Chapter One: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! My baby is having a baby!!"
A/N: Hopefully, this chapter will be a lot longer than the last. And a lot more entertaining too ^_^ Oh yah, some major changes have been made to "The Young Ones" so you might wanna read that.
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Well, seeing my husband faint at the mention of a baby didn't really boost my own confidence. Here was the man who defeated Cell when he was just a boy and faced monsters before that. Now David opens his big mouth and mentions that Gohan's gonna be a daddy and he hits the floor. And at the time, I thought that was my biggest problem…
"Has he woken up yet?" David asked, while munching on potato chips. Videl narrowed her eyes.
"No he hasn't, thanks to you." Videl said.
"Woah, calm down Raph. No need to be so snappy!" David said defensively.
"Yah, it's not his fault Gohan's weak." Nicholas commented.
"Gohan is not weak!" Videl protested.
"That's true." Andrea agreed.
"Thank you."
"He's just a guy." Andrea said, Natalie slipped her a high five. Videl groaned and went to check on Gohan, who was currently unconscious in their bedroom. Videl looked at him and sighed.
**If he's like this now how is he going to be when I give birth!** Videl's forehead creased in deep thought…
Videl's thoughts…"Mr Son, we need you in delivery." The doctor said. Gohan paled but followed the doctor nonetheless. Gohan looked at Videl's position and paled even more so.
"Excuse me doctor, but where is the baby gonna come out?" Gohan asked. The doctor whispered it in his ear. "NANI?!"
"That's right Mr Son. Were you asleep in Health and Science that day?" The doctor jokingly asked.
"No, my mother said that I wasn't allowed to participate in that class." Gohan stated matter-of-factly. The doctor sweat-dropped.
End Videl's thoughts…"Oh my…" Videl said as she wringed her fingers.
"There's no need to worry Videl. I'm sure that won't happen." Natalie said walking into the room.
"You read my thoughts?" Videl asked, slightly embarrassed.
"It was hard not to! And just in case you wanna know Gohan was in class that day and he almost passed out due to embarrassment. It was so funny!" Natalie laughed.
"It's nice to know that you can laugh at this." Videl muttered.
"You are so worried. That's not good for the kid." Natalie said. "Of course he has Gohan's blood so there's no telling how he's gonna turn out." Natalie laughed softly.
"It's a girl." Videl said.
"Huh?"
"It's not gonna be a boy. It's gonna be a girl." Videl said.
"Oh yah, Mirai dudes told us you were gonna have a girl." Natalie remembered. Videl laughed sheepishly.
"Actually I forgot all about the Mirai shenshi." Videl said. "It's just something inside me…"
"Mother's intuition." Natalie said.
"How'd you know?"
"My grandma told me about it."
Elsewhere…"Are you sure this will help Gohan wake up? I mean, Videl's mad enough as it is!" David said.
"Correction, she's mad at you." Nicholas said. "At least this way, you won't get blamed but she'll be mad at me as well. Safety in numbers Finch my boy."
"If you say so…" David said shaking his head. "Are you done yet?"
"Almost…"
Back to Nat and Vid…"This is gonna be some interesting nine months." Natalie said. Videl's face scrunched up. "What's wrong?"
"It's not nine…more like six." Videl said, bracing herself.
"You mean to tell me your already three months gone AND NOBODY KNEW ABOUT IT?!?!" Natalie yelled.
"Um, hehe?"
"Hehe is not going to cut it this time Videl." Natalie scowled. "Why didn't you tell us?"
"I don't know! I wasn't sure if I was this time…" Videl said.
"Honey, we do not live in a soap opera where women don't know when they're pregnant okay?" Natalie said. There was a brief silence. "Now the title of this story doesn't make sense anymore."
"Huh?!" Videl asked.
"Hehe, never mind." Natalie blushed. The door of the bedroom flew open and Nicholas stood there with a bucket in his hands.
"Nicky, what on earth do you think you're doing?!" Videl demanded.
"Sorry ma'am. Just doing my job." Nicholas said as he put on a gas mask and threw the contents of the bucket on top of Gohan.
"Dude, eew!" Natalie said. Then the smell hit and both Videl's and Natalie's eyes started to water. Videl ran out of the room. "Again with the eew! What the hell is that!?"
"Some stuff I found in the basement. It was really rank!" Nicholas said, grinning underneath the gas mask.
"So you threw it on Gohan?!" Natalie demanded.
"Um, I love you?" Nicholas said sheepishly.
"Clean up this mess NOW!" Natalie said.
"AW GROSS! WHO THE HECK DID THIS?!"
"Great. Now he decides to wake up!"
And this was just how my friends reacted. All that night I kept worrying about my father's reaction…I kind of already knew how Chi-Chi's reaction was going to be since grandkids was all she talked about ever since Gohan and I started dating…
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!! My baby is having a baby!" Chi-Chi squealed.
"But Mom, isn't Videl the one who's having the baby?" Goten asked. Chi-Chi scowled at him and he scurried out of the room.
"So, when is it due? How many weeks are you?" Chi-Chi asked.
"Um, it's due in six months. So I guess that answers the other question." Gohan said, slightly cowering.
"NANI?! SHE'S THREE MONTHS PREGNANT AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?!"
"Hey! I didn't know until last night dude!" Gohan said defensively.
"You mean you didn't tell him?!" Chi-Chi screamed at Videl. She then turned to her son. "Young man, did you just call me dude?!"
"Gomen nasai kaasan." Gohan said sheepishly. Videl knew that Chi-Chi was going to yell at her again so…
"Oh, I feel faint." Videl said, her legs starting to waver.
"You look just fine to…VIDEL!" Gohan cried as he caught his wife in his arms. "I wonder what happened."
"She fainted. Geez nii-chan, you're meant to be the smart one!" Goten said. Chi-Chi gave him a look and he disappeared.
**Well, at least that got Chi-Chi off my back for a while…I wonder how Dad's gonna take this.**
Later…"YOU'RE WHAT?!?!" Mr Satan yelled.
"I'm with child daddy." Videl said.
"Wouldn't it be easier to say that you're pregnant?" Gohan asked.
"YOU'RE WHAT?!!" Mr Satan yelled.
"Well every time I say that he always cries 'you're what?!' in a stupid way and it really bugs me." Videl said. The innocent look on Gohan's face made Videl question her motive to kill Gohan.
"Okies then, I won't say that you're pregnant." Gohan said.
"YOU'RE WHAT?!?!"
"Oh good grief Gohan!" Videl groaned. Gohan sheepishly rubbed the back of his head with his hand.
"I'm sorry Videl. I didn't know that your father would act like this." Gohan said. Mr Satan grabbed his collar.
"Look here, I didn't like the fact that you were dating my daughter. Then you went and married her. Now you've gotten her p-p-p-p…"
"With child daddy." Videl said, rubbing her temples.
"Thanks baby. You'd better take good care of her because if I here that you've made her upset in the slightest I'm gonna cut off your head!" The angry father roared. Gohan sweat-dropped.
"As much as I respect you sir, I don't think you can cut off my head. For both moral and physical reasons." Gohan said.
"Have you gotten stupider or something?!" Videl hissed.
"Not to my knowledge."
"Nothing is to your knowledge."
"Look, it's not my fault that your father can't take the fact that you're pregnant with my child!"
"YOU'RE WHAT?!?!"
"Gohan!"
"Oy…"
We tried to calm my father down but he just kept mumbling about how Gohan must have hypnotised me, and something about gold hair. I had no idea what he was talking about. Anyway, when we left the house something I hadn't anticipated happened…
"Miss Videl! We have news from reliable sources that you're pregnant! Any comment?" A reporter asked. Videl and Gohan almost face-faulted. There were literally hundreds of reporters on the front lawn.
"Oh my…" Videl said in awe.
"I need to get you out of here." Gohan said, with a determined face. videl looked at him like he had grown a second head.
"How?! There are millions of reporters in front of us…you're not gonna pull a Vegeta on me Gohan!"
"No, I'm gonna do this." gohan said, picking her up and flying off.
"Are you crazy?! They're gonna print that in their papers! And show it on TV! 'This just in, Videl Satan is dating an alien. Possibly a cousin of Superman'." Videl stated sarcastically. Gohan laughed softly.
"You are so cute when you're mad." Gohan said, smirking slightly.
"Don't try flattery!" Videl said, blushing a deep red. "What are we gonna do?"
"Not we. Me." Gohan narrowed his eyes.
Down below…"Great, we got all the shots we need." Cruces, a photographer for the Orange Star Reporter, said. Suddenly all the cameras blew up and the notepads were burned. "Not again! This happens to me way too much."
Back with Videl and Gohan…"What did you do?!" Videl demanded.
"Just a little trick Piccolo taught me." Gohan replied.
"Oh, that makes me feel SO much better. You getting tips from that green monstrosity!!" Videl sighed. Gohan's eyes darkened. Normally, he never got mad with anyone especially the love of his life. But whenever someone insulted his family or friends they would get burned, including the love of his life.
"What is your problem with Piccolo? Is it cause he's an alien? Coz I'm half alien and our baby is gonna have some of my blood you know. Unless you've been knocking boots with Sharpener again." Gohan said. Videl's eyes widened.
"Don't make me slap you Son Gohan."
"Oh, touchy subject?"
"I DON'T EVEN LIKE SHARPENER!!"
"OH REALLY?! AND I SUPPOSE YOU EYEBALL HIM BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY!"
"Don't get sarky with me dude."
"Oh, so now it's dude? What happened to 'don't make me slap you Son Gohan'?"
"SHUT UP! That is the last time I let you watch Chris Rock stand ups."
As if things couldn't get any worse, but of course every time I thought that it got even more worse. I didn't know what was worse. dealing with all the pregnant stuff or all the real life stuff that changes when you get pregnant. And I STILL didn't know what I wanted to do with the rest of my life!
To Be Continued…
Yah, yah. It's short and not funny but I'm lucky this chapter got written at all! Finals are murder. Anyhooing, look out for the next chapter!