Link's Journal
7.23.02
Hey Journal...
I know I said I'd write the next entry soon, but i've been busy. That and i'm sorta down in the dumps right now. Before I get into current events, how about I finish off the trip? Good.
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The girls constantly threw us glares and at times, a hiss. Us guys, the ones who pissed the girls off, met with the executives and got our bonus for making the girls hate us more to make them more competitive. At the convention, all the kids were falling asleep considering how later, or early depending on how you looked at it, went. All of the questions soon bored us and we were glad when the five days of the same old questions being answered with the same old answers and we were finally on the plane. This time on the way back Mewtwo instead of just re-arrageing the passngers, actually rearanged the movie for our row (there was one screen in the seat in front of you for each set of seats) so that it was some porno. He sat there watching intently whilest I gazed out the window and day dreamed about Zelda. Ness and Young Link were now playing catch with a huge bomb (you know, those things from the gorons in Termina? I forget what they called) and were having some trouble catching it. Oh, and did I mention that this was really freaking the other passengers out because it was lit? All the girls were sitting the back row and were plotting against all of the guys in the SSBM cast. I pulled out my laptop and light earphones (my ears are sensitive considering i'm a hylian) and turned on some good tunes. I ended up playing some Roms while the executives weren't looking. We finally landed and all went back to our rooms to rest.
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Man, now i'm never going to piss Zelda off again... the day after we arrived back we had to go back to fighting, my first opponent after coming back was Zelda. I gulped as she materialized as sheik and beat me clear off the stage... 99 times... damn the ability to have 99 lives. I ran as far as I could away from the arena before Zelda came out to hunt me down some more. A few hours and quite a few beatings from the girls later, the guys and I all ended up in my room with the door locked to keep the blood thirsty girls away from us. We were discussing on what exactly we should do. We all agreed to apologize to the girls... we all left and apologized to them and Zelda surprised me. She walked over to me, gave me on the hardest hits i've ever felt and then said, "Apology accepted." So, the girls are no longer trying to kill us so we're all happy.
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The other day I did a crazy stunt that Roy didn't think I would do. I had to roll in a giant mud puddle outside and then run through the girls' dorm. He was shocked after I finished and forked over the 500 Ninten Creds that he said he'd pay me for doing it. Now Roy thinks that I'll do anything for cash, the girls' dorm is covered in mud and Young Me is constantly picking on me, calling me a good for nothing weakling, just because I always go easy on Zelda when I fight her (the reason my younger self says this is that he's always on her team). This is what has gotten me down in the dumps recently. You see, Young Link was teasing me about that yesterday in the park and I ended up beating the shit outta him. Unfortunatly, Zelda who didn't know the whole story was walking by and thought I was beating up on my younger self because I felt like it. She ran over, bashed me over the head, picked up young me and ran away. I found her and tryed to talk to her and she said something to the effect of "If you're going to beat up small children, you're not better off then gannondork!" which, basically means, we're through. So I'm now single and slightly depressed. Marth and Roy try to cheer me up, some of it helps, and everytime I see the little bastard that ruined my life I kick the living day lights out of him. Luckily I don't feel any pain when I beat him up. Marth and Roy, my only two friends now (seeing as Zelda spread the word that I beat up on Y. Link for no reason making everyone think I beat up on kids for fun) chipped in and bought me a laptop for my b-day. It was cool... we all hung out and sparred. So now i'm sitting here, typing on my laptop, with my Offspring cd blasting music behind my head. I'm now happy and content. Of course now whenever I see the little twirp (my younger self) in battle, regardless of if we're on the same team or not, I. WILL. KICK. HIS. ASS.
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In some ways I'm glad to be single again, I can check out all the girls without having my head bashed in every time I looked. SO, in some ways, I thank myself for screwing up my relationship with Zelda. It's sorta fun this way... plus now I have a perfectly good reason, other then that he annoys the crap outta me, to beat up on my younger self. Well, that's the trip and what's happend recently, so i'm off to go train with Marth and Roy, and listen to the radio with them... and their girlfriends (only reason that is, is that I'm the only one out of the three of us with a radio). While Marth and Roy were over with their girlfriends I was sitting on my bed in my room surfing the net to get my mind off of ways to boot my younger self's ass outta my way. I came across a fanfic titled "Link's Journal" I read it and noticed that it was the most recent pages from my journal. The only one other then me that knew I kept a journal was Roy. I called Roy into my room and gave his face a nice little talk with my sword. He apologized for selling off entries from my journal and not sharing the profit. He gave me all the money he had earned from it, keeping what he would need for his date tonight and went back to his girlfriend. I felt happy with what he had given me of the profit. Well, that's about all that has happend recently, so I'll write more when something else interesting happens...
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Oh wait! I forgot... in my last battle of the day today, it was a free-for-all with me, young me, Marth and Roy in it. I almost cut of Young me's arm... ha ha. Too bad I missed. Oh well, I think Marth and Roy sorta share my dislike (hate is such a STRONG word) for my younger self. So, I'll end this entry here.
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AN: Poor Link... getting dissed by his yonger self and losing his girlfriend... oh well. *shouts to link* Hey! there're more girls out there! Better ones!. *turns back to you, the reader* yeah, i know... i paid Roy to get these entries... so what? It's not like i'm doing anythign wrong... ha ha. now... REVIEW... all reviews will go the Link and the flames will go to burn Zelda and Link's Younger self.
7.23.02
Hey Journal...
I know I said I'd write the next entry soon, but i've been busy. That and i'm sorta down in the dumps right now. Before I get into current events, how about I finish off the trip? Good.
---
The girls constantly threw us glares and at times, a hiss. Us guys, the ones who pissed the girls off, met with the executives and got our bonus for making the girls hate us more to make them more competitive. At the convention, all the kids were falling asleep considering how later, or early depending on how you looked at it, went. All of the questions soon bored us and we were glad when the five days of the same old questions being answered with the same old answers and we were finally on the plane. This time on the way back Mewtwo instead of just re-arrageing the passngers, actually rearanged the movie for our row (there was one screen in the seat in front of you for each set of seats) so that it was some porno. He sat there watching intently whilest I gazed out the window and day dreamed about Zelda. Ness and Young Link were now playing catch with a huge bomb (you know, those things from the gorons in Termina? I forget what they called) and were having some trouble catching it. Oh, and did I mention that this was really freaking the other passengers out because it was lit? All the girls were sitting the back row and were plotting against all of the guys in the SSBM cast. I pulled out my laptop and light earphones (my ears are sensitive considering i'm a hylian) and turned on some good tunes. I ended up playing some Roms while the executives weren't looking. We finally landed and all went back to our rooms to rest.
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Man, now i'm never going to piss Zelda off again... the day after we arrived back we had to go back to fighting, my first opponent after coming back was Zelda. I gulped as she materialized as sheik and beat me clear off the stage... 99 times... damn the ability to have 99 lives. I ran as far as I could away from the arena before Zelda came out to hunt me down some more. A few hours and quite a few beatings from the girls later, the guys and I all ended up in my room with the door locked to keep the blood thirsty girls away from us. We were discussing on what exactly we should do. We all agreed to apologize to the girls... we all left and apologized to them and Zelda surprised me. She walked over to me, gave me on the hardest hits i've ever felt and then said, "Apology accepted." So, the girls are no longer trying to kill us so we're all happy.
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The other day I did a crazy stunt that Roy didn't think I would do. I had to roll in a giant mud puddle outside and then run through the girls' dorm. He was shocked after I finished and forked over the 500 Ninten Creds that he said he'd pay me for doing it. Now Roy thinks that I'll do anything for cash, the girls' dorm is covered in mud and Young Me is constantly picking on me, calling me a good for nothing weakling, just because I always go easy on Zelda when I fight her (the reason my younger self says this is that he's always on her team). This is what has gotten me down in the dumps recently. You see, Young Link was teasing me about that yesterday in the park and I ended up beating the shit outta him. Unfortunatly, Zelda who didn't know the whole story was walking by and thought I was beating up on my younger self because I felt like it. She ran over, bashed me over the head, picked up young me and ran away. I found her and tryed to talk to her and she said something to the effect of "If you're going to beat up small children, you're not better off then gannondork!" which, basically means, we're through. So I'm now single and slightly depressed. Marth and Roy try to cheer me up, some of it helps, and everytime I see the little bastard that ruined my life I kick the living day lights out of him. Luckily I don't feel any pain when I beat him up. Marth and Roy, my only two friends now (seeing as Zelda spread the word that I beat up on Y. Link for no reason making everyone think I beat up on kids for fun) chipped in and bought me a laptop for my b-day. It was cool... we all hung out and sparred. So now i'm sitting here, typing on my laptop, with my Offspring cd blasting music behind my head. I'm now happy and content. Of course now whenever I see the little twirp (my younger self) in battle, regardless of if we're on the same team or not, I. WILL. KICK. HIS. ASS.
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In some ways I'm glad to be single again, I can check out all the girls without having my head bashed in every time I looked. SO, in some ways, I thank myself for screwing up my relationship with Zelda. It's sorta fun this way... plus now I have a perfectly good reason, other then that he annoys the crap outta me, to beat up on my younger self. Well, that's the trip and what's happend recently, so i'm off to go train with Marth and Roy, and listen to the radio with them... and their girlfriends (only reason that is, is that I'm the only one out of the three of us with a radio). While Marth and Roy were over with their girlfriends I was sitting on my bed in my room surfing the net to get my mind off of ways to boot my younger self's ass outta my way. I came across a fanfic titled "Link's Journal" I read it and noticed that it was the most recent pages from my journal. The only one other then me that knew I kept a journal was Roy. I called Roy into my room and gave his face a nice little talk with my sword. He apologized for selling off entries from my journal and not sharing the profit. He gave me all the money he had earned from it, keeping what he would need for his date tonight and went back to his girlfriend. I felt happy with what he had given me of the profit. Well, that's about all that has happend recently, so I'll write more when something else interesting happens...
...
Oh wait! I forgot... in my last battle of the day today, it was a free-for-all with me, young me, Marth and Roy in it. I almost cut of Young me's arm... ha ha. Too bad I missed. Oh well, I think Marth and Roy sorta share my dislike (hate is such a STRONG word) for my younger self. So, I'll end this entry here.
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AN: Poor Link... getting dissed by his yonger self and losing his girlfriend... oh well. *shouts to link* Hey! there're more girls out there! Better ones!. *turns back to you, the reader* yeah, i know... i paid Roy to get these entries... so what? It's not like i'm doing anythign wrong... ha ha. now... REVIEW... all reviews will go the Link and the flames will go to burn Zelda and Link's Younger self.