks for pointing out the obvious... we're kinda here, too, ya know!?" Joey snapped.
There they all were. All ten of them. Each in their own glass-like tube. The room was circular; the walls and floors looked like polished silver, with strange panels here and there. And they had colored- lights blinking on and off, going in weird patterns. And the members of the group were all reacting kinda differently at the whole thing.
"Wow, real aliens! This is too cool!" Tea gushed, and started snapping pictures. Unfortunately, or fortunately, the flash was reflecting off the glass getting Tea mildly blind.
"No such thing..." Joey said, exasperated.
"You okay, Tristan?" Bakura asked.
"Yeah... you?"
"I'm fine..."
"Good..."
"Maybe I should have mentioned this earlier..." Yami B said, pounding on the glass. "I DON'T LIKE ENCLOSED SPACES!!!"
Yami was doing the same thing, pounding on the glass. "LEMME OUT! LEMME OUT!" he yelled.
"Yami, what is it?" Yugi asked, worried.
Yami stopped, and was panting. "What?"
"What's wrong?"
"Aibou, I, uhhh... you know what they do to Pharoah's, don't you?"
Yugi blinked. "Tombs... they're put in tombs..." Malik said, with a frown. "What's your point?"
"Ever been in a tomb..? IT'S NOT FUN!" Yami and Yami B both snapped.
"Huh?" Yugi looked confused.
"Oh, I understand... Yami was supposedly placed in a tomb, and my yami is a tomb-robber..." Bakura said, raising an eyebrow, confused. "So, uhhh..."
"Meaning?" Tristan asked, looking just as confused.
"Meaning they've been traumatized, and have to deal with a phobia of enclosed places..." Kaiba told them, with a frown.
"Oh... closet-phoba...?" YamiM said, with a grin.
"Clausterphobia..." Yami B corrected, with a roll of his eyes.
"Nope, claustrophobia..." Malik argued.
"Whatever... whichever it is, it doesn't matter..." Kaiba said, impatiently.
Then the group blinked, seeing a rectangular panel slide open. Everyone gasped, as a group of three aliens practically glided into the weird room.
"WE'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY DAMN ALIENS!!!" YamiM shouted.
"Thanks, YamiM... but, I think we already covered that area..." Joey said, with a roll of his eyes.
Shall the author try a description? Ah, why not? Okay, they had green skin, cliche, ne? And big heads, with large yellow alien-eyes, and were actually pretty tall. 7 feet, 7 inches. And nope, no muscles... stringbeans, if you will... clothes?
"COVER YOURSELVES! YOU'RE SOILING MY AIBOU'S EYES!" Yami shouted, and pounded harder on the glass, forgetting all about his phobia.
The aliens anime sweatdropped, ah yes. Creatures from other planets also get the classic anime sweatdrops.
"We mean you strange creatures no harm..." one of them said.
"LIES! ALL LIES!!!" Yami B shouted, pounding on the glass. "LET US OUT!!! PROVE ME WRONG!"
"They're kinda scary..." one of the aliens muttered to alien #1, who sighed the anime mushroom sigh.
"I say we put them back..." the third alien, who shall be known as alien #3 for now. Alien #1 blinked, then glared at alien #3.
"We CAN'T put them back!"
"Why not!?"
"Because... we... I'm not gonna go into that with you, again!"
The second alien, who shall be now known as alien #2 shrugged, and walked up to Yugi's tube-pod thing, tapping the glass.
"Helloooo, in there..." he/she(?) cooed.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!" Yami yelled. Yugi blinked, cutely, and rested his hand against the glass, where alien #2's hand rested.
"Hello..." he said, politely, smiling a small cute smile.
"AWWWWWWWWWW!!! GUYS, GUYS, COME LOOK AT THIS ONE! AIN'T HE ADORABLE!?" alien #2 squealed.
"Even aliens can't resist him..." Kaiba said, with a wry smirk.
Aliens #1 and 3 walked over, "what?"
"Lookie at this wereaddagomagga.."
"Say what?" everyone asked, confused.
"HEY! DON'T CALL YUGI NAMES!" Tea yelled.
"Uh... Don't use our terms in front of the creatures!" alien #1 snapped, smacking alien #2, who yelped.
"Yeah, I think the red-eyed one thinks you insulted him..." alien #3 whispered. They all looked at the red-eyed one(Yami), and he wasn't looking too happy.
"Uhhhhh, she just called him, uhhh... what was the term again? Uhhhh... cyut? no, no, no... oh yeah! It was 'cute', that's all! Just calling him 'cute'...!" alien #1 explained, hastily.
"LET ME OUT!" Yami snarled.
Yugi merely blinked, cutely, again. "It's okay, Yami..." Yami instantly calmed down.
"Hm, the little one seems to have a calming effect on the red-eyed one..." alien #3 commented.
"Interesting..." alien #2 said, with a nod.
"Well, as fascinating as all this is, what do you want with us?" Malik said, with a sigh.
"You act as if you've went through this before..." Bakura said, with a raised eyebrow. The Egyptian blinked, then shook his head.
"Nope... I just hate the waiting thing..."
"We want to conduct an experiment..." alien #2 replied, making goo-goo faces at Yugi, who anime sweatdropped, but easily managed to appear cute.
"No probing thanks..." YamiM called, loudly.
Ew, probing? "No, we are not so primitive..." alien #1 said, with a look of disgust.
"Oh damn..."
Everyone, including the aliens, anime sweatdropped.
"What kind of experiment?" Kaiba asked, narrowing his eyes, suspiciously.
"Ooh, that one has pretty eyes!" alien #2 squealed, running up to Kaiba's tube-pod thing. The CEO shrank back, as s/he pressed her/his face up against it.
"What's your name? And are you in my league?" s/he asked, hopefully.
"Kaiba, and no..." Kaiba replied, completely deadpan.
"We never got your names, either..." Tristan pointed out.
"Hey, he has pretty eyes, too!"
"Down!" alien #1 snapped, smacking alien #2. Everyone anime sweadropped.
"Oh yes... names... I am Mook..." alien #1 said.
"And I am Gook..." alien #2 said.
"And I am... Ollyollyoxenfree..." alien #3 said, with a shrug. Everyone anime sweatdropped, again.
"Just call it Olly..." Mook said, dryly.
"It?" Tea asked, confused.
"We have no sex..."
"Damn... poor you..." YamiM said, with a shrug.
Malik rolled his eyes. "If we weren't in seperate tube-things, yami, I would smack you..." he said, with a frown.
"I think they mean gender..." Bakura said, with a small smile.
"Oh, so you do refer to it as 'gender'..." Gook asked, in awe.
"Yeah... we're not supposed to?" Tristan asked.
"One of the last people we experimented on always insisted we said the other term..."
Kaiba, now sitting on the floor of the tube-pod thing, raised an eyebrow. "What people?"
"What were their names, again?" Mook asked.
"Uhh, unusual names... Nanashi and Nanaki, I believe...?"
Kaiba blinked, those names sounding unusually familiar. Yugi blinked, "who asked for the other term?"
"The younger one... rather odd... always giggling... and she insisted we give the other one, one of her strangely-colored sticks..." Olly said, with a shake of its head.
"Colored-sticks?" Yami B wondered.
"Pixi-stix..." Yami said, slowly.
"Oh, those..."
"Ohhhh, terrible those two were when they devoured the unusual sticks... the taller one referred to all of us as 'Pokey'..." Gook said, shakily.
"The younger one demanding some strange thing called 'she-nan-eye' and 'hen-tie'...?" Mook said, with a shudder.
"Okay, you're trumatized... big whoop..." Joey said, with a yawn. "Now what do you want from us?"
Olly turned around, then a large silver bubble rose from the floor, and split, sliding open, revealing a table. And on the table, every single kind of candy, sugar, and soda sat on it, sparkling and glittering like treasure.
The group anime sweadropped. "Uh-oh..."
"Why the uh-oh?" Mook asked, suspiciously.
"You, uhhh... you're not gonna make us eat that, are you?" Tea asked, nervously.
"Yes... why not?"
Bakura shook his head, "you really don't want to do that..."
"What?"
"Trust us..." Tristan said, with a frown.
"Trust no one... don't you watch The X-Files?" Olly asked. The group anime sweatdropped again, "what?"
"Don't do this... please, don't!" Malik yelled, "I don't like who I become when I eat that stuff!"
"We are merely curious if these 'sugar-highs' work on anyone..."
"Yes, they do!" the group yelled.
"Good, prove it to us..."
Kaiba narrowed his eyes, "you don't want that..."
"Yeah, you really don't..." Yami B and YamiM said, with a quick nod.
"Very well... then, you may try these..." Gook said, another weird bubble rose, and split open, revealing a table full of lemons.
"What the...?" everyone asked, confused.
"Lemons?" Yugi blinked, cutely. "What're those for?"
"We spent years growing these lemons... trying to make them the way you humans do..."
"What?" Tea asked, confused.
"Aphrodesiac lemons..."
"Lemons...?" Joey asked, perplexed. Kaiba's eyes widened.
"THE FRUIT 'LEMON'! NOT THAT KINDA LEMON THAT... Oh for...!" he shouted, then grimaced.
"Oh... those kinda lemons..." Tristan said, slowly. Then he raised an eyebrow. "You guys managed that?"
Yugi blinked, again, glancing at Yami. "Yami, what's aphrodesiac?"
Yami anime sweatdropped, "uhhhh... I'll tell you some other time, aibou..."
"Aphrodesiac, it makes you..." YamiM started to explain, until Yami glared harshly at him.
"Finish that sentence, and I'll be forced to hurt you..." the Pharoah growled. YamiM anime sweatdropped, and managed a nervously innocent grin.
"Well, make your decision!" Mook snapped, impatiently. "The lemons, or the sugar?"
Everyone sighed, "the sugar..." they muttered.
"Damn... I was hoping they'd say the lemons..." Olly said, with a sigh, leering at the bishounen. "It'd be really something to see!" it actually started to drool. Then Olly got smacked by both Mook and Gook.
"Hen-tie...!" they both muttered. The group anime sweatdropped, as the glass lifted. Then they walked over to the sugar-filled table. They all looked at the aliens.
"You're really gonna regret this..." they all said, in perfect unison. So it was kinda creepy.
"We'll see..." the aliens replied, also in perfect unison.
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Nanashi: was that long, enough! *hopping around*
Nanaki: hey, we were abducted by aliens, huh!? too cool! *she ran in circles, happily*
Kaiba: *folds his arms, tapping his foot* ladies...?
Nanashi&Nanaki: *continue running and hopping in circles*
Kaiba: ladies...?
Nanashi: I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Nanaki: LICK CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Nanashi: LICK!? *laughs hysterically*
Nanaki: *laughs hysterically*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops, then rolls his eyes* NANASHI AND NANAKI!!!
Nanashi&Nanaki: ACK! *fall over... then jump back up* what?
Kaiba: the votes..?
Nanashi: oh yeahhhhh...
Nanaki: I'll get Tristy!!!
Tristan: *walks in* don't bother... and why the 'Tristy'?
Nanaki: it's cute! *glomps Tristan*
Tristan: ack! *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: and someone was wondering why I started this whole thing... and maybe a few still are, but I didn't notice, heh, sorry ^_^;;; er ahem... here we have two of the ultimate semes... two towers of testosterone! Seto Kaiba, and Tristan Taylor/Hiroto Honda...
Tristan & Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanaki: shall we count, now?
Nanashi: *sighs* it's kinda confusing... some people voted again...
Nanaki: eh, count them anyways...
Nanashi: *shrugs* okay... oh yeah, Tristan and Kaiba... you can place your own votes...
Kaiba: myself...
Tristan: myself, too...
Nanashi: alrighty *writes it down* okay then... ahem... Kaiba first?
Nanaki: *nods*
Nanashi: alrighty, Kaiba...
Kaiba: hm?
Nanashi: from last chapter, you got Blue Lagoon Loon, Hyatt Insomnia, lilmissangel2003, Jade Maxwell, Aqua-chan, and Cherry Drop's vote, making it 6...
Kaiba: yeah...?
Nanashi: *nods* Blue Lagoon Loon voted again, I think... Jade Maxwell, too... but ah well... then La La Land, Chang Meiling, Taito-kisses, Chang-mi, and your own vote, that gives you... 7 votes... 6+7= 13... okay, 13 for Kaiba ^_^
Kaiba: .........
Nanaki: my turn! ^_^ ready Tristy?
Tristan: *shrugs* sure...
Nanaki: alright... *grins* last chapter you got Sunfreak, Cherry Drop, Taito-kisses, Tunisa, ^_^, and Hyatt Insomnia's votes, giving you 6...
Tristan: *nods*
Nanaki: then DKeidis, Tunisa's Yami, and her friend Paigie-chan, Dragon Love, Jounouchi, Yaoi Love, Taito-kisses, Kirunai, Angel Reaper, and your own vote, Tristy... that gives you... 10 votes... 10+6=16... TRISTAN'S THE SEME!!!
Kaiba: ...............
Nanashi: hey, way t' be, Tristan ^_^ *shakes Tristan's hand*
Tristan: *laughs* thanks, I guess... *smiles* thanks to the people who voted ^_^
Nanaki: you okay, Kaiba-boy?
Kaiba: ..............
Tristan: *blinks, then walks up to Kaiba* hey, no hard feelings, Kaiba?
Kaiba: ............. just so you know... I will never in actuality be uke for you!
Tristan: *smiles* damn...
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops* what?
Nanashi: *applauds and throws daisies at Tristan's feet*
Nanaki: *skips up to Kaiba, handing him a consolation rose* you fought hard, Kaiba-boy ^_^ I guess people are just seeing your emotionally unstable side...
Kaiba: stop saying that!
Tristan: *grins* uhhh, I think I'm gonna go see Bakura... tell him the news...
Nanaki: *grins* and celebrate a bit, too, huh? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Tristan: *smirks* we'll see... anyways, later... *heads for the door*
Nanashi: *gets a thought* ack! um, Tristan!
Tristan: yeah?
Nanashi: no telling Bakura... uh, about this whole thing, huh?
Nanaki: ack! yeah! don't tell Bakura!!!
Tristan: *smiles* nah... I won't... later... *walks out*
Nanashi & Nanaki: *sigh in relief*
Kaiba: *frowns, thoughtfully* me, uke... *tilts his head* interesting...
Nanashi&Nanaki: *grin at each other* heh...
Nanashi: oh yeah! you're welcome, Kami Anya, heh ^_^() I try? heh, and Kirunai, yep, I love Honda/Ryou, more than any other pairing...!
Nanaki: I was just curious, that's all ^_^ oh yeah! I like Dragon Love's vote! wanna hear it?
Nanashi: sure...
Nanaki: ahem, *reading Dragon Love's review* "Tristen would be seme all the way. Seto is a shell and Tristen just has that dominant aura going on for him. Just because Seto is tall and acts mean doesn't mean he has control over everything--he is just probably pushing people away. Tristen is way diffent and see experience (see Battle City series). So the answer is animous. TRISTEN IS THE SEME." *hugs the review* oh! So very well said!!! you rock, Dragon Love! Do the cha-cha slide of coolness!!! *hugs the review somemore*
Kaiba: *anime sweatdrops*
Nanashi: *grins* really was well-said ^_^ anywho... okay, last chapter, coming up... *bows her head, sadly* the end is near...