AN: Ok... I had to pay Roy extra for this... damned Link... gah, maybe that's why I like Link so much. He gets his way. Anyway... Review at the end!
^my notes^
Link's Journal
Date:8.04.02
Well, it's been a while since my last entry Journal, but I have perfectly good reason for it. Someone had found you and took it with them. I instantly thought of my younger self, grabbing it, reading it for himself, photo copying some of the more personal pages in it for blackmail and then turning it over to Zelda. I went and approached him and he told me that he didn't take it... but he had a pretty good idea who did. He said that he thought he saw Falcon creeping around my room. I found Falcon and went up to him and demanded he give me back my Journal. He said, word for word, "I don't have yer stupid journal, and even if I did have it I wouldn't give it back to you! I did once have it... took it right out of yer room... and sold it off to dorko!" I asked him which "dorko" he sold it to and he replied wtih the king of the dorkos! I only knew one "King" who could be called King of the Dorkos... Ganondork! I raced over to his room and found him just leaving, my journal in his hand. I ran over, put my sword up to his throat and demanded that he give my journal back... I was surprised to see a look of fear on his face... so surprised that I took a picture of it with the camera that I held in my tunic pocket (it's on the inside so people can't see what I'm holding :-D). He forked my diary back over and I went to find Roy... he was the only one, other then me, who knew where I kept my journal. I found Roy in the courtyard trying to put the moves on Zelda. I rolled my eyes and I approached him. He was surprised when he found the tip of my sword poking him in the back. Zelda shot me a dirty look, not really like I care about that though. Roy and I... or rather, Roy and my Sword, had a really nice talk about staying out of other people's business. Shortly after that I retired to my room to find another place to keep you. I'm going to end up keeping you behind the radio. Now I only hope that Roy doesn't find your place. Anyway...
Around three in the afternoon, Master Hand's voice boomed over the PA system, he wanted Roy, Marth, me and my younger self all to come to the Final Destination ASAP. I grabbed a bagel out of the kitchen in my room and started to run towards the FD stage. Along the way I found Marth and Roy running from the basketball court, I ran in a full out sprint 'till I caught up with them and then I slowed my pace to match theirs. We all agreed to go nuclear on my younger self. I smiled happy to know I had such good friends to still stick with my views. When we got the the FD stage we found that the other 21 members of the SSBM were all seated in a viewing area. The Master Hand floated down and put each one of us on the Final Destination. He had heard about what was going on, and he didn't like the fact that I was trying to injue/mutilate/kill my younger self... so he decided to have a special melee. But that was to be arranged on a later date. For now, he had been taking in requests to see exactly who was the best smasher with a sword as their main weapon. He told us the details of our fight.
Single Button (attack) Melee
Time: 30:00
Items: None
Stage: Final Destination (where else?)
Fighters: Link, Y. Link, Marth, Roy
As soon as we had read the details of the fight we heard him start the fight off by saying something to the effect of, "Sword Smasher Fight... 3... 2... 1... GO!". We were a little confused by why he had said "Sword Smasher Fight" but as soon as we heard "GO" we all sprang into action. It was a very long and hard battle. It seemed to be even longer because at least 75% of our attacks had been cut for the fight. It sounded like the audiance was cheering for me, but I knew that in reality they were quietly saying "Young" before they said my name... no one else heard them saying young, but they had to say my name loud enough for the MH to hear... otherwise they'd miss their pay for a few weeks. Sometimes I wished I wasn't doing so well just so I didn't have to be annoyed by them fake cheering for me. At the end of the battle, I had thought that I wouldn't have first place. I thought I had done so poorly... but after the battle, when we went into the side room to collect our winnings... I saw it posted there on the electronic score board.
1st: Link
2nd: Y. Link
3rd: Marth
4th: Roy
I was shocked. I would've at least thought that Marth or Roy would have been in 2nd. I was also shocked at the fact that despite how poorly I thought I had done I had still managed to come out on top. I took my payment of 1000 Ninten Creds and walked with Marth and Roy back to our dorms. When I got into my rather large room, I found that the extra rooms now had Marth and Roy's furniture in them. My initial reaction was what the hell are they doing in my room? Then I check my mail (regular, not e-mail) and I found a notice that said since me, Marth, and Roy are such good friends, and that their place is being torn down to make room for more stages to fight on (rumor has it that they're some old stages from the first smash bros. tournament) they are now going to be my room mates. I found it to be a pleasent surprise... except for the fact that now Roy was closer to finding my journal then ever. I mean, now he's staying in the same house thing with it! I would type my entries on my laptop and make them password protected but Roy could easily hack into my laptop (the new one they got me... not the hold broken down one I used to use) and snag the journal entries in a heatbeat.
Everyone was enjoying the next two days, why? Simple, for the next two days we were off duty. No fighting in melee battles, no need for rivalries, just plain and simple relaxing. Roy, Marth, their girlfriends, and myself were planning on going to the movies, why was I tagging along? Simple, because Marth, Roy, and even their girlfriends would feel bad for leaving me out. I headed out to go for a walk and maybe pick on my younger self when I ran into Samus walking away from the shooting gallery. We made some small talk, I ended up walking her back to her room and then I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies with me, Marth, Roy, and their girlfriends. Surprise, surprise, she accepted. So, yesterday, we all went to the movies. We saw Austin Powers: Goldmember and we all had a good time and laughed our asses off at it. At the party we were all saying jokes and things of the sort from the movie and we confused everyone. Sometime during the party there was an annoucement that a crazed psychotic person escaped from the nearby mental hospital. Immidietly after that annoucement was done, another one came on that said that the CPP wasn't Captain Falcon, at word of this we all started to look a little nervous. The group of us (Me, Samus, Marth, Roy, and their girlfriends) all headed off to our room (it was closest) and once we were in I closed and locked the two doors leading to the outside while Marth and Roy went around closing and locking the windows. The girls all sat on the couch and turned on the TV to the SSBN (Super Smash Brothers Network) for anymore information on the CPP. We were all huddled next to eachother on the couch when the lights outside in the courtyard went on. We all shot up from the couch and ran onto my balcony, there in the courtyard was a person. The person was spraypainting something on the grass. After he finished with the spray paint he screamed out "THE PENGUIN MAFIA IS HERE! JOIN OR BE OVER-RUN BY PENGIUNS!" about five seconds after he made his annoucement, the guards rushed out and grabbed him. After that almost all of us settled on the couch, but I got up to turn on the radio. I was about to turn off the TV when there was another annoucement. Apparenely the psycho outside was an escaped author from Fanfiction.net.
We were all shocked that an author had made it past security and onto the compound. The girls were too scared (Samus was only scared because she didn't bring any weapons with her and she wasn't wearing her suit) to go back to their rooms, even if we escorted them so we agreed to let them sleep here. Marth and his girlfriend slept in his bed, Roy and his girlfriend slept in their bed, Samus slept in my bed and I was stuck with the couch... I'm just thankful that I have a comfortable couch.
We ended up having another week off due to the fact that they were tearing down some of the dorms for the new arenas and they were afraid we would get in the way and get injured, making us un-able to fight. Marth, Roy and I decided to go camping and do some training on our own. We snuck into the items vault and took some Heart Containers... We were sure they wouldn't be missed. How wrong we were. The next day, after we left, we were found by Samus, she told us that she wanted to do some camping herself and followed us. We were all talking while we hiked to the cabin we had rented out and we ended up telling her the we were the ones who took the items. She was shocked, but then she just laughed. No one had suspected it was the three loyal swordsmen who had taken the items. Instead the hands had blamed Bowser and Ganondorf. At the news of Bowser and G-dorf being blamed I stopped and just started laughing.
When we go to our cabin Marth, Roy and Samus instantly took the three rooms that were there. Leaving me with the couch... again. I was the first one up... I guess it's old habit from my journy to save Hyrule (again... and again... and again...) so I decided to go out and go fishing. I scribbled a quick note and drew a picture of me fishing.
I had a nice relaxing time fishing, to pass time between bites though, I meditated, practiced with my sword, and thought of what do to with my younger self (beat him to a pulp, or tell him I'm glad he screwed up my relationship with Zelda). I ended up catching quite a bit of fish, I guess all the times I went fishing at the hut by Lake Hylia gave me quite a bit of experiance. I hiked back to the cabin with a huge load of fish in the bag I had brought. When I got back only Marth and Roy were awake, Samus still sleeping, and they were going though the things there for food. They looked at me as I walked in and immidietly tackled me for the fish. The commotion woke Samus up and we all had fish for breakfast. We all decided to go our seperate ways for the next few days. I took some fish from the cooked pile while Marth, Roy, and Samus weren't looking and took off for the higher mountains.
Along the way I had changed my mind of where to go. Instead of going to the top of the mountain, I was just going to hike further into the woods, where no one would find me unless they followed me or spent a long time looking. When I got there, I did some more meditating and soon started to practice some sword skills on some of the surrounding trees. The Master Sword, surprsingly enough, was actually starting to dull. I took quick notice of this and started to look around for something to sharpen it. I stopped searching around a half hour later and sat down to eat some fish for lunch. After lunch I decided to work on some tactics for my bombs and arrows. I ended up coming up with some new moves, such as: when I fall and land on my back, I draw a bomb and toss it in the direction I roll, and I worked on aiming my bow while on my back (my aim was good, but I couldn't figure out a way to get enough power behind the arrow.
I camped out in the woods surviveing on the fish through dinner. In the morning I had to go hunting for some food and after breakfast I headed back to the cabin. Luckily I still had the crystal which held Faore's Wind in it from my adenture for the Ocarina Of Time. I used the spell and arrived back at the cabin before anyone else. I noticed that I was alone at the cabin and decided to sleep in a bed. I tried Marth's bed, but it was wet... I got up very quickly, and also very disgusted. I went to the next room and tried Roy's bed... It was wet... and sticky. Even more disgusted then before I ran outside and jumped in the stream to wash myself so that I wouldn't quite feel as disgusted as I was. I then tried Samus' bed, the bed that would've been mine, and I found nothing wrong with it. Of course, the bed sorta smelt like her, but hey, I'm not complaining. I fell asleep quickly, so I didn't notice when Samus came in, dead tired, sometime after I had fallen asleep. ^if you don't see where this is going... then you have no mind^ She got into the bed and fell straight asleep. I woke up some time later and found that something was holding me back... however, that something was a someone. I tried slipping out by going under her arms and crawling out at the foot of the bed. However... she started hugging tighter as I started trying to get out. Which ah... forced my face into her chest. I'm sure I was beet red at this... not that I'm complaining, I mean, what guy on the face of the earth wouldn't want to be in my position? I continued trying to get out but found my struggles in vain, so I just decided to go back to sleep. I woke up again by Samus talking in her sleep. Apparently she was having a nightmare. I managed to crawl back up into a regualr position and the I woke Samus up from the nightmare. She sat up and the first thing she did was give me one of the hardest punches I had had since Zelda nailed me when the guys and I apologized to the girls. I flew backwards and hit my head on the wall. She instantly realized what she had done and started helping me take care of my bloody nose. We walked into the kitchen and started cooking up some of the fish that we had frozen to get dinner started. We weren't sure if Marth or Roy were going to return tonight but we cooked enough for the four of us anyway considering the fact that both of us (Samus and me) were extremely hungry. We had finished dinner and were playing a game of cards. We kept playing and it somehow turned around into strip poker... and from there we got bored of the cards and the game turned to truth or dare. So... to make a story short, I'm ending up sleeping with Samus again, but now she knows some secrets about me, but I also know some secrets about her. But, here's a catch that I actually like about the game... we're both having to sleep naked, so I'm happy... and I don't think she minds. So now I'm sitting in the living room while she's putting away some fish we had gotten out to defrost incase Marth or Roy showed up tonight. Well... I guess I'd better be going now, I think Samus is just about done with putting away the fish. Now... where to hide you so Roy can't find you... I know! I'll put you in between the matress and box spring thing in Samus' bedroom! Well, Samus is calling so I'll write more the next chance I get! I'm gonna have some fun tonight!
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AN: Well... looks like Link's decided to leave his little self alone. He's getting to sleep with Samus, that luckly little... Gah, anyway, I belive Roy is still having no trouble finding the journal. I'll be uploading more as there's more written! now.. REVIEW!
^my notes^
Link's Journal
Date:8.04.02
Well, it's been a while since my last entry Journal, but I have perfectly good reason for it. Someone had found you and took it with them. I instantly thought of my younger self, grabbing it, reading it for himself, photo copying some of the more personal pages in it for blackmail and then turning it over to Zelda. I went and approached him and he told me that he didn't take it... but he had a pretty good idea who did. He said that he thought he saw Falcon creeping around my room. I found Falcon and went up to him and demanded he give me back my Journal. He said, word for word, "I don't have yer stupid journal, and even if I did have it I wouldn't give it back to you! I did once have it... took it right out of yer room... and sold it off to dorko!" I asked him which "dorko" he sold it to and he replied wtih the king of the dorkos! I only knew one "King" who could be called King of the Dorkos... Ganondork! I raced over to his room and found him just leaving, my journal in his hand. I ran over, put my sword up to his throat and demanded that he give my journal back... I was surprised to see a look of fear on his face... so surprised that I took a picture of it with the camera that I held in my tunic pocket (it's on the inside so people can't see what I'm holding :-D). He forked my diary back over and I went to find Roy... he was the only one, other then me, who knew where I kept my journal. I found Roy in the courtyard trying to put the moves on Zelda. I rolled my eyes and I approached him. He was surprised when he found the tip of my sword poking him in the back. Zelda shot me a dirty look, not really like I care about that though. Roy and I... or rather, Roy and my Sword, had a really nice talk about staying out of other people's business. Shortly after that I retired to my room to find another place to keep you. I'm going to end up keeping you behind the radio. Now I only hope that Roy doesn't find your place. Anyway...
Around three in the afternoon, Master Hand's voice boomed over the PA system, he wanted Roy, Marth, me and my younger self all to come to the Final Destination ASAP. I grabbed a bagel out of the kitchen in my room and started to run towards the FD stage. Along the way I found Marth and Roy running from the basketball court, I ran in a full out sprint 'till I caught up with them and then I slowed my pace to match theirs. We all agreed to go nuclear on my younger self. I smiled happy to know I had such good friends to still stick with my views. When we got the the FD stage we found that the other 21 members of the SSBM were all seated in a viewing area. The Master Hand floated down and put each one of us on the Final Destination. He had heard about what was going on, and he didn't like the fact that I was trying to injue/mutilate/kill my younger self... so he decided to have a special melee. But that was to be arranged on a later date. For now, he had been taking in requests to see exactly who was the best smasher with a sword as their main weapon. He told us the details of our fight.
Single Button (attack) Melee
Time: 30:00
Items: None
Stage: Final Destination (where else?)
Fighters: Link, Y. Link, Marth, Roy
As soon as we had read the details of the fight we heard him start the fight off by saying something to the effect of, "Sword Smasher Fight... 3... 2... 1... GO!". We were a little confused by why he had said "Sword Smasher Fight" but as soon as we heard "GO" we all sprang into action. It was a very long and hard battle. It seemed to be even longer because at least 75% of our attacks had been cut for the fight. It sounded like the audiance was cheering for me, but I knew that in reality they were quietly saying "Young" before they said my name... no one else heard them saying young, but they had to say my name loud enough for the MH to hear... otherwise they'd miss their pay for a few weeks. Sometimes I wished I wasn't doing so well just so I didn't have to be annoyed by them fake cheering for me. At the end of the battle, I had thought that I wouldn't have first place. I thought I had done so poorly... but after the battle, when we went into the side room to collect our winnings... I saw it posted there on the electronic score board.
1st: Link
2nd: Y. Link
3rd: Marth
4th: Roy
I was shocked. I would've at least thought that Marth or Roy would have been in 2nd. I was also shocked at the fact that despite how poorly I thought I had done I had still managed to come out on top. I took my payment of 1000 Ninten Creds and walked with Marth and Roy back to our dorms. When I got into my rather large room, I found that the extra rooms now had Marth and Roy's furniture in them. My initial reaction was what the hell are they doing in my room? Then I check my mail (regular, not e-mail) and I found a notice that said since me, Marth, and Roy are such good friends, and that their place is being torn down to make room for more stages to fight on (rumor has it that they're some old stages from the first smash bros. tournament) they are now going to be my room mates. I found it to be a pleasent surprise... except for the fact that now Roy was closer to finding my journal then ever. I mean, now he's staying in the same house thing with it! I would type my entries on my laptop and make them password protected but Roy could easily hack into my laptop (the new one they got me... not the hold broken down one I used to use) and snag the journal entries in a heatbeat.
Everyone was enjoying the next two days, why? Simple, for the next two days we were off duty. No fighting in melee battles, no need for rivalries, just plain and simple relaxing. Roy, Marth, their girlfriends, and myself were planning on going to the movies, why was I tagging along? Simple, because Marth, Roy, and even their girlfriends would feel bad for leaving me out. I headed out to go for a walk and maybe pick on my younger self when I ran into Samus walking away from the shooting gallery. We made some small talk, I ended up walking her back to her room and then I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies with me, Marth, Roy, and their girlfriends. Surprise, surprise, she accepted. So, yesterday, we all went to the movies. We saw Austin Powers: Goldmember and we all had a good time and laughed our asses off at it. At the party we were all saying jokes and things of the sort from the movie and we confused everyone. Sometime during the party there was an annoucement that a crazed psychotic person escaped from the nearby mental hospital. Immidietly after that annoucement was done, another one came on that said that the CPP wasn't Captain Falcon, at word of this we all started to look a little nervous. The group of us (Me, Samus, Marth, Roy, and their girlfriends) all headed off to our room (it was closest) and once we were in I closed and locked the two doors leading to the outside while Marth and Roy went around closing and locking the windows. The girls all sat on the couch and turned on the TV to the SSBN (Super Smash Brothers Network) for anymore information on the CPP. We were all huddled next to eachother on the couch when the lights outside in the courtyard went on. We all shot up from the couch and ran onto my balcony, there in the courtyard was a person. The person was spraypainting something on the grass. After he finished with the spray paint he screamed out "THE PENGUIN MAFIA IS HERE! JOIN OR BE OVER-RUN BY PENGIUNS!" about five seconds after he made his annoucement, the guards rushed out and grabbed him. After that almost all of us settled on the couch, but I got up to turn on the radio. I was about to turn off the TV when there was another annoucement. Apparenely the psycho outside was an escaped author from Fanfiction.net.
We were all shocked that an author had made it past security and onto the compound. The girls were too scared (Samus was only scared because she didn't bring any weapons with her and she wasn't wearing her suit) to go back to their rooms, even if we escorted them so we agreed to let them sleep here. Marth and his girlfriend slept in his bed, Roy and his girlfriend slept in their bed, Samus slept in my bed and I was stuck with the couch... I'm just thankful that I have a comfortable couch.
We ended up having another week off due to the fact that they were tearing down some of the dorms for the new arenas and they were afraid we would get in the way and get injured, making us un-able to fight. Marth, Roy and I decided to go camping and do some training on our own. We snuck into the items vault and took some Heart Containers... We were sure they wouldn't be missed. How wrong we were. The next day, after we left, we were found by Samus, she told us that she wanted to do some camping herself and followed us. We were all talking while we hiked to the cabin we had rented out and we ended up telling her the we were the ones who took the items. She was shocked, but then she just laughed. No one had suspected it was the three loyal swordsmen who had taken the items. Instead the hands had blamed Bowser and Ganondorf. At the news of Bowser and G-dorf being blamed I stopped and just started laughing.
When we go to our cabin Marth, Roy and Samus instantly took the three rooms that were there. Leaving me with the couch... again. I was the first one up... I guess it's old habit from my journy to save Hyrule (again... and again... and again...) so I decided to go out and go fishing. I scribbled a quick note and drew a picture of me fishing.
I had a nice relaxing time fishing, to pass time between bites though, I meditated, practiced with my sword, and thought of what do to with my younger self (beat him to a pulp, or tell him I'm glad he screwed up my relationship with Zelda). I ended up catching quite a bit of fish, I guess all the times I went fishing at the hut by Lake Hylia gave me quite a bit of experiance. I hiked back to the cabin with a huge load of fish in the bag I had brought. When I got back only Marth and Roy were awake, Samus still sleeping, and they were going though the things there for food. They looked at me as I walked in and immidietly tackled me for the fish. The commotion woke Samus up and we all had fish for breakfast. We all decided to go our seperate ways for the next few days. I took some fish from the cooked pile while Marth, Roy, and Samus weren't looking and took off for the higher mountains.
Along the way I had changed my mind of where to go. Instead of going to the top of the mountain, I was just going to hike further into the woods, where no one would find me unless they followed me or spent a long time looking. When I got there, I did some more meditating and soon started to practice some sword skills on some of the surrounding trees. The Master Sword, surprsingly enough, was actually starting to dull. I took quick notice of this and started to look around for something to sharpen it. I stopped searching around a half hour later and sat down to eat some fish for lunch. After lunch I decided to work on some tactics for my bombs and arrows. I ended up coming up with some new moves, such as: when I fall and land on my back, I draw a bomb and toss it in the direction I roll, and I worked on aiming my bow while on my back (my aim was good, but I couldn't figure out a way to get enough power behind the arrow.
I camped out in the woods surviveing on the fish through dinner. In the morning I had to go hunting for some food and after breakfast I headed back to the cabin. Luckily I still had the crystal which held Faore's Wind in it from my adenture for the Ocarina Of Time. I used the spell and arrived back at the cabin before anyone else. I noticed that I was alone at the cabin and decided to sleep in a bed. I tried Marth's bed, but it was wet... I got up very quickly, and also very disgusted. I went to the next room and tried Roy's bed... It was wet... and sticky. Even more disgusted then before I ran outside and jumped in the stream to wash myself so that I wouldn't quite feel as disgusted as I was. I then tried Samus' bed, the bed that would've been mine, and I found nothing wrong with it. Of course, the bed sorta smelt like her, but hey, I'm not complaining. I fell asleep quickly, so I didn't notice when Samus came in, dead tired, sometime after I had fallen asleep. ^if you don't see where this is going... then you have no mind^ She got into the bed and fell straight asleep. I woke up some time later and found that something was holding me back... however, that something was a someone. I tried slipping out by going under her arms and crawling out at the foot of the bed. However... she started hugging tighter as I started trying to get out. Which ah... forced my face into her chest. I'm sure I was beet red at this... not that I'm complaining, I mean, what guy on the face of the earth wouldn't want to be in my position? I continued trying to get out but found my struggles in vain, so I just decided to go back to sleep. I woke up again by Samus talking in her sleep. Apparently she was having a nightmare. I managed to crawl back up into a regualr position and the I woke Samus up from the nightmare. She sat up and the first thing she did was give me one of the hardest punches I had had since Zelda nailed me when the guys and I apologized to the girls. I flew backwards and hit my head on the wall. She instantly realized what she had done and started helping me take care of my bloody nose. We walked into the kitchen and started cooking up some of the fish that we had frozen to get dinner started. We weren't sure if Marth or Roy were going to return tonight but we cooked enough for the four of us anyway considering the fact that both of us (Samus and me) were extremely hungry. We had finished dinner and were playing a game of cards. We kept playing and it somehow turned around into strip poker... and from there we got bored of the cards and the game turned to truth or dare. So... to make a story short, I'm ending up sleeping with Samus again, but now she knows some secrets about me, but I also know some secrets about her. But, here's a catch that I actually like about the game... we're both having to sleep naked, so I'm happy... and I don't think she minds. So now I'm sitting in the living room while she's putting away some fish we had gotten out to defrost incase Marth or Roy showed up tonight. Well... I guess I'd better be going now, I think Samus is just about done with putting away the fish. Now... where to hide you so Roy can't find you... I know! I'll put you in between the matress and box spring thing in Samus' bedroom! Well, Samus is calling so I'll write more the next chance I get! I'm gonna have some fun tonight!
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AN: Well... looks like Link's decided to leave his little self alone. He's getting to sleep with Samus, that luckly little... Gah, anyway, I belive Roy is still having no trouble finding the journal. I'll be uploading more as there's more written! now.. REVIEW!